Business As Usual: Michael Steele Will Continue To Inauthentically Mumble Vapid Nonsense

• That guy, Obama, is still as popular as ever, despite the global pandemic and personally orchestrating 9/11 2: 2 Fast 2 Furious. [ Andrew Sullivan ]

• Recalled children's toy Michael Steele has been  walking around mumbling that Specter's "mama didn't raise him" in a certain way. [ CNN Political Ticker ]

• If Texas were to undergo some sort of retarded mitosis and split into five states, here's what comedies that particular future might bring about. [ FiveThirtyEight ]

• Meanwhile, in Virginia, Bill Clinton continues to campaign for Terry McAuliffe by screaming "Who cares!", apropos of nothing, and reminding everyone he is an ex-president. McAuliffe/Specter 2016! [The Caucus ]

• Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is using the slogan "Yes We Can" in his re-electionc campaign. Obama will be so jealous, that Ahmadinejad gets to yell "Yes We Can" in Farsi, the way it was intended to be yelled. [ Ben Smith ]