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48 comments

  1. Aurelio

    “Hillary, you’ve got to stop referring to me as “Sambo” at the State Department. I know it’s just a joke, but some people are taking it the wrong way.”

  2. KristaJulieva

    “What, you think I can’t chop this board in half with my hand? I could. I totally could. I just don’t feel like it, though.”

  3. Colander

    He’s explaining that a Manwich is not a sexual position, and so he doesn’t owe her an apology for his joke, and she’s not buying it.

  4. hobospacejunkie

    Thought Bubbles

    Hillz: Is he masturbating with his right hand?

    Hopey: Can she tell I’m masturbating with my right hand?

    Hillz: Bill never masturbates in front of me.

    Hopey: Soon as the photog is gone, I’m gonna rock out with my cock out!

  5. grevillea

    “I already told you Hillary, Michelle’s too busy to cut up apples for our playdate. Fine, we’ll meet at your house next time.”

  6. Nerdalicious

    “I’ll be needing some of that kool-aide brain serum for Ahmadinejad & Kim Jong-il. Yeah, 100% Approval rating from the sheeples, during the annihilation of all monies. If they only knew about the water supply!…Haaaaaaaaaaaaa!”

  7. NewSpence

    I wonder how long it will be before some genius at Free Republic photoshops fried chicken and watermelon into this picture…

  8. MargeSimpsonsBlackFriend

    [re=302830]hobospacejunkie[/re]: I will have nightmares about this. Thanks.

  9. WIDTAP

    Needs a “borrowed” caption from Indecisionforever.com:

    “Don’t look at his ears. Don’t look at his ears. Don’t look at his ears.”

  10. archaeo-angel

    That is one sturdy looking picnic table… must have been built when Rove was still at the White House.

  11. freakishlystrong

    [re=302830]hobospacejunkie[/re]: Jesus, are you still drunk? Once again Wonkette has destroyed my libido….

  12. karen

    Jesus jumpin’ Christ. That picnic table is obviously designed to withstand a NOOQUELAR holocaust. It must be from IKEA.

  13. Cape Clod

    “So we wipe out the population of Texas with the flu bug I released while I was in Mexico, then we repopulate the state with evicted California Democrats. That’s the plan. Keep it under your hat.”

  14. Min

    “I thought you were going to bring the sandwiches.”
    “No, I thought you were going to bring the sandwiches.”

  15. bitchincamaro

    [re=302854]archaeo-angel[/re]: Military specs on the pic-a-nic table. But please tell me they’re not at a rest stop on the Jersey Turnpike.

  16. gjdodger

    “Let’s pretend we’re having a conversation so Wonkette can have a new photo caption contest.”

  17. Naked Bunny with a Whip

    “What’s this plaque say? ‘The Picnic Table of Rassilon’? What’s that mean?”

  18. AxmxZ

    “Let’s see, we ‘christened’ the swings, the picnic table – next time, let’s meet on the see-saw!”

  19. DangerousLiberal

    Do you see the platinum and silver carriage bolts holding this picnic table together! Christ, in my day we had to deal with shitty picnic tables with rusty iron bolts just like everyone else. Times are tight, you know. Why do BHO and FDR hate America? Wake up you morans!

  20. yersi

    “America must be destroyed, it’s our only hop.. hey David did the tellyprompter go down or something?” *drinks blood of white baby*

  21. Mexifinn

    “So I faked to the left, pivoted, cut straight through the middle and dunked that sucker. B’dunk a dunk!”

    “B’dunk a dunk?”

  22. Red Zeppelin

    [re=302985]dementor[/re]: Yeah, I have never seen such a robust table! But then Hills has put on the pounds lately!

  23. Sarah Palin (vp@whitehouse.gov)

    How come that idiot Stephen W. Bochron got a picnic table named after him and I haven’t yet? Also.

    -SP

  24. Go Figure

    Nice table– make sure you have 24/7 security watching it or some unemployed people with home foreclosures will steal the damned thing for a makeshift shelter or firewood!

  25. qaf

    [re=302926]Naked Bunny with a Whip[/re]: We’ll just have to see the Doctor about this!

    [re=302990]daisy chain[/re]: I wish I were a Presidential intern / That is what I’d truly like to beeeee…

  26. naveed

    ESTABLISHED MARCH 4TH, 2009
    Team Rainbow would like to Recognize and say Thank You
    to:
    READ ADMIRAL
    STEPHEN W. ROCHON
    U.S. COAST GUARD RETIRED
    DIRECTOR OF

  27. naveed

    ESTABLISHED MARCH 4TH, 2009
    Team Rainbow would like to Recognize and say Thank You
    to:
    READ ADMIRAL
    STEPHEN W. ROCHON
    U.S. COAST GUARD RETIRED
    DIRECTOR OF THE EXECUTIVE RESIDENCE AND CHIEF USHER
    For allowing Rainbow Play Systems, Inc® the Privilege and Honor
    of building with Pride the First Family’s Playground.
    GOD BLESS AMERICA

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