THIS IS OUR ZAPRUDER FILM  11:42 pm April 30, 2009

These Dinosaur Furries Are Texas State Representatives

by Ken Layne

Begun these fur wars have.
In this blurry, repulsive frame from actual Texas state government video shot today, a couple of sex-creep furries are standing/sitting around some Texas state representatives. BUT WAIT IT IS WORSE THAN THAT. While it has become all too common to see filthy furries in their filthy semen-encrusted fur-suits at any number of political events or legislative hearings touching upon themes of animals past or present, this is the first time the legislators themselves were the furries — yes, the dino-furries pictures here are, in fact, Rep. Mike Hamilton(R-Mauriceville) and Rep. Mark Homer (D-Paris).

But, why? Oh who knows, some crap about the official state dinosaur of Texas, which is “Dino” from teevee’s The Munsters, and is ridden by Jesus.

Terrible camera-phone picture of web video on a computer screen courtesy of an actual government employee in Texas who will not be named, so he won’t whine forever about being fired.

When dinosaurs roamed the House [Austin American Statesman]
House corrects state dinosaur name [Dewhurst News Journal]

 

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{ 46 comments }

thegunner April 30, 2009 at 11:47 pm

first,also?

Lascauxcaveman April 30, 2009 at 11:50 pm

[re=305582]thegunner[/re]: Ha! And we thought Texas State Reps in dino fur suits were lame.

Atheist Nun April 30, 2009 at 11:53 pm

…some crap about the official state dinosaur of Texas, which is “Dino” from teevee’s The Munsters, and is ridden by Jesus.

Here ya go:
http://www.unusualcards.com/images/occasions%20WEB/Jesus-DinoXS.jpg

shortsshortsshorts April 30, 2009 at 11:55 pm

HAHAHA I KNOW WHO IT WAS. But that doesn’t mean it’s worth sharing.

Don’t mess with Texas. They will fucking kill you.

Custerwolf April 30, 2009 at 11:56 pm

I fervently hope that no soldiers out of Texas currently getting their asses shot at over there in Iraq have any way whatsoever of accessing this unbearable shit.

drrty martini April 30, 2009 at 11:57 pm

When the Gulf Coast asks why the East and West Coasts are smug – it’s a rhetorical question, right?

peorgietirebiter April 30, 2009 at 11:59 pm

(D-Paris) is our politically correct term for Grand Wizard – Paris Klavern.

Custerwolf May 1, 2009 at 12:00 am

[re=305590]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: Texux.

Splurgos May 1, 2009 at 12:05 am

But the obvious question is, did they proceed to perform the sex act upon one another while wearing those goofy suits?

Uncle Glenny May 1, 2009 at 12:11 am

Well, it figures, a queer liberal elitist dem from Paris and some guy from “Maurice”-ville.

One Yield Regular May 1, 2009 at 12:12 am

Dinosaurs In Name Only?

shortsshortsshorts May 1, 2009 at 12:18 am

[re=305595]Custerwolf[/re]: TEXUS. Sure why not. TECKSUS. TEKSIS.

I blame Rick Perry, for some reason.

snideinplainsight May 1, 2009 at 12:22 am

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Czn939 May 1, 2009 at 12:26 am

I DECLARE BLINGEE CONTEST!

Custerwolf May 1, 2009 at 12:29 am

[re=305608]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: Aw c’mon, it takes a village.

Custerwolf May 1, 2009 at 12:33 am

Oh, and just for the record, I don’t think the Bill Clinton costume was very funny at ALL. It’s in poor taste to insinuate that he’s a dinasaur – and that fat.

murality May 1, 2009 at 12:34 am

Bury them then drill them, baby, drill them, for oils.

shortsshortsshorts May 1, 2009 at 12:46 am

[re=305619]Custerwolf[/re]: Barely. Let’s blame a hamlet, and bomb the shit out of it.

Czn939 May 1, 2009 at 12:49 am
Jukesgrrl May 1, 2009 at 12:49 am

Ever since I saw that movie, I’ve been afraid of Paris, Texas. But this seals the deal. Mauriceville, I wouldn’t touch with a 10-metre pole.

19kevin8 May 1, 2009 at 12:50 am

If you are from Tejas, you should be hanging your head in shame. Also.

Custerwolf May 1, 2009 at 12:50 am

[re=305632]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: Well, okay, let’s see…my least favorite Hamlet would have to be Mel Gibson, so – yeah, I suppose we could do that.

imissopus May 1, 2009 at 12:56 am

Mexico: okay, five ameros and not a peso lower, and we’ll throw in Oklahoma. AND NO REFUNDS!!

chascates May 1, 2009 at 1:16 am

Near Glen Rose, Texas are dinosaur tracks close to what ‘Creationists’ claim are man tracks. Thus, surely, did the dinosaurs walketh with the uprighth man.
Who was in fact born and then evicted from the Garden of Eden. Which was close to Tyler, Texas, because of all them roses.

Custerwolf May 1, 2009 at 1:28 am

[re=305657]chascates[/re]: “man tracks?” I’m not familiar with that term. Is that anything like a slug trail?

chascates May 1, 2009 at 1:44 am

[re=305665]Custerwolf[/re]: Very much so, as such hominid species at the time must surely have been comparable to that genus.

Custerwolf May 1, 2009 at 1:57 am

[re=305668]chascates[/re]: Nice cum back.

gurukalehuru May 1, 2009 at 2:26 am

One of them is purple, like Barney, ha! Barney Frank is gay, therefore that guy in the purple suit must be gay, o.k., I’m stretching. Also.

grevillea May 1, 2009 at 2:45 am

[re=305679]gurukalehuru[/re]: No, no, I think you’re onto something! That gay Tellytubby was the purple one, too, right?

Beef Supreme May 1, 2009 at 2:56 am

The drafters of the Texas Constitution had a general distrust of government and only allowed the Legislature to be in session every other year for only 140 days (except for a special session, which only the Governor can call).

This is why.

Lionel Hutz Esq. May 1, 2009 at 3:36 am

This is Intelligent Design?

hobospacejunkie May 1, 2009 at 3:54 am

I can’t vote in neither Paris nor Mauriceville so I ain’t hanging my head in no shame. I did visit the Legislature once in session. The air conditioning was nice. I believe that on a slow, less crowded day with the legislature in session it would be possible to masturbate up in the public viewing gallery and not be caught.

Just now seeing AMC on Larry King re-run. I believe they are talking about the 1st Lady and the dog. How demeaning & sexist. So surprising coming from the progressive, young & hip Larry King.

Of course I could have it all wrong. I can’t hear it, only see it from where I’m sitting on back porch. Fap fap fap.

Naked Bunny with a Whip May 1, 2009 at 6:44 am

I’m totally hurt by all the mean and nasty things you said about furries. I mean, c’mon, legislators/i>? That’s harsh, Ken, way harsh.

Naked Bunny with a Whip May 1, 2009 at 6:46 am

My italics fail is harsh, too. Fuckin’ furry italicizers.

Mr Blifil May 1, 2009 at 7:45 am

[re=305688]Lionel Hutz Esq.[/re]: +1

BadKitty May 1, 2009 at 9:00 am

“filthy semen-encrusted fur-suits” Jesus H. It’s way too fucking early in the morning to be subjected to that kind of talk.

WickedWitch May 1, 2009 at 9:24 am

I’m from TX, but WTF? This is too much for a Friday morning.

SlipperyDick May 1, 2009 at 9:25 am

I think the green one may be our own NC representative Virgina Foxx. She occasionally goes Dino-Texun to feast on dead homos.

A Better American Than YOU May 1, 2009 at 9:30 am

“There’s so much shit in Texas, you’re bound to step in some.” – Johnny Winter

Paterlanger May 1, 2009 at 9:53 am

[re=305588]Atheist Nun[/re]: That’s not Jesus. That’s Max von Sydow in an early story-board version of Jurassic Park that Spielberg was working on when he was ten years old. By the time the film was actually made Richard Attenborough was clearly the best choice for the role. Word is von Sydow was devastated.

Min May 1, 2009 at 10:40 am

God, I miss Molly Ivins.

lawrenceofthedesert May 1, 2009 at 10:48 am

And so it has come to pass that the children of Gaia and Uranus, resulting from a drop of his blood, have come to the Texas legislature to wreak their terrible trio of vengeance upon it for loose talk of secession. Oh, wait, those were the Furies…

MedianHater May 1, 2009 at 11:12 am

Ok, so now I find out that there are 2 of us wonketeers working at TX capitol… Who are you? If you are young and hot, let’s hang out and drink beer. If you are old and gross, nevermind.

Joey Ratz May 1, 2009 at 1:13 pm

[re=305688]Lionel Hutz Esq.[/re]: Kind of. It is Texas-style ID, which may or may not satisfy the standards set for “intelligent” in other places.

Lionel Hutz Esq. May 1, 2009 at 2:04 pm

[re=306105]Joey Ratz[/re]: Coming from you , sir, I will take that as the definitive answer.

badmuthagoose May 1, 2009 at 8:07 pm

Wait, the representative from Paris is a Democrat? Well color me shocked.

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