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DON'T WE KNOW IT
Anderson Cooper Notes Difficulty of Talking While Teabagging
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Anderson clearly knows of what he speaks.
That was a bad move because now right-wingers will make veiled references to Anderson Cooper’s homosexuality which is tearing this country apart.
Red Zeppelin: Damn you for beating me to the obligatory AC gay joke.
I want to know who has given him this wonderous knowledge. Preferably in pictoral format.
Has anyone seen this video of the Fox News reporter calling for people to “fight fascism?” Teabagging day is getting totally out of control:
http://gotchamedia.blogspot.com/2009/04/fox-reporter-wants-you-to-fight-fascism.html
TEABAGGING 4EVAR!!!!!
Please oh please oh please let the teatards keep this going. For the sake of all the lulz. Think of the lulz!
Naw, too easy. This is low hanging fruit, if you get my drift.. and I think you do.
Anderson would know.
OH!
And you oughta know Andy!
This whole news cycle has sucked balls!
Gallowglass: Not funny, but fast!
I love the FoxNews hamsters celebrating high ratings. Yeah, ratings are high when you have all the retards in the country watching one news channel.
Anderpony, *you can do it*. Especially maybe with Reza Aslan? In a naked pile of sweaty manflesh?
Not that I’m suggesting anything. Also.
mjwilstein: This totally reminds me of that scene in Natural Born Killers when Robert Downey Jr.’s character decides he’s flipping over to the dark side. The same sense of calculation mixed with total B.S. and a wee bit of crazy.
I bet this guy masturbates to Jonah Goldberg’s columns.
This fella don’t seem gay to me.
I’d hit it. But only if AC and his gay socialist agenda promised to leave our country alone forever. Fair trade?
The last time Anderson teabagged me, tit clamps, ball restraints and a buttplug were involved. You better believe the only “talk” out of her mouth was loud moans and a couple of whimpers.
Cathangover: According to an excellent commercial I recently saw, I think this means it’s going to start raining soon? And then a California doctor will weep gently, so gently.
Cooper needs a t-shirt that says “I went to a teabagging and all I got were balls in my mouth.”
OT, of course, but WACO report is up… not as dirty as I thought it would be, but still pretty gruesome:
http://www.shortsshortsshorts.com/?p=1972
El Pinche: To be fair, CNN does claim some of the retards.
David Gergen is being totally unfair.
Do you know how hard it is to find your voice when you are teabagging?
I’ll bet Cooper would find it really difficult to talk if he were on the giving end of a snoodle.
OMG. Is that Newt on the margin? First Palin, now Newt? This is one ironic website! LOL.
haha Anderson Cooper said it’s hard
Cooper tries a funny. If AC can keep it up, he may find himself in his own Situation Room.
It’s hard to talk when you are BEING teabagged. When I am teabagging, I could yodel the Spanish National Anthem.
Today, we are all frat boys.
TMI, Anderson….
I would’ve watched this video, but the screen capture shows David Gergen and if there’s one thing I DO. NOT. WANT. it is to associate him and teabagging in any way.
Because of his proper upbringing, Anderson probably asks his manfriends if they would care for some “Earl Grey”. If things go well from there, they might get some “Grey Poupon”.
greensprout: Right. It’s easy to talk when you are teabagging. It’s impossible to talk while being teabagged though.
assistant/atlas: Be brave. Actually the funny part is almost at the end.
I’m not sure Anderson even realized what he said. Or else, he’s better at deadpan than I thought.
Country Club Jihadi: WIN
problemwithcaring: Unless - OMG, Anderson Cooper must be privy to a teabagging daisy chain. When I try to picture what that might look like, I fall out of my chair. Is there a term for a T-Bag Daisy Chain?
Lincoln Logs?
Gergen is the noise you make whilst teabagging.
SnarkNotFark: For the last half hour I’ve been laughing so hard I’m crying reading all the teabagging gags on Wonkette, but yours is the best…
El Pinche: Yeah, watching CNN will make one brain-dead!
Anderson Cooper’s chin a backboard….eeewwwww!
Most terrifying of all is the noise that comes out of Gergen’s… body when he gets the joke.
Ali Velshi is the unsung Paul Schaffer-esque hero of the this unfortunate event.
SnarkNotFark: Why yes, there is…