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  1. “Hillary, you’ve got to stop referring to me as “Sambo” at the State Department. I know it’s just a joke, but some people are taking it the wrong way.”

  2. “What, you think I can’t chop this board in half with my hand? I could. I totally could. I just don’t feel like it, though.”

  3. He’s explaining that a Manwich is not a sexual position, and so he doesn’t owe her an apology for his joke, and she’s not buying it.

  4. Thought Bubbles

    Hillz: Is he masturbating with his right hand?

    Hopey: Can she tell I’m masturbating with my right hand?

    Hillz: Bill never masturbates in front of me.

    Hopey: Soon as the photog is gone, I’m gonna rock out with my cock out!

  5. “I already told you Hillary, Michelle’s too busy to cut up apples for our playdate. Fine, we’ll meet at your house next time.”

  6. “I’ll be needing some of that kool-aide brain serum for Ahmadinejad & Kim Jong-il. Yeah, 100% Approval rating from the sheeples, during the annihilation of all monies. If they only knew about the water supply!…Haaaaaaaaaaaaa!”

  7. Needs a “borrowed” caption from Indecisionforever.com:

    “Don’t look at his ears. Don’t look at his ears. Don’t look at his ears.”

  8. “So we wipe out the population of Texas with the flu bug I released while I was in Mexico, then we repopulate the state with evicted California Democrats. That’s the plan. Keep it under your hat.”

  9. [re=302854]archaeo-angel[/re]: Military specs on the pic-a-nic table. But please tell me they’re not at a rest stop on the Jersey Turnpike.

  10. Do you see the platinum and silver carriage bolts holding this picnic table together! Christ, in my day we had to deal with shitty picnic tables with rusty iron bolts just like everyone else. Times are tight, you know. Why do BHO and FDR hate America? Wake up you morans!

  11. Nice table– make sure you have 24/7 security watching it or some unemployed people with home foreclosures will steal the damned thing for a makeshift shelter or firewood!

  12. [re=302926]Naked Bunny with a Whip[/re]: We’ll just have to see the Doctor about this!

    [re=302990]daisy chain[/re]: I wish I were a Presidential intern / That is what I’d truly like to beeeee…

  13. ESTABLISHED MARCH 4TH, 2009
    Team Rainbow would like to Recognize and say Thank You
    to:
    READ ADMIRAL
    STEPHEN W. ROCHON
    U.S. COAST GUARD RETIRED
    DIRECTOR OF

  14. ESTABLISHED MARCH 4TH, 2009
    Team Rainbow would like to Recognize and say Thank You
    to:
    READ ADMIRAL
    STEPHEN W. ROCHON
    U.S. COAST GUARD RETIRED
    DIRECTOR OF THE EXECUTIVE RESIDENCE AND CHIEF USHER
    For allowing Rainbow Play Systems, IncĀ® the Privilege and Honor
    of building with Pride the First Family’s Playground.
    GOD BLESS AMERICA

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