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  • TEDISCO CONCEDES, MURPHY WINS: Late-night 9/11 masturbatrix Jim Tedisco has officially conceded the NY-20 Congressional race to PUMA leader Murphy. Congratulations, Murphy! [Capital News 9]


4:33 PM on Fri April 24 2009
By Jim Newell
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  1. SPlaTz says at 4:38 pm, April 24th, 2009

    Drinks are on me……YEAH!!!!!!!!

  2. AnnieGetYourFun says at 4:39 pm, April 24th, 2009

    Poor Michael Steele. We hardly knew ye. Well, we probably knew you better than most, but… well. Sucks to be you, I guess.

  3. Come here a minute says at 4:41 pm, April 24th, 2009

    Tedisco inferno, burn the mother down.

  4. Red Zeppelin says at 4:41 pm, April 24th, 2009

    Let the teabagging begin!

  5. WIDTAP says at 4:41 pm, April 24th, 2009

    Al Franken is tearing he nails from their bed right about now.

  6. magic titty says at 4:45 pm, April 24th, 2009

    Bring on the white girlz!!

  7. rambone says at 4:46 pm, April 24th, 2009

    The conservative white guy won!! Yay!

  8. SayItWithWookies says at 4:48 pm, April 24th, 2009

    AnnieGetYourFun: Drudge headline: “New Black Political Leader a Historic Failure, Widely Reviled!” The part identifying Steele will be buried in the tenth paragraph.

  9. shortsshortsshorts says at 4:48 pm, April 24th, 2009

    Coleman will be filing an appeal on his behalf, anyway.

  10. Texan Bulldoggette says at 4:51 pm, April 24th, 2009

    What is Tedesco thinking? Murphy is only ahead by around 400 votes; that’s about the same # that has had Franken & Coleman in a 5.5 month death match. What’s up, RNC, no love & support for Jim?

  11. Scandinavian Fetus says at 4:52 pm, April 24th, 2009

    I think the last time that I was this excited was when I was using my Toof Fairy money to buy a Missile Command cartridge for “The Atari”

  12. bitchincamaro says at 4:54 pm, April 24th, 2009

    The losers are packing up their one tooth and moving north to Canada.

  13. magic titty says at 4:55 pm, April 24th, 2009

    shortsshortsshorts: Um excuse me. It is very important that the process is adjudicated fairly and seen to its rightful conclusion. Norm Coleman owes this not only to Minnesota, but NY Congressional District 20, and America.

  14. chascates says at 5:01 pm, April 24th, 2009

    At least Tedisco finally had the class to give it up. A year from now Norm Coleman will still be whining about his election.

    Coleman and Blago should share a reality show.

  15. gurukalehuru says at 5:08 pm, April 24th, 2009

    O.K., Mr. Murphy, you won and I’m happy for you. Now do something funny.

  16. Jukesgrrl says at 5:09 pm, April 24th, 2009

    And Murphy’s Irish, so Pat Buchanan won’t be able to insult his heritage. Extra win.

  17. The Cold Sea says at 5:11 pm, April 24th, 2009

    Texan Bulldoggette: Reps are a dime a dozen.

  18. Go Murphy! Go Murphy!

  19. El Pinche says at 5:22 pm, April 24th, 2009

    Congratulations Steele! Speech! Speech!
    Tell us how you planned this all along!

  20. Joey Ratz says at 5:33 pm, April 24th, 2009

    Texan Bulldoggette: Maybe they’re out of money? Hey, a guy can dream!

  21. S.Luggo says at 5:38 pm, April 24th, 2009

    April 9, 2009
    —- Republicans in the Assembly have selected a businessman from the Finger Lakes area as their new leader.

    Assemblyman Brian Kolb (R-Canandaigua) replaces James Tedisco (R-Glenville), who resigned from the leadership position on April 3. Tedisco said he did so to focus on what he called his “transition to Congress.” —

    ^^^^^^
    Suckah.

    ********
    Uh-oh, Jim: http://www.timesunion.com/AspStories/story.asp?storyID=792973

  22. WadISay says at 6:23 pm, April 24th, 2009

    Tedisco inferno/
    Burn, baby, burn.

  23. Biden Time says at 6:47 pm, April 24th, 2009

    What does this “concede” mean?

  24. unless this is certified by clarence thomas, this is an invalid decision. Plus, where is his birth certificate?

  25. engulfedinflames says at 8:39 pm, April 24th, 2009

    Biden Time: “CONCEDE” is that thing that ms. mccain cannot do so she won’t be squirtin’ out any little mccains. i’m not real sure about this but i think it has something to do with an inability to achieve sufficient distance between thighs.

  26. Bearbloke says at 9:24 pm, April 24th, 2009
  27. DC Hates Me says at 2:06 am, April 25th, 2009

    Scott will now go to Washington and suck the life out of Congress.

    http://i.ytimg.com/vi/1W9qixKEK6o/0.jpg

  28. President Beeblebrox says at 9:16 pm, April 25th, 2009

    HA HA HA YOU FAIL IT

    Soooo, let’s see. Tabasco was, what, 10-15 points ahead when the election was called, and he was so confident of victory that he resigned his Senate leadership post.

    Then in came the wingnut special interest groups and torpedoed Tamponesco’s lead into a handful of crater dust.

    Yeah, bring that message to urban-suburban hip-hop settings, Mikey!

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