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Why are the wingnuts so obsessed with poop and ass and “prix” and Barney Frank performing medical procedures on their anuses? Here’s old Sour Betsy at some dingbat teabagging fail or another, yesterday, proclaiming to the world that she is, in fact, a piece of shit. Thanks to our pal BlueGal for the horror.
The lettering on that sign should really be brown.
Jeez, lady, invest in some rubber cement. Your letters are becoming unglued.
Mom?
She’s scheduled for the first colonoscopy of the day in the White House OR, tomorrow. Dr. B. Obama presiding.
Scat fetish! I KNEW it!
Poor Odd Outcast Person. Missed the self-esteem classes in grade school. Too late now. Way too fuckin late.
Is it that hard to make a competent sign? You’d think she would have learned during all those anti-bussing protests she went to in the 70s.
Is her poop being held prisoner? She should try increasing her fiber intake or maybe a coffee enema.
Poopin’ POTUS, Batman!
comradepaulson:
So pro heh? BTW, who won the Pulizter Poopy Award? It had to have been the above or Barney Frank Colonoscopy guy. As Will Ferrel said as dumbya “The Anals of History”.
I think that she is more of a prisoner of her K-Mart stretch pants…or vice versa.
For the love of Christ, I would not want to be a pair of Republican underwear.
slappypaddy: ….what exactly would this self-esteem be based on?
She simply couldn’t come up with an acronym for ’shit.’
Sure
Hope
I (get)
Teabagged!
Best I could do before someone more clever beats me to it.
Chalk it up to another poopy day in the anals of history:
http://blingee.com/blingee/view/88615428-DON-T-RAIN-ON-MY-TIRADE-09
Taxpaying
Wealthy
Overindulged
Greedy
Individual
Rationalizing
Loss of
Significance
Over
Nonspecific
Exigencies of the
Current
Usurpacious
Potentate
DeLand DeLakes: Point well taken. I keep drawing a blank.
SayItWithWookies: Sweet.
slappypaddy: She’s an old. They didn’t have things like “self-esteem classes” when she graduated from the 4th grade. There were also NO Rights for Women, NO Gay people, anywhere; NO Black men allowed in the White House unless they were holding food on a platter for someone else, and she would shit into a hole dug into the ground, with a shack built around this shithole that had a filthy, germ-ridden joke book about communists hanging from a string inside of it, to read when she was shitting into the hole. Much like her cohorts at this retard rally, this is where she formulated her warped view of the world and basic political ideology: her grandpappy’s dirty outhouse communist joke book.
She does look very piggish, and pigs do like to roll around in poop, I’m just saying…
SayItWithWookies:
Fantabulous
Gaul-lover
Obama
Lowering
Defense budgets
Ending
Nation
Socialist
Homo
Obama
Whitey
Enslaving
Racist
So she’s PUMA POOP?
SayItWithWookies: That’s awesome, and accurate to boot.
I know you are all on Teablogging.net, hitting refresh, constantly, but in case you missed it, here is one of, i’m not sure, I think a 3-D Grassley-style tit on a sign. You’re welcome, America.
Still
Acquiring
Not Difficult
Theories
Overtly
Rabble-rousing
Understanding
Meager
Well, i’m Sick of Hannity’s Insane Twaddle, so I guess we’re even. Your move, tubby PUMA.
I think they’re anal compulsive because of the weight gain. These people are all ‘plus sized.’
Tired
Ululating
Republican
Disaster
I never knew there were so many language poets on Wonkette.
Where do you even find construction paper these days?
Obama’s so powerful, he’s forcing her to cash that Social Security check every month.
WHO WILL SAVE THIS INNOCENT FROM THE OBAMAFASCIST CHECKS?
Freedom
Is
Sacred;
Tax
Men
Evil
Barack
Obama:
Oppressive
Bolsheviks
Inevitably
Exit
Stage-left
Government
Oppressors:
American
Taxpayers
Say
ENOUGH!
Kreative!
Constitution?
Laws?
Obama’s
Saracen-
European
Tribesmen
Cousins
Are
Subverting
Everything!
Dithering
Irate
Republican
Titillating
Youth
Sane?
Anal
Nasty
Chaste
Hectored
Extreme
Zonked
isn’t this that lady from europe who can sing real good but it don’t matter cause she’s ugly?
She has that winning mix of smug and ugly that people find delightful. Mmmmm, smugly!
Featuring
Another
Inbred
Loser
MRS. HANKY!!!!!
bitchincamaro: home schoolers hoard that shit.
Trucknutz
Retardz
Unite!
Clueless
Krackerz
Need
Uneducated
Trucknutz Pre-
Znit!
Against
Librul
Socialist
Obama, Also
Its just not the same as a “POOP” hat. I miss the “POOP” hats. I really do.
Finally,
Unique
Conservatives
Keep
My
Ever
Hard
Ass
Ridden and
Dirty
Heinous
Opportunistic
Treasonous
Kenyan
Anti-American
Raving
Lunatic
!
Lettering
All
Melted
Everwhere
I know from watching the Krusty Krab training video that POOP is an acronym for People Order Our Patties. How about NEWT ? Now Enlisting White Trash or BUSH Bi-Polar, Unqualified Shithead, This acro game is fun kids !
The poster actually continues on the other side:
4 years of Obama!
B e
R idiculous!
A ct
I gnorant!
N ever make
S ense!
TGY: Win!