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Sara K. Smith was Wonkette's morning editor from 2008 to 2010, and now contributes a weekly (?!) column to Wonkette, to prove she still loves you all!

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  • Jerk Cade

    Love that picture. Can we get some music to play behind it? Moody Blues, perchance?

  • BillyClubb

    I wasn’t so sure, but then I saw him shirtless, and now I have his name tattooed on my shoulder. I can’t wait for his new rap CD!

  • hobospacejunkie

    This is why the teabaggers belong in the category ‘point & laugh,’ rather than ‘fear populist uprising.’ Also.

  • norbizness

    [re=297523]Jerk Cade[/re]: No, I’m thinking more of Three Times One Minus One’s magnum opus, Ewwww Girl Eeewwww.

  • tehbenton

    Barry was the unknown fourth member of Earth, Wind & Fire: Water.

  • Serolf Divad

    Let me put it this way: The GOP is syphilis, and Barack Obama is a big shot of penicillin.

    So of course he’s still popular.

  • freakishlystrong

    But Fox News keeps telling me his Presidency is in trouble? What?

  • 4tehlulz

    [re=297530]Serolf Divad[/re]: But many people are allergic to penicillin, hence the teabaggers and Glenn Beck.

  • FaunceyGardner

    [re=297528]norbizness[/re]: Iss like I’m sayin, WPCBCN rocks

  • hobospacejunkie

    [re=297528]norbizness[/re]: It’s like I’m sayin’
    Damn!

  • Doglessliberal

    Are those roses exploding from his loins?

  • 2goats

    Are they remaking Mandingo? Who has Raquel Welch’s role?

  • hobospacejunkie

    [re=297539]FaunceyGardner[/re]: Jinx

  • Serolf Divad

    [re=297537]4tehlulz[/re]:

    It’s said that once syphilis had spread to Nietzsche’s brain he was driven mad. The final breakdown came when Nitezsche saw a man beating a donkey on the street. Nietzsche threw himself between the man and the donkey and, taking the animal by the neck, began weeping profusely. I could see Glenn Beck doing something like that.

  • norbizness

    I AIN’T GOT NO FLYIN’ SHOES

  • TaterFarm

    That picture is crying out for Blingee.

  • hobospacejunkie

    [re=297546]Serolf Divad[/re]: Men should not beat donkeys. Neecha wasn’t insane, the world around him had gone mad. Allegedly.

  • FaunceyGardner

    Is that a phone in his hand? “Hi, Bar, it’s me again, can u talk?”

  • Doglessliberal

    [re=297549]TaterFarm[/re]: Blingee would be overkill. That picture IS Blingee.

  • Doglessliberal
  • kthxbai…also

    I love that he’s popular and that the wingers are sucking one…hard.

  • DC Hates Me

    Painted by Larry Sinclair from the back of his limo.

  • bitchincamaro

    And he’s still clean!

  • MARCdMan

    Obama’s popped collar makes him look dangerously guido-ish. Carefull with that pic.

  • Cape Clod

    “A majority of Americans believe the Obama administration is following higher ethical standards than the Bush administration.”

    Just goes to show how ethically challenged the Bush adminstration was that they are viewed as being more corrupt than a fascist/socialist/communist, Muslin, birth certificate forger.

  • Mr Blifil

    I think my plates just shifted.

  • Norbert

    [re=297546]Serolf Divad[/re]: yes but will Glenn Beck’s sister parade him around in his pajamas so people can gawk at the syphillitic looney-tune and she can cash in? oh wait, Fox is taking care of that angle nicely

  • Lazy Media

    Apparently, Ron Fournier (a known winger, btw), lost all AP backfiles from pre-2001. He takes the fact that BUSH was universally unpopular, and construes it to imply that PRESIDENTS are unpopular, and Americans are generally pessimistic (as opposed to just pessimistic about Bushies). Wanker.

    Oh, and stop hotlinking to pictures of my van.

  • Texan Bulldoggette

    [re=297566]DC Hates Me[/re]: You know what, even Beck, Hannity & Rush don’t bring up that fictitious shit. If you think you’re being funny, um…no–not at all. Go back to stockpiling your weapons for the march.

  • 2druk2phluq

    Is that a river horse? Did they forget the magic horn?

  • Red Zeppelin

    Man, I just want to get me a Chevy van so I can have that painted on the side!

  • Zadig

    [re=297546]Serolf Divad[/re]: Don’t forget Nietzche’s pledge to roll around town, just stone cold shooting anti-semites. http://www.harkavagrant.com/history/neitzschefinal.png

  • american mutt

    [re=297600]Red Zeppelin[/re]: I will so donate to your cause if you get that done.

  • PrairiePossum

    I’d love to own that picture on a black velvet canvas. It would compliment my black velvet Elvis and black velvet Jesus portraits.

  • The Church of Realism

    He is the magical Black Elvis.

  • zhubajie

    Their general rejection will only make the remaining Republifucks the more desperate and angry. Be sure to provoke them whenever you have a chance!

    Zhu Bajie

  • Bill_TX

    I fapped.

  • Capitol Hillbilly

    [re=297530]Serolf Divad[/re]: “The GOP is syphilis.” Are saying that Henry VIII was a Republican?

  • June Cleaver 2.0

    Now Cantor says the Republicans and Obama got off to a bad start. Like they didn’t contrive the bad start. I think some Republicans want to be re-elected. Hence, Cantor saying they need to do better with the Prez. They won’t be able to, because they can’t help themselves. They are duct-taped to that crazy base. So, go right wing base! Keep doing your thing! Keep having your tea parties! Especially July 4, when people will be annoyed at that junk, and will want some true blue corny red, white, and blue picnics and fire works.

  • Custerwolf

    Nice Watchtower cover.

  • Custerwolf

    [re=297546]Serolf Divad[/re]: Unfortunately, you have greatly misunderstood the profundity of that act – and I’m NOT referring to Glenn Blechh.

  • Custerwolf

    [re=297553]hobospacejunkie[/re]: Nice.

  • Red Zeppelin

    [re=297620]american mutt[/re]: I think I’ve got some huge old Pioneer speakers I can hook up to the stereo, so I’ll be cruisin’ with some sweet soul music!

  • S.Luggo

    That’s a Ruskie submarine next to Barry’s right arm. Explains everything.

  • S.Luggo

    [re=297558]FaunceyGardner[/re]: Cell phone? No. It’s his Kenyan passport.

  • JamesMichaelCurley

    [re=297546]Serolf Divad[/re]: My ENT specialist said that if Rush Limbaugh came to her with the sudden accute hearing loss he described (singed big buck contract renewal, looses substantial hearing the next month) the first thing she would do is have him tested for syphillis.

  • chascates

    This popularity is pushing Drudge into overdrive:

    THE HUNDRED DAYS: SUPPORTERS INSIST HE IS GREATEST PRESIDENT EVER

    URGENT: OBAMA GRACES COVER OF ‘TIME’ [FOR 13TH TIME IN PAST YEAR]…

    EXCLUSIVE PHOTO ESSAY! SEE OBAMA MOVE CHAIRS AROUND! ..GAZE AT JFK… THROW FOOTBALL

    They got nothin’!

  • Gallowglass

    [re=297707]JamesMichaelCurley[/re]: I thought that the hearing loss was linked to his Oxy habit. Fried the nerves or something. The syph takes a long time to get bad enough to damage nerves.

  • Hooray For Anything

    Cue Nelson Muntz walking up to Rush Limbaugh: Ha ha!

  • SayItWithWookies

    No giant clamshell? No cherubim? Fake fake fake.

  • Custerwolf

    [re=297773]SayItWithWookies[/re]: “No giant clamshell?”
    No, I’m afraid K-lo declined the invitation to stand for the artist.

  • McDuff

    I want to stand on my desk and say “Captain, oh my Captain” as Barry walks out the door.

  • PlanetWingnuta

    That pic should so go on a romance novel!

    I Love My President…a hareliquim polictio-romance novel

  • dijetlo

    [re=297553]hobospacejunkie[/re]: Nah Dawg, if he’d have just looked under the donkey, he’d a seen he was getting off on it.
    Just like Glenb Beck.

  • captqitn

    http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/

    Assuming these numbers were gathered before the TRUTH about his succulent color came out?

    WAKE UP!!!!!!!

  • IonaTrailer

    Nice painting – in the “Jesus guiding the trucker through the storm” genre.

    I want to see more hot bathing suit pix of Obama. Maybe him shooting some hoops, or bitch slapping John Boehner.

  • SayItWithWookies

    [re=297872]Custerwolf[/re]: See, that’s why I said clamshell — I knew someone with a dirty mind would be tempted to say that. Besides, K-Lo’s fallow clam is probably tiny, having only been penetrated by the slim brass crucifix hanging over her bed.

  • Custerwolf

    [re=298028]SayItWithWookies[/re]: ewwwww…..