Jesus christ did you see DRUDGE?! We are all going to die, for real this time. Which is probably why this horrific monument to the surviving 500 million people is suddenly in the news, right? Anyway, here is video of the Mexican Swine Flu.
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I don’t feel well but I think it’s from reading Drudge.
Limbo you dawg! I’d recognize that FUPA anywhere!
The last 10 seconds of this video must absolutely be preserved and shown again, in whatever context is deemed appropriate. Priceless.
Drudge is really the type who would yell ‘fire’ in a movie theater. Or a restaurant, nursing home, church, etc. Any time there’s an earthquake anywhere on earth it sets off the seismograph in his ass and he posts it as the lede.
Wait – a Mexican pig flew? Something tells me there’s a change a’coming.
“Concern in Texas”, get out Texan Wonketters, and leave the pigs to teh swine…
Thanks Drudge. By panicking the US America public on Swine Flu, you will make the US America conversion to Muslin/Fascist/Communist/Socialist Black nationalist Dictatorship so much easier.
Only good news? It will end the rein of the gastronomic terror that is Baconaise and Jimmy Dean Chocolate Chip Pancakes and Sausage on a stick.
Pig…pork…McCain…wait wait. I’ll get it. Don’t tell me.
Great, we just cut the funds for Mexican Pig Flu monitors too.
Real Americans don’t get foreign, messican, pig flu.
Man, I miss the days when all you had to worry about in Mexico was being kidnapped and beheaded. NOSTALGIA.
I didn’t know Jonah Goldberg could dance that well.
[re=298957]Big Liver[/re]: What kind of bizarre sexual mutation is that?
Next dance-Tango!
I think I figured out that horrific monument mystery. Does it by any chance smell like peppermint soap?
C’mon you Mexicans, do the pigs. You think we sell you all those Uzis and AK-47s for fun?
[re=298973]StephanieInCA[/re]: Mexico city has 60 million people now. or is it 90 million?
1918 all over again?
I’m scared now. Why, this could prove to be even more devastating than bird flu and SARA, each of which killed literally dozens of people worldwide!
[re=298981]JMP[/re]:
Hee. I know I got a near terminal case of SARA K. Smith.
[re=298981]JMP[/re]: D’oh; that was supposed to be SARS. As far as I know, our estimeed associate editor is not responsible for any deaths.
Good thing there’s no livestock in Texas for it to infect.
[re=298957]Big Liver[/re]: Wow! Awesomeness. Thanks for the tip, wouldn’t have stuck around for it, otherwise.
Drudge really needs to lay off the pigseks.
[re=298985]ManchuCandidate[/re]: It’s another peril of trusting spellcheck.
Definitely NSFW.
[re=298986]JMP[/re]: Oh – so now she’s “estimeed” ?? Why do you hate Sara so much?
If the Great Wall of Mexico had been built, we would never have to worry about Mexican flus taking jobs away from hard-working American virii.
so she rejects the pig’s advances when he is dressed like a gentleman yet engages in a minute long dance with him once he is naked? was this a secret attachment to a recent anti-dungarees screed to help illustrate the degenerate values of the youth today?
(also pig teeth are apparently crazy also!)
I think Ken has now topped Jim for the most understated headline of the day.
This is what happens when Iowans start gay marrying each other. (Will make sense to those of you who know they raise something besides corn and fake alternative fuel up there.)
The Cohen brothers have just gotten weird.
I like how it tried to cover it’s pig pee-pee.
[re=298966]ManchuCandidate[/re]: I thought that was a joke, until my mother-in-law bought it for my kids, to eat. She took offense at our horror. She is a Real American.
Come over to the dark side, y’all! Pour some Coke on some raw pork and watch maggots come out in about 2 hours. Always a fun experiment for the kiddies. This Youtube video makes the rounds on some Islamic websites.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzTuD7rzWWE&feature=related
Gee I guess BreitbartTV is starving for content. In the meantime the girl will be well advised to avoid fucking the pig as sexual congress could be an efficient vector for contracting Swine Flu, the silly bitch.
[re=298957]Big Liver[/re]:
Hilarity ensues. I love old reels with animals. There are some really funny ones from the ’30′s. But, on the other hand there was no PETA, so God knows what they did to the animals on those old timey reels.
Massive continuity error with the prop guy onscreen. Didn’t they have editors in 1907?
[re=299008]Country Club Jihadi[/re]: Wow. That’s some trich.
[re=299008]Country Club Jihadi[/re]: Let me ask you – if you add Mentos will it send the maggots skyrocketing up in the air?
[re=299007]CorkPopper[/re]:
I’m just grossed out that someone thought either product was a good idea. And I like eating greasy food.
[re=299022]ManchuCandidate[/re]: Reminds me of the time my darling little nephew had his first corndog. He takes one bite and says, “Mommy, I’m gonna need a new one of these, this one has a hotdog in it.”
God, I just love that little fucker so much.
Wonkettes! This is so hilarious! Louis Theroux from BBC had the greatest show ever on TeeVee. Here he is infiltrating the world of Alien lovers. This is a snippet from a documentary where in Area 52 they are having Alien crazy wars between the alien hotels & alien shops. Anyway, this guy is of course channelling Korton a screaming Rush Limbaugh type Alien. I thought in the beginning he was coughing up his appendix or something. Please post under crazy teabaggers or something.
THIS IS A REPOSTED VIDEO. THE INJUSTICE OF THIS EVENT WILL NOT STAND. Besides that, it was one of my favorite Wonkette moments during the Spitzer thing. GODSPEED Pope Cat.
Oops forgot the link: Alien channeler link:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvW2fuLYK9M
[re=299035]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: I thought it was supposed to be the tape of Michelle Obama saying “whitey.”
BTW, sorry no post yesterday. Unemployment is getting to me and I went on an all day glue-sniffing binge.
They’d both end up fucking a pig, so I suppose it’s win-win.
[re=299022]ManchuCandidate[/re]: New vendor signed up for our rodeo this summer: Plain hot dog on plain white bun, battered and–wait for it–deep fried. But not on a stick. It’s called a Ripper presumably because that’s what it does to your GI tract.
That’s gastro-intestinal, btw, should anyone be prepared to jump my ass and scream, “yeah, but who do have to thank for your freedomaz?”
[re=299008]Country Club Jihadi[/re]: That will help during the coming hobo wars, when we are all reduced to bartering sex for scarce food resources, as maggots are an excellent protein source .
The time, heet is up for you, gringo.
[re=299043]Kev-O-Tron[/re]:
Dude, try Meth! Cheaper, lasts longer! Who needs teeth anyways?
the amount of times i’ve seen that video over the past year-ish is actually alarming.
also this many comments and not a single meghan mccain joke? really?
[re=299071]allyzay[/re]: I think we were all just momentarily taken aback with her finesse on the dance floor.
[re=298996]Custerwolf[/re]: I really catn ytpe today. I blame the olds and their twitter.
I’d be more concerned with catching whatever it is the teabaggers caught. What’s it called again? oh yeah! Stupidity.
I have to get down to Georgia and see that monument. I just hope someone remembered to include “Boil the water before you drink it.”
If swine flu is headed this way, RushBo better stock up on Cold-Eze, Vitamin C & chicken soup.
[re=299047]DustBowlBlues[/re]: Still doesn’t beat Texas’ chicken-fried bacon.
But even that isn’t killing people quick enough for me.
[re=299103]Texan Bulldoggette[/re]: And a big ol’ bag of dicks.
[re=299037]Nerdalicious[/re]: Wha–?? Wow. Also, Ashton Kutcher does a pretty good English accent.
[re=299035]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: Ha, I could not remember in what context I used this before. Thank you!
Isn’t flu season over until September? I don’t give a shit if it’s Captain Trips; I’m NOT getting another fucking shot for six months.
I just came back from reading that Wired article in the shitter to find this post on the hell-monument…COINCIDENCE????
I haven’t seen a pig dance like that since that footage of Karl Rove bopping to a rap at the WH Correspondents’ dinner.
[re=299162]imissopus[/re]: Winny, win, win, win.
I am still worried about the killer bees! And now this!!!!
At least i have new reason to call in sick.
Both ex Prezzis named Bush live in Texas–would it be too much to ask the swine flu gods to pay them both a visit? I so hope Cheney is back in Texas too.
[re=299135]proudgrampa[/re]:
Ha! Madonna too! This guy & gal MUST be teabaggers. (For the Alien race of course) (Which of course are the wingnuts) (Who of course are seceding so wingnuts really ARE Aliens!)
Nothing like fearmongering. Here’s Drudge’s list of top headlines on this ‘story’:
“Most fatal flu victims aged between 25-45…
Swine flu could infect trade and travel…
WHO ready with antivirals…
The mysterious respiratory illness…
CDC says too late to contain…
60 DEAD: Mexico City launches huge vaccination campaign…
CLOSE TO 1,000 SUSPECTED CASES…
Heighten Risk of Pandemic…
Concerns in California, Texas…
Mutated from pigs, transmitted to humans…
Mexico has not suffered serious flu epidemic before…”
Which, if true, must mean death for us all.
If I double up on the condoms, does it make it less likely I’ll get the swine flu?
I really don’t want to have to do without bacon.
did that pig get a blow job at the end? man the french are weird
M-O-O-N, that spells piggy flu!
[re=299144]Lazy Media[/re]: Cue Blue Öyster Cult…
Oh wait, breaking news.
That was just the smothered burritos?
False alarm.
I too majored in film as an undergraduate!
If true, I think that video may be used by the rightwingnuts, as propoganda tool, to argue that the swine flu is gay. :b
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