Whoa hey what is going on here, in this picture? Bet you didn’t know all the schools in America were being painted “Obama Blue.” Oh, and hooray, it’s a caption contest! Try to be funnier today. [Pete Souza/White House]
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I am not on any drugs yet. I can only be bitter right now. Get back to me later tonight.
“why is mah teleprompter so hi?”
NOBAMA!
The crew sent in to do make-up for the Blue Man Group, apparently got their instructions a bit mixed up.
“I don’t know what Cheney eats but we may never get the stench out of here.”
“That’s a great coat, professionally applied. And in an hour, Jim Newell’s gonna come along and tell you it sucks.”
So he’s black, white, Muslim, Indonesian, an elitist and now… a BEANER?
Not cool, Bar. Not cool.
PS My post wasn’t a caption, therefore I win!
Even while doing the most difficult job in the world, being president of the United States while fighting two wars and a global recession, in his free time Barack Obama wants to do more real work than Meghan McCain has in her whole life.
I believe I started a blog 3 months ago consisting of exactly one post based on a similar photo:
http://simpsonsreferences.blogspot.com/
Although a friend and I today were talking about updating it more based on the Fed literally printing a trillion dollars to spend a la The Trouble With Trillions.
[re=295641]SayItWithWookies[/re]: Win. The contest is over!
“and they think waterboarding is torture…”
[re=295648]Brendan M.[/re]: WIN!
OMG, as a house painter myself, I feel like Barry just touched me in my special place (the guy with him, Freddy McFairlane, is one of history’s greatest house painters). This is what it must have felt like for basketball fans when he nailed that three pointer.
“After deciding not to pass the Employee Free Choice Act, Obama highlights the joy of working for free.”
We all knew that the new president was a person of color, and that the color was blue.
B. Hussein Obamistan, Donning a Pair of Muslin Jeans, Spruces Up The Inside of Hugo Chavez’s Vagina After Signing The Lease.
“This is a public school. There should definitely be a crack pipe hidden above this door. Ah, here it is. And now for some Islamofascist pedophilia mixed with epic hits.”
There’s going to be a van at my house over this comment in about five minutes, isn’t there? Just kidding. I pulled that comment off of one of Ken’s AOL wingnut ant nest forays. That’s the ticket.
Painting the Whitehouse.
“C’mon outta the air conditioning duct, Bo! Damn, this dog’s harder to flush out than Bin Laden. Hey Carl Winslow, can you gimme a hand over here?”
“And that’s why, no matter how pressing your job might be, you have to get involved in your neighborhood, because the children are — hey, where did all the white people go?”
Isn’t that the way with Democratic Presidents? First an intern blue Clinton, now Obama goes around blue-ing unsuspecting Americans.
[re=295653]DagNabbit[/re]: Thanks, but I worry that I’m coming off as Matt Yglesias’ wannabe-boyfriend.
Obama’s wearing jeans! George Will will be apoplectic.
Yo listen up, here’s a story
About a little guy that lives in a blue world
And all day and all night
And everything he sees
Is just blue like him
Inside and outside
Blue his house
With a blue little window
And a blue corvette
And everything is blue for him
And his self
And everybody around
‘Cause he ain’t got nobody to listen…
I’m blue, da ba de, da ba die
Da ba de, da ba die
Da ba de, da ba die
Da ba de, da ba die
Da ba de, da ba die
Da ba de, da ba die
Da ba de, da ba die
I have a blue house with a blue window
Blue is the color of all that I wear
Blue are the streets and all the trees are too
I have a girlfriend and she is so blue
Blue are the people here that walk around
Blue like my corvette, it’s standing outside
Blue are the words I say and what I think
Blue are the feelings that live inside me
etc. etc.
“Captured here is President Obama painting the walls of Hugo Chavez’s bedroom. Later: the President will shine his shoes and make him a meal.”
[re=295654]facehead[/re]: Ha-ha
“Hurry up, people! If this isn’t done by the time Michelle gets back, I’ll be sleeping on the couch in the Oval Office!”
In an effort to confuse the hell out of the racist wingnuts’, Obama today chose to paint the White House blue.
[re=295664]DC Hates Me[/re]: fuckfuckfuckfuck
The RW Wingnut’s Worst Nightmare: a black nationalist/socialist/Fascist/Muslin Terrorist painting Center Right leaning WHITE CHRISTIAN US America a gay librul shade of Blue.
Obama proves that, as Nixon stated, there was no whitewash in the Whitehouse.
“Hezbollah provides many important social services.”
[re=295672]tunamelt[/re]: Damn it all to hell
Unable to support his family on his meager blogging income, Obama supplements his pay by taking on odd jobs.
Real MERKINS don’t push up their oxford shirt sleeves, sheeple! In fact, real MERKINS don’t own any Oxford Shirts, because everyone knows that real MERKINS wear flea-market t-shirts honoring either a pit-bull or the confederate flag. FYI, over at FoxNation the real MERKINS (you know…those that fight wars from the safety of their imitation velvet recliners while watching Hannity) are calling for Our President’s execution once his REAL birth certificate comes out in the open. Earlier if possible.
KILL WHITEY
According to Urban Dictionary, this is some kind of symbolic representation of what Obama has done to the nation’s females?
…and when you lick it, it will taste like a snozzberry.
[re=295691]ihasasad[/re]: I hope that damn song is stuck in everyone’s heads now.
Sorry guys. You’ve been scooped. This is apparently a video still from a project Obama’s been working on. It’s the new updated version of an old favorite.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSdkEt9T6ng
[re=295654]facehead[/re]: LOLZ
Again with the demeaning the dress code of the presidency. And blue jeans. George Will has the vapors.
After President Obama successfully kicked his smoking habit, he would shock an entire nation by taking up paint huffing.
I wish you people would keep up with that gawd-damn remote! I haz to watch some CRICKET!!
fap fap fap also
“Pundits worry that Obama’s publicity campaign to reinforce an image of religious practice has only reinforced the image of radical marxism.”
“THAT’S BECAUSE YOU WERE TAKEN IN BY THE EVIL MSM! Filthy librul lies! But did they ever say a bad word about Barack Obama? OBAMA!
With his cigars, and his brandy, and his ROTTEN paintings! ROTTEN! McCain, there was a painter! He could paint an entire apartment in one afternoon! Two coats!”
This whole thing is just a plot by Newell to make us give him alt, and I for one am not falling for it. A fellow likes a little wine and dine before he puts out with the alt, that’s all I’m saying. Wine me then dine me, Jim, I will give you the best alt you ever had….
This was not the Mexican Consolation Prize Bill Richardson had in mind. Damn you, racist Obama.
/better than my attempt yesterday
An elitist genetic algorithm is one that always retains in the population the best individual found so far.
“No, I think you misunderstood me, Rahm. I said I wanted Obama to take care of my blue BALLS.”
“President Barack Obama kills the ceiling cat that was watching him masturbate.”
Looks like they are adding an Indonesian accent wall.
I just feel the need to point out that this is the same color as the twitter logo.
I do not like your use of this picture. I understand that this was an important time in our history, but this picture is offensive. /or something.
“Torture critic Barack Obama leads a campaign to paint terrorist detention facilities stress-relieving colors.”
“Not all soul music comes from the church.”
“In a display of utter contempt U.S. sovereignty, Obama paints the White House UN blue.”
“Before being a community organizer, President Obama interned for Gargamel scrubbing smurf blood off the walls of the interrogation room.”
[re=295654]facehead[/re]: HAHAHA!!! HELL YA.
“President Obama prepares to pull the muslin over the eyes of the American Janitorial Union once more by irresponsibly glossing over his Exit (sign) Strategy. A Robin’s Egg Blue gloss.”
It’s 2009. Do you know where your fucking gawd-damn soul is?
Maybe you should check above the door!
OR MAYBE you should fucking keep up with it in the first place! Jesus Christ, you’re President now!
“After moving in to George Bush’s former study, President Obama decides there’s only one way to get rid of all the crayon.”
[re=295654]facehead[/re]: I love it!
Dear God, it’s not even a hundred days yet, and Obama is getting fat and bald.
“An awkward photo-op reminiscent of Obama’s days as a community organizer has critics asking, ‘Where’s Bill Ayers?’”
Blue is teh new microtrend
When the Obamas said they would redecorate the White House on their own, they really meant it.
“I inhaled frequently — that was the point.”
No, No, Yes, Yes
Wonkette breaks the story about Peggy “Crackles-n-Pops” Nooners continuing insanity, and Russ Feingold totally gets all the attention instead. There’s no justice in D.C. Nevar forget!
There has to be a “blew a whole room full of people” joke in here somewhere
“Nice genes yer sportin’, half-breed.”
What’s blue and smells like red paint?
Blue paint.
What I forgot to mention is that I dislike caption contests. No, let me be clear: I like caption contests almost as much as I’d like to wear fire on my face. For every caption contest created I think I should get permission to spray paint your house with slogans like “POTENTIAL PEDO” and “SNIFFS TOILET SEATS”. It’s nothing personal, really. It’s just one of those things.
Teabag, Simcox, fap fap, SLURP!
Communism.
Chubby man mops floor– this is fascism.
How many black people does it take to paint a room? 3 and a half!
Having already stolen Bob the Builder’s slogan, Obama then steals his job.
[re=295739]2druk2phluq[/re]: Jon Stewart did a nice piece on Pegs.
“This is the last time I sign up for one of Hillary’s competitions”, thought Obama
[re=295741]deecaffeinated[/re]: I’m not sure….
but did you hear about the time Todd Palin took his snowmobile in for some maintenance work? After leaving it at the shop and stepping back out into the cold, Todd returns a couple hours later and enters the nice warm office where the mechanic tells him, “Looks like you blew a seal.” To which Todd replied, “No, it’s just really cold out there.”
Sure Todd.
[re=295751]chascates[/re]: I just found that out at HuffPo. Boy do I feel stupid. I’m too much of an elitist to turn on the television…
I’m thinking about starting fresh here with my lifelong pseudonym anyway.
“After being characterized as soft on interrogations by Dick Cheney himself, Obama demonstrates a different understanding of DIY.”
In one short stroke of the paint roller, Barack Obama has proved himself to be more useful and capable than his predecessor.
\
But seriously……didn’t Hitler used to paint houses???? Think about it, sheeple!
[re=295732]wheelie[/re]: WIN
“Color Me Badd.”
Should there be an extra “also” in the caption? Also?
President Obama teams up with former human Jimmy Carter to build housing for fat Mexicans
Why torturing suspects is not worthwhile. An unforeseen consequence of waterboarding sex-slave ringleader ‘Papa Smurf’ was how it took the whole White House staff days to get the walls white again.
Um . . . has the Prez got a boner in his jeans or is just me?
[re=295750]iwillsavethispatient[/re]: I like!
[re=295768]wheelie[/re]: Meh. “Is it just me.” Sorry folks, I was distracted by the President’s boner.
[re=295649]OReillysVibrator[/re]: nice website
He’s apologizing for the walls being white.
[re=295768]wheelie[/re]: I don’t know… are you 8″ tall, with mocha skin and, oh, HIDING IN THE PRESIDENT’S PANTS?
Completely off the topic, but I just received this from a wingnut redneck (not that all rednecks are wingnuts, so don’t start) who is some friend of my cousin’s from Indiana. This man seems to believe any crazy shit that comes into his inbox and writes to me about it. Maybe I’m the only liberal he knows. Anyway, I usually find his nonsense somewhat entertaining, but this one is not one I’ve heard before. WTF is he talking about?
“Instead of selling the used military brass to the sporting goods store. He is having it chipped up and selling it to China for less money 11 trillion is not a drop in the bucket to what Obama is spending. And wants the disable war vets to pay their own medical bills for where they got hurt in the service. Hope every one that voted for him looses their jobs. Then next election maybe they will wake up and spell the roses.”
Today, we are all Bob the Builder.
[re=295732]wheelie[/re]: good one.
[re=295681]Mista Eko[/re]: that’s about all it would take…
A group of illegal immigrants were found painting a home in Northwest DC. A swift deportation is in the works.
[re=295776]lazynamepicker[/re]: or at least spell lizard people correctly
What’s black and blue and black and blue and black and blue and black and blue?
[re=295776]lazynamepicker[/re]: At least one American can “spell the roses.”
[re=295716]tunamelt[/re]: Actually Twitter’s color is cyan – the same color as Bob the Builder’s tractor Travis.
And now you know.
[re=295776]lazynamepicker[/re]: I found this about the military brass thing:
http://www.theshootist.net/2009/03/dod-ends-sale-of-expended-military.html
It would appear that only the gentleman in the foreground was astute enough to read the can label indicating that the paint “works best when applied with two coats.”
No longer able to do blow or smoke weed on a regular basis, Obama inhales the paint fumes and sighs.
Oh I’ve got one.
“What’s Abner Louima doing up on the ceiling?”
you can send the prize money to my Paypal account, Newell.
[re=295776]lazynamepicker[/re]: And the disabled vet thing:
http://www.buffalonews.com/180/story/610029.html
“….and that’s how an evening of waterboarding led to the first little boy’s room at Gitmo.”
and now you know the rest of the story.
also, i’m dead. yes?
[re=295695]tunamelt[/re]: Huh, blue walls sort of works. I had been saying “violet vaj” for a while.
So much for uniting red America and blue America.
or
He really does want to paint over white America.
#2. Don’t think of volunteering as unpaid slave labor, think of it as mandatory.
“HE’S TAK’N R JBS!!!!”
“Fuck that Dick Cheney. Now are you SURE this paint is graffiti proof? And that we’ve changed the locks this time?”
You know, the people who live there are gonna hate that #$%^ paint color in about a week.
Ahh…a wingnuts standard wet dream. Watching Barry paint himself into a corner.
“In a time of increasing suburban white unemployment, tone-deaf Obama chooses to place a racially divisive emphasis on the tired issue of inner-city poverty.”
Is that lady trying open the safe while Hopey and Al Roker pretend to be “the maintenance crew”?
It’s just like that really long Val Kilmer movie !!!
Barack Obama, Smurf killer.
…♫ ♪♪ Paint the White House Misty Blue ♪♫ ♪…
Obama: “Time for a cuppa tea… does anyone have any tea bags?”
Also:
“This should be illegal in Oregon”.
Have I covered all our memes yet?
[re=295744]Mojopo[/re]: Wait a sec. I thought after your last rant, someone would have created the much needed website dedicated entirely to “Things Mojopo Dislikes.”
[re=295810]Aquannissiwamissoo[/re]: Slightly OT, but nonetheless extreme in its urgency – Val Kilmer as Doc Holliday was fucking awesome, nary has a man been more do-able.
Val Kilmer as Ms.Doubtfire…not so much.
Sorry Val, it’s just -
[re=295776]lazynamepicker[/re]: And the halt of selling expended military cartridges to reloaders was apparently started by the Bush admin:
“This change came about last year at the suggestion of the GAO. They thought this was a way to increase security and reduce one source for making IED’s. This happened after a change in leadership at DRMS.”
from a comment at the Gun site.
Obama will get the blame of course.
[re=295818]Custerwolf[/re]: I was thinking of the movie “Heat” which the movie rental place gives you in two separate VHS tapes.
“Barack Obama promotes mandatory national service as an antidote to “teabagging,” a disturbing trend among American youth which since April 15th has also filled a void of group solidarity.”
[re=295812]Bearbloke[/re]: d’oh!… hit the key too soon… IT’S ALL NOOBAMA’S FAULT!!!11!
…♫ ♪♪ ‘…Paint the White House’ ♪♪♪… …’Misty Blue…’ ♪♫ ♪…
/fixed
Maybe Obama should stop blaming Wall Street and start blaming these people he’s pictured with for their problems, like he did in the campaign.
[re=295821]Aquannissiwamissoo[/re]: Oh – with Pacino and DeNiro. There’s also “The Real McCoy” with the very sexy pre-flipped-out Ms.Bassinger.
I swear I don’t know why more Republicans’ heads haven’t exploded in frustration over this man. And he’s wearing well-fitting but loose jeans, too, which is completely unfair.
“You ain’t my bitch, nigga, buy your own damn fries.”
If he keeps tagging, they’ll keep making him clean it up.
CAPTION CONTESTS SUCK!
“Obama does stuff, wingnuts enraged!”
When asked about the paint fumes, Obama responded,
“…I inhaled. Frequently. That was..uh..that was the point!”
Following the crashing and burning of TARP, TALF, PPIP and the Make Home Affordable Program, President Obama silently curses Geithner’s worst (and final) decision to build Habitat for Humanity homes for millions of foreclosure victims using materials left behind from Hilde’s worst Trading Spaces room ideas.
After painting, you need to apply a semi-moist sponge to the surface area to give the room a rustic/faded look.
Also, don’t these guys have any painting clothes or have Zegna shirts moved sufficiently down-market?
Whilst using both hands to grip onto his pole, Obama considers getting some TruckNutz for the beast.
Aw, crap. Hildi not Hilde.
bleh.
“Obama repays terrorist pal by painting Weather Underground school. With government paint.”
Barack Obama: The Ty Pennington of Negroes.
Obama misunderstood Michelle when she mentioned her love of the blues.
[re=295806]Custerwolf[/re]: Niiiiiiiiiice. Win for sure.
Smug Muslim terrorist President murders children with paint roller”
Jesus, this is a children’s treasury of failed jokes. I am ashamed of being a commenter on Wonkette now. End the pain, Layne.
[re=295844]Bruno[/re]: Ronald Reagan could have done this with a red sweater vest.
Look at that shirt. And they called Reagan the Teflon president.
Obama’s looking hotter than ever with his sleeves rolled up. I want him to come to my house and cover the walls with fresh green$$$$$$$.
You know who ELSE liked to paint houses?
“President Obama and staff preparing the spare room in the White House for his Kenyan half-brother, who has promised to stay only two weeks, tops.”
In fulfillment of Republicans worst fears, it is no longer called “The White House”.
[re=295868]Mr Mxyzptlk[/re]: win!
[re=295865]PsycGirl[/re]: That’s only because they were incapable of correctly pronouncing polytetrafluoroethylene.
fuckin’ ken-yuns!
“Hey, I think Cheney’s up here. Someone get me the raptor gloves and a taser.”
Dear sir: Please accept this entry to your contest. Thank you very much.
Last Name: Minute
First Name: Come here
Middle initial: A
Address: 209.85.225.103 Internet Way
City: Shining
State: Mild buzz
Zip: No, sweatpants
CAPTION: President Barack Obama, seen here wearing DUNGAREES on January 19, 2009, today called on Americans to commit to service, stop TWITTERING, and do the jobs the Mexicans won’t do.
Wait just a goldarned minute….I know where that liberal Obama’s going with this thing.
http://i389.photobucket.com/albums/oo336/brontie2/iwo.jpg
“It’s not rocket science,” he said. “You take the pole and the roller, then you roll.”
“First they came for the drywallers. But I didn’t speak up because I didn’t hang drywall.
Then they came for the tape-and-float crew. But . . “
[re=295879]Custerwolf[/re]: Shorts went one better:
http://www.shortsshortsshorts.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/raising_gay_flag.jpg
[re=295881]chascates[/re]: Win.
[re=295654]facehead[/re]: Deadspinny.
[re=295882]chascates[/re]: Hey, my sucky cut and paste skills only give me so much to work with.
“Next time you shoot someone in the White House, Dick, fix the walls damn walls yourself.”
“Hey look. Fucking Cheney is still here hiding in the airduct!”
The doorknob broke.
[re=295871]WIDTAP[/re]: Y’know, it really pisses me off when people make that “Are they still gonna call it the White House” joke. Ha ha, because he’s black. That’s soooo funny. Really, what the fuck kind of neanderthal even stoops to that level of humor? Oh, and he probably only needs three-fifths of the house too, right? Hahahahahaha. Man, you scratch the surface of liberals in this day and age and the whole ugly truth comes out.
So just to set the record straight — YES, it’s still gonna be called the goddamn Whi– (ahem).
‘Scuse me. It’s still gonna be called the (mumble mumble).
What, didn’t I say it loud enough? It’s still gonna be called…
the…
Wizzle Hizzle.
Now shut up and keep painting. You missed a spot there.
[re=295882]chascates[/re]: Hahaha that did not come from the site originally. BUT THIS. YES. THIS DID. Dana is the Gawd of all things: http://www.shortsshortsshorts.com/?p=2155
Sing praises to him. I’ve been laughing for like 5 minutes over this thing.
[re=295890]SayItWithWookies[/re]: Wow. I never got that joke until now.
Wonkette’s own Lady Peggington made a guest appearance on last night’s Colbert Report, in the form of a clip from this week’s This Week with George Snuffleupagus.
http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/224917/april-20-2009/castro-death-wish-list
I hope that’s not going to be a guidance counselor’s office. Cuz if it is, they are going to get abnormally elevated levels of students expressing suicidal tendencies.
i just blue myself
“Hey guys, can we hurry this up? We need to get the FEMA re-education camps in proper working order before the next teabagging party. This one’s for Glenn Beck. He likes blue, right?”
[re=295892]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: The Patriots are going to eat each other? AWESOME!
‘Obama was given but one chance to reform education and he blew it’ (groan)
“First, me & my minions, the ACORN helpers, wallpapered the wall with the original “Constitution of the U.S”, then we painted over the “Constitution” with my blue taint”. Yippppeeeeee!
[re=295898]hobgoblin of little minds[/re]:
Fantabulous, I’m still laughing. When will we get permanantly tattoed for our camps? I can’t wait!
Guess I was kind of hoping Barry’d use a color whose wavelength was closer to 420.
Hey, that’s two physics jokes in one day.
Tell me those eight years of high school were a waste.
[re=295732]wheelie[/re]: oo oo I like dis one best!
[re=295903]Nerdalicious[/re]: Thanks!
I really hope I win a prize. I keep sending in money when Wonkette has their pledge drive but I’ve never got anything much as a premium. Almost every other month I get a fund raising email from Ms. Smith telling me how expensive this site is and how much they need my support. And every time I make out a check to Wonkette’s financial arm, SKS Enterprises, and send it in to the PO box in NYC.
The only thing I’ve ever gotten is just some matchbooks from fancy places like Nobu and Cafe Boulud but I wish whoever wins those cruise trips they always give away would fess up. I guess you don’t want the rest of us to feel bad,though.
[re=295831]Reefpilot[/re]: WIN.
[re=295686]iwillsavethispatient[/re]: dammit
Well. While I’m here: Jonathan Turley – The impotent face of progressives.
Independent prosecutors – Grotesque, politically dependent prosecutors.
Treaties – Supreme Law of the Land, and therefore federal law.
Federal Crime – Breaking federal law, or the U.S. Code.
U.S. Attorney – Prosecutor charged with upholding federal law.
Torture – In violation of the Geneva Convention, a treaty, and therefore in violation of federal law.
Jurisdiction – Washington, D.C., that vile cesspool of corruption, violence, and neck hair gone wild.
Upshot – The Blazers will win the NBA championship, stunning populations around the world, and paving the way for the demolition of the Memorial Coliseum.
There will be lying about oral secks. Also.
Wouldn’t red have been a better communist color? Or is blue the national color of Venezuela?
“The queen has her red roses, Alice has her white rabbit, so what’s a brotha gonna do? Paint the room blue!”
[re=295831]Reefpilot[/re]: Missed that one on the first go round.
Cherry.
Said the saint, ‘I need more paint’.
“What we are given in dreams we write as blue paint.”
Paul Cézanne
Caption: “So that’s where he’s hiding his birth certificate!” Huh? You like? My other entry is “Also.”
[re=295654]facehead[/re]: McFarlaine is a waste of fucking oxygen. Name me an important house he’s painted since 1994 (and don’t say 23 Willow Brook Lane). I have no respect for a Diva like McFarlaine who doesn’t know how to call it quits and let real house painters get some of the limelight for a change.
[re=295906]hobgoblin of little minds[/re]:
Welcome. I just hope we can all learn “the ways” thru the kool-aide brain serum.
“Blue’s a good choice… I mean the last guy just wanted to whitewash everything.”
[re=295935]QuestionEvil[/re]: win
[re=295937]chascates[/re]: agreed.
Aren’t caption contests just a way for the editors to post without doing any work?
[re=295939]Cicada[/re]: Well, in the case of Newell, the picture’s wouldn’t have gotten captions anyway. We’re just making sure the work gets done, period. Ken, though? Ken’s slacking. I expect you to EARN that $75K blogger’s salary, Mr. Layne.
[re=295939]Cicada[/re]: God, I feel so used.
After you show them the carrot, then you poke them with this here stick.
This is how we roll.
BlueBlack Man Group performs at White House gig.[re=295790]chascates[/re]: This “George Matthews” clown is full of shit. There have been such procedures in place for shredding ammo and then recycling the brass since at least 2005, as I have read newspaper articles about it.
Though the same source’s freaking out here is comedy here:
http://runryder.com/helicopter/t501776p1/
Expressing his Chicago street organizer roots President Obama can be seen here with his Kenyan family members preparing the walls of his new residence to receive it’s final coat of “Royal Purple” paint.
[re=295776]lazynamepicker[/re]: Clearly this is a hoax. There’s no random capitalization, and no implication that he has a radical Muslin agenda. There’s no way this came from your redneck friend.
[re=295954]glamourdammerung[/re]: I think a lot of people are looking for proof that the 2nd Amendment is ready to be shredded and guns melted into communists sickles. Living in Texas, I’ve heard friends, who aren’t fire-eating righters, decry that now is the time to stock up lest there’s nothing left.
Personally, I think the NRA along with the manufacturers are encouraging this as much as they can for reasons both financial and political.
I sold the 6 rifles I bought about 10 years ago to pay debts. They 3 times as expensive now but I don’t feel the loss. If I wanted to go hunting I could borrow whatever I might need and I don’t really worry about house invasions or commies.
But these rightwingers, they scare me.
[re=295958]chascates[/re]: “If I wanted to go hunting I could borrow whatever I might need.”
Well, I’ve gotta couple of loose cases of Schlitz and some lube you’re welcome to take.”
I’m KIDDING.
Okay, I’m too baked. When I start carelessly tossing about a set of quotation marks as if their successful use weren’t a practical defense against accidental plagiarism and an excellent practice in academic honesty.
I’ll be in bed
if anyone cares to join me.
[re=295962]Custerwolf[/re]: Actually food and drink ARE the things most used on a hunting trip, which for me was going out to a lake house near Austin and sitting on the deck looking at the deer feeder. After not seeing anything (or deciding to wait till ‘later’ in the season) I would retire inside to a spliff and watch Pee Wee’s Playhouse and then enjoy videotapes of hunting and fishing shows, DIY shows (God, I wished I had saved all those Furniture Guys shows) and MST3K, of course.
It’s called hunting instead of killing for a reason. Killing something just means work. And work is to be avoided at all costs.
“John McCain woke up and realized that “Obama-Family Painters” was just another wet dream”
[re=295885]Custerwolf[/re]: You guys thought I said “sucky cunt” didn’t you?
[re=295861]SloppyCronkite[/re]: I actually thought this one sucked the most.
The Blues Brothers Extreme Makeover, Chicago Home Edition.
[re=295968]Wet Work[/re]: Chicago Homey Edition?
I believe there was a book with the title ‘Black Is’ (black is being so lazy and shiftless you work 14 hours a day, for example):
“Black is being so lazy and shiftless you rise up to heal the nation and guide the world.”
“It doesn’t matter if it’s just a publicity shot; you still can’t get any white people to paint the walls.”
Sorry! I had to go there.
[re=295967]magic titty[/re]: I must now fuck you.
“MotherFUCK,” Barack Obama muttered under his breath. “BullSHIT the white presidents had to redecorate the Oval Office themselves.”
They’re leaving no white behind.
So this was good practice, but when is the real photo going to get posted?
Oh and look at my stupid anipr0n video.
http://tispaquin.blogspot.com/2009/04/i-am-tea-you-are-bag.html
“I can’t believe Layne talked us into painting his fucking apartment! I could make up better shit than that AOL politicker crap!”
i got nothin. im comically limp like rush limballs.
next time hold a secret caption contest.
But I like this one: [re=295648]Brendan M.[/re].
“Quickly, the room must be blue, it’s soothing, Nancy is Coming and she has a mind to budget.”
[re=295979]El Pinche[/re]: Bah! Engage Caps Lock and forge ahead!
Remember yourself.
Redstate.com headquarters? You’ve been PUNK’D!
“Come on lads, we’ve almost got the cabinet room done. Next, the Oval Office!”
“If Bush tried this he’d end up with one foot in the paint can and the brush stuck to one ear. FOOL!”
After forgetting to redact the 183 times Khalid Shaikh Mohammed was waterboarded, Obama became a little, shall we say, redaction happy.
-or-
No matter how many times Obama painted the walls of the Naval Observatory blue, the walls still ran red with the blood of young children.
-and an observation-
Obama doesn’t use primer coats. Bad form buddy, bad form.
” Good morning, Suchs/Coxs Painting; How may I direct your call?”
[re=295983]chascates[/re]: when i go full-retard, imagine bill hicks imitating a redneck moran. “MY DADDY DIDE FOR THAT FLAG!!”
Well the birds are chirping, so I’m off to bed. And hey, look — torture isn’t just horrible, it’s also petty and banal.
http://lostintarnation.blogspot.com/2009/04/torture-in-cathedral-how-petty-politics.html
ObaMessiah finds God, pokes Him with stick.
So that’s what a $400,000 a year painter looks like…
For that much, this painter better save the economy too!
[re=295997]SayItWithWookies[/re]: I know this one. Almost a half an hour till the birds and children ruin my night.
In a bid to bouy to crashing real estate market, Barack Obama pledges to personally paint every American’s house.
Nothing sane or witty to say, just an unbridled joy of fuck.
“See. A little Socialist Blue and…bye-bye Pledge of Allegiance. Now about those Founding Crackers portraits…”
“Day-um, this is the last time I tell Rahm to ‘walk it back.’”
[re=295741]deecaffeinated[/re]: “Still trying to get into Bill Clinton’s good graces, Obama admitted he once blue a room full of people”?
Ah, who’m I kidding?
[re=295689]Turd Way[/re]: Win.
[re=295984]J-Man[/re]: Win.
[re=295806]Custerwolf[/re]: Melikey.
Video of Bo Obama!!: http://www.governmentalityblog.com/my_weblog/2009/04/bo-at-home-obamas-new-dog-no-german-shepherd.html
Former President Bill Clinton chose not to join in the project, as falls asleep every time he is near MLK Jr.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpEckWHSvXk
“I’ve been workin’ on the nation,
All the Live Long Day”
Servo WIN our long national nightmare is over
“They got me cold workin like a slave up in this piece.”
Carl Winslow struggles to keep Urkel on the floor by holding a rake to his neck. While Obama paints the whole place blue.
“Painting it up here, boss!” “Painting it up there, Luke.”
I blue me.
The Iwo Jima re-enactment was not going well.
[re=295666]Yaybuls[/re]: Hahahahahha. My favorite!
Just an observation – Barry looks hot as shit doing like, everything. Especially since he’s ditched the dad jeans.
“Damn wingnuts keep lickin spots on the walls”
Y’know this might be another fail. But I have to say. That isn’t exactly a New Yorker cartoon.
[re=295689]Turd Way[/re]: Yes!
This is not YouTube. It is a picture of a whale’s penis.
Also, I like what’s going on between custerwolf and chascates. You guys should get some party rats and rock out on the E together.
Eggshell blue!?!?!? THAT’S NOT CHANGE WE CAN BELIEVE IN MR. HUSSEINIDENT!
[re=295674]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: Thats “tie the laces of his shoes”, fixed.
“It’s gonna take a while to paint this town blue.”
[re=295750]iwillsavethispatient[/re]: LOLZ!
“Can we paint it?! Yes we can!”
The GOPtards at the Palin rally prophesied white was done for.
“That Kenyan immigrant is stealing my job.”
“On today’s episode of Cribs…”
*whistles* ♫ ♪
*hums* ♪ ♫
*sings* ♫ ♪ “… I got the Honkey
TonkBlues …” ♪ ♫“On his first day in the Oval Office, President Obama rolls up his shirt sleeves to show fat, lazy Americans what it really means to get to work.”
[re=295689]Turd Way[/re]: Win.
“Pimp My Community Service Requirement”
“Obama blue himself.”
…anyone?
…crickets?
[re=296283]Mr Blifil[/re]: There’s a win.
The President and his Muslin staff desperately try to “bluewash” the torture memo policies of the former President (Loser W)
Obama repaints the oval office to reflect his mood
Hey, where’s the guy from Murphy Brown when you need him?
Obama is a nice person. =D
Obama!!! He´s a nice person!! =D
[re=295890]SayItWithWookies[/re]: Fershizzle
[re=296574]WIDTAP[/re]: Mah nizzle
not noticing the punctuation mistake, the crew read the instructions’ reference to “Picasso Blue. Period”.
Has a goddamn winner been declared yet? I don’t even care if I win this motherlicker, I just want a winner declared.
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