Wonkette
Here is something for you all to masturbate to on this “Slow News Friday”: a Jell-O sculpture of the White House that magically goes from limp and decayed to proudly turgid, thanks to our new president. Check out the artist, Liz Hickok, who seems nifty! [YouTube/Liz Hickok]
And it’s so delicious, with the fapping and the putting the spoon in and the yummmm.
Turgid? Now there’s a word you don’t hear often enough, unless it’s a “turgid member” which means hard dick. Good for you, Sara K. Smith, working it into Wonkette.
Uh, yup… slooooow news and slow take to turgid. Sorta like a lot of… well, y’all can fill in the blanks.
WOTD=”Turgid”
Perhaps Barry can show us Cosby imitation?
Jell-o is made from horses’ hooves. Why does Barry hate horses?
Obama always said he would restore boner and dignity to the White House.
not hard smooth strong and striving enough. turgid, you call that turgid?
Texan Bulldoggette: I thought turgid member was just another way of referring to john boehner
It’s really subtle so you might’ve missed it, but the White House also rotated so there so it faces Mecca now.
Apparantly, it’s also visible on Google Earth now as well.
Isn’t socialist art was all about strong women and handsome men striking heroic poses with shiny farm implements? Melt-y desserts? Meh.
In 200 days it will inflate to three times its size and float off into the stratosphere.
bitchincamaro: Fucking grammar. Go back to bed.
Did she use gay jello, or did she somehow make the Jello gay during it’s preparation?
This has significant ramifications among the conservative base (yup, all three of them want to know).
Yes, but it is now supposed to be the Black House. FAIL
Needs more Jeff Goldblum and Will Smith, imo.
What is that, a house for ants?
Texan Bulldoggette: That’s our President Obama — bringing throbbing tumescence back to the White House.
I always suspected jell-o was a liberal medium.
hobospacejunkie: You can get veggie Jell-O made from fruit pectin. And guess where it’s available? Muslim stores. Gelatin is apparently neither vegetarian nor halal, as it’s often made from pigs’ feet too, or so the Syrian shopowner I asked told me. Just wanted to toss another clue out there for birthers.
Thinking about Sara using the word turgid makes me feel funny inside…
x111e7thst: I’ve thought for some time that he should be referred to like that: “Contrary to the statements of the turgid member, …” More generally, in reply to the “Democrat” as adjective infantilism, “I yield the floor to my Repugnant colleague.”
SayItWithWookies: I used to use Agar for stabilizing mousses/meringues, but it was harder to work with.
Interestingly, back when I did lots of baking, which frequently used stabilized mousses and genoise and ganache containing booze, it was interesting who would find the ingredients (or combinations) acceptable and the rationalizations (strict vegetarianism, religious proscription): two people I remember would justify the alcohol/gelatin (respectively) in spite of religious reasons, whereas some more newagey vegetarians would not (one in particular was really more cow-phobic because of mad cow disease).
forgracie: yeah. Kind of like when I had to sit through one of those ads where people are diving and flying through the city and I realized I really do suffer from vertigo, or hearing that someone from the Middlesex County Sheriff’s office had been looking for me and came back three times… Maybe when I first developed serious diverticulitis…
SayItWithWookies: I had a friend of mine who was a strict vegetarian and thought he could avoid my Jell-O Shots of Evil (TM) by claiming the moral high ground. I went to the local organic market, found a seaweed-based “gelatin” and proceeded to ply him with shots.
I don’t think he’s ever forgiven me for that hangover.
So, what they are saying is that if only someone in the Bush administration actually believed in that science thingy, and passed out some Viagra, we could have saved a couple hundreds-thousand lives?
I’m down with that.
Uncle Glenny: Cranky Little Camperette: I haven’t had Jell-O (or Gummi Bears or Starburst, for the same reason) in fifteen years — though I’ve managed to make up for it with other vices. But I might see if my local hippie store has the veggie Jell-O equivalent — there’s nothing like getting viciously drunk off of children’s food.
Any Jell-o sculpture - carrot curls = FAIL.
I want to see an a jello sculpture of Dick Cheney slowly melting and dissolving into a slimey green pool on the floor, can she do that?
This is astoundingly unpatriotic, almost like not wearing a tie in the Oval Office. I eagerly await fervent condemnation from [insert backwoods Republican Congressperson name here].
But seriously, Liz Hickok IS nifty (hooray Liz and congratulations - from a client..).
BlueStateLibtard: Happens every night & then every morning he has to morph back to a human (that term is used very loosely regarding His Dark One) form.
All I can think about is the Kiss song “Plaster Caster.”
To complete the phallic imagery, the flag should have shot up into the air at the end.