Wonkette
The important conservative political philosophy bloggers at Power Line WON THE MORNING Saturday by writing a pornographic blog post about the sexual meaning of “teabagging,” which their fathers perhaps had taught them the night before. One writes, “What we’re seeing here is the ascendancy of the Low-Life Left. Vulgar, ignorant, profane and abusive, it started on the internet at sites like Daily Kos, Democratic Underground and Wonkette. Discourse at sites like these abandoned all traditional norms of political conversation.” Bah! And now that smut has made its way onto liberal cable news television outlets like MSNBC and CNN! Which leads another writer to conjecture that this sexual act is something invented by 2.5 homosexuals — Rachel Maddow, Andrew Sullivan, and Anderson Cooper — because you know how mean they are.
Andrew Sullivan is giddy; he seems to think the phenomenon is a big ball of fun.
There is something funny going on here, if not exactly where Cooper, Maddow and Sullivan find it. Cooper is widely reputed to be homosexual. Maddow and Sullivan are of course public homosexuals. It is funny in an ironic sort of way that these folks choose to disparage the tea party protesters from somewhere inside the homosexual subculture. Why not just call the protesters girly boys and let everyone in on the joke? Or would that spoil the fun?
Does this guy know what “lesbians” do, and what they are not anatomically capable of doing?
An Obscene Insult [Power Line]
Good point Jim, but I wouldn’t be surprised if Maddow had balls.
How dare you take a word that has a meaning and not accept a brand new replacement meaning that nobody had ever heard of before last month! DAMN YOU.
That’s why I’m starting a protest movement, for the ladiez, to “Cut the Pork” with symbolic “scissoring”.
SmutBoffin: Win.
If you haven’t experienced a lesbian teabagging, you haven’t lived.
Out of the airport mensroom and into the streets! Teabag uber alles!
So the dude from Powerline gets incensed at people making fun of the (Republican-invented) term for the protests, and then says this:
Maybe it was just a case of Olbermann’s writers feeding Shuster the same good stuff they usually put in Olbermann’s mouth.
It just goes to show that you can lead a horse to water, but you can’t get your balls in his mouth without his cooperation.
Straight people never teabag!
big ball of fun Oh come on now, you’re not even trying.
Rachel Maddow’s got bigger nuts than any of the writers at Power Line.
“What we’re seeing here is the ascendancy of the Low-Life Left.”
Thank you
If you think they’re offended now, wait till they figure out what the kids think a Dirty Sanchez really is. Hint to the feebs at Powerline, it’s not a Mexical Illegal Alien.
I’ve always wondered why the right never, ever ever uses the word ‘Gay’. Its the ‘Homosexual Agenda’ and:
“Cooper is widely reputed to be homosexual. Maddow and Sullivan are of course public homosexuals.”
. . . and Wonkette. Discourse at sites like these abandoned all traditional norms of political conversation.
So, they have noticed that we don’t take the Obama is a secret muslim/was born in a mosque in Indonesia/is a socialist/communist meme’s seriously. No wonder it is time for a second revolution!
ot: micheal “da man” steele is diggin’ the biggest hole right now on fukx nooz
Up the count to four homosexuals, because John Waters counts as one and a half: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0126604/
I guess this means we’re all inside the homosexual subculture.
Oh this stuff is downright classy compared to self-described “meathead” and Townhall columnist Kevin McCullough’s “Why Liberals Despise American Patriots,” which is parsed for your reading enjoyment here on Teablogging, but let’s just hit a few highlights, eh?
Beyond that Garofalo continued with the sort of inexplicable obsessive commentary carried exclusively on MSNBC that continually referred to the sexual act of dipping testicles into one’s mouth. The act, known as tea-bagging, was banter for MSNBC host Rachel Maddow–who seems to prefer women as well as the femininely challenged Garofalo among others.
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So what has Democratic party leaders, the President of the United States, liberal congressional power brokers, two failed Air-America man hating talk show hosts and the national liberal media so bent out of shape?
The fact that they can’t do anything to stop it…
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we certainly are under no compulsion to become what this diabolical dagger society of the progressive left wishes us to become.
Diabolical Dagger Society would make a great band name, actually.
Even though I am a straight, can I be a part of the Alliance of Homosexuals? Please?
SmutBoffin: Wow, double win. Also, I’ll be in my bunk.
How is it our fault they don’t understand that the Boston Tea Party was in reality exactly as gay as it sounds?
Lionel Hutz Esq.: What “traditional norms” are they referring to? The norm where big-headed white dudes yell at each other to STFU? The one where agitated, semi-literates call into a radio show and vomit up ill-conceived policy suggestions?
my tesbian friends all have lesticles.
Pearls, fainting couch, etc.
Why don’t these people have the decency and olde tyme values to stay away from public homosexuality? THey should hide it in toilet stalls and park bathrooms like our friends at powerline.
StephanieInCA: Diabolical Dagger Society would make a great band name, actually.
Especially if their back-up band was Armed Marine and the Infernal Machines.
When the fuck did Wonkette ever sink to the level of “traditional norms of political conversation”?
Lionel Hutz Esq.: I can’t believe they noticed us! I’m getting all giggly inside. Everyone, act casual, as if nothing big has happened. (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
See, this is what happens if you don’t have any gay friends, conservapundits. You end up naming an entire protest movement after a sexual manuever.
`It is funny in an ironic sort of way that these folks choose to disparage the tea party protesters from somewhere inside the homosexual subculture.’
Or, as some think of it, the culture of the-real-world-outside-of-the-right-wing-echo-chamber.
…it started on the internet at sites like Daily Kos, Democratic Underground and Wonkette. Discourse at sites like these abandoned all traditional norms of political conversation…
Are we to understand that watermelon jokes and conspiracy theories about Nobama the Stalin/Hitler/Antichrist are the traditional norm of political conversation?
SmutBoffin: No, I think it’s the “norm” where a lie is told and then repeated so many times that it magically becomes truthy.
comradepaulson: Today, we are all muff-diving knob-gobblers.
The act, known as tea-bagging, was banter for MSNBC host Rachel Maddow–who seems to prefer women as well as the femininely challenged Garofalo among others
What the fuck? That is the stupidest fucking dyke-baiting nonsense I’ve ever heard. Rachel Maddow doesn’t “seem to prefer women–she’s openly lesbian and has a lovely partner of many years. Janeane Garofalo, on the other hand, likes the cock and is hardly “femininely challenged” except to conservative morons.
Oh, please. My heterosexual credentials are impeccable, and I already knew what teabagging was. And I don’t see why this is any different than the myriad belittling insults that the right constantly hurls at the protesting left.
Sucks to be on the receiving end, don’t it?
StephanieInCA: Ha, ha, daggering.
SmutBoffin: Good luck finding a lesbian mohel for that.
Anonymous Office Zombie: Yes we are. And we are also to understand that teabagging was a recently invented sexual innuendo, apparently. Also.
Not that I heard it for the first time when I was in the Navy in 2002. You betcha.
“…it started on the internet at sites like Daily Kos, Democratic Underground and Wonkette. Discourse at sites like these abandoned all traditional norms of political conversation…”
Didn’t that little freepertard start it? With “teabag librul dems before they teabag you”? Just sayin’..
The Power Line bloggers are a bunch of whining uptight prudes. They’re just angry because no one wants to teabag them.
they WISH they could have the lul-making-capacity that wonkette has in one tiny finger!! sniff sniff…just a little sensitive over here…that was a really mean thing to say about us!!!!!
Only one ball of fun? I don’t think so.
This wouldn’t have happened if Mark Foley was still in Congress. There’s a reason Denny Haestert kept him around.
Maf54 (7:53:24 PM): on your back
[redacted screenname] (7:53:30 PM): no face down
Maf54 (7:53:32 PM): love details
[redacted screenname] (7:53:34 PM): lol
[redacted screenname] (7:53:36 PM): i see that
[redacted screenname] (7:53:37 PM): lol
Maf54 (7:53:39 PM): really
Maf54 (7:53:54 PM): do you really do it face down
[redacted screenname] (7:54:03 PM): ya
Maf54 (7:54:13 PM): kneeling
[redacted screenname] (7:54:31 PM): well i dont use my hand…i use the bed itself
Maf54 (7:54:31 PM): where do you unload it
[redacted screenname] (7:54:36 PM): towel
Maf54 (7:54:43 PM): really
Maf54 (7:55:02 PM): completely naked?
[redacted screenname] (7:55:12 PM): well ya
Maf54 (7:55:21 PM): very nice
[redacted screenname] (7:55:24 PM): lol
Maf54 (7:55:51 PM): cute butt bouncing in the air
[redacted screenname] (7:56:00 PM): haha
[redacted screenname] (7:56:05 PM): well ive never watched myslef
[redacted screenname] (7:56:08 PM): but ya i guess
Maf54 (7:56:18 PM): i am sure not
Maf54 (7:56:22 PM): hmmm
Maf54 (7:56:30 PM): great visual
Maf54 (7:56:39 PM): i may try that
bitchincamaro: That may the funniest damn one liner ever written in the history of humankind. Fuck you very much sir.
Sure Lesbians teabag! Just like they use strap-ons! They’re called NEUTICLES and they’re the latest rage! http://www.neuticles.com/
So of course Rachel Maddow is wink wink winking at the whole teabaggery thing, because obviously you have to be gay to want to suck someone’s balls.
In terms of inappropriate jokes by political figures, methinks the “lewd left” has a strong contender in the “rapey right”…
“Vulgar, ignorant, profane and abusive.”
Hey, who are you calling ignorant!
the day that wonkette sinks to the level of ” traditional norms of political conversation” i will personally hunt down each and every one of you and give you the unshaven, unbathed dinglie-assed dingle-berry teabagging you’ve ever had. (and you know you”ll love it.)
Please to be referring to tea-bagging as it is properly known
in the Party of The Public Potty Peepers:
Compassionate Conservatism.
comradepaulson: I donnoh… I don’t think you’re straight enough to be part of the Alliance of Homosexuals… can you do a tune-up/oil change on a Hemi block engine while compulsively watching Mid-Atlantic Regional hockey highlights while grilling porterhouse steaks to medium-well while keeping a 6-beer buzz while writing angry blog-posts to Littlegreenfootballs.com while whistling a selection of Toby Keith tunes? Well, canya, punk?
choinski: because there’s nothing gay about hell …
Rachel Ray Jihad: My husband is going to be quite sad to hear that. I had no idea that we were only playing the part of a hetero couple. We shall go with straight missionary from here on out.
Thanks Powerline!
MissyLissa: That’s too long a name for a blog, which is why this place is called Wonkette.
I think it’s a hoot that the Power Line page for this post has an ad for Newt Gingrich on one end and an ad for the hook up site http://www.Mate1.com on the other where you can search for man on man action among other combinations.
It just shows that you can take the conservative out of the men’s room but you can’t stop them from playing under the stall.
Hooray For Anything: Sorry about the gamey smell. We’ll air it out before the mimosa brunch on Saturday.
Seek: those deep-implanted hetero-memories you Cylons have can be quite disorienting at times, no?
The right’s PR (Propaganda) machine has never liked that fact that the left is smarter and funnier and can destroy their best plans by merely making fun of what is handed to them. Every culture has the funny guys that rip apart the tripe of the right…the problem for America’s right is in most countries they get to shoot them. Their rage escalates when they “stay on message” and have all outlets working in unison (Fox, Christian Radio, Right Radio, etc.) and we only laugh harder.
What they don’t get is every good King has a Jester or at least someone who whispers in their ear things like, “All glory is fleeting.”
The fact that Bush did not is just one more reason he was an epic fail.
I coulda sworn Powerline was a gay porn studio.
This gets the Gaping LOL WUT Pear Award for Silliest Conservative Blog Post of the Decade.
Think Progress redacted two posts:
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Trajan75 IQ Says:
If you haven’t already seen the Historic Washington Teabagging Party: There Were Poop Hats post at Wonkette, you have got to see it. There are tons of good stuff to throw at the trolls on that thread.
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Trajan75 IQ Says:
Sorry I couldn’t link the post:
http://wonkette.com/ 406661/ historic-washington-teabagging-party-there-were-poop-hats
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http://thinkprogress.org/2009/03/01/oreilly-rape-speak/
The back story is incredible, it appears that a poster tore Billo a new a$$hole on that thread. here is an example
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Lets Go Vertigo: no, but I think it was a SOMA leather-bar…
Now I’m sad because I thought I could do teabagging with a boy even though I’m just a girl.
Here is something that may make you go hmmmmmmm. The following two posts where redacted from Think Progress one week after they were posted. Looks like they don’t want to share their 15 minutes in the spotlight.
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Trajan75 IQ Says:
If you haven’t already seen the Historic Washington Teabagging Party: There Were Poop Hats post at Wonkette, you have got to see it. There are tons of good stuff to throw at the trolls on that thread.
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Trajan75 IQ Says:
Sorry I couldn’t link the post:
http://wonkette.com/ 406661/ historic-washington-teabagging-party-there-were-poop-hats
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source:http://thinkprogress.org/2009/03/01/oreilly-rape-speak/
here is a hilarious example of some of the other redacted posts. It appears that the author, Think Progress and Bill O’Reilly all want this thread to go away.
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Lets Go Vertigo: Yeah…with the lightning strike and bad logo? Not that I would know or anything.
“Does this guy know what “lesbians” do, and what they are not anatomically capable of doing?”
Scissor me, Xerxes!
Hey, maybe if we all link a clip of that South Park episode to our blogs, we can convince the right-wingers to stop using scissors.
Bearbloke: Is that the answer? Sweet
“all traditional norms of political conversation”
But what of the political conversation traditions?
MissyLissa: Dang, uhm, straight! Morans.
Ted Haggard and his manwhore/meth dealer knew about teabagging long before it was cool!
Put your balls on top my lips.
When they dip you dip we dip.
Power Line: You are such morons, it’s unbelievable. The term has been around for years and years–and far more people other than a few cable TV people are aware of the term. For God’s sake, probably millions of people are aware of the term. The ignorance and dangerous, psychotic sexual repression and stupidity of people writing for stupid things such as Power Line is incredible. And–a group of us don’t even know what the hell “tea bag” means! But we’re aware enough ourselves that the sexual term has at least been around for years, and that people use it in joking terms all the time. But to say it was created and promoted on cable TV? Please. Don’t give them that much credit!
I trust that there are more of us in the low-life left - quite frankly, I think Wonkette should adopt that as part of their name, like “Wonkette - the voice of the low-life left” or something like that - than there are in this silly dungeons and daggers society they got going on.
Gee, it’s not like the conservatives don’t have people within their ranks to keep them apprised of naughty slang, although I hope none of them talks to Larry Craig before starting up http://www.conservativetearoom.com.
Blumpkins for Power Line!
I teabagged a mug last night. It was hot.
…it started on the internet at sites like Daily Kos, Democratic Underground and Wonkette. Discourse at sites like these abandoned all traditional norms of political conversation…
Noooo. Not really. It started on websites where frat dudes would plop their junk on the face of some drunken, passed out schlub and post the picture on the intertoobz to embarrass them further.
Them’s the facts. Deal with it. The joke (and the junk) is on you.
I guess “louche left” sounds too hoity toity to the ‘tards (”low-life left” is a horrible tounge-twister). I would gladly accept that designation.
I am going to hold a conservative protest against big spending socialist governments like Barack Hussein Obama and call it scissor banging. How does that sound to y’all?
http://democralypsenow.blogspot.com/
Also, wtf is that thing on Sully’s head? Does it allow him to suck his own dick?
whiskey tango foxtrot: John Waters has to be pissed he isn’t getting more credit on this one.
has somebody registered twopointfivehomosexuals.com already?
Red Zeppelin: every time I see someone mentioning Sully in any sexual context, I have a HORRIFIC FLASHBACK to that time Sully was outed as a barebacker via his Barebackcity ad, and some of my post-ACTUP/RiotGrrl/QueerNation friends asked my opinion of the controversy-du-jour… and seeing as how I tickle 2 of Sully’s 3 turn-on buttons (BARF!!), the whole meme fills me with nausea and loathing… if fact, I’m suppressing the urge to throw up a little in my mouth as I type this…
Capricatony:
“Oooh, that Miss Revere thinks she’s something because she got a new riding crop to make her midnight ride faster, but I heard she was usin’ it on Ben Franklin and John Adams on the sidewalk sale outside of the Eagle after closing time on Friday night.”
Clam SlamClam Slam
Red Zeppelin: It’s a CPAP mask. It plugs into a CPAP, which is a machine that pumps air into your lungs and keeps you from snoring (and choking to death in your sleep). It’s for people with obstructive sleep apnea.
K. Signal Eingang: I’m SO bummed for John Waters right now. The first time I heard about teabagging was when I watched “Pecker.” AWESOME movie.
Aloysius: And that’s where I learned about scissors. South Park is so educational!
This is EGGSACKLY why I’m pround to read Wonkette. Daily.
Herewith…
blinky_twinkie: CPAP stands for Conservative Political Asininity Protector. It’s an aparatus you wear to keep from choking on your own vomit when you get near people like Rush.
My, my, my they are bitter little nut-suckers.
No one, except perhaps FOX, forced them into this. Did they expect to be greeted as liberators?
GET OVER IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Rachel Ray Jihad: obviously, a straight man would never want his balls in some woman’s mouth, only a fag could like something like that.
Bearbloke: comrade has lady parts, she needs to prove her femininity by cleaning everything in heals and then crying alone in the bathroom. that’s what real women do.
But Limbaugh’s “Barack The Magic Negro” is alright? WTFFFFFFFF
As newly self-appointed president for the “low-life left”, I’ve read this thread twice now, and I decree: There is not nearly enough “homosexual sub-culture” talking points! Is this the best my fellow “low-life lefties” can do?!?! After yrs of operating “in the shadows”, we’ve been exposed by the brilliant gayperts(gay-experts) at powerline. Damn! We’ve got no choice now but to emerge and go on the attack. First, I’m going over to thinkprogress to engage in viscious ad-hominem attacks upon the trolls(and their mothers-that’s always good for a chuckle), but when I return, I wanna see vulgarities and obscenities flowing like a repug’s love-jizz in a men’s bathroom at ronnie reagan international.
Lionel Hutz Esq.: I’m in!
Remember, they surround us. They could be into a gang bag. Crap now I going to have to explain that one to powerline!!
this diabolical dagger society of the progressive left
Dolchstosslegende much, Bitterz?
ok, republicans. perhaps you don’t suck balls after all. but you do have to admit, you do hang around wearing ridiculous costumes and hats, in groups of oh, about 20 or 30, throwing tea, for god sakes. it’s on camera.
the fact that you have adopted costuming yourselves in public and “throwing tea around” as the most radical and persuasive statement you can make in favor of your party’s policies does tend to make you look a bit, well . . .
GAY?
that’s ok. WE accept you.