This guy is too much: He was so PISSED OFF by Homeland Security noting that certain heavily armed anti-government wingnuts might, uh, do something crazy that he decided to take his guns to the Oklahoma City teabagging protest and, uhm, kill a bunch of cops. That’ll learn ‘em!
An Oklahoma City man who allegedly threatened on Twitter to turn a tax protest into a massacre has been arrested on suspicion of making interstate threats in what is believed to be the first federal prosecution based on posts made to the micro-blogging site.
The FBI arrested Daniel Knight Hayden, 52, after agents identified him as Twitter user CitizenQuasar. Using the micro-blogging site, Hayden allegedly threatened to start a “war” against the government at the Oklahoma City Capitol where a “Tea Party” tax protest was planned.
“START THE KILLING NOW! I am willing to be the FIRST DEATH!,” read a message posted at 8:01 p.m. on April 11, which was followed by, “After I am killed on the Capitol Steps, like a REAL man, the rest of you will REMEMBER ME!!!” Another post said: “I really don’ give a (expletive) anymore. Send the cops around. I will cut their heads off the heads and throw the(m) on the State Capitol steps.”
So, well, he was arrested. Luckily, his Twitter is still up, so we can all safely enjoy not only his insane rage, but his many links to Alice Cooper and Jethro Tull video clips. Yes, the guy is really a 52-year-old Oklahoman.
And, in an epic example of why the UN needs to shut down Twitter, now, here is “CitizenQuasar” in a fury over DHS keeping an eye out for crazy wingnuts, while also showing himself to be a 9/11 truther, while screaming about Newt Gingrich being an evil clown from the New World Order. (That last part is true, or at least it was true until Gingrich was kicked out of the NWO a decade ago for being too fat.)
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Twitter + Teabagger = Tweebagger?
“Luckily, his Twitter is still up, so we can all safely enjoy not only his insane rage, but his many links to Alice Cooper and Jethro Tull video clips. Yes, the guy is really a 52-year-old Oklahoman.”
As an Oklahoman, shouldn’t he be linking to the Flaming Lips?
Disappointing there was not one mention of TruckNutz. Un-American!
[re=300280]choinski[/re]: i think “Twitbagger” is more alliterative and appropriate.
What the hell is a “nano-thermite”?
I would like to learn how to cut their heads
off the heads
and throw the(m) on the State Capitol steps.
Sounds like fun!
Does he have any tweets about how to run a car on water instead of gasoline?
Twitter McVeigh?
Don’t know why they are targeting gun owners. Non gun owners go on shooting sprees all the time. This is the kind of big government jack boot thuggery that mak
“…since I live on this sorry fucking state” Well, in his defense, living in OK too long will drive you loco.
Expected GOP wingnut response: “Clearly, all that talk about ‘revolution’ and ‘starting a war’ and ‘start the killing’ were just metaphors for his anger at Obama’s policies. How dare they arrest a patriotic American exercising his constitutional rights to bear arms and assemble??”
Someone needs to check and make sure the Flaming Lips are still alive.
People, people! Who is going to teach the wingnuts about the dangers of drunk tweeting?
Hey, I love Alice Cooper! I was really, REALLY irked when I found out he’s a wingtard.
“I used to be such a sweet, sweet thing
Until they got a hold of me
I opened doors for little old ladies
I helped the blind to see
I got no friends ’cause they read the papers
They can’t be seen with me. . .”
INDEED.
I’m shocked that nobody has mentioned the MOST! IMPORTANT! TWEET!, to wit:
I fell down. I got up. KEEP ON TRUCK”IN!!!
Yep. Riveting.
[re=300283]WagTehGod[/re]: Actually, he does make reference to TRUCK NUTZ:
I fell down. I got up. KEEP ON TRUCK”IN!!!
So, there you go.
He’s the next Joe The Plumber
Glenn Beck sheds tears for the poor martyr.
Someone please pass him a message: You are not alone. (You’ll have a cellmate who’ll be a VERY CLOSE friend)
“I WISH I had someone to watch my back with MY camera.”
POV buttsecks?
If the swine flu doesn’t kill you, the teabaggers will.
Is GTMO still open for business?
“There is no Jesus. Get over it.”
Didn’t see that one coming.
So when that elitist snob G. Gordon Liddy talks about aiming at federal agents’ heads he’s a good citizen, but when your regular Joe Sixgun actually does it, he gets arrested. What the hell? Have we lost all our freedoms? Pretty soon you won’t be allowed to shoot road signs anymore!
[re=300293]m_supercomputer[/re]: Look at the comments to the CNet article – lots of talk about how this is the Obama police state in action, ignoring freedom of speech to arrest his critics.
[re=300282]HandsomePete[/re]: In some other bizarro-world parallel universe it’s the Flaming Lips fans going to teabagging rallies and ranting about the NWO. Here, though, in this particular bizarro-world parallel universe, it’s gonna have to be Jethro Tull and Alice Cooper.
[re=300285]threeb[/re]: Nano-thermites are reported to be the residue of an explosion using aluminum and a few other compounds which are high tech explosive mixes as opposed to your usual Timithy McVeigh fertilizer bomb. Some are claiming that a dutch scientific analysis of dust gathered at the WTC collapse and at the debris site on Staten Island show high concentrations of nano-thermite ‘chips’, a substance found only after it is fused in the explosion.
How did the cops catch people before Twitter came out?
Swap your dollars for ammo or ameros! There’s a war a-comin’, so pick a side now!
[re=300307]JMP[/re]: I love how easily these fuckers ignore the whole “about to do a murder-suicide spree” thing. Or is that considered protected speech now?
And “arresting critics”, really? I somehow doubt that Cletus “Fucktard” McGee here would be a higher profile target than, say, Charles Krauthammer. And that’s not saying much for Charlie, either.
[re=300314]JamesMichaelCurley[/re]: Are you for serious or are you a Wonkette-dweller goofing off? Thermite is used in industrial-scale welding and cutting. It is not a “high tech explosive”. If you had to cut and clear away a gazillion tons of steel left after the collapse of a building, it would be quite helpful.
Stupid twats.
And some people think twitter is useless and/or stupid.
well, in fairness, if you have a raging boner for Alex Jones, it’s not like you can just sent the dude flowers or something…
Ok, y’all. I endured 270+ comments on the Flaming Lips debacle, plus the assorted posts when all 77 Oklahoma counties went for Walnuts!, even my own Cleveland County. Now this? Seriously? True fact: although my wife and I both have good, well-paying, secure jobs here and I was born and raised here, last night we began seriously discussing moving somewhere – ANYwhere – else.
I haz a sad.
I’m kind of desperately hoping that CitizenQuasar named himself after the Z-list Marvel Comics superhero Quasar.
“Tomorrow at NOON at the Oklahoma Stae Capitol…BE THERE! We need warm bodies.”
Apparently REAL men don’t feel sufficiently important unless there’s a big crowd of people there to watch/be targets.
[re=300319]Zadig[/re]: No, he was only arrested because he didn’t like Obama. That’s it. And according to one commenter, if Bush had been like Obama “almost everyone at Moveon.org and related blogs would have been arrested by the FBI”.
Now, maybe I missed it, but I don’t recall anyone ate moveon threating to kill a whole bunch of people, much less almost everyone. And this is a real bizarro world, where Bush apparently respected people’s rights, but Obama doesn.t
[re=300339]sad tortoise[/re]: Since when would a self-respecting wignut name himself after a lesbian, though?
[re=300347]JMP[/re]: Please dispense with the libtard airy-fairy La-La thinking. It’s not freedom unless you can go hog wild with automatic weapons, bombs and other phallic substitutes, killing, maiming, and plundering, culminating in a healthy dose of suicide by cop as the icing on the cake. LIBERTY!!1!!!!WE WONT BE FOOLED AGAIN!11!
Dear Mr. CitizenQuasar,
I am intrigued by your writings and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
[re=300292]Texan Bulldoggette[/re]: Truer words were never spoken–which is why, after spending my childhood in Oklahoma, I now reside in Obama’s Socialist Chicago.
Of course fuckwits like this see a vast difference between themselves and the Mujahadeen.
How soon before we see an Alex Jones report about FBI spying on Twitter?
[re=300285]threeb[/re]: super thermite is just really really fine iron and aluminum filings.
Seriously.
Its funnier than any snark I could think of.
[re=300298]loquaciousmusic[/re]: What, because he has a truck he must obviously have TruckNutz???? That’s racist!
If he was a true freedom fighting commando, he would have made trucknutz hangurnades with which to kill the fascist cops who hate his freedom.
So not surprised.
Every Teabag Twitter subscription should come with a free supply of Clozapine.
He was released to a Halfway House on bail. That’s how much of a threat the JUDGE FROM OKLAHOMA thinks Cletus poses. This is just like Bush letting the Bin-Laden family escape US America when all air traffic was supposedly prohibited! WE ARE ALL DOOMED!!
wE SHaLL sEe!!!!11!!!1!!
All ur bravado is false and stoopid.
It’s good to see another ChumbaWumba fan on the Twitter.
“…since I live on this sorry fucking state”
That should be “live IN this sorry fucking state”
GRAMMAR PLZ THX
[re=300336]Dog Trombone[/re]: Most other places suck, too.
I remember when Hollywood Hogan turned on Newt Gingrich and kicked him out of the NWO. Best Monday Nitro ever.
it’s really amazing how offbase the DHS was with their little threat assessment newsletter. cuz this guy is definitely not a violent right wing extremist who may be a former member of the united states armed services. preposterous!
“OATH KEEPERS:
Military, Veterans, and peace officers who will honor their oaths to defend the Constitution, will NOT “just follow orders,” will stand for liberty, and will save the Republic, so help us God. Our motto is:
“Not on Our Watch!”"
and did i forget to mention WOLVERINES?
But wait wait wait! Amanda Carpenter at Moonie-rag Wash Times sez that Hayden was really an evil librul who was trying to kill innocent tea partiers! Journalism FTW!
[re=300280]choinski[/re]: Twagger
How on earth does a 52 year old man who says “truckin’” know how to use a damn computer?? It’s a lie!
[re=300421]Bill_TX[/re]: he’s on bennies i’m sure, for being a nutter.
[re=300510]american mutt[/re]: When there’s a will to look at free online porn, there’s a way.
To anyone reading this who’s thinking about becoming a commenter, “Poot Gingrich” would be a fucking awesome commenter name. Seriously.
[re=300336]Dog Trombone[/re]: So I guess you know why Texas doesn’t fall into the Gulf of Mexico…
Twat was he thinking?
[re=300285]threeb[/re]: It’s a Shuffle-bomb
[re=300368]zenferret[/re]: Super Thermite is still inferior to the Uber Thermite used in to annihilate atoms, or Epic Thermite which is used to destroy entire worlds.
[re=300636]Keram2[/re]: I know! I’m thinking about changing mine right now. Also, as a child, I read an awful series of children’s sci-fi books (My Teacher is an Alien, et. al) and the main character had a little furry amorphous gob of a pet whose name was Poot. And it said “poot!” the way kitties say “meow” (that is to say, constantly). I’ve always wanted a Poot.
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