Emergency Wonk'd: Richmond Edition

Why, who's that dashing young gent sitting up in a tree? Dr. Hunter Holmes McGuire, of course, the famous Civil War surgeon. Also spotted in Richmond: for the first time ever, somebody actually recognized your editors in public. We were leaving Amici and this perfectly nice-seeming, non-degenerate couple walked by and said, "Hey are you Sara Smith? ... AND ARE YOU JIM NEWELL?" and goodness, what a thrill. Wonkette readers, apparently, though you wouldn't know by looking at them. They had teeth and everything! So we killed them, to keep our location a secret. Oh, andRichmond Times-Dispatchcolumnist Jeff Schapiro was allegedly seen at the Amici bar, but probably just by somebody who wanted to get him in trouble.