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And There Was Quite A Teabagger Yiff On ‘Second Life,’ Too

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Jim Newell is Wonkette's beloved Capitol Hill Typing Demon. He joined Wonkette.com in 2007, left for some other dumb job in 2010, and proudly returned in 2012 as our "Senior Editor at Large." He lives in Washington and also writes for things such as The Guardian, the Manchester paper of liberals.

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  • ManchuCandidate

    Sweet. Zombie. Jeebus.

    Where’s the furries with the ginormous penises and tits?

  • AfghanVet

    It would seem that GOP men anatomically overcompensate with their avatars too.

  • InsidiousTuna

    Flying penises, &c.

  • Tommy Says Soooo, Jugdish!

    After the Wonk’d I’d hafta hit the furry McCain supporter.

  • SmutBoffin

    Heh, apparently the cast of Final Fantasy VII simply does not care for this Obama fellow.

  • qwerty42

    lord. this is a parody, right? … right?

  • Cicada

    Wow. People still do Second Life?

  • populucious

    Oh gawd. Teabagging is so yesterday.

  • doxastic

    I love to see that, in their fantasies, teabaggers all have huge, barely covered cans. Sort of like tightie-whitey masked unitard lady–OR MAYBE THEY’VE DISCOVERED A PORTAL….

  • DollarStorePregnancyTest

    go figure furries would eventually work their way into the debacle. i’m disappointed by the severe lack of ron paul paraphernalia however.

  • shortsshortsshorts

    It is now confirmed that at least some teabaggers are completely out of touch with reality. SETTLED.

  • ChernobylSoup

    I guess, technically, you can have been teabagged and still be a vigin. Like these guys.

  • P Drizzle

    A couple of these shots remind me of the obvious inspiration for the Clarence Thomas nomination: “You commie queers want a black guy? HERE’S YOUR FUCKING BLACK GUY! SUCK IT!”

  • iolanthe

    Pink-and-white-haired Burner Bitch there is my fave. I hope she tries carrying that sign at Burning Man.

  • Advocatus_Diaboli

    Meaningless protest? Check.
    In virtual world? Check.
    Headache in my eye? Check.

  • shanemacgowan

    I don’t recall reading anything about Posh Spice or Slash attending one of these things. Or even Ziggy Marley with a huge rack. I think I would remember that.

  • Noodle Salad

    When Battlefield Earth Michael Jackson is on your side, you have won.

  • psilage

    wait, wait, laughing too hard at fox girl. ok ok ready to keep looking.

  • ChernobylSoup

    [re=291896]ChernobylSoup[/re]: “Virgin” you dummass.

  • iolanthe

    Also, in Pic 11, if you can draw yourself with big boobs, why choose to draw in a pair of obvious toilet-plunger-bell-quality wrong-curve-at-the-top half-a-mile-wide-bare-sternum Fakies, like Posh Beckham’s?

    Worst virtual tits on the page.

    Tragic, girl. Tragic.

  • TGY

    I admit to chuckling a bit at the ‘Debt Star’. Otherwise, JESUS WEPT!

  • user-of-owls

    [re=291895]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: You need to rephrase that as the null hypothesis, i.e., “at least some teabaggers are NOT completely out of touch with reality,” as that is the more debatable proposition.

    Oh, and fuck dauphins.

  • Turd Way

    You have to admire these people’s work ethic. Losers like us who spend too much time on Wonkette need to get a (second) life. At least Obama doesn’t want to tax their online lives, or take away their liberty to search the web for lesbian pornography and Ron Paul fansites.

  • freppish

    wow furrys really suck

  • Czn939

    Even when given a SECOND chance, these people still can’t get a LIFE.
    And btw. all those twin-tail-sporting hotties?
    Rule #30: There are no girls on the internet.

  • Nerdalicious

    Is this all that futuristic hip hop gop weirdness be da man Michael Steele was yapping about? I just fell through the looking glass & I am in Kansas Auntie Em.

  • bitchincamaro

    “attractive hobos”. You’ve gone too far, Jim.

  • freakishlystrong

    Well, at least they got the crowd sizes about right. What the fuck also.

  • Tommy Says Soooo, Jugdish!

    [re=291913]iolanthe[/re]: Actually it has the most foresight of anything….you need adequate drainage for low viscosity.

  • Lascauxcaveman

    Ye gods.

    My only hope for our future is that these 2nd Lifers are all in their mom’s basement, alone, subsisting on unhealthy snack foods which lower their fertility rates and therefore will never, ever, be able to to reproduce.

    In other words, the odds for a bright future are pretty good!

  • Judas Peckerwood

    I know that a lot of Second Lifers are progressives who strongly support the issues I hold dear. But you’re all still a bunch of fucking losers.

  • pat robertsons personal trainer

    pics from the non-animated version. i’ve already spent $375 ordering enough of these to wrap birthday presents in. now i’m just deciding which pagan holiday i can start giving gifts for to justify more paper.

  • TGY

    [re=291912]ChernobylSoup[/re]: Or Vegan.

  • Tommy Says Soooo, Jugdish!

    [re=291927]Tommy Says Soooo, Jugdish![/re]: High viscosity, that should be.

  • iolanthe

    [re=291878]ManchuCandidate[/re]: So strange. I actually know some IRL Furries. Here in *First* life, most of them only have enormous omenta (omentums? And that’s “beer gut” or “donut gut”, if you’re wondering) and glutei, and utterly unremarkable genitalia and mammaries.

  • Nerdalicious

    Good one. So true. Did you see that Hannity or someone at You’re F****d blatently lied about the crowd size on camera?

  • Sussemilch

    *Paid for by the Committee to Preserve Ron Paul’s Brain in Cyberspace Forever.

  • DC Hates Me

    NO! Not my Linden Dollars too!

  • Gopherit

    How truly repulsive must these people be in RL to bring their furrie selves to second life rather than their nearest teabagging protest? The few furries I’ve ever seen in reality one weren’t exactly embarrassed about their lifestyle, looks, or yiffing. YOu have to be something special to keep it on Second Life.

  • Nerdalicious

    BTW, according to the losers of the election blogs, Santelli has been crowned king of the losers today anyway, tomorrow, who knows? Clarence Page calls the gop the “orphan party with no leader”.

  • glamourdammerung

    At least they managed to get a black person at one of these “teabagger balls”.

  • iolanthe

    [re=291911]psilage[/re]: Fox girl needs to have 8 *little* titties in two symmetrical rows, not 2 big ones. Sheesh, if she’s enough of a furry to get the articulation of the hips, knees, and ankles right, you’d think she’d go for verisimilitude with the tits.

  • freakishlystrong

    [re=291939]Nerdalicious[/re]: They all lie at Fux, but yes, it was Neal “there’s Liberals and Democrats here, this is not a Republican thing”, (yet failed to produce nary a one), Cavuto.

  • iolanthe

    [re=291943]Gopherit[/re]: Also true of the Furries *I* know.

  • raysmuckles

    [re=291895]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: The key word there is “confirmed.” That doesn’t mean the rest of these nutbags are off the hook.

  • blader

    That series pics has paultard fingerprints all over it

  • randem

    Now if only Second Life could sell them virtual guns, we’d be able to contain all the right-wing nut-jobs in a harmless virtual world where they could stomp out virtual abortions and kill all the virtual fags by stoning… and the real world could silently go on improving around them.

  • Luke Warm

    Does anyone find it strange that none of the guys seem are looking at the girls or seem remotely interested in them. I though getting laid was the whole point of going to protests.

  • Lionel Hutz Esq.

    You could at least show a picture of the virtual fuck and suck fest that broke out at the stroke of midnight amongst the 12 Heritage interns who controlled these characters.

  • Ted Kennedy Breakdancing

    I just realized how fucked we are when I look at a picture of a bunny in a suit and tie holding a sign and think to myself, “Eh, that looks about right”

    Fuck me.

  • Ted Kennedy Breakdancing

    I guess it should also be noted that in the “Which one are you drinking” picture, there appears to be a midget bankrobbing flasher descending the steps surreptitiously.

  • rev_matt_y

    WTF?!?! I’ve never been on Second Life, and I now plan to keep it that way.

  • Mustang

    This is golden. But I have to wonder about the disconnect of sitting on your fat ass and playing like you’re an avatar that looks like it works out about 40 hours a week. If that’s your physical ideal, why aren’t you working toward achieving that look for your own self with diet and exercise?

  • Squiggyfm

    Virgins, the whole lot.

  • Custerwolf

    Jimmy Carter’s really retaining water in that first picture.

  • Nerdalicious

    Yeah, that’s Glenn Dick’s lament. “We are the third party” BS. SS? Gestapo? Party of spewing Hate? Seriously, I thought David Duke might show up at the teabaggers ball yesterday (sorry, I had to add one more blatent double entendre).

  • Todomy

    The Government may waste money, but these people are wasting the most precious resource of all…time

  • qaf

    I know someone’s already made a reference, but it is indeed interesting that the only place you see any non-Euro-Americans at these teabag protests is in a virtual reality.

  • Custerwolf

    Don’t look now, but I think I just spotted a silly rabbit looking to beat down some fat kid who’s been messing with his trademark.

  • Nerdalicious

    Honestly, it was like “Village of the Damned” yesterday at the non-event. Who would put their kids up to that freakish, inappropriate nonsense? Sorry, but I have to say Hitler youth.

  • Custerwolf

    [re=291913]iolanthe[/re]: I love you.

  • Bearbloke

    [re=291958]Luke Warm[/re]: but only for us muslin socsialistgayabortionhaving commiefashits nobamakenyateleprompteracron libruls….

  • twowheeljunkie

    Love that chick in the barrel. Is she holding the sign with her boobs?

  • The Cap&#39

    “YouTube Thomas Paine impersonator as Big Brother”: That’s not Lou Dobbs on the town on a Saturday night?

  • S.Luggo

    The soul patch-dude is modeling the latest in George Will casual wear.

  • Accordion-o-rama

    Finally, tea parties with hot women and minorities!

  • NoWireHangers

    Soooooooooooo…these people on Second Life, protest in SECOND LIFE? So they clicked their mouse around while sitting naked in some basement dungeon masturbatorium in the middle of Kansas, and THIS was their idea of protest: changing their furry avatar out of it’s dildo suit and instead putting it in a tight, cleavage baring shirt that shares that they vote for McCain (in Second Life). And they paid money for that virtual t-shirt, real money, not Ameros. But where does the money come from? Disability can only pay for so many Funyuns, and if people stop paying taxes, well that’ll just dry right up.

  • facehead

    Focus on the first, first.

  • NoWireHangers

    In reality, aka “First Life” as one Second Lifer said to me (seriously), that big boobed furry is Pastor John, the muscly African American is your local Klansman, and the pink-haired skank is Kathryn Jean Lopez.

  • choinski

    Whoever wrote the ‘Debt Star’ snark is a worthy opponent.

    But the YouTube pick “What’s in a Name?” – idunno, letters?

  • martinette

    Nobody casts a shadow! Nobody interacts! They’re Zombie Wingnutz!

  • Guppy06

    “No new taxes?”

    AFAIK, the only ones seeing “new taxes” are the ones making enough money to afford real 5-diamond whores and wouldn’t be in Second Life trying to find a cheap, polygonal imitation, and AIG executives.

  • WIld Turkey

    I guess it would take up too much bandwidth if their avatars were as morbidly obese as the fucktards who actually show up at the real teabagging events.

  • AfghanVet

    Is it me, or do all of the screenshots look like a scene out of Brazil?

  • lulzmonger


    It needed to be said.

    Yeah, I’m sure Obama’s real-life tax-CUT is somehow putting the hurts on their cyber-cash … & nothing says “serious political activist” quite like making your fox-with-bazongas avatar march around on your screen carrying a fucking digital protest-sign – obviously, there is no minimal IQ requirement to own & use a computer.

    (Second Life = Pong – Entertainment)

  • AfghanVet

    (Second Life = Pong – Entertainment)= butt load of awesome!

  • WeirdInWimberley

    Good griefer!

  • WalnutsThePlumber

    foxes can vote?

  • Scandinavian Fetus

    The homeschooled kid is smiling because he is taking literally the new slogan for General Mills, “Silly Rabbit, Prix are for kids.

  • Scandinavian Fetus

    [re=292138]Scandinavian Fetus[/re]: Crap. Posted in the wrong story. It was hard to see my monitor during the middle of a teabagging session.

  • Got some corn in yr teeth there, bub

    Hey, aren’t most furries super liberal skinny nerds and junk? I mean, my vast reserves of anecdotal evidence suggest that, but I’d like to know what the commentors on an anime-themed politics site think. LOVE your chibi mascot, BTW.

  • wickedlittledoll
  • DeLand DeLakes

    Would French aristocrats be at a teabagging party? Maybe. Would giant, anthropomorphic foxes be at a teabagging party? probably. Would black people be at a teabagging party? Yep, there’s the giant logistical fallacy of this sad little Second Life pageant.

  • Baconbits

    So based on the 3rd picture from the bottom, teabaggers want you to drink the tea, then throw it in the harbor? Or do you just drink the harbor water after you’ve dumped the tea? So confused…

  • keepinitrealyo

    This explains why Fox News’ attendance esstimates are so much higher than Nate Silver’s.

  • GinnyRED57

    LOL, I hang out on Second Life at the “Cafe Wellstone” Democratic club, and heard about this demo from a friend who was observing the Teabagger event.

    I was busy dancing while wearing a musical teapot, and I didn’t even win a prize. I should have followed my instinct and gatecrashed teh Republicans non-partisan interspecies tax protest

    Must report to the General.

  • anabellum

    i hate my second life..

  • HedonismBot

    Bondage Abe Lincoln was kind of cool.

  • HedonismBot

    I can’t believe how many people actually showed up at these things. do they even know what they are protesting? Forgive my lack of snark. What I’m seeing here is a bunch of sore McCain voters who took the first opportunity they could find to protest Obama’s very existence. No matter how much the sane people in our country and the world try to advance and evolve, we have these losers stuck in the medieval ages who want nothing more than to pull us back down into the muck with them. Yuck.

  • secret_book

    These look cool! It’s only my first day on Wonkette, but I’m impressed already.


  • archaeo-angel

    haha. I am especially fond of the pink-haired streetwalker, why is she even worried about taxes? Maybe she takes mastercard….

  • dearmurray

    YEAH! We don’t pay taxes and we don’t hold our virtual protest signs in our frail virtual hands. They just hover in the air above us, like a giant I GOT YOUR DIPSHIT LOSER RIGHT HERE beacon.

    Can we have them sterilized in Second Life, as well as in real life?

  • 4intelligence

    I must say the second life parties look much cooler than the real-life testicle parties that were thrown around the country!

  • mik

    While fun to riff on these allegedly-conservative gun-toting furry cartoon hookers, there’s plenty of material to ridicule teabaggers about without dismissing this particular set as especially out of touch. IMHO, they look exactly as clueless as their real-life counterparts.

    FWIW, unlike the rest of the online gaming world, Second Life demographics are near gender-balanced with an average age in the 30s and with substantial numbers of people in their 40s and 50s: not a whole lot different than, say, political bloggers.

  • dijetlo

    If we’d known they were trying something like this, we could have unleashed thousands of little naked Howard Deans on them. Just have them run up to each Avatar, wave their little fists and shout ” Aiiiiiiiiiieeeeo!” then run to the next one.
    Except the barrel girl, she’s just begging for digital termites….
    Where is the vaunted technical prowess of the left when we really need it? Homeland security thinks we can launch cyber attacks on government installations, we can’t even get naked Howard Dean avatars on a second life server….

  • richardwb1

    i didn’t realize how retarded that Second Life shit is.
    Thanks for sharing.