Okay so we’ve got a couple of “citizin” slobs, the British foot-baller, and a child prostitute all looking like greaseballs from Hollywood, intentionally. Oh and of course, a blond psychopath from the Fox channel. Working-class Wonkette Operative “Bill M.” writes, “Why is a picture of John Gibson from Fox News on this sign in front of a hair salon in Queens, NY?” Uhh because Lyndon LaRouche wouldn’t pose? (Lyndon LaRouche, what?)
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April 27, 2009
Queens Hair Salon Gives That Perfect Look In Time For ‘War on Christmas’ Season
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Why does that young kid want to look like Spider from Goodfellas? And would it have killed them to put up one guy with some natty dreads?
Is a hot shave similar to a happy ending?
John Gibson. What can you say about John Gibson- that won’t bring up an image of John Gibson? Good reason to NEVER bring up John Gibson.
They have a big racist douchesack clientele.
This is what the world will look like when Duran Duran’s sinister plot to take over the UN finally reaches fruition. Only John Gibson will escape because — well — no barber wants to get that close to a wall of impenetrable stupidity.
[re=300456]Mild Midwesterner[/re]: Damn cropping. I wonder of said HOT SHAVE has a range of prices or is a fixed price? When it comes to happy endings, it’s usually better to go to the top of the range, even if it costs a whole $2 more.
That’s some entrepreneur selling senior citizins. The photo doesn’t reveal the price, so I can’t tell if they’re a good deal or not.
JG must be “Senior Citizen” hair cut, plus complimentary lobotomy.
Mark Foley has the same sign on the door of his office, but it says “Kids Haircut: FREE.”
John Gibson is up there to bring in teh gayz, of course…
The “John Gibson” senior citizen cut comes with a complimentary lobotomy.
I once interned for John in the 80′s! He doesn’t always look like his “glamour shot”.
I think it was Hitchings who once said that Gibson looks like an albino wereworlf.
Good move: I want to look like John Gibson as badly as I want to drive like Matthew Broderick.
[re=300480]Serolf Divad[/re]: Well in fairness, the Broderick incident happened partly because he was in a country where they drive on the wrong side of the road. The people he killed would have lived if they had been driving IN AMERICA.
Nothing says HOLLYWOOD like a conservative New York teevee journalist.
Queens, the lot of them.
It’s a queens’ hair salon not a Queens hair salon.
I saw a werewolf drinking a Pina Colada at Trader Vic’s.
[re=300482]Mr Blifil[/re]: Consider my pants peed in. That was sick, but absolutely hilarious.
[re=300482]Mr Blifil[/re]: You forgot to mention this happened in Ireland so they were obviously drunk as well.
[re=300490]responsible commenter[/re]: …..and after visiting the Queens Hair Salon, his hair was perfect.
Draw blood.
Gibson’s pic is there for all the idiots that want to look like a growed up Beavis!
Hair today, goon tomorrow.
The “hot shave” is Gibson’s specialty. I’m surprised they don’t have the “double doocy” listed.
Don’t these ignorant fuckers know that Becks is in Milan these days? Hollywood my ass.
Is John Gibson’s picture included in all that free clip art on Microsoft Office? I mean how else would they have found this goon’s picture?
Queens, the boro of
immigrantsignorants.“Can I get a Reactionary Rodent?” “A what?” “You know, John Gibson’s hairstyle.”
Has this thread really gone 30 comments without an allusion to “My New Haircut.”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JMOh-cul6M
OT why aren’t we mocking this: http://www.abcnews.go.com/Blotter/story?id=7439287&page=1
WTF is a “regular” haircut?
[re=300502]Unindicted Co-Conspirator[/re]: Heh. I was going to suggest a growed up Mike Score but, yea, Beavis. +1 for you.
[re=300551]suchsweetthunder[/re]: What about Hairdresser on Fire?
“Within an hour the power
could totally destroy me
or it could save my life.”
And, of course, I’m sure they have paid all photo rights for use of those images and in no way, shape, mnanner or form are attempting to imply endorsement or anything. Also.
[re=300555]cranky[/re]: Self-evacuations of buildings in lower Manhattan and New Jersey, including the New York Mercantile Exchange, took place during the fly over.
I’m sure it wasn’t just buildings that were self-evacuated.
[re=300588]SayItWithWookies[/re]: does anyone around here have the skill to make a gif of a building shitting out people?
From Left to Right: Smarmy Gigolo, Jr. Douchebag, Douchebag (Ask about our 20% Father and Son discount!(Monday-Thurdsay only)), Le Asshat, Sporty Metrosexual.
[re=300555]cranky[/re]: Because it wasn’t that funny. Picture George C. Scott, “flyin’ so low, he’s fryin’ chickens in the barn yard.”
It should be noted for the record that John Gibson is not some Hollyweird fairy who spends a lot of time worrying about what his hair looks like.
[re=300605]JamesMichaelCurley[/re]: wrooong, it is hilarious.
I can see Queens out my window. You call that a borough?
[re=300506]Min[/re]: GAH! HAHAHAHAHAHA! I love bunny foofoo!!!!
What? Don’t you know it takes a couple of months to vacuum, shellac and shrink-wrap that ginormous head o’ hair that Mr. Gibson tosses over his shoulders with such vivaciousness? Va va va voom! He will be right and ready for the holiday season.
BLINGEE!!!!
The line must be DRAWN!
1) an excessive blowout haircut
2) a full pound of gel entrenched in their hair that gives it the texture of a bag of nails
3) an unnatural and often disturbing orange tan
…
http://www.getoffourisland.com
WHY DID THEY LEAVE OUT BLAGO? His hair is a great fuckin’ thing.
Wowza, John went Hollywood! He just sent me the link (he’s my right wing buddy, everyone has to have one) and I’m very impressed. I mean look, there he is with Posh Beckham. It’s a new world and I’m glad to be a part of it.
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