• February 15, 2012


This whole country is just one stupid dirty joke. [YouTube]

{ 42 comments }

Red Zeppelin April 15, 2009 at 6:23 pm

Anderson clearly knows of what he speaks.

Cathangover April 15, 2009 at 6:24 pm

That was a bad move because now right-wingers will make veiled references to Anderson Cooper’s homosexuality which is tearing this country apart.

Gallowglass April 15, 2009 at 6:24 pm

[re=290859]Red Zeppelin[/re]: Damn you for beating me to the obligatory AC gay joke.

tawaen April 15, 2009 at 6:25 pm

I want to know who has given him this wonderous knowledge. Preferably in pictoral format.

mjwilstein April 15, 2009 at 6:25 pm

Has anyone seen this video of the Fox News reporter calling for people to “fight fascism?” Teabagging day is getting totally out of control:
http://gotchamedia.blogspot.com/2009/04/fox-reporter-wants-you-to-fight-fascism.html

Cicada April 15, 2009 at 6:25 pm

TEABAGGING 4EVAR!!!!!

Please oh please oh please let the teatards keep this going. For the sake of all the lulz. Think of the lulz!

Hedley Lamar April 15, 2009 at 6:25 pm

Naw, too easy. This is low hanging fruit, if you get my drift.. and I think you do.

Squiggyfm April 15, 2009 at 6:25 pm

Anderson would know.

OH!

RoscoePColtraine April 15, 2009 at 6:26 pm

And you oughta know Andy!

drrty martini April 15, 2009 at 6:28 pm

This whole news cycle has sucked balls!

Red Zeppelin April 15, 2009 at 6:30 pm

[re=290862]Gallowglass[/re]: Not funny, but fast!

El Pinche April 15, 2009 at 6:30 pm

I love the FoxNews hamsters celebrating high ratings. Yeah, ratings are high when you have all the retards in the country watching one news channel.

frumious_bandersnatch April 15, 2009 at 6:31 pm

Anderpony, *you can do it*. Especially maybe with Reza Aslan? In a naked pile of sweaty manflesh?

Not that I’m suggesting anything. Also.

Cicada April 15, 2009 at 6:32 pm

[re=290865]mjwilstein[/re]: This totally reminds me of that scene in Natural Born Killers when Robert Downey Jr.’s character decides he’s flipping over to the dark side. The same sense of calculation mixed with total B.S. and a wee bit of crazy.

I bet this guy masturbates to Jonah Goldberg’s columns.

greensprout April 15, 2009 at 6:33 pm

This fella don’t seem gay to me.

P Drizzle April 15, 2009 at 6:34 pm

I’d hit it. But only if AC and his gay socialist agenda promised to leave our country alone forever. Fair trade?

Scandalabra April 15, 2009 at 6:35 pm

The last time Anderson teabagged me, tit clamps, ball restraints and a buttplug were involved. You better believe the only “talk” out of her mouth was loud moans and a couple of whimpers.

IBentMyWookie April 15, 2009 at 6:36 pm

[re=290860]Cathangover[/re]: According to an excellent commercial I recently saw, I think this means it’s going to start raining soon? And then a California doctor will weep gently, so gently.

SayItWithWookies April 15, 2009 at 6:39 pm

Cooper needs a t-shirt that says “I went to a teabagging and all I got were balls in my mouth.”

shortsshortsshorts April 15, 2009 at 6:47 pm

OT, of course, but WACO report is up… not as dirty as I thought it would be, but still pretty gruesome:
http://www.shortsshortsshorts.com/?p=1972

[re=290874]El Pinche[/re]: To be fair, CNN does claim some of the retards.

Lionel Hutz Esq. April 15, 2009 at 6:47 pm

David Gergen is being totally unfair.

Do you know how hard it is to find your voice when you are teabagging?

19kevin8 April 15, 2009 at 6:47 pm

I’ll bet Cooper would find it really difficult to talk if he were on the giving end of a snoodle.

proudgrampa April 15, 2009 at 6:51 pm

OMG. Is that Newt on the margin? First Palin, now Newt? This is one ironic website! LOL.

dogscantlookup April 15, 2009 at 6:54 pm

haha Anderson Cooper said it’s hard

junkeee April 15, 2009 at 6:57 pm

Cooper tries a funny. If AC can keep it up, he may find himself in his own Situation Room.

Cape Clod April 15, 2009 at 6:59 pm

It’s hard to talk when you are BEING teabagged. When I am teabagging, I could yodel the Spanish National Anthem.

Min April 15, 2009 at 7:00 pm

Today, we are all frat boys.

Bearbloke April 15, 2009 at 7:06 pm

TMI, Anderson….

assistant/atlas April 15, 2009 at 7:13 pm

I would’ve watched this video, but the screen capture shows David Gergen and if there’s one thing I DO. NOT. WANT. it is to associate him and teabagging in any way.

Country Club Jihadi April 15, 2009 at 7:17 pm

Because of his proper upbringing, Anderson probably asks his manfriends if they would care for some “Earl Grey”. If things go well from there, they might get some “Grey Poupon”.

problemwithcaring April 15, 2009 at 7:18 pm

[re=290881]greensprout[/re]: Right. It’s easy to talk when you are teabagging. It’s impossible to talk while being teabagged though.

Will work for shoes April 15, 2009 at 7:20 pm

[re=290967]assistant/atlas[/re]: Be brave. Actually the funny part is almost at the end.

I’m not sure Anderson even realized what he said. Or else, he’s better at deadpan than I thought.

tootsieroll April 15, 2009 at 7:24 pm

[re=290974]Country Club Jihadi[/re]: WIN

SnarkNotFark April 15, 2009 at 7:43 pm

[re=290975]problemwithcaring[/re]: Unless – OMG, Anderson Cooper must be privy to a teabagging daisy chain. When I try to picture what that might look like, I fall out of my chair. Is there a term for a T-Bag Daisy Chain?

MonaLisa65 April 15, 2009 at 8:12 pm

Lincoln Logs?

you cannot be serious April 15, 2009 at 8:12 pm

Gergen is the noise you make whilst teabagging.

Uncle Al April 15, 2009 at 9:52 pm

[re=291010]SnarkNotFark[/re]: For the last half hour I’ve been laughing so hard I’m crying reading all the teabagging gags on Wonkette, but yours is the best…

Phoenix April 15, 2009 at 10:28 pm

El Pinche: Yeah, watching CNN will make one brain-dead!

Phoenix April 15, 2009 at 10:31 pm

Anderson Cooper’s chin a backboard….eeewwwww!

lampadadog April 15, 2009 at 10:58 pm

Most terrifying of all is the noise that comes out of Gergen’s… body when he gets the joke.

d4g33z April 15, 2009 at 11:22 pm

Ali Velshi is the unsung Paul Schaffer-esque hero of the this unfortunate event.

Bearbloke April 16, 2009 at 1:04 pm

[re=291010]SnarkNotFark[/re]: Why yes, there is

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