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- TIME TO IGNORE OUR IMPORTANT BANKRUPT NEWSPAPERS AGAIN: Symbolism: “The White House announced that President Obama will hold a primetime news conference at 8:00 pm ET on Wednesday — his 100th day as president.” Boy howdy, Ed Henry’ll have to pull a real firecracker out of his ass to top the last one. [First Read]
Shouldn’t that read his 100th press conference?
I am looking for Obama to call on Joe the Plumber. I look forward to him asking hypothetical questions predicated on the possibility that JTP wins the lottery and is upset about having to pay $80 million in taxes.
Great — that gives me six days to find a loophole for when he outlaws white people.
God damnit, ABC has already made me wait one week for a new episode of Lost. If Obama makes it so they’ll have to push back Lost yet another week I might just go out and join the tea baggers.
I’ll just paste the comments from the first poster on that site:
“Oh, no. Here come the teleprompter complaints. The complaints about socialism. The complaints about his control of the media and the loss of free speech.
Oh wait, we hear those anyway!”
Although I’ll add the ‘overexposed’ meme.
OT, but Cheney’s daughter was on MSNBC claiming that it’s okay to torture Al Qaida suspects because we tortured our own servicemembers to check it out. O’Donnell’s blowing his cork.
I’m betting he calls on the Hockey News hack at the tail end. Cuz, why not?
Ed Henry will say “Isn’t that dog you got, y’know, kind of unattractive?” and claim he exposed something intriguing by the way Obama igores him.
Will Wonkette get WH press credentials before Code Pink does?
Ed Henry’s twitter feed unwittingly revealed his ’secret’ question: “I just started growing pubic hair! Whaddya think about that, huh?!”
I just want to see him bitch-slap John Boehner.
So which of those press-corps assholes is going to ask Barry what the hell he was thinking with The Saudi Bow? And is there any response he can give that will explain away such a bone-headed error?
I hate wingnuts, but it was a stupid, stupid thing for Barry to give them that fodder.
Chet Kincaid: It’s actually a good strategy — every time he shakes hands with Hugo Chavez or bows to a potentate, the idjits on the right try to outdo each other with spit-spraying reactionary nonsense. And a few more Republicans start calling themselves moderates out of sheer disgust. The right is well on its way to hyperventilating itself into oblivion as a political force.
Chet Kincaid: Yeah, he should have just held hands with him like Dubya did.