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OMG IT IS NEWS, TODAY, BUT NOT ABOUT TEA OR BAGS.
The disgraced Illinois fucktard Rod Blagojevich would like to appear on a reality show, provided a judge will loosen his travel restrictions. The show is called I Am a Repulsive Human Merkin, Get Me Out of Costa Rica! Should he actually get permission to leave the country and should the producers actually want him, he will be “parachuted in” to the Central American nation for the taping of this dumb show, which is based on a dumb British show with roughly the same name. As the first “survival challenge,” Rod Blagojevich will be duct-taped to the Octomom and dipped in pork rinds, then dangled before a half-dozen hungry Paultards. Hilarity ensues. [Chicago Tribune]
I think I just came a little in my pants.
I would enjoy a reality show in which Blago’s balls were shocked in 10 second intervals for 2 hours a day, 7 days a week.
What poem will he quote when there are FUCKING TARANTULAS gettin’ all up ons?
What title are they going to use when they show him on camera?
For instance:
Ron Jeremy: Porn Star
Rod Blago-what-ever-the-fuck: Disgraced Illinois Politician and Political Taint?
I have a new pitch for a reality show. I’d rather these celebritards appear on a new show:
Celebrity Donner Party (nuff said)
Rod Blagojevich: First reality star contestant to die in a freak accident when he impales himself on a punji stick while cleaning it. In the den of his hut.
What will happen to his hair in this wilderness setting?
Human Merkin
Yes!
Blago / Palin celebrity death match
LemonPie: It will have to fend for itself.
I thought the Obama election augured the advent of an era of higher consciousness and awareness. Doh! I’ve never been right!
This guy has no freakin’ shame…
Human merkin!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
And here I thought things would be dull after the coronation of Ladysmith Black Hussein X.
Best.Wonkette.Day.Ever
Do these “comedic challenges” involve that fish that nests in your pee-hole? ‘Cause I would watch that show.
I would seriously watch this. Especially if they let him do it from prison.
Gallowglass: You refer, I take it, to the candiru?, as any reader of William Burroughs would immediately recognize?
Google it. Cringe.
Ha! I’ll bet Costa Rica is really sorry that it killed the funding for strategic air defense in order to become carbon neutral.
V572625694: That’s the one.
One’s status as a cultural humor icon is a fuckin’ valuable thing, you don’t give it away for nothing!
A role on a reality tv show is a valuable fucking thing.
“The last remaining star is crowned king or queen of the jungle.”
ZOMG!
Who is dis Tea-Blaggo?
Who is this guy’s agent? Blago is too big of a celeb for that shitty show. He should at least be on Celebracadabra.
I tipped it, and SKS blogged it! She even used my joke!
I just cold tipblogged Wonkette.
I thought that Costa Rica was one of the “Greenest” countries in the world.
Just wait until he puts his hair in the water…
It will be like the “Blago Valdez.”
I would give Blago tremendous credit if he is able to manipulate the extradition treaty between US and Costa Rica.
“I Am a Repulsive Human Merkin, Get Me Out of Costa Rica! ”
SKS, you have my undying love.
I would say it’s pretty obvious that once in Costa Rica, he will not return to the US. Presumably even Blago is smart enough to hide some of his stolen treasure somewhere. Of course, given the revelations recently about crooked bankers, where is it safe to put your ill-gotten gains?
Anyway, what’s the better choice for Blago? The Federal Pen? Or a bamboo hut without running water, etc., in Costa Rica?
Zhu Bajie