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Multiple people have sent us photos of this local hobo today, so sure, we’ll bite. Operative “John B.” writes: “I talked to this young conservative at the corner of 14th and k. I can’t help him but maybe he could help Miss California. He is a media specialist according to his resume.” (In POLITICS.) And he’s pretty good at it, right? This little stunt has landed him an entire post on an Internet blog! So call him up and hire him okay?
Why do I get the feeling that the only position he’ll be offered is Anal?
Where is his face? Is he one of those evil spirit people or vampires whose reflection doesn’t show up in pictures… or something…
In case we thought he meant the comic books.
Custerwolf: He’d be more respectable (and employable) if he meant the comic books.
Instead of dressing up as minuteman at a tea party, perhaps Steve-o should have attended a job fair.
I have three years experience in field operations, coalition building, and media relations. I’m much more attractive. My only flaw is sometimes I work too hard. Hire me, not that conservative little shit.
I think Ziegfields/Secrets is hiring for the happy hour shift.
Hey! That’s pretty clever. But he looks almost as gay as Meg(h)’s BF congressman Schock or Schlong or whatever.
But still, pretty clever.
Custerwolf: Also clever.
i’d hit it.
bureaucrap: THANK YOU! See folks, thats a real wonketteer, keeping his ear to the ground and looking out for me.
He’s not wearing a red tie. He’s gay.
Or just call him up. Anyone do that, yet?
Jim Newell giving handouts to lazy slobs like a common Government worker? What is Our Wonkette COMING TO?! If this dude is as unemployed and hoboriffic as he purports then he should be able to get a free house from NOOBAMA and ACORN! That’s why we teabagged across America! So losers like this jerk won’t get a welfare handout with my tax money! It’s in the CONSTITUTION!
HomoPolitico: You probably don’t want to know about their interview process. But you could probably guess.
It’s three years apostrophe. Media specialist me arse, tho maybe Fox will take him.
A Conservative ‘Media Specialist’ using a hand drawn sign instead of the internet. Nice.
Is that his stuff on the bench in the background?
It’s like my gramma always told me: “Never trust a hobo in a suit.”
He will get work, but only if he is affiliated with Jeff Gannon.
Than he will get work.
He needs the same alt-text as Glenn Beck.
slithytoves: Thank you, I was just about to say that, how crazy! His stupid, conservative, closeted-gay, racist phone must be ringing off the hook….
If he wants to be hired, he needs to include either “morans” or “muslin” in his handmade sign.
Someone needs to tell this precious that in this economy 3 years in DC politics won’t get him a job at Starbucks. But if he gave Mark Foley or Larry Craig a call, I’m sure they could scare up some ‘work’ for him.
Scarab: Have you seen the news, aka teabag parties? Hand drawn signs are “it” ietms in conservative media. It is like twitter, it’s grassroots. Post internet paradigm, ftw.
That guy’s name should be Chad. Chad Chadderson.
Most white guys woult have that name, but him especially.
BTW - Has anyone tried calling the number yet?
My nieces make better signs for the Jonas Brothers concerts.
freakishlystrong: I tried calling; it rang a few times and then he answered, but it must be windy in Washington today (the city) ’cause we had trouble connecting. He just kept saying “Hello?” And then he hung up. I hope he has a plan with extra extra minutes.
I will hire you young man!
Please provide you DOB, mailing address, phone, and social security number for a routine background check…will call you soon.
Judging from the quality of that posterboard, he’s probably the douche who made all of those signs republicans used on CSPAN. Fuck him. He assisted in making this giant ball of shit, let him get a few helpings.
http://www.tracethisnumber.com/reverse-lookup/717-278-1305.html
He is a long way from lanbcaster
Ha-Ha Douchebag, bet on the wrong pony, didn’t ya? Too bad your “ethics” preclude the taking of socialistic “unemployment insurance” or “welfare”.
The line for McDonalds’ applications starts here. Enjoy that minimum wage you don’t want raised!
slithytoves: He probably used his special powers and figured out you were a librul just from the ringtone….
HomoPolitico: Seriously? THAT’S all it takes to get a coveted Wonkette Employment Endorsement (TM)?
Jim, you LIED! Send those polaroids of my boobs back immediately!!!
he’s got a purty mouff.
Nikolai Vsevolodovich Stavrogin: win
Cranky Little Camperette: Never trust a ginger.
Custerwolf would hit it.
Tommmcatt: A little OT, but I noticed Mark ‘no thank you stimulus money’ Sanford is begging for FEMA now that God hath wrought his little joke on El Governor Douchebag by alighting SC on fire. Why does Mother Nature, God or the local arsonist hate Mark Sanford?
Jukesgrrl: Don’t worry, we all believe you that it was your “nieces” that went to the Jonas Bros. concert.
WadISay: In this economy I wouldn’t want to stand between ANYone and a job (except maybe Glenn Beck), but given that he’s ostensibly looking for work in media relations, I wondered the same thing. Also, were I an interviewer, I’d want to know if he was using the unaccented “resume” out of conviction, ignorance, laziness, or Francophobia.
Crow T. Robot: You forgot “bank account number” - so you’ll, uh, know where to direct deposit his checks.
eh..i’d do him.
I hear the GOP Natl Comte is looking for an experienced cum dumpster…I am sure he fits the bill…
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I think I found your problem kid.
Texan Bulldoggette:
The mills of God, my friend….
If this darsh really wanted a job, he’d invest in a 202 number. Central Pa. just doesn’t cut it.
The “Cum in my hair” alt-text would’ve been fine here too.
Cranky Little Camperette: You think that’s bad, I had to let Ken teabag me with his ACORNS.
Nikolai Vsevolodovich Stavrogin: D’oh, beat me to it.
Gopherit: Never trust a Gingah (I kid, I kid). I’m going to go see if he’s still out there. If he’s in Mcpherson square park, he can totes get a free sandwich at 5:45.
717 area code? That’s central PA territory. He probably takes a horse and buggy to work.
hrhkingfriday: He’s a little skinny for you don’cha think?
Scarab: Yeah, everyone knows that the appropriate way list one’s work experience is in a series of Twitter rants.
Can he answer phones, buzz in visitors and update an access database in the few moments someone isn’t yelling at him for coffe or making him go get donutz, maybe he could get work. That is too much like real work for the likes of him I’m sure.
Maybe he could do temp work in the foreclosure dept at Freddie. Make him give up his tie and shoelaces first.
AmeriCorps will need some publicity media, taint-breath. Go volunteer!
With all these guys out of work, I sense the next few years will be golden for conservative-themed gay porn. Who can suggest some titles?
Pizzuti: I know a guy named William Wellington Wymore III. He looks like a line cook at a Texas diner. In fact he had a small role a line cook in a diner in the movie Grindhouse.
this guy will give jeff gannon a run for the money for the Best Self-Loathing Blowjob by a Gay-Hatin’ Republican who likes to Suck Cock.
WANTED: Loose assholed, spoiled Ivy League douche nozzle for internship/HJs.
I feel bad for the person who ends up with his number after he cancels it, which probably happened 15 minutes after it was posted on Wonkette. Some poor grandmother in the 717 area code is going to find her Jitterbug flooded with people calling to talk about TruckNutz and the like.
mookworthjwilson: Queer Looking? Check. Male? Check. Easily disposable? Check.
We have a “Cumpster”!
JadedDIssonance: nah. she’ll make a man out of him with a sandwich, and a lot of large women.
HomoPolitico: …and STILL no endorsement? Can’t trust any of ‘em…
Texan Bulldoggette: It was all the meth labs in Myrtle Beach spontaneously combusting. Who knows why?
If he is going to stand in the park and beg for work, he should at least dress like a tranny hooker and carry some nipple clamps and a bag of meth instead of the dumb sign.
Tommy Says Soooo, Jugdish!: I refuse to do ANYONE who has a perfectly square forehead.
14th & K?
Haha. That’s where the hookers use to ply their wares when I was a little hamlettita.
Why can’t he just hold a box of Prix like the other little douchebag did the other day.
Has anyone called yet? If you do say there you are calling from Al-Jazeera and there is a job available for $100,000 year, tax free if he flies to Doha and brings a $5000 facilitation fee.
ManchuCandidate:
c’os looks like someone who’s gagging for it…