Peggy Noonan Snubbed In Every Pulitzer Category!

Today is "Oscar Sunday" for newspapers, Pulitzer Day! This is when the various important newspapers vie for the most important prizes in the fields of journalistic news reporting and commentary before returning to their offices to get laid off or fire-sold into slavery.

The New York Times has won five prizes this year for writing about Eliot Spitzer and art and that military analyst/cable news conflict-of-interest report that was really good and important. Meanwhile, the Washington Post 's own Eu"Gene" Robinson has upset important importanters Noonan, Kristol, Cohen, Krauthammer and other "Real American" white columnists in the commentary category for his forgettable (important) weekly reminders about how important Barack Obama is.

[ NYT , Pulitzers ]