While the rest of you dumb slobs are dying of Mexican Carnitas Influenza, losing your jobs and being forced at gunpoint by census takers to buy a fucking Chrysler, Barack Obama plays sexy basketball with a bunch of hot-as-hell tall girls in fancy dresses. [White House]

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  1. Not a fair contest, really, on account of Hopey’s probably much more used to shooting hoops in dressy shoes than the Huskies of Hotness are. I bet they all wished they’d dressed in flats.

  2. Who says Hopey doesn’t care? They are playing “Pig,” obviously as show of sympathy for those suffering with Mucho Caliente Swine Flu.

  3. On a terribly unsnarky note – I am goddamnedcrying right now, looking at those beautiful black women looking at their President. I’m such a fucking pussy…Barry, hold me.

  4. [re=306163]One Yield Regular[/re]: Or doing some bizaare softshoe while waiting to endorse an ancient..oh, wait…

  5. [re=306163]One Yield Regular[/re]: I can see the badly shot ball and goofy face now and I’m NOT HAPPY. He probably would have fallen down and hurt himself too due to the vodka he secretly drank before-hand and the valium Cheney always put in his drinks to keep him sedated enough to make it easier for Cheney to run things

  6. I wait eagerly for Rush’s, “While the nation goes into the crapper, Obama plays his ghetto games with nappy-haired broads.”

  7. Um, did no one notice that the first girl to shoot airballed? I mean, I realize the video quality is on par with a RNC webz videoz, but why aren’t we talking how it must’ve felt to airball in front of The President of Basketball?

  8. [re=306226]rmontcal[/re]: Not just once but TWICE. Embarrassing, and also not a great way to stay on the team next season. Our Barry of course, made all three of his shots, because he’s awesome. And because of all the devil-worshiping, obviously.

  9. After watching that — who needs a large military to fight two wars? Let’s go back to the ancient ways — each side picks a champion to settle all in a one-on-one fight.

    So, let’s settle the whole War on Terror/Middle East conflict in an Obama vs. Osama game of HORSE (PIG being culturally insensistive). Osama names the court, we bring the ball.

  10. Well, that perked my flat Friday right up. Damn, that man is just so fine and so cool.

    I’m chortling at the comments, but I’m totally in the tank for President HottieHope.

  11. Remember when the pricks were whining about some young athlete wearing flip-flops to the White House? This president is so cool he wouldn’t mind if they didn’t wear anything at all!

  12. [re=306172]Tommmcatt[/re]: Yes, it appears the video ends before they get to that part.

    Disappointing, Ken Layne, I expected more from Wonkette, the official web home of Barry, buttsecks, boners, boy-touching, boobies, TruckNutz, serious social satire, and also.

  13. Seriously, don’t you think the POTUS Secret Service detail has to be loads more fun now? This sure beats the hell out of scraping W’s pasty ass off the pavement after he dumps it on his Segway.

  14. [re=306170]sevenrepeat[/re]: what? You dont want to try the “White House Rim”?
    I am going to try it the next opportunity I get.

  15. [re=306376]Downtheroadapiece[/re]: Fun? Maybe when they’re inside the White House fence, but outside? Given the hate rhetoric on the right, those Secret Service guys gotta be downing Tums like crazy — who wants to be the guy/gal who misses the Hannity fan with the AK-47 under his coat when Hopey’s working a rope line? Put my Hopey in a bulletproof hamster ball now!

  16. obama isn’t funny, and neither is this post. And that goes for most of the comments. It tried. Everybody tried. But the guy is, again, just too unbelievably cool and good.

  17. [re=306177]Custerwolf[/re]: [re=306167]Cape Clod[/re]: Agreed. If those girls are hoes, I would have gone in to gardening…

  18. Hmmm I see the Obama double is doing his job of trying to make President Obama look like a good ball player. Good job sir good job.

  19. [re=306848]CivicHoliday[/re]: I think he’d prefer the challenge of my 3-pointer, as that would better satisfy his needs IF you know what I mean.

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