Meghan McCain Hellish Twitter Rant UNCENSORED

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Whoa hey it’s Meghan McCain goin’ nuts on Twitter! It seems that a “co-worker” of hers at Tina Brown’s Death Lion has been talking SHIT about her and how she’s never had a job before, something your Wonkette had never considered until now (PSST search “meghan mccain” “unemployed”). This led Meghan to a churn out a 9-twat-long rant listing every job she’s ever had, because UMM OMG she’s the most employed person ever, bitch? She then SCRUBBED this thing entirely — because it was insane — but someone had already e-mailed us the page, which was probably her plan in the first place.

Because Twitter is an awful program, you have to start from the bottom and read your way up, as you would in Hebrew.

Jeepers, she must be really talented!

 
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After the scrubbing, she left this message in the rant’s wake:

I am human, I am real and I don’t want to become a scripted, emotionless pundit. I say what I think and I am who I am, that is it.
26 minutes ago from web

Then stop deleting your rants! AMERICA NEEDS YOU, MEGHAN.

[Meghan McCain/Twitter]

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145 comments

  1. captqitn

    I started following her JUST in time to see it play out.

    At least she didn’t delete the pics of her new bangs.

    What do we think? hmmm??

  2. randem

    She also deleted the part about her 9 abortions and her illegitimate same-sex marriage in the state of Arizona.

  3. chascates

    It’s a wonder she gets any rest! And she manages to find time to listen to punk rock too.

  4. Tommmcatt

    So, basically she’s just ridden on her father’s coattails for 3/5 of her adult life. WAY 2 GO MEGHAN U R A GENIUS!

  5. Iggy Plop

    “so once I brought my mother her medication, which makes me like a pharmacist, only self-employed, so like some kind of entrepreneur type person, and poured her a drink, so like a bartender – i did this more than once you know” and break that up over a couple of twats.

  6. Gopherit

    She has DEPTH, PEOPLE! IF YOU PRICK HER, DOES SHE NOT BLEED! IF YOU TEABAG HER, DOES SHE NOT GAG???!?!

  7. Hopey dont play that game

    I look forward to seeing her on “Rock of Love 3: Fat Bottomed Girls Edition”.

  8. nestor

    Volunteer work is not a job. It is what the rich kids at my high school did instead of flipping burgers and busing tables.

  9. meg9

    She’s probably done much more work than her Mother ever did, so I don’t think we can talk too much trash about the girl. If you are raised a certain way, you do certain things. I work at Georgetown University and many of the students I run into do not have summer jobs or after school jobs. They don’t need them.

  10. SayItWithWookies

    I hope this doesn’t count as cracking. I have her down for the middle of next month in the “When is trying to be a liberal Republican gonna make Meghan McCain snap” poll. Hang on Megs! At least for three more weeks.

  11. queeraselvis v 2.0

    Sorry Meghan, but that pic makes you look like Ashley Todd, only with better hair and a smidge more brains.

  12. Tommy Says Soooo, Jugdish!

    I likes my Republican gals chunky crazy and presenting like an estrus baboon.

  13. chascates

    She ought to just get up from her cubicle and go slap that bitch. Oh, wait, Meghan’s actually in her new Manhattan condo sitting in her jammies and munching on Godiva chocolates.

  14. The Cold Sea

    Do any of her jobs pay? Other than that one?

    Also. SarahPac ads on Wonkette? Ca-ching and thanks, bitch! Go shit out some more chidrens! The meth freaks you have now aren’t enough for the world!

  15. OReillysVibrator

    Damn I thought she was mature enough to be aware of her own insecurities and not have to defend herself against them; guess not!

  16. drrty martini

    She also posted a picture of herself at the Log Cabin rally…she was the “meat” in the sandwich. If you know what I mean. And I think you do.

  17. Vartan84

    *First job, 16, tutored kids at church = and how many times did you do that exactly? Twice?
    *Delivered flowers to patients = Aww that’s nice, I can’t rag on that.. but I can call every hospital in the Phoenix area for confirmation of this good deed.
    *Interned at SNL = Interned —> not a job. I’m sure that was an exhausting experience and not at all a cushy job well connected politicians get for their daughters.
    *Assistant to a photographer and worked at Newsweek = are those two different experiences? How long did you “assist” a photographer and what did that exactly consist of, changing the film?
    *Joined your dad’s presidential campaign = NOT NOT NOT a job
    *Multi-award winning website = A gold sticker from Fox News and a hug from your dad does not a multi-award winning website make.
    *”Officially the first blog in history to document a presidential campaign”= If that spurious sounding claim is actually true, it’s because everyone else is too busy having JOBS to follow around a presidential candidate everyone knew would probably lose.
    *Wrote a New York Times best selling children’s book = Ahh yes, I do seem to recall that… wasn’t it on String Theory?
    *DailyBeast columnist/writing second book = do you think anyone would listen to you or give you that crap if you weren’t John McCain’s daughter? Do you think anyone DOES listen to you because you are John McCain’s daughter? Besides Wonkette, but that’s just because they love you too much.
    If my math is correct, I can conclude Meghan McCain has indeed had a job, 1.5 jobs to be exact if I’m feeling generous.

  18. Crab1

    [re=295357]nestor[/re]: True. I paid for college by working summers as a commercial fisherman in Alaska and waiting tables during the semester. All the fancy people in my graduating class had loads of “internships”.

  19. DeLand DeLakes

    Now, now, everyone, Mademoiselle McCabe HAD to defend herself via Tweet. It’s pretty hard to talk with Dad’s balls that far down your throat.

  20. Keram2

    [re=295376]Vartan84[/re]: Thanks for writing that for me. I’m busy at my actual job, that comes with a paycheck and isn’t an internship.

  21. wheelie

    Memo to Meghan: writing umpteen tweets on how you so did have jobs would also count as a new job in itself, under your sweeping definition of ‘job’.

    [re=295348]Gopherit[/re]: Win.

  22. peorgietirebiter

    Why wouldn’t mom let her work at grandpa’s beer distributorship? No 16 year old is going choose schlepping hospital flowers over driving a forklift after blowin’ a 2.4 on the office Breathalyzer.

  23. AngryBlakGuy

    WTF!!!!!! Those aren’t real jobs! Real teenagers and college student work at place like Hollister or Hot Topic! Tutoring at your local church is what the pastors slutty daughter does!

  24. assistant/atlas

    [re=295352]jagorev[/re]: I knew there was some reason I suddenly started hating my thighs. And hating my entire life path and “career.” But that second part I normally do all the time anyway, so it’s helpful to have an explanation for the first part.

  25. TaxWallStreet

    I worked since i was 16, and have not taken a dime off my parents since i was 19. Self financed my schooling with wating tables, worked 40 hours a week while in school.

    Rich kids, and rich oldsters, just DO NOT UNDERSTAND.

    they think yoiu drive a crappy car because you’re to lazy to go to the dealership,
    wear old clothes because you are too lazy to shop,
    and don’t go to ST. Whatever for vacation because you’d RATHER work thru spring break.

    Rich people getting the kids a break so they can jet ahead of the rest of us, who never even get a chance to think because they have us hopping from crisi to crisis.

    They want us to not have healthcare so we go bankrupt when we get sick, to get foreclosed, to get laid off, becasue they can control us better that way.

    The rich eleites are more loyal to themselves thatn they are to America and don’t care what hppens to us, and they all think like Chunky McCain, but now it’s gone so far down the road to the new serfdom that they don’t care if we see the strings on the puppets.

  26. OReillysVibrator

    Gee she had a lot to say, it’s almost as if an idea for a blog with 140 character-limits is really stupid.

  27. proudgrampa

    Didn’t we see another version of this crap last year with Britney Spears, et.al.? Little rich bitches.

  28. MedianHater

    Hey guys, I hate to turn against my fellow wonketteers, but seriously…chill out. She has accomplished a medium to fair amount. Why does anyone care anyway? She’s rich as shit and wouldn’t have to do this stuff, but she’s doing stuff. Maybe it’s not the most amazing stuff ever, but given her age I’d venture that she’s more successful than most of the commenters on here. Also, waaaaahhhh daddy connections. Just shut up. Some people have connections, get over it.

  29. Lazy Media

    She should date Popeye; they seem to have similar philosophies about life. And she is totally hotter than that scrawny bitch he’s been seeing.

  30. RushLickBall

    [re=295391]peorgietirebiter[/re]: Because mom didn’t really work there either. Unless taste testing in order to wash down the pills counts as work.

  31. assistant/atlas

    Also, she makes a good case for Communism–killing the rich has never seemed so appealing. Especially rich people who don’t appreciate how fucking spoiled they are.

    [re=295392]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: For me, it was Old Navy, because I am lower-middle-class and white. I DARE YOU TO SPEND FIVE MINUTES FUCKING SHOPPING AT OLD NAVY, MEGHAN MCCAIN!!1! YOU COULD NOT HANDLE IT, LET ALONE WORKING THERE. WITH THE POORS. ALSO!!!!

  32. BlueStateLibtard

    “First blog in history to document a presidential campaign”????

    I thought that was Wonkette???

    I can’t believe the poor thing HAD TO WORK, er, well, “volunteer” when she was 17. Aren’t there child-labor laws to prevent such abuse? Gee Megan, can you believe some of us at the age were working jobs that actually paid MONEY, were attending and paying for college …and we didn’t have maids, housekeepers, OR our mommy’s AMEX.

    Her rant is so pathetic. Reminds me of the a-hole boss’s son I used to work with, crying and whining, never could get an honest day’s work out of him.

  33. momus

    multi-award winning website? What did her mom and dad both gave her E’s for effort or maybe a GOLD STAR? Or is the multi-award an award that I am not familiar with?

  34. Rukasu

    Went from selling flowers to SNL…that’s quite the upward mobility only found in Amrrrica

  35. Gallowglass

    OMIGAWD YOU GUIZ! She works, like, soooo hard, like, teaching little church kids how to read and, like, writing her superimportant new book. You guyz are gonna be, totally, soooo jealous when she finishes.

    When he said “work” he meant a real fucking job, not rich-bitch make-busy bullshit. That having been said, I’d still like to take her out for a lovely lobster dinner and some angry hate-sex.

  36. magic titty

    Worst. resume. ever.

    [re=295405]MedianHater[/re]: What? You earn praise now for being “rich as shit” and still managing to “do stuff”? That’s your standard? Should we also not mock Twitter because it is “things” and has “features” and is “stuff” as well, and it never hurt “nobody”?

    Give me a fucking break.

  37. peorgietirebiter

    [re=295405]MedianHater[/re]: that’s a bold assumption MH. I know of one commenter here, who, by the time he/she was the Megsters age, had done a nickle at the Q, attended seven different correspondence schools of art and killed a man in Reno, for no reason in particular at the time.

  38. JadedDIssonance

    Oh Yeah Meghan? Well, I say what I think and I am who I am, that is it ALSO! BOOYAH! I’m glad you’re so published and smart because I can’t seem to figure out why I worked a paper route for 6 years before graduating from high school and why aren’t I FUCKING PUBLISHED on your HELLFUCK of a BLAWG yet?

    [re=295348]Gopherit[/re]: Win, sir.

  39. Orangeen

    “Ironic, because we both work at the same place right now”.

    Well, it seems like the fellow Daily Beast writer at least knows enough to understand what a completely shitty and embarassing operation the Daily Beast is. Not exactly something to brag about. They employ Tucker Carlson for Christ Sakes. that PUMA Amy Suskind of the ever popular “I’m not your Sweetie, Barack Obama!” movement from the primaries.

  40. WadISay

    Memo to myself: Never. Ever. Drink a bottle of Cuervo Gold, take some ‘ludes, do crack, drop acid, toke a J and Twitter.

  41. President Beeblebrox

    [re=295405]MedianHater[/re]: LOL WUT

    She hasn’t accomplished shit except being a blonde who is famous by virtue of being the child of someone more famous. Sort of like Paris Hilton but with a little more employment and no nitecam-filmed sex tape.

    Sorry, but I can’t get all impressed over some underemployed trust-fund chica whose likely ghostwritten children’s book (!) was a best seller only because every Republican pedophile in the nation wanted to see drawings of a young Meghan.

    Meghan/Tripp 2040!

  42. daisy chain

    That, my little rich idiot friend, was 8 fucking twitter nutshells. And if those are the only jobs you have had and you are John McCain’s fucking daughter, then you are dumb as dog shit. I’ve had better jobs and my dad’s a hobo.

  43. Mad Farmer Manifest

    [re=295354]Hopey dont play that game[/re]: Oooohhhh, won’t you take down tonight? Woooo, down beside the old firelight. Ohhh, you gotta let it all hang out. Fat bottomed girls, you make the rockin’ world go round.

  44. ribnar

    Mother’s Day is coming up, remember to place your order with Meghan McCain’s Fucking Raw Unscripted Human Invalid Flower Delivery Service.

  45. sagaderisa

    Yeah, I hate to break it to Meghan but those aren’t real jobs…and the fact that you can go from “a flower desk at a local hospital” to interning at Saturday Night Live and Newsweek speaks to how out of touch you are with ordinary working Americans.

  46. buggers

    [re=295405]MedianHater[/re]: I’m not impressed by her resume at all, but it seems that I have higher standards than you.

  47. arclight

    Sorry, the only thing I can think of when I see anything involving Meghan McCain is how much I want to get it on with her. I know, I’m a pig. I admit it. But, srsly. Such as.

  48. prototype

    So she’s really actually never had a real job she didn’t get because of her father. Good to know.

  49. peorgietirebiter

    [re=295491]engulfedinflames[/re]: which is fine, until they start gassing foul about unions, while claiming intimate knowledge of hard labor and what is worth. All by virtue of their having spent a summer, shearing sheep at some ranch in Australia that their father’s partner owned. They don’t get that, not much is really hard labor unless your faced with the possibility of having to do it for the rest of your fucking life.

  50. 4tehlulz

    HEY LAY OFF MEGHAN SHE HAS HAD TO DELIVER FLOWERS TO THE OLDS THAT’S TOTALLY WORKING CLASS WORK RIGHT THERE.

  51. prizepig

    mccainblogette.com was the first blog to document a presidential campaign? I find that very hard to believe.

  52. Gorillionaire

    [re=295405]MedianHater[/re]: Honey, by the time I was this little girl’s age, I had put myself through school working two shitty jobs (furniture factory summers, printing company during school)and made the Dean’s list for my last six semesters, ran the campus radio station, wrote for the school paper, then I got a job with my degree in a hospital, and I wasn’t delivering fucking flowers to patients’ rooms either.
    And my parents were working class factory workers. Yeah, rich kids, whaaaa! You’re so right. Meghan has really strived!

  53. Vartan84

    *First job, 16, tutored kids at church = and how many times did you do that exactly? Twice?
    *Delivered flowers to patients = Aww that’s nice, I can’t rag on that.. but I can call every hospital in the Phoenix area for confirmation of this good deed.
    *Interned at SNL = Interned —> not a job. I’m sure that was an exhausting experience and not at all a cushy job well connected politicians get for their daughters.
    *Assistant to a photographer and worked at Newsweek = are those two different experiences? How long did you “assist” a photographer and what did that exactly consist of, changing the film?
    *Joined your dad’s presidential campaign = NOT NOT NOT a job
    *Multi-award winning website = A gold sticker from Fox News and a hug from your dad does not a multi-award winning website make.
    *”Officially the first blog in history to document a presidential campaign”= If that spurious sounding claim is actually true, it’s because everyone else is too busy having JOBS to follow around a presidential candidate everyone knew would probably lose.
    *Wrote a New York Times best selling children’s book = Ahh yes, I do seem to recall that… wasn’t it on String Theory?
    *DailyBeast columnist/writing second book = do you think anyone would listen to you or give you that crap if you weren’t John McCain’s daughter? Do you think anyone DOES listen to you because you are John McCain’s daughter? Besides Wonkette, but that’s just because they love you too much.
    In conclusion, if my math is correct, I can conclude Meghan McCain has indeed had a job. 1.5 jobs to be exact if I’m feeling generous.

  54. Wonkoff

    Hey Wonkette. So what’s it like to get less hits than Meghan McCain’s Twitter page, anyway? Does it hurt to have to grab onto her leg for relevance?

  55. InsidiousTuna

    [re=295551]Wonkoff[/re]: You’re really going to be a fucking Meghan McCain apologist?

  56. JadedDIssonance

    [re=295551]Wonkoff[/re]: Methinks you have stumbled somewhence you should not. have. also.

  57. Czn939

    [re=295389]Min[/re]:
    No, she still hasn’t ventured into doing porn, yet.
    And besides, she’s already got a hell of a stage name!

  58. BlueStateLibtard

    Shame on you all! Have you not read the ground-breaking “When Atlas Shrugged”? Well one day our betters like Megan McCain are going to shrug too when we’ve re-instituted the estate tax and increased the capital-gains tax. There’ll be no incentive for her to “work.” Who will deliver your flowers then? Who will fill your television-program internships and write sham books? Laugh now, libtards, but the joke’s on you!

  59. Gopherit

    [re=295458]President Beeblebrox[/re]: and no nitecam-filmed sex tape. that we’ve seen, my man. That. We’ve. Seen.

  60. Czn939

    [re=295551]Wonkoff[/re]: I’d grab that!
    [re=295554]InsidiousTuna[/re]: No one should apologize for fucking Meghan McCain.

  61. Gopherit

    [re=295551]Wonkoff[/re]: Hahahaha! Yes, the relevancy of Meghan McCain. You my friend should rename yourself Troll Supreme.

  62. AnnieGetYourFun

    Aw, Meg. Tutoring at church is something you put in your “Extra Activities” section of the resume, toots.

  63. JadedDIssonance

    I really appreciate how she identifies with the suffering of every young woman, growing up in every society, on earth.

    McCainBlogette
    # My sister hasn’t found her prom dress yet, I remember that being stressful when I was younger…

    about 3 hours ago from web

  64. chascates

    [re=295573]JadedDIssonance[/re]: Imagine Meghan trying to pick out her first car. So many decisions.

  65. Czn939

    [re=295551]Wonkoff[/re]: Does it hurt to have to comment on our humping her sexy sexy thighs (jealous much?) for relevance for YOUR OWN relevance? Also.

  66. Gopherit

    [re=295573]JadedDIssonance[/re]: That’s the kind of depth we can expect to develop in a young lady with her breadth of experience and gravitas.

  67. chascates

    And since she’s catching heat from Coulter and Ingraham I’m guessing she’s not buds with Drudge either.

  68. JadedDIssonance

    [re=295578]Gopherit[/re]: I could write my own blawg tearing her twatter to shreds.

    [re=295574]chascates[/re]: We understand that Money and Discerning Taste do not always walk in harmonious union:

    McCainBlogette
    @rylie023 Who doesn’t love Howard Stern? All a guy has to do is make me laugh and you have my attention! Thats it and I actually mean it.

    about 6 hours ago from web in reply to rylie023

  69. Nylund

    Anything she was given a W2 for I’d consider a real job.

    And I’m sure the book deals were a direct result of her talent and had absolutely nothing to do with having very famous, rich, and well-connected parents.

  70. R-dawg

    Cut her some slack,dudes, – Anybody can inadvertently double up on their Adderall dose. Plus: perhaps, she’s volcanic like her Dad.

    Remember her good point is she rattles Coulter’s and Ingraham’s cages. I’d advise her to re-focus her blog-jousting back to these and similar targets like R-pig.

  71. Fox News Light

    oh no, my comment got erased..wasn’t bashing at all and hate that it was taken that way. Apologies if I offended anyone…I was just trying to say she is actually a democrat, she just doesn’t know it.

  72. President Beeblebrox

    [re=295597]JadedDIssonance[/re]: I wonder if Howard could convince her to take her top off. I mean, hell, he had Cancer Specter on the show just before Easter, so why not?

  73. mousie

    She claims she had the only site dedicated to the campaign? Um–how about one in a gazillion sites dedicated to the campaign?

    As for her bestselling children’s book–please. We all know why it sold so well. Because wingnuts can only read at a fourth-grade level.

    She is special, and if her father wasn’t a batshit Repug, she’d still be the voice of her generation.

  74. Barry dont windsurf

    Who was paying for this “official first blog in history to document a presidential campaign?” She had to be paid for it to be a job, right?

    Was Big Mac committing campaign finance fraud beyond the wardrobe purchases?

  75. populucious

    Definition of a real job: a demonstration of some skill or effort on your part that is of use to a company/organization for which they pay you money AND, most importantly, from which you CAN BE FIRED.

    Tutoring kids on their bible lessons: not a job
    BEING A FREAKING CANDY STRIPER: not a job
    Anything with “internship” in the title: not a job
    Working for yo’ Daddy: not a job (this is tricky. Certainly working on Daddy’s campaign could have been a real job, had she had a front office type position like campaign manager or events planner or even assistant to the assistant campaign events planner, but a vague “show pony to get out the youth vote” with the Tweets and the E-MAILERS is not a real job.)
    Blogging for yo’ Daddy – Sorry Mark Penn, not a real job.
    Writing a Children’s Book- As Madonna and Her Duchessness Sarah Ferguson can tell you, you gotta keep your day job to pay the ghost writer to write your kiddy books. Oh, what, you don’t HAVE a day job. Hmmm… NOT A JOB.
    “Columnist” anywhere- There are some good people who happen to be columnists. Many of them have lots of skills. For everyone else, “columnist” is the first bastion of the perpetually unemployed. Not a Job!

  76. torera

    Her main problem is terminology. Since a job is something you have to go to day after day whether you like it or not, and can’t quit if you want to eat and have a roof over your head, MMcC will never in her life have a “job,” no matter what she chooses to fill her time with.

  77. Neon Trotsky

    [re=295804]hobospacejunkie[/re]: My shoes hurt

    It’s from all of that hard thinking! Ideas in your noodle like totally increase your weight temporarily! That and distributing flowers to only the worthy sick patients…

  78. TeddyS

    Me wuvs the Meggy, but she work too hard. No time anymore for the funs. Like on that sultry Arizona night, filling the wine glass, then slowly undoing the top button of the black silk blouse and … Oops … Just received a Twitter from her to shut the fuck up.

  79. chascates

    To her credit the Beast blog includes this about Twitter:
    “But I can’t shake the fact that Karl Rove is following me—it can be creepy.”

  80. Bruno

    How many whore diamonds = one of her blogging awards? I know the exchange rate has been fluctuating around a bit

  81. Bruno

    If she wants a political career, going to war for one’s country is a good start. I suggest Kabul or some other Taliban infested land.

  82. Darkness

    Hm, I’ll cut her some slack. Being the Bee Queen’s daughter might not be a “job” in the strictest sense of the word, but it would require some ongoing, 16 waking hours a day, can’t quit or lose roof over head effort to survive intact.

    She IS astoundingly politically tone deaf. Perhaps that’s inherited.

  83. tocute2btrue

    We now have pictures of Perez Hilton getting FURCKED in her ARSE by a Mexican Donkey.

  84. sezme

    So let me get this straight: she tortured kids after school in a local church? That’s sick. Why would she even admit to that?

  85. shithouse

    all this talk of twats and chubby foul-mouthed, repressed repubs – makes my liberal pink parts all yummy-n-stuff

  86. saggyboobedhag

    I’m sure she “earned” that SNL internship. Totally.

    And delivering flowers? Yeah, right. How many bedpans have to be emptied and how much vomit cleaned up in creepy old men’s rooms with no supervision do most teenaged girls have to do before they get PAID to deliver flowers, a job that most old ladies do for free and once they get the chance, they latch onto it for decades until they die.

  87. zigneous

    i cant believe she considers an unpaid internship that thousands of well-connected-but-not-that-well-connected kids pine for to be a JOB! really?

  88. BobLoblawLawBlog

    “First blog in history to document a presidential campaign”

    Great job, Megs. Lord knows presidential campaigns were an untapped source, publicity-wise, before you came along.

    And claiming her position as glorified candy-striper at 17 or 18? That was a job we did in middle school, if our parents had pull (those of us unlucky enough to not have said parents got to mop up drool at the local retirement homes). Once we were of legally employable age, we waited tables.

    Does she think manically listing her volunteer work as employment history at the mere HINT hers might be lacking makes her MORE bonafide? More importantly, why the fuck does she care what Matt Yglesias thinks?

    Oh, wait, could our Meghan be in LOOOVVVEEE?

  89. Vartan84

    “First blog in history to document a presidential campaign”

    Does anyone know Meg McCabe’s e-mail address? I desperately want to tell her about the time my great-great-great-grandfather blogged the 1848 Zachary Taylor v. Lewis Cass presidential election. It was a hoot.

  90. BetterDaysAreComing

    She forgot heiress, her one true calling. When I was her age I was the mother of two, not that I’d recommend that. But I didn’t have the time or energy to have a hissy-snit-fit. Then again I didn’t have the mindset of a 12-year-old.

  91. dijetlo

    The Wonketeers are slamming Megs for dodging work, am I reading this right?
    The Wonketeers?
    The people who dropped every productive thing they were doing so they could deliver a daisy chain of Weblog awards while simultaneously consigning the Pumas to pergatory?
    The people who excel at “Eco-Driving”? These are the people complaining Megan doesn’t work hard enough and just diddles around on her computer….
    Face it guys, we’re just jealous.

  92. Gallowglass

    [re=296068]dijetlo[/re]: You sir, are setting yourself up for a series of angry tweets in which all Wonktards everywhere will list their resumes.

  93. BlueStateLibtard

    dijetlo: Dodging work is one thing, being proud of sham “jobs” is another.

    I don’t think she’d survive a real interview for a real job anyway, as she obviously has her father’s explosive temper. If ever she wanted a political career, it’s over. She’s obviously too impulsive. She should have just kept her mouth shut in response to the other blogger’s taunts. But then her Dad should have kept his mouth shut a lot of times too, he might not have lost quite as badly.

  94. binarian

    [re=296068]dijetlo[/re]: To quote Tonto, What you mean we, white man?

    And, really, to re-reiterate….not actual jobs. Unpaid or well paid sinecure positions, more like. Just proving the addage that the filthy rich, they’re not like you and me. Or me, anyway, you might be filthy rich for all I know.

  95. Atlas Spanked

    Don’t feel bad, Meghan. We haven’t done much with our lives either.
    And we’re way fucking angrier than you are about it.

  96. BipartisanFizgig

    I want to bite Meghan, but not because of her vapid blog, but for the unnecessary “h” in her name. Rrarwwrrrrwwwrrawwwrrrwarrwwrrrr!

  97. aflurry

    Yesterday I founded a quarter on the street. So, do I have to fucking spell it out? I have a paying job.

  98. dijetlo

    [re=296103]Gallowglass[/re]: I don’t “get” twitter at all…facebook is kinda lost on me as well. Whether or not you consider what she does to be a “job” or not is a subjective call, I might suggest if she was paid something more than minimum it qualifies as a job, and she qualifies as overpaid.

  99. Wonkoff

    [re=295554]InsidiousTuna[/re]: You call it ‘apologist’. I call it ‘calling it like I see it’. Minor semantical differences, I’m sure.

  100. Wonkoff

    [re=295566]Gopherit[/re]: If it’s not relevant, why the hell’s it here? Or is that the point? I thought that was Fark, three sites down to the left.

  101. Trespassers_Will

    At least she ain’t batshit crazy like La Lohan or Brittney or whatever flavor of the month is getting press right now. I thought the rant was hilarious, and if she needed to get it off her chest, well hell, go for it. I respect her intelligence, I LOVE her antagonism of the former administration, and she’s sexy as hell. What more could you want from a woman? Plus, she’s rich, so I’d never have to work again. Marry me Meghan!!!!!!

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