- That guy, Obama, is still as popular as ever, despite the global pandemic and personally orchestrating 9/11 2: 2 Fast 2 Furious. [Andrew Sullivan]
- Recalled children’s toy Michael Steele has been walking around mumbling that Specter’s “mama didn’t raise him” in a certain way. [CNN Political Ticker]
- If Texas were to undergo some sort of retarded mitosis and split into five states, here’s what comedies that particular future might bring about. [FiveThirtyEight]
- Meanwhile, in Virginia, Bill Clinton continues to campaign for Terry McAuliffe by screaming “Who cares!”, apropos of nothing, and reminding everyone he is an ex-president. McAuliffe/Specter 2016! [The Caucus]
- Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is using the slogan “Yes We Can” in his re-electionc campaign. Obama will be so jealous, that Ahmadinejad gets to yell “Yes We Can” in Farsi, the way it was intended to be yelled. [Ben Smith]
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“Recalled children’s toy Michael Steele”
So awesome.
Michael Steele’s mother played drums on the Titanic, so he’s got a skewed concept of loyalty.
Michael Steele needs to talk to TRAILBLAZER Burris about appropriate monuments. I just hope he stays until 2012 for total party destruction
If I were Specter? And Steele said that shit about MY mama?
I’d meet him out by the flag pole at three o’clock and stomp a mudhole in his ass.
He’d appreciate that, cuz thout’s how we do it in the urban suburban hippety-hop environs (and shit)
please Michael Steele knew Specter was going too defect
it was all part of Steeles plan
now he knows whose all down for the GOP
I’ve got mixed feelings about this whole Arlen Specter thing.
On the one hand, if I were just counting head and cheering for the team, I’d be all “Go Dems,” but seeing as how it’s Arlen fucking Specter, I’m not sure we’re getting such a great deal.
Isn’t one Joe Lieberman enough?
[re=302305]magic titty[/re]: Beat me to it.
URL for the MC Steele story is actually http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/
The other one links to something about Jeebus.
Farsi? I thought all them iranians spoke muslin.
Texas undergoing some sort of retarded mitosis — I sense a redundancy here. By definition the mitosis would be retarded, what with Gov. Silky Pony II and all the other ‘tards we’ve unfortunately foisted upon our 49 neighbors.
Of course, ‘Si se puede’ sounded a lot better in Spanish in the first place, so I think that slogan is pretty clearly public domain.
If Texas splits into five states, there goes the filibuster-proof majority in the Senate.
Recalled children’s toy
9/11 2: 2 Fast 2 Furious
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i don’t know about specter……i smell a rat. just sayin’
I can only imagine what kind of drunken sexytime trouble McAuliffe and Clinton are getting into now that Hillz is out of the country pretty much permanently
Someone REALLY needs to go back and make a list of all the government programs/projects designed to prevent or deal with horrible, civilization-destroying calamities that the fucking Republicans have either mocked, fucked with or denied funding to over the last, say, *forever* years to find out how we’re going to be royally screwed next. Just a few examples:
1. Bobby Jindal mocks volcano monitoring; a few days later Alaska explodes.
2. Susan Collins strips pandemic preparation funding; the ENTIRE WORLD comes down with some kind of flying pigfucker disease that APPEARED FROM NOWHERE.
3. GOP opposes abortion; Michelle Bachmann allowed to be born.
What else did they mess with, and how are we going to die because of it?
3. GOP opposes abortion; Michelle Bachmann allowed to be born. LOL
When did this semi-recurring “July Weiner” character show up? I like the cut of his/her jib, my friends.
[re=302611]Blender[/re]: 3. I haz a LOL, also.
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