Liberal Perverts Know Nothing About American History Unless It Has To Do With Penises

A very smart eunuch has taken to the Internet to demonstrate, with his own two hands, how the various -- well, just "two," because binary thinking has its limits! -- interpretations of tea protests "explain the difference between the anti-American left and the rest of America." Mr. Person writes, "As it happens, when talking to an engaged, informed, and patriotic American, when a tea party is discussed the images of Boston Harbor, taxes and American history immediately come to mind. A true American automatically thinks of the American Revolution, the birth of our nation and that proud tradition of self-reliance and rugged individualism infused into our country by its founders. The words invoke the entire panoply of America in the minds of real Americans everywhere. Then we come to the left. Apparently, the first thing that comes to their 'minds' is some arcane, disgusting sexual perversion and not American history and tradition."

A few things.

This sentence: "As it happens, when talking to an engaged, informed, and patriotic American, when a tea party is discussed the images of Boston Harbor, taxes and American history immediately come to mind." Or perhaps the first thing that comes to mind is an actual "tea party," where people drink tea in the presence of others. Ladies, usually, old ones. Old ladies drinking tea. More importantly, what does "the image" of "taxes" look like? Does keeping "Real American" status really depend on one's ability to immediately conjure an image of an abstract budgetary concept, and then get angry? What *color* is Taxes? Is Taxes a black? 

Also, the sexual act comes to mind with "teabagging," not "tea party" -- especially when everyone involved with the event says or writes, "Let's teabag Obama!" Good for a laugh! Because (1) testicles! (2) the Boston Tea Party people didn't actually throw tea bags at King George III, because (3) they didn't evenhavetea bags back then, they had crates of loose tea, and they dumped them in the water (4) BECAUSE A TAX HAD JUST BEEN IMPOSED ON TEA. It was still kind of an insane thing to do -- just pay your fucking imported luxury beverage tax, right? -- but at least they were directly protesting the product on which a new tax existed! (Or whatever the hell it was! They were upset about the issue of Tea.)

Instead today's History Scholars are protesting Obama's massive tax increases, or as they are known back here on Planet Earth, "the largest middle-class tax cuts in history." They also do not like that he is from Kenya.

So what this Warner Todd Huston fellow is trying to say is that the dirty hippies are anti-American and treasonous because, unlike Real Americans, they don't want to overthrow and/or secede from America.

 The Left and 'Teabagging' [American Conservative Daily]