Wonkette
“Weird news,” indeed. Christ! Can’t you people keep your foul third-rate romance/low-rent rendezvous off the freakin’ Internet, which really doesn’t need more pornography, and certainly not the kind you two would create. Ugh. Thanks, Sadly, No!, for the year’s supply of Nightmare Fuel. [The Corner]
Obviously, the “N” in “NRO” doesn’t stand for “NO FAT CHICKS,” huh?
I’m really not interested in hearing about her snatch.
K-Lo and J-Berg? BWARF!
The post-coitus cleanup must require a hazmat crew.
There’s such a thing as straight Conservative BBW?
I call bullshit.
So, you labored to not be in the same room in the early years…for the sake of NRO? Pray continue. Because you couldn’t trust yourselves to keep your clothes on and neglect your deadlines?
Los Angeles isn’t big enough for both of them.
Odder still, when you consider that in the early years we labored to rarely be in the same room. All for the sake of The Corner, natch.
Question: Is it impossible for wingnuts to use proper grammar and write in complete sentences? Do they pay these people for this “writing?”
Love is blind. And just a little bit gross.
The two of them womping on each other would smell like a trashcan full of burnt hair, cheese rinds and wet pennies. There’s not enough Axe bodyspray in the world to make that sexy.
Jukesgrrl:
Antarctica isn’t big enough for the both of them.
Personally, I’m proud of Ms. Lopez showing the so much commitment to her discovery of porn on the internet that she must immediately see Jonah about it.
shortsshortsshorts: she is missing the middle B.
cranky: though to be fair, she’d be cuter if she wasn’t always making a face that suggests someone with an enflamed asshole.
This huge increase in mass will change the gravitational constant and the earth’s magnetic field. The resulting conflagration will make swine flu look like a gentle hand job. It’s in Revelations people!
Man, the city’s going to be sorry it re-paved that stretch of Sunset around La Brea before those two drove it in whatever gas-sucking behemoth Jonah drives as a big fuck you to the environment. We’re going to have potholes the size of asteroid craters.
GoLo — it’s more than just a bad idea — it’s also a description of repugnant, terrifying foreplay.
That’s brilliant, K-Lo. You and Jonah fucking will generate so much pornal anti-matter that internet porn will be unable to subsist in the same universe. Thanks for cleaning out my inbox!
Bumping (regional, minority) uglies.
“if this van’s rockin’, don’t come knockin’! Even if you think it’s setting off a tectonic plate shift or causing potholes”.
the cat just threw up a hairball. think i’ll join him…
You know Jim and Sara started it. Now all the bloggers will be pairing up for their lovers’ tours. No state will be safe from the pajama-clad hordes.
All for the sake of the Corner, natch.
All for the sake of the Corner snatch.
There/fixed it for ya for free K-Lo.
Well, no one else would want them. Let’s hope they can’t reproduce.
edgydrifter: +1 for “wet pennies”. hah!
On second thought, would “nickels” be funnier?
NRO, a smoke stack of swamp ass and bad vagina.
Does this mean we’ll have to call them GoLo? Johpez?
WickedWitch: Just wait until Goldberg and Lopez start throwing up hairballs.
Texan Bulldoggette: Y’know, “All for the sake of The Corner” is a pretty weird sentiment. For a blog where conservatives post three sentences about the latest dustup in completely predictable ways, she hangs out with Jonah Goldberg? That’s like giving a million dollars in your will to the overpriced crappy convenience store half a block from your house. It’s like observational comedy without the comedy. Or, for that matter, the observations about half the time. It’s like the bullpen for the stupid — you get to see them warm up for their two innings. It just seems like a damn poor excuse to do something “for the sake of,” is what I’m saying.
You don’t understand.
K-Lo is the Gatekeeper.
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To be fair, I’d labor to rarely be in the same room with Jonah Goldberg too. And by labor I mean hack off my own limbs if necessary.
Thanks for spreading this Nightmare Fuel.
It has no temperature, just petrified exactly like JoGoLo sex.
I dunno, I think we have the makings of the next smash Hwood romcom here. Certainly it sounds about as appealing as what Hwood keeps throwing up…I mean out…no, no I mean up.
I wonder if they are into fisting. And if they are, whether K-Lo is a top or bottom.
My lips are hot. God wills it. Oh God!
One can only hope they drop by the La Brea Tar Pits for a drink.
President Beeblebrox: ewwwwwwww I’m going to have nightmares.
Jukesgrrl: Perhaps. But it appears that you have forgotten that LA has the container port of San Pedro.
“In the early years we labored to rarely be in the same room.”
Or as Jonah Goldberg would put it, “Gravity is a bitch.”
peorgietirebiter: They wouldn’t be the only mammoths there.
Hooray For Anything: Katnah “Dooku” Loperg.
Czn939: or giant ground sloths.
If this story doesn’t end with either one of these lipodotic twats being less fat, less ugly, or less vapid, I can’t fucking bring myself to read any further.
Hooray For Anything: Johpez sounds like candy should pop out of their necks.
It’s so sweet when two delusionally self-important, bile-spewing right wingers can put aside their differences (”Reagan — the best president!” “No! Reagan, the best president EVAH!”) for the sake of really, really hating almost everyone else on the planet. Someone pass the tissues.
I wonder at which point “He’s a spoiled, ignorant ass who got this gig because of his mommmy, and probably wants my job,” and “She’s a religious loon who has only a passing acquaintance with reality, and I want her job,” both of which happen to be true, became lurve.
Old news. http://wonkette.com/407321/jonah-goldberg-k-lo-write-same-article-for-different-websites-probably-are-having-sex-with-each-other