LEGAL LESSONS  4:05 pm April 17, 2009

‘Sarah Palin Parking Lot’ Lady Making Hilarious Threats And Cash Offers In YouTube Comments

by Jim Newell

By the end of the election last year there were millions of these YouTubes where a liberal or a communist (or a moderate!) would hang outside Sarah Palin rallies — public domain! — and just roll the tape for a few minutes while people spat out hilarious racist violent nonsense about ACORN and the Muslim race. But the original couple of videos that started this trend were Blogger Interrupted’s “Sarah Palin Parking Lot” classics, one of which was embedded in a Huffington Post article the other day for the purpose of comparing it to the Teabagger crowds. Then came this new comment on the video’s YouTube page: “I have asked you three times to take this fukkin video down. Now it is plastered all over that libnut webiste Huffington Post. TAKE THIS FUKKIN VIDEO DOWN NOW. P.S. I hope you know that you can get sued, and thrown in jail for using this video without our permission.” Comical negotiations have ensued.

Blogger Interrupted’s Tim Russo sent an e-mail to this anonymous commenter basically saying, who the fuck are you, there are a lot of insane people saying insane things here, directly into a video camera, in public, during a huge presidential election, and it was all obviously going to go on the Internet for laffs, and education.

Her amazing response:

How much money would you think it would cost for you to take the video down? It is not like we are willing to pay it. But i am just curious?

Hmm, a real State Department-trained negotiator here. (SHE COULD MEAN ANYTHING.) Again, Russo asks who the hell she is.

She says something about her sister being the one who was “tricked” into screaming vulgarities into a camera in a public place, and again asks him to “take the FUKKIN VIDEO DOWN,” or she will have YouTube murder him.

You’re an idiot, he responds, and then she responds with THIS:

Ok, then how much money would it take for you to take the video down? $75.00-$100.00? Times are tight, and that would be a nice tidy profit for you just for a few hours of work, if you ask me. I can type up a contract, and have the money and contract wired to you by Monday morning. That way everybody can be happy. We can have peace of mind, and you can have some extra walking around cash.

Now Wonkette is, at the end of the day, a Children’s Educational Reading Blog, so we hope that the young children out there can learn a lesson from this saga: do not shout racist violent extremist lies into a video camera, in public, outside a major politician’s political rally, near the end of a hotly contested national election. Because it will be an actual historical artifact forever! Or at least until George Will turns off the entire Internet to punish people for wearing jeans.

Wingnut offers me $$$ [UPDATE $75-100] to take down video of her being a wingnut [Blogger Interrupted]

 
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Custerwolf April 17, 2009 at 4:13 pm

So who do I sue for being forced to share a gender with this cretin?

Sassette April 17, 2009 at 4:13 pm

One hundred whole dollars! If I were him, I’d take that contract, take the video down, and then put it back up. Then bring said contract to court when she inevitably sues for a whole lot more than she was willing to pay to have it taken down.

InsidiousTuna April 17, 2009 at 4:15 pm

I dunno. It’s hard work taking a video off of Youtube, lady, more than a few hours worth of work. It could take several business days.

TGY April 17, 2009 at 4:15 pm

who was “tricked” into screaming vulgarities into a camera

I am Borat and I approve this message.

Squiggyfm April 17, 2009 at 4:17 pm

Should I sue her for doubling up on chins in this horrid economy?

19kevin8 April 17, 2009 at 4:17 pm

How much to delete any snarky fukkin’ posts made under my name on this website?

loquaciousmusic April 17, 2009 at 4:18 pm

Is the guy who says “Anyhoo…” the dad from Family Matters?

Red Zeppelin April 17, 2009 at 4:19 pm

Why is she dressed like a monk? And why is she so ugly?

Scandinavian Fetus April 17, 2009 at 4:20 pm

Clearly, special education classes had let out early on this interview day.

proudgrampa April 17, 2009 at 4:21 pm

Oh, the Dumbing of America…

gferris5 April 17, 2009 at 4:24 pm

Democrats don’t just put words in people’s mouths, they put TEABAGS in people’s mouths! Enough of this propaganda! Trucknuttz. Teabags.

turdsandwich April 17, 2009 at 4:24 pm

dood, I hate these people, but I hate these freaking videos almost as much…really doesn’t elevate jack shit.

Dave J. April 17, 2009 at 4:25 pm

I don’t want to live in an America where people sing “I’m Proud to Be an American” with a straight face.

Scandinavian Fetus April 17, 2009 at 4:28 pm

[re=293353]Red Zeppelin[/re]: And why does she sound like she coaches a female softball team?

slappypaddy April 17, 2009 at 4:28 pm

If she’ll send me her account and wire transfer info, and also that of all her relatives and friends (if any), I can so take care of the financial side of this for her.

bumfug April 17, 2009 at 4:31 pm

[re=293353]Red Zeppelin[/re]: Sure she’s ugly but Simon says she sings like an angel!

Bearbloke April 17, 2009 at 4:31 pm

[re=293341]Custerwolf[/re]: …and just which gender would that be?

danadevin85 April 17, 2009 at 4:32 pm

[re=293359]Dave J.[/re]:

stop it LOL

randem April 17, 2009 at 4:32 pm

These are the real patriots. They purposefully try to hurt America, so we can all better appreciate how good we’ve got it. Genius!

Min April 17, 2009 at 4:33 pm

Someone jumped into the shallow end of the gene pool and hit her fukkin head on the bottom.

Bearbloke April 17, 2009 at 4:33 pm

All she needs to do is contact our Financial Offices in Lagos, Nigeria…

comradepaulson April 17, 2009 at 4:35 pm

There’s something extremely pussy-ish about not being able to bite the fucking bullet and swear in your internet comments. If you need to curse, curse, goddammit.

“Fukkin” is not a word. It’s the name of a Hobbit.

Custerwolf April 17, 2009 at 4:36 pm

[re=293366]Bearbloke[/re]: The kind that, when we get as fat as this, either our knees buckle or a baby falls out.

suchsweetthunder April 17, 2009 at 4:36 pm

I don’t know what’s come over me today, but I kinda’ feel sorry for her . . .

P Drizzle April 17, 2009 at 4:36 pm

You know, all the stupid shit that comes out of this lady’s mouth hardly negates the fact that dude is stone-cold beggin’ somebody to kick him in the balls.

jagorev April 17, 2009 at 4:37 pm

This actually made me kind of sad about our poor, stupid nation.

Fox n Fiends April 17, 2009 at 4:38 pm

GOD FUKKIN BLESS AMERICA

Custerwolf April 17, 2009 at 4:38 pm

Did I read her words right – it costs a hundred bucks to walk around? That tells me she must have been born somewhere just beyond that curb in the background.

facehead April 17, 2009 at 4:39 pm

OMG! He should put it on EBay and let her bid for it. Of course, idk why she’d try to buy a vid that has probably been duplicated numerous times already, but what she doesn’t know won’t hurt EBay.

bricks April 17, 2009 at 4:40 pm

That “anywho” fella sounded extra-Black towards the end there, didn’t he?

I SAID GET OUT MY FACE, MAN!!! *angry stare*

Way to stand up to the man, Toby.

Custerwolf April 17, 2009 at 4:40 pm

She’s one of those unfortunates who outgrew her face.

facehead April 17, 2009 at 4:41 pm

She curses too much, does she teabag her husband with that dirty mouth?

suchsweetthunder April 17, 2009 at 4:42 pm

[re=293376]suchsweetthunder[/re]: And one whore diamond.

CrunchyKnee April 17, 2009 at 4:45 pm

You know that she aint got no ghertto government mind control t.v.s.’s in her “home.”

bago April 17, 2009 at 4:45 pm

I’m into fashion.

InsidiousTuna April 17, 2009 at 4:46 pm

I think I’m gonna download the video and reupload it myself, and I encourage you all to do the same.

gjdodger April 17, 2009 at 4:47 pm

[re=293359]Dave J.[/re]: Only if it’s the Tubes’ version.

http://www.thetubes.com/lyrics/proud.htm

Gopherit April 17, 2009 at 4:50 pm

He should settle for nothing less than a full up teabagging.

Bearbloke April 17, 2009 at 4:51 pm

[re=293375]Custerwolf[/re]: I think ‘her’ knees buckle and a can of EZ-cheez falls out…

ReverendJeffy April 17, 2009 at 4:51 pm

Yes, I believe a bidding war should now commence as an excellent example of the free market economy. Do I hear $150?

Texan Bulldoggette April 17, 2009 at 4:51 pm

That brother was definitely a Log Cabin Republican. The tight gold chain about to burst around his fat neck globule totally outs him. (That & the self loathing part.)

[re=293388]Custerwolf[/re]: The baby comment is a high-fiver!

Deepthroat April 17, 2009 at 4:52 pm

can we just acknowledge how annoying the camera dude is though?

Texan Bulldoggette April 17, 2009 at 4:53 pm

Jesus, I just realized she looks like a ‘feminine’ (& I use that word loosely) version of Joe the Plumber…okay, what JtP would look like if he had hair. (She could probably bench press JtP.)

slavojzizek April 17, 2009 at 4:53 pm

How about the gay gay gay guy in pink at the beginning?

J April 17, 2009 at 4:57 pm

No fair – the Brits get Susan Boyle with the voice of an angel, we get this cretin with the voice of a hyena being disembowled.

OffTheRecord April 17, 2009 at 4:57 pm

You know, generations from now people are going to watch videos from the 2008 election and wonder how the fuck this many people could collectively lose their minds. These videos should be in the Smithsonian or something so we will always be forced to remember how damn stupid these people were. Okay. Now I’m crabby. I don’t like to think about these people existing, despite how amusing they are.

facehead April 17, 2009 at 4:58 pm

[re=293400]ReverendJeffy[/re]: She might not have $150. I bet she’s got a couple hundred (used) sets of TruckNutz though.

Keep in mind, teabagging TruckNutz is sodomy in all southern states.

PomPom April 17, 2009 at 5:05 pm

[re=293377]P Drizzle[/re]: Seriously. “You’re African-American, why are you voting for McCain??” made me really loathe this video guy.

imissopus April 17, 2009 at 5:05 pm

Wait until she finds out this fukkin video is now plastered all over that libnut website Wonkette. Think about it, editors, that hundred bucks could buy a lot of margaritas.

WIDTAP April 17, 2009 at 5:05 pm

Ok, I’m confused. That is not the most hateful and racist things said at a McCain-Palin rally. There is far worse on youtube. This is mostly the question “Do you think Obama’s a terrorist?” followed by blank looks and weak attempts to parrot foxnews talking points. i.e. lot’s of people showing that they are ignorant and uniformed, but generally not any more malicious than the next partisan hack.

Why would anyone want to pay to take it down?

bricks April 17, 2009 at 5:07 pm

[re=293404]slavojzizek[/re]:

i think he’s [link:www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1sp9mz8Xzg|this guy]

Prommie April 17, 2009 at 5:08 pm

I would not hit that. But I would hit the Civony chick, repeatedly.

agentstinky April 17, 2009 at 5:09 pm

TEABAG BILL AYERS

Lionel Hutz Esq. April 17, 2009 at 5:11 pm

The joke is on Blogger Interrupted, because she was just offering Ameros.

But, since I am never one to stand in the way of capitalism, for $25 each, paid in full, I will promise not to post an embarrassing web video of the wingnut of your choice. Just send $25 and the name of the wingnut of your choosing to me, c/o Wonkette.

bignutz2 April 17, 2009 at 5:12 pm

Does anybody remotely attractive come from Ohio?

One Yield Regular April 17, 2009 at 5:14 pm

[re=293371]Bearbloke[/re]: Dear Mrs. Honorable Lady,

I am in receipt of informations known but only to a few of lucky persons. This video not legally placed on the Youtubes is been put there by a mister involved in financial dealings awkward to even my personal situation. However, I represent a sizable interest of sum of money confiscated from this person, who has related to former sister of Chukwo Agosi Babalinda, higher up former minister of government in Nigerian, with whose bank assets are frozen amounting to $400 million United States dollars. I offer exclusive to you this only time opportunity to share in this glory sum, through my private councilor in law, as a consequence for video removal from your Tube. Please contact me immediately at your utmost convenience with name, bank account number, address, and other informations concerning you, such that I may expeditely reserve your claim of this money percentage. In God be with us this formidable opportunity to not pass up.

bricks April 17, 2009 at 5:14 pm

[re=293418]bricks[/re]:

I totally fucked that up, mynerds

*self-flaggelates*

Custerwolf April 17, 2009 at 5:19 pm

[re=293426]One Yield Regular[/re]: Win.

El Pinche April 17, 2009 at 5:19 pm

BARAKKK OBAMA IS A KLANSMAN !!!1!!

ShortShadey April 17, 2009 at 5:20 pm

Gotta agree with PomPom and WIDTAP. A whole lotta fukkin nuttin.

ManchuCandidate April 17, 2009 at 5:22 pm

More chins in that video than a Chinese phone book.

DagNabbit April 17, 2009 at 5:26 pm

As Cornell West once said, “The Niggerization of America”

I have never heard a better term.

ronaldpagan April 17, 2009 at 5:30 pm

Imagine how much money she’d have been able to offer if Obama hadn’t stolen all her income for socialism and ACORN.

BklynIlluminati April 17, 2009 at 5:32 pm

I get tricked by racism all the time totally understandable its a sneaky one that racism! Cracker. Whoops there it got me again

shortsshortsshorts April 17, 2009 at 5:37 pm

BUKAKE!!!!!!!!1

smashtheduck April 17, 2009 at 5:37 pm

[re=293425]bignutz2[/re]: No.

Custerwolf April 17, 2009 at 5:48 pm

Well, I finally got the gumption to press the play button, and I have to say, kudos go to the fine performances of Laverne and Shirley, Richard Dreyfuss (and his retarded sister), Timothy Treadwell, Janet Reno (although she overplayed the gum-chewing a skosh), Shia LaBeouf, and Fat Toni (pictured in the still). They all did a fabulous job of protraying the future of an America that spends a gazillion times more $$$ on defense than on education.
Envelope please.

El Pinche April 17, 2009 at 5:57 pm

My “Shia LaBeouf BUKAKE” google filter just gave me 100% hit and led me here! Yay for America!

WadISay April 17, 2009 at 5:57 pm

[re=293419]Prommie[/re]: I would hit the Civony chick so hard, whoever pulled me out would be declared King of Lower Middle Earth, or wherever.

loquaciousmusic April 17, 2009 at 6:11 pm

Um, have you guys noticed that the YouTube username of the woman who wants the video removed is “teagarden8650″?

That’s right. teagarden.

Radioactive Horror Snake April 17, 2009 at 6:12 pm

[re=293460]El Pinche[/re]: Great. Now I’m going to have to explain to my girlfriend why “Shia LaBeouf Bukake” is in our search history.

decora April 17, 2009 at 6:26 pm

yeah uhm you actually do have to get things signed, and ppermission… depending.

saucemaster April 17, 2009 at 6:53 pm

spoiler alert: that video boring as shit.

saucemaster April 17, 2009 at 6:56 pm

[re=293514]saucemaster[/re]: video = boring as shit

Custerwolf April 17, 2009 at 6:56 pm

[re=293481]decora[/re]: Is the superfluous double consonant a problem with all you brianless twats?

Custerwolf April 17, 2009 at 6:58 pm

[re=293519]Custerwolf[/re]: (notice I didn’t call you “brainless.”)

problemwithcaring April 17, 2009 at 7:17 pm

[re=293519]Custerwolf[/re]: OK I was wrong. Comments about spelling errors can be funny.

wickedlittledoll April 17, 2009 at 7:22 pm

Superfluous double consonants? That’s reserved for backstabbing commerce secretary nominees like Judd Gregg!

http://democralypsenow.blogspot.com/

proudgrampa April 17, 2009 at 7:34 pm

[re=293426]One Yield Regular[/re]: WIN!

Neon Trotsky April 17, 2009 at 7:37 pm

Look, it’s all very simple. This women merely thought that there was FUKKIN in the video, but did not know how to flag it as inappropriate…

Bearbloke April 17, 2009 at 8:11 pm

[re=293467]Radioactive Horror Snake[/re]: for all the usual reasons, no?

prototype April 17, 2009 at 9:26 pm

Does this mean we can all save the video, upload it and extort 75-100 dollars from the crazy lady? I’m not sure she knows how the intertubes actually work.

Mr Blifil April 17, 2009 at 10:20 pm

Is “walking around money” anything like “sitting on my face money?”

mylesfromnowhere April 17, 2009 at 10:48 pm

Don’t do it Tim!!!!!!!! It’s a fukkin valuable thing and you don’t give it away for nothing! keep uploading it to the intertubes and you can parachute your way there.

Johnny Zhivago April 17, 2009 at 10:58 pm

If she had brains she would have ASKED FOR $75 to LEAVE THE VIDEO UP!

Custerwolf April 17, 2009 at 11:04 pm

[re=293591]Mr Blifil[/re]: Priceless.

El Pinche April 17, 2009 at 11:20 pm

[re=293467]Radioactive Horror Snake[/re]: Hahaha, i’m always explaining . today I had to explain “sasha grey creampuff”.

Freelance Minion April 17, 2009 at 11:45 pm

See, but we could probably get some people together and give the guy $200 to leave it up, at some point this person will realize that to keep bidding they’ll have to pawn their Truck Nutz and that will be the end of it.

But it is good to see how much FUKKIN smarter those right wingers are than us libtards.

gurukalehuru April 18, 2009 at 1:28 am

i remember this video. It was mildly humorous, once.

fuckinredneck April 18, 2009 at 3:42 am

my name is spelled wrong.

prophet1195 April 18, 2009 at 10:17 am

How about that black hatin’ Tub at the Palin rally with the Barack doll, “Yer bein’ deceived. Obama’s a terist”.

hahahahahahaha…………….. The whole time Cheney’s limo is parked in front of the US Treasury for that quick run to the Swiss embassy. >snicker<

tiger April 18, 2009 at 11:05 am

Once again, just goes to show that dykes ALWAYS lose their humour on camera.

Trace April 18, 2009 at 10:04 pm

I think the best part of this is that she’s ashamed and embarassed enough to WANT it taken down. That’s a level of self-awareness you just don’t really expect from wingnuts like this.

Custerwolf April 18, 2009 at 11:58 pm

Came back here to see if this bitch were any less ugly. Nope.

jimh April 19, 2009 at 12:46 am

tidy profit lol

TexasCowGirl April 19, 2009 at 1:06 am

[re=293414]PomPom[/re]: It was probably the 1000th time he’d been asked that by all of his black friends and relatives. I’ll bet his wife asked him too. I’ll bet everyone at the rally was wondering what the hell he was doing there too.

Custerwolf April 19, 2009 at 11:17 am

[re=293774]TexasCowGirl[/re]: You know that’s true.

AKAM80TheWolf April 19, 2009 at 12:41 pm

[re=293774]TexasCowGirl[/re]:

He was from ACORN doing espionage and pre-tea terrst surveillance.

american mutt April 19, 2009 at 2:41 pm

THIS IS OLD! I DON’T CARE! YES, THEY THINK HE’S TERRORIST BECAUSE THEY’RE RETARDS! I GET IT! sigh, sorry.

Porter the Musical Dog April 19, 2009 at 5:21 pm

anyone notice that there’s a SARAH PAC ad on wonkette???!!!!1!!!

Custerwolf April 19, 2009 at 7:28 pm

[re=293843]american mutt[/re]: Important new detail: Chick wants Youtube to take down the ‘fukkin video’ and she’s willing to cough up a C, if that’s what it’s gonna take.
So you see, these people are actually stupider than you once thought they were.

vodkalady April 19, 2009 at 10:12 pm

[re=293344]Sassette[/re]: That doesn’t actually make sense. I hope you only play a lawyer on the Internet.

lulzmonger April 19, 2009 at 11:39 pm

The Wingtard Gambit:

1. Make raging ass of self on Interwebs
2. Wait 4-6 months.
3. Repeat.
4. ?????
5. No profit.

JDHART April 20, 2009 at 12:34 pm

The guy with the video camera is a douche bag too, btw.

But anyhoo, what’s up with Ohio? Are they all mouth-breathing, knuckle-dragging morons? And can’t they come up with anything new to say? Or think? Maybe even something that Fox News hasn’t told them? Talk about puppets.

Doc Gerbil April 20, 2009 at 12:57 pm

[re=294094]JDHART[/re]:

1. I don’t know
2. Yes
3. No
4. No
5. Agree

Icecycle April 21, 2009 at 11:10 pm

In Soviet Russia, Sara Palin sees you!

(Yeah, late by a few months but the Meme eventually works its way to Bethlehem to be borne.

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