• May 27, 2012

Can Barack Obama Please Just Apologize To John McCain For Plotting To Send America’s War Heroes To Gitmo?

by Juli Weiner  4:08 pm April 21, 2009

  • Obama ‘N Friends have themselves a fleet of hybrid Fords. Even David Plouffe, the greatest threat facing American inboxes, gets something called a Fusion Hybrid. [AMERICAblog]
  • In exchange for paying off Mark Penn’s formidable annual adult website membership dues, Hillary Clinton will allow you to rent any of the following: Bill Clinton, Paul Begala, James Carville. [Gawker]
  • American President Rush Limbaugh told Internet President Matt Drudge to “disappear”—for reasons of self-preservation, presumably, but the self-preservation of whom? Verily, a mystery! [Daily Intel]
  • Actual Esquire centerfold Cass Sunstein can now add another bullet-point to his resume: head of the Office of Information and Regulatory Affairs. [Ezra Klein]
  • John McCain, the famed McCain Senatorette, is demanding the White House personally apologize to him for communistically exploring the psychological state of soldiers returning from Afghanistan. [CNN Political Ticker]

{ 37 comments }

Texan Bulldoggette April 21, 2009 at 4:12 pm

Plouffe’s pretty nerdy. I picture him wearing a helmet riding a Segway.

chascates April 21, 2009 at 4:15 pm

Limbaugh figured out that having some -exs gives more ‘hetero’ cred and Matty isn’t up to that challenge.

The Cold Sea April 21, 2009 at 4:16 pm

“In an interview on FOX News, the Vietnam veteran and former Republican presidential candidate said the Obama administration owes veterans an apology after releasing a report last week suggesting that members of the military returning from Iraq and Afghanistan could fall victim to “right-wing extremism.”

Deer Centator Mahkaiin:

Timothee Micvay.

magic titty April 21, 2009 at 4:16 pm

You’ve an extra “of” in your last headline, Juli.

chascates April 21, 2009 at 4:16 pm

And why doesn’t McCain demand an apology from Limbaugh for saying that torture works because the VC ‘broke’ him?

SayItWithWookies April 21, 2009 at 4:20 pm

[Drudge has] deliberately chosen his hermetic existence because he wants to hide his personal proclivities from the world.

Or else it’s just too damn uncomfortable to go out in two layers of wetsuits and god knows what else is going on underneath them.

Serolf Divad April 21, 2009 at 4:30 pm

Please read the following with a heavy Germanic, movie-villain accent of some sort:

I am afraid Senator McCain, zat you are in no position to demand anisink.

Country Club Jihadi April 21, 2009 at 4:31 pm

Doesn’t the douchebag kid of the Sultan of Brunei buy celebrities to come to his parties? Bill should call him and get this over with.

queeraselvis v 2.0 April 21, 2009 at 4:33 pm

Heh. The comments at CNN Ticker at running 1% YAY McCain and 99.999999999% Shut Up and Blow It Out Your Ass, You Geriatric Goat Fucker.

Min April 21, 2009 at 4:34 pm

[re=295461]The Cold Sea[/re]: I’ll see your McVeigh, and raise you a Lee Harvey Oswald and a James Earl Ray.

proudgrampa April 21, 2009 at 4:35 pm

“Timothy McVeigh didn’t learn to make that huge bomb while he was in the military,” McCain said. “He learned it afterwards. So to point out one veteran who committed an act of atrocity I think is outrageous. And as a veteran and having thousands and thousands of friends of mine who are fellow veterans, I think a real apology is owed throughout the administration.”

The point of the entire report was that veterans coming home might be targets of extremist groups.

So, John, I’m sorry that you took offense to this. But you don’t know what you’re talking about.

Please, please GO AWAY. And take Meghan with you!!

President Beeblebrox April 21, 2009 at 4:36 pm

“And by the way, after the Vietnam War, for years there was this portrayal of the Vietnam veteran as crazed…”

…which wasn’t justified at all by the 2008 Presidential campaign of a certain Arizonan Vietnam vet known to stick out his tongue & bug his eyes out during nationally televised debates, say HENNGH like a syphilis-ridden billionaire, and spaz out at random reporters.

Just sayin’.

Bearbloke April 21, 2009 at 4:36 pm

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dave666 April 21, 2009 at 4:43 pm

credit card interest is only a problem if you intend on paying them back.

InsidiousTuna April 21, 2009 at 4:43 pm

I drive a Fusion, but at least it ain’t one a’ them gay Hybrids.

ChernobylSoup April 21, 2009 at 4:44 pm

Yeah, we veterans are smart as hell. I was in a class yesterday required for a concealed handgun permit (long story) and almost all of us in attendance were veterans. Things I learned from my fellow ex GIs:

1) Hillary Clinton is dead set on taking our guns (not sure how this falls under SecState duties, but whatever)
2) Every white American is being stalked by someone of color.
3) It is un-American to teach your kids that guns can be bad… you must teach the children to HONOR guns.
4) Girls can have guns too! Really! If they want them. It’s really not THAT wierd.

McDuff April 21, 2009 at 4:45 pm

Drudge: “I do not love sex with men.”

Like Bill Clinton and his “I did not have sex with that woman” statement, by which he really meant “I didn’t have actual intercourse but was only serviced orally and/or manually,” Drudge has used phrasing that leaves open a number of possibilities, including (1) He has sex with men, but hates himself in the morning, (2) he only LIKES sex with men, (3) he has sex with males under 18, or (4) he is able to deny to himself that he has sex with men by making his partners put on an Ann Coulter mask while he pretends he’s Michele Malkin.

chascates April 21, 2009 at 4:48 pm

[re=295500]ChernobylSoup[/re]: Texas now has a long waiting list for CCW because of the demand. Between the socialist muslin prez and the illegals flowing into the country . . .

Bearbloke April 21, 2009 at 4:53 pm

[re=295504]McDuff[/re]: Which one is Rat Sludge again? – is he Ann Coulter (TV/TS) or Michele Malkin (Filipino Lady-boy)?

The Cold Sea April 21, 2009 at 4:54 pm

[re=295497]dave666[/re]: Win.

Bearbloke April 21, 2009 at 4:55 pm

[re=295504]McDuff[/re]: “I do not love sex with men.”

“I LURVE sex with men.”

/fixed

McDuff April 21, 2009 at 4:59 pm

[re=295516]Bearbloke[/re]: Drudge wears the Malkin mask. Sorry if my pronouns were not clear.

queeraselvis v 2.0 April 21, 2009 at 5:01 pm

Ye gods. It bears repeating that there are certain people we dicksmokers would categorically NOT want in our ranks. And yes, I’m looking at you, Drudgey-boy.

wheelie April 21, 2009 at 5:29 pm

[re=295534]queeraselvis v 2.0[/re]: Amen, from the queer over here.

peorgietirebiter April 21, 2009 at 5:43 pm

“The last people on earth we need to worry about are our veterans,” McCain said.

I guess that explains; the body armor shortage, Hummers shipped with the “sports” package and soldiers bunking with rats at Walter Reid’s summer overflow quarters.

peorgietirebiter April 21, 2009 at 5:48 pm

“three head shots on a moving target from over a hundred yards in just under 4 seconds.”

“…and what did Charles Lee Harvey Oswald and Charles Whitman have in common?”

“sir, they Marines, sir!”

Fivetree April 21, 2009 at 5:51 pm

[re=295521]Bearbloke[/re]: “I LOAVE sex with men.”

Spiderfrommars April 21, 2009 at 6:00 pm

[re=295534]queeraselvis v 2.0[/re]: [re=295580]wheelie[/re]: So the breeders get him? I don’t THINK so!

glamourdammerung April 21, 2009 at 6:11 pm

When McCain can get his apology (for his poor reading comprehension) sometime after he apologizes for collaborating the Vietnamese.

Accordion-o-rama April 21, 2009 at 6:27 pm

Matt Drudge is the Lindberg baby!

Georgia Burning April 21, 2009 at 6:29 pm

[re=295500]ChernobylSoup[/re]: What’s the SPN code on a DD-214 (service record) for “bat-shit crazy”

Also, as long as Obama is declassifying things, how about those tapes of McCain confessing to practically everything to the North Vietnamese?

chascates April 21, 2009 at 6:52 pm

[re=295676]Georgia Burning[/re]: I’d like to see the records stating how someone who finishes so low at the Academy gets flight training. Unless his father and grandfather are admirals.

NoSoupForYou April 21, 2009 at 6:56 pm

Uh yeah, I’m sure Barry will get right on that. Right after McWhoremonger apologizes for Caribou Barbie, the five Navy jets he slammed into the ground, having tea with the VietCong, Vicki Iseman, and the crippled wife and children he left behind to shack up with a drug-addicted rich-girl half his age. In fact, I’ll bet Barry’s working on a draft as I type…goes something like, “Uh, John. Kiss my ass”.

hobospacejunkie April 21, 2009 at 9:15 pm

[re=295476]Serolf Divad[/re]: Please read the following with a heavy Germanic, movie-villain accent of some sort

Like the fish on American Dad. He is my default villainous german accent. In my mind.

hobospacejunkie April 21, 2009 at 9:30 pm

The real reason WALNUTS! wants to be senator until he dies is so he can keep the lid on all the incriminating documents about him & the Vietcong. After he’s burning in hell then it’s up to Megh to continue the cover-up. So all her twattingis just a brilliant feint to make us pay attention to her & forget about ever learning more about WALNUTS! and the reasons he was so dismissive of the POW/MIA group of folks.

Also. Trucknutz. Drudge is/isn’t a homo.

Lazy Media April 22, 2009 at 1:14 am

[re=295725]NoSoupForYou[/re]: FOUR Navy jets he slammed in the ground. One of ‘em, on the Forrestal, he was just sitting in, minding his own bidness, when a stray rocket went off from one of the other planes. He gets a pass on that one. So he only owes us for four; and you could charge the Vietnamese for half of one of those.

So, Walnuts, get Cindy to write a check for 3.5 Navy planes, or STFU.

Carrie_Okie April 22, 2009 at 8:53 am

Has McCain apologized to dead Timmy McVeigh or Terry Nichols? ok, then. suckit GRAMPS.

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