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As the GOP accelerates its transition to America’s own “National Front” fringe-nut-racist party, U.S. voters are, shockingly, repulsed by the Republicans. A new poll gives the Grand Old Party a favorable rating of just 23%, down another point from a week ago. Congressional Republicans have a 15% approval rate, also down a percent from last week. But what about socialist-elitist Barack Obama … you know, the black dude who is president?
Despite the terrible economy and general feeling of UGH in America, Obama’s got a 68% favorable rating — pretty much the mirror of the GOP’s 67% unfavorable rating. This is how Socialist Hitlers trick the voters: by doing things the voters like and approve of, which is a devious way of getting their “support.”
The Democrats, not the most likable bunch of people around by any stretch of the imagination, still have a healthy 53% favorable rating. Even the Congressional Democrats get a pass from 43% of Americans, compared to the tragic 15% who approve of Congressional Republicans. (This is the same 15% who fall for Nigerian email scams, think Reagan is still president, and eat their cats’ poop.)
Weekly Tracking Poll: Status Quo Means High Obama Approval At 100 Days [Daily Kos via Wonkette Commenter chascates]
Jeezus that cat must have really gotten wasted if he’s still wearing the lampshade from the night before.
I look forward to many more years of schadenfreude in polls to come. God bless the current Republican leadership, and may he give them long, long, long years of life…
A 43% approval rate for Congressional Democrats is a gift. I hope they send a thank you note to that nice black man in the White House.
I can’t imagine why last week’s tea parties didn’t do wonders for their reputation. Cause everybody loves a mob of confused and inarticulate bigots, right? … right?
I think this all stems from the fact the Republicans are facing a huge message problem in their inability to decide on whether or not Obama is a socialist or a fascist. Once they figure that one out, I’m sure they’ll start rocketing up in the polls.
This is all because Michael Steele won’t call Obama a socialist.
Well, it’s obvious the Republicans are not out to win a popularity contest. They may be trying for underdog status in a sly ploy to gain our sympathy.
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Min: And the nice black man at the RNC.
You know what the GOP is going to do…
“MORE TEABAGGING. More Racism. That’ll win US America over!”
Now that the GOP is epitomized by Bachmann, Gingrich, Beck, et. al they’ve driven the independents and moderates away. They only thing they have to go on is NO, forget about torture, and SOCIALISM SOCIALISM SOCIALISM.
Suck it, assholes!
Yes, the Democrats have such geniuses as Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, and Barney Frank to mention just a few of the dimwits. The Democratic party is the party of racism and PC. Nice try in attempting to portray otherwise. We have imbeciles like BO and Biden in leadership. Wonder if you buffoons sleep well at night knowing these morons are in charge? My guess is that you do because you are obviously not the sharpest knives in the drawer. Keep drooling and telling yourselves that you are wonderful.
MSNBC has a poll up about the President’s job so far for the first 100 days.
Republitards are flooding it with “F” votes.
Its’ 45% F - 23% A Right now.
Obviously the haters are very motivated.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29493093
C’mon, people, if we did it for the weblog awards, we can do it for the O man!
noleeps:
Awwwwwww. How’s that 1000 year
Reichpermanent majority thing working out for you, Teabagger?Have they considered convincing those other 23% by giving Michelle Bachman more airtime? Surely she can offend THE BASE.
noleeps: *drooooooool* I’s is wunnerfuool!!!!
Yes, the Democrats have such geniuses as Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, and Barney Frank. The Democratic party is the party of Nice try. We have imbeciles in charge? My guess is that you are the sharpest knives in the drawer. Keep telling yourselves that you are wonderful.
I’m sorry your editing skills are so bad; I fixed it for you.
noleeps: Your tears are a balm to my soul.
memzilla: Thanks Mem, I posted this on the last thread, JERKS(R)…
memzilla: Done.
noleeps: I think you meant to click on:
http://conservativexpress.blogspot.com/
noleeps: Wake up white people! There’s a negroe in the White House and he’s coming after our women folk next!
See, what liberals don’t understand is that the Republicans aren’t a group of whiny limp-wrists who’ll give it up to just anybody, they have the courage of their convictions. They’re not in this to win any popularity contests, or be your new best friend. The fact that they’re so unpopular just PROVES how much raw courage and integrity they have - they’re so committed to doing what’s Right that they couldn’t possibly do anything else. Kinda like Plato.
Or I suppose they could just be really really dumb.
Min: I second that notion.
Though I doubt they’ll give him credit. Evan Bayh thinks he should be president.
They don’t think Ronnie Ray-Gun is still president, they just think he’s gonna come back with jesus at the end times and rapture them all away to some Christian paradise comet or something like that.
Come here a minute: Actually, he should get flowers.
Despite the critter cone, that injured miniature elephant *should* still be able to eat using its trunk-…except that…uh…it appears to have been, uh…
Oh god.
noleeps: Mom needs her ‘puter back, dingus.
noleeps:
Dems are the party of racism? FAIL.
Or, to translate this into your Confederatese dialect: FAY YUL.
noleeps: “I’m wonderful…I’m wonderful…I’m wonderful…I’m wonderful….I’m wonderful….I’m wonderful.
Hey wait a minute you fucker - this is Stuart Smalley’s gimmick, you plageristic asshole. I’m telling.
noleeps: Don’t worry dude. As soon as the electorate understands that the (brown) socialist (gay) mexicans are undermining the US of MuriKKKa with their swine flu there will be a return to the waterboarding and and widestance buttsecks of ‘01-’08. Keep the faith.
noleeps: As soon as someone uses “PC” in a non-ironic manner, I know that nothing they say can be taken seriously. Unless they’re talking about computers. Nice try - unless that’s how you meant it? Are you saying that the Democrats hate Macs? That might turn off some of the hipster-nerd crowd, but isn’t much of an issue to the non-nerd population.
noleeps: See, perfect example of what I was saying. He/she is so committed to spreading the word of Truth that he/she will spend time on a website where his/her views are clearly despised, and he/she is reviled and insulted in a number of creative ways. Only a real hero would put himself through this for nothing more than the satisfaction of doing the right thing.
rambone: He’s gonna find your women and bipartisan all over ‘em.
It’s amazing that they’re holding on to 23%, considering that people are continually being treated to scenes like that wheezing pusbag Cheney getting the sweat licked off of his shriveled nuts by Sean Hannity and Boehner’s never-ending audition for the part of Hedley Lamarr in the remake of Blazing Saddles. And Michelle Bachmann, oh sweet bleeding Jesus! I wouldn’t fuck her with Ann Coulter’s dick
I’d like one of those pet collar things for the wang.
memzilla: done but I can only vote onced.
noleeps: “The Democratic party is the party of racism and PC.” Umm…just thinking through my drool time, but isn’t being racist & PC kind of mutually exclusive?? They no go-ey together. Nice try, though, and I will continue to be wonderful!
noleeps: Stop eating the cat poop!
Wait wait wait wait…there’s a black man in the White House?!
mercure: I’ve seen some determined masochistic trolls.
noleeps: LOL. You libtards just keeping telling ourselves you are popular just because you are. You are not fooling anyone, except all the people who voted you into power and still rate you so highly, even in the middle of a recession. You have idiots like Harry Reid and Barney Frank, we have . . er . . . Bobby Jindal. So there. How do you imbeciles sleep at night knowing that John McCain and Sarah Palin are not in charge? Hmmm??
Ken Layne: I hope you didn’t bring down the ban hammer just yet - I’m waiting anxiously for noleeps to get his next set of talking points from Sean Hannity. Then he’ll show you us dirty hippies a thing or two about a thing or two. Just you wait.
Awww, noleeps: , why so quiet? I haven’t seen a good troll roast on here in a long time! Come back and play!
Here, I’ll start you out:
You demrats and you’re _______ makes TRUE AMERICANS _________! ____________ and __________ are trying to distroy the fabric of THE AMERICAN ______________!111!!!!!11!!!!11!!
See, I made it easy for you! Just like Mad Libs!
Texan Bulldoggette: No no no, you don’t get it! Members of the Repugnant party are color-blind! It’s them libs that are PC to hide their racism! See?
To be fair to noleeps, the Congressional Democrats aren’t Mensa. Though I sleep well with Hopey in the Oval and Gaffey Joe and what he learned from Mama Biden.
noleeps: Okay. “Min, you’re wonderful.”
noleeps: Jerk store!
noleeps: It’s really not that hard to get an avatar, unless you are an aoler wingnut, in which case it is probably impossible.
Advocatus_Diaboli: Ken Layne:
I second that. I know making fun of him is like snarking on the Special Olympics, but I’ve got nothing to do this afternoon but get paid for “internet research” of just this type. Can’t we keep him, Ken? Pleeeeessee?
But the Nigerian e-mail I got specifically instructed me to eat my cat’s poop. What am I supposed to do?
Sings….You’re Wonderful!…You’re Wonderful!….You’re Wonderful to Me!
Tommy Says Soooo, Jugdish!:
Sarah Palin makes Joe Biden look like a combination of Stephen Hawking and Oscar Wilde. Remember the debates?
Stupid libs. You and the rest of your lib friends can go cry in your lib beer with your lib leader, Moe-marr Kadaffi. This is about Libya, right?
noleeps: Like the term “socialist fascist”, the phrase “the Democratic party is the party of racism and PC” is oxymoronic, or just simply moronic. To be able to hold two competing and contradictory thoughts at the same time is either a mark of genius or insanity. I am betting on the latter. Have fun in the Bundsreich of Tex-ass, as Bill Murray said in “Groundhog Day”, “morons - your bus is leaving”.
23% roughly corresponds with the percentage of people who, in my estimation, are flat-ass retarded. In France, these people form the monarchist, Bonapartist, and fascist parties. In the US, they “strongly approve” of Republicans.
The republican party is the party of race-mixing and Macintosh.
Tommy Says Soooo, Jugdish!: I think you mean a cock ring bro! You’re welcome.
Hello Mr. Steele
Who dat?
It’s me
Me who
Career Grim Reaper, don’t act like you don’t know me
gjdodger: Thanks, gj. I was having trouble figuring out what noleeps was babbling on about. What a planet.
noleeps: Yes we are wonderful. Christ, if you wingnuts are going to come here to play, and least try to be witty about it. The bitter rant you posted would be a lot more at home among the freepers. We’re amusing here. When in Rome do as the Romulans do. Relax, pour yourself whatever disgusting mass produced beer-like substance you drink, and generate a zinger that doesn’t use the word ACORN.
noleeps: Mr. Denby? Is that you?
Tommmcatt: Advocatus_Diaboli: Nah, I only bring out the ban-hammer when everybody gets tired of slapping around the troll. So, enjoy!
Why did the GOP think the American public wanted to be teabagged by a bunch of fat old white men?
mercure: We really bring it to the trolls on this site. Conservatives aren’t very funny (I think Cheney laughs twice a year - once on Christmas and once on 9/11) and when I troll on their sites all I get called is “piece of filth” or something else not-funny.
noleeps: I sleep a lot better than I did seven months ago when Sarah the Dunderfuck was pallin’ around with Walnuts and threatening to actually govern the United States. Speaking of Sarah… I think I can see the end of conservative movement from my house!
Tommy Says Soooo, Jugdish!: I hear they’re great for reducing blowback.
At least nosleeps isn’t too earnest and “beggy beggy” for “substantive debate” like a terrified virgin nerd in a whorehouse — the way Taylor414 was. Gaaaaacccckkk.
Nosleeps is hostile — even if he isn’t funny. Well, he (she — it?) IS funny but not intentionally. He/she/it may stay unless he/she/it gets earnest. Then — off to the Gulag!!!
noleeps: Keep sportin yur great murkin leeters to the prommised land and they wul leed yu uver the clif. Hope yu injoy the real teabagging with tobasco sauce.
what the hell is a noleeps?
n oleeps
no leeps
nol eeps
speel on?
oh, i get it “sleep on”, but WRONG! tihsbmud!
Yep, it’s true. The GOP has been reduced to a tiny hardcore of beauty queens, Bubbas and corporate shills. It’s not even scary anymore, just plain weird…
Will everyone just quit telling Cheney, Rove, Cantor (aka Dixie Jew), Boner and Rush O’Beck to STFU? They’re the Democrats best hope for world domination.
Custerwolf: And increasing focus.
noleeps: ” Keep drooling and telling yourselves that you are wonderful.”
Is not us telling ourselves we’re wonderful. It’s the publics.
The more The Dark One, Dick Cheney, shows up on TV spewing his paranoid delusions, the more people are reminded why they hated the past 8 years.
memzilla: I voted, but there was no option for A+++++.
Is it still elitism if 67% of the populace is included? Kind of takes the fun out of it if everybody else is gonna be an elitist too. Just sayin.
Was noleeps: a real wingnut or just some kind of clay pigeon that Ken Layne launched to keep reflexes sharp? It’s gotten awfully quiet … it’s not dead already, is it?
noleeps: You make it too easy, dude. I mean, a lot of us went to college, for Christsake.
noleeps: Nolepers made me wonder: has anyone ever played troll on a conservative site? If so, are they as crude and vulgar and rude as we are? You know, do they tell libruls that we should go eat shit and die? Which is what I’m about to tell you, lepeso?
This poll isn’t scientifically valid. They didn’t account for the fact that Republicans are bitter, incompetent rat fuckers. The GOP’s real approval rating is on the bottom of my shoe. It looks a lot like chicken shit.
noleeps: Specific examples of Democratic racism? Nothing, I’m sure. Do us a favor and suck off your shotgun. The real fun is when it orgasms, teabagger.
cranky: speel on, maybe? nope. no leeps, no leebs, no libs? AH-HA! oh the cleverness of it all!!!
Tommmcatt:
“…like one of those spinning cages where you pull out the winning lottery numbers– but there’s only four goddamn little balls in his cage…he opens his mouth, one of the balls drops out. That’s not a conversation, that’s Keno.” - David Rees
19kevin8: no pulse? I think he’s dead.
I no longer think Michael Steele be da man.
Tommmcatt: Epic fail, my friend. You can’t put the word Democrats into a Republic rant and expect anyone to believe it You have to say, Democrat Party.
Yeah, that’s right, leeps and all your kind: You can have your fucking AN when you start admitting we’re the DemocratIC party.
19kevin8: No lips?
noleeps: That’s Democrat Socialist Party to you!
Kev-O-Tron: Hmm, seems like my snark knife needs a bit of sharpening…
noleeps: Also, teleprompters and birth certificate!
DustBowlBlues: Oh man… I had a username on Malkin’s site last Fall. I shared the login with Shorts and we went fucking nuts on the thread. I’ll see if I can find it….
nope… I can’t. But we lasted about an hour. It was the most fun I’ve ever had when I was supposed to be working. Except for that I time I did a bunch of blow and fucked my manager.
DustBowlBlues:
but but but I said “demRATS”….
Kev-O-Tron: You and Shorts are such fucking heroes. I’d love to see the thread.
noleeps: The Republics “have such geniuses” that they have managed to work themselves into a position where they are less popular than the People’s Republic of China, shingles (the rash), fruitcake, meter maids and the Brown Recluse Spider. There, have we slapped you around enough yet?
Wet Work: That would mean he would have had to have been alive in the first place.
that poor widdle kitty ;(
Lets Go Vertigo: No leaps? No leaps of faith? Godless heathen libruls! Believe in the magic of unfettered free markets! Torture works, but it’s not torture! Teabags, teleprompters, turgid field mice!
noleeps: Hark! A Teabagger! You’ve got it right, man. The Democrats are SO RACIST*, they nominated a brown person for their presidential candidate. Enjoy your party’s condemnation to trolling blogs and posting on Twitter for eternity.
*against white people
Maniac Barry wants to make college…wait for it, affordable (gasp!)
http://democralypsenow.blogspot.com/2009/04/crazy-president-obama-thinks-college_24.html
http://michellemalkin.com/2008/08/12/nan-on-drilling-no-longer-the-hoax-i-knew/comment-page-2/#comments
There is the thread that Shorts and I trolled. Just skip to comment 162. That’s where we start.
noleeps: Sleeping like a baby lately, thanks. Also, did your ALL CAPS key fall off your keyboard or something? And, yes, me and my entire white family voted for a black man because we’re so racist.
“This is the same 15% who fall for Nigerian email scams…”
That’s my mom.
Not because she’s a republican, but because she has Alzheimer’s and trusts anybody who speaks to her.
Jesus if/when these people get back in power we will be in a shit load of trouble…
*sigh*
memzilla: WIN.
I don’ need any talking points to counter morons like you. And it certainly wouldn’t be from SH.You imbeciles are little clones and clonettes that are like lemmings. I unlike most of you dimwits was very involved in the Democratic party. The party is now made up of the likes of you. Mindless morons who spew out hate. Stay in your basements so the rest of us can be safe from the likes of you.
More conservative! That’s the answer GOP! Come on, death penalty by crucifixion for all scientists and women who bare ankles!!!!
noleeps: “counter morons” - are those anything like table jockeys?
speelon….
noleeps: Oh and by the way - you only get to use the word “imbecile” in one comment per posting. Otherwise, it’s like beating a dead horse - and that job’s already been taken by some polo ponies down in Florida.
but see the five remaining americans that willingly identify themselves as republican, still hate him with every fiber of their being; so obviously he’s failed at the only thing that truly matters: bipartisanship.
Evidently, nobounds either.
noleeps: If you need lips, I know a good collagen guy.
And are we clones, or lemings? Or, OMG LEMMING CLONETTES!!!!!!! NOM NOM NOM!!
noleeps:
“I unlike most of you dimwits was very involved in the Democratic party. ”
Did your Democratic party involve throwing tea bags in creeks and man-made ponds? If so, I have some tough news for you…
noleeps[re=299182]Kev-O-Tron: [/re]: Um… got a live one here…
If the Democrats are the party of PC, why are the Republicans whining about the mean way the DHS talked about them?
noleeps: Yay he came back!!!
Very involved? You had an affair with the whole party? Lots of butt-seks?
Most here seem to be sorta liberal but almost none seem to actually be party affiliated. Oka I was sorta back in Nevada for one election cycle ’cause i got a free trip to Reno out of it. Wait. I was in Vegas and wanted to visit Reno? Wha????
noleeps:
Let’s see…nope, not good enough. You call yourself a troll? Where’s the bombast*? The ? bloviating*? This blog has seen the likes of Tony the Tiger, fella, you had better step up your game. Weak, pathetic name-calling and pretending to have been involved with the Democratic party is just boring, boring FAIL.
I believe in you, Noleeps. Let’s see some real effort, ok?
*Look! Helpful links to definitions of the hard words!
noleeps:
Oh boy, a PUMA!
“Mindless morons who spew out hate.”
Unlike speelon.
noleeps: You were a democrat? Let me guess — you didn’t leave the Democratic party, the Democratic party left you, right? Sorry you’re still bitter about the ‘64 Civil Rights Act and all that other liberal abrogation of states’ rights that allowed black people to move into white neighborhoods and go to schools without peeling lead paint and contaminated water fountains. It must be a sorry-ass existence, sitting on your front porch, polishing your Mauser and muttering to yourself about the interracial couples walking past your house.
Yeah, I know you, asshole — that’s what family is for. We’ve all got a relative like you — you corner a few kids over Thanksgiving dinner and yammer on about the Spics, the Negroes and the Jews who are ruining this country and you never stop ’cause you know the moment you take a breath those kids are gonna scatter like kittens from a vaccuum cleaner. And their damn liberal parents won’t let you hunt ‘em down and beat ‘em either, like your daddy used to do to you. It’s like they want ‘em to be disrespectful.
Well don’t trouble your peanut-sized brain about it too much. Nature’s merciful course will soon begin unplugging your neural circuitry and you can spend your last days in a pointless haze of Gerber strained turnips and flashbacks to your glory days before Jesse Owens came along and spelled the beginning of the end of all that. By the time you sink into the eternal stupor you’ll be too damn spongebrained to even realize there’s no god, no mercy, and every single stupid thing you believed was wrong. A lot to look forward to, you sorry-ass shit. Bye now.
noleeps: I unlike most of you
We unlike you too, noleeps! No seriously, do the one about the racists and the PCs again. Go on. You did it for us earlier.
ManchuCandidate:
You don’t suppose that screen-name translates into a racist slur about Obama’s facial features, do you? It would be typical PUMA.
OH Noes! We tried calling him a Muslim, a Socialist, and a Facist, and nothing seems to work. I don’t know what else to do short of coming up with our own ideas that don’t suck!
WTF,
Newt
noleeps: Are you the dude who posts on Open Salon as shmadoff? I thought we’d established you are either over-caffeinated or a mental patient.
noleeps: Now that we have our own pet wingnut I’m beginning to wonder if we’re up to the responsibility. For instance, does it need heartworm medication? Should we have it neutered? What about fleas and ticks?
I assume it mostly eats cheez doodles and fried spam sandwiches, but is that all the nutrition it needs?
noleeps: Two the likes of you in one post. Are you Irish, laddie? Is “noleeps” an anagram of O’Spleen?
fnoleeps: Snark FAIL.
Has he gone away? It’s no fun if they don’t fight back. Or is that date rape? No no, I’m pretty sure it’s slapping trolls.
23% of the population also knows that those rats aren’t going to fuck themselves.
imissopus:
He’s just slow. It’s hard to keep up with a blog when you have to sound out every word…
WadISay: i’m hoping that Spee Lon died of shame when he couldn’t even carry out his crafty SleepOn “zinger”. it’s so difficult because you have to be able to spell it right, before you can “spell” it backwards.
noleeps: “Stay in your basements so the rest of us can be safe from the likes of you.”
Luckily most neighborhood polling places are in basements, hence the popular president in office now. We may never come out of our beloved basements if it means proving “Center Right” was just something Ted Haggard shouted during meth fueled bett secks.
I love that the Republitrolls are completely humorless. THE MINORITY MUST BE FUNNIER PLEASE. We were funny when you had a “permanent majority”, now it’s your turn.
Anarchitect: “if it means proving “Center Right” was just something Ted Haggard shouted during meth fueled bett secks.”
That single phrase was funnier and sadder than every single “joke” every PUMA, troll, and wingnut has ever attempted, ever. Yes, even the latest Twitter update from Walnuts.
noleeps: I don’ need any talking points to counter morons like you. And it certainly wouldn’t be from SH.You imbeciles are little clones and clonettes that are like lemmings. I unlike most of you dimwits was very involved in the Democratic party. The party is now made up of the likes of you. Mindless morons who spew out hate. Stay in your basements so the rest of us can be safe from the likes of you.
yes, you do. at no point do you address the content of anyone’s response, comment, or post. granted, there is a lot aimed at you here, much of it general. but at no point do you say anything that isn’t just general “blah blah blah”. not everyone here posts something smart, but much is witty and fun, some of it incisive. for the most part, what i like about about wonkette is that people are not unnecessarily shitty to each other, though sometimes there is some kneejerk. unlike other places, after a spat people often make nice, in their way.
you, however, are just another turd at the waste management plant. you don’t say anything that shows you to be anything but a shadow of someone else’s bitterness.
Oh noes! Chapter 11! Rovetroll.exe sales are in the toilet! No Cheetos for us! Oh the humanity!
Perhaps we should apply for a bailout….
Makes me regret that I never thought to get an elizabethan collar for my late cat. I wouldn’t have felt nearly so deprived by not having television.
noleeps:
You imbeciles are little clones and clonettes that are like lemmings
If confusion was your goal, I’d say that you may have exceeded your own expectations.
Are we imbeciles, clones, clonettes, or lemmings; or either clones or clonettes of imbeciles, clones, clonettes, or lemmings; or lemmings that follow either imbeciles, clones, clonettes, or lemmings or clones or clonettes of imbeciles, clones, clonettes, or lemmings?
The President is black? Say what?
Tommmcatt: that’s just mean. dial-up can take a little time, y’know? especially when mom won’t get off the phone.
noleeps: So in other words…..WAKE UP SHEEPLE!
Zzzzzzzz Will we ever get a troll who’s not boring?
If only 23% of the population agree with republicans, what explains the Fox News/Rush ratings?
Oh yeah, none of us have AM radiophonics or tele-visuals; we rely instead on the computericals
Bruno: tits and ass, my friend, tits and ass. Even I tune in from time to time.
I think the 23% approval is entirely for Ron Paul.
noleeps:
How long ago did you leave the party? Cuz if you were part of the stars and bars lynching wing, you haven’t been missed (lately).
SayItWithWookies:
Aren’t blogs fun? It’s a great way to vent your anger. Much better then channeling it into something more constructive!
memzilla:
This is why he sucks as a president. A real president is able to fool everyone like Bush did in 2003… Obama apparently, is only fooling the blue people.
But in all seriousness (yea right), this is not a good sign for the country… it demonstrates the uber-partisanship that has developed because none of us want to put aside our egos and look at things objectively and intelligently…
C’mon everyone, can’t we all just get along! Please! Liberal Victim Whiners, put down your protest signs… Conservative Racist Tyrants, put down your beat sticks! Lets all hold hands and agree to love one another right now!
…ahh screw it… vote Red in 2010!