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Look at this magical furry version of Ron Paul at the Boston teabagging parade! Listen to this incredible live radio Tea Party while you browse the Internets! Wow wow wow! Photo by Garrett M. Quinn.
THIS BEAR'S GETTIN' LAID TONIGHT!
Teabagging Rallies Predictably Swarmed by Furries
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God, the things you see when you don’t have a flamethrower.
Cold Tea Baggin’ Thumbs Eh?
They’re confusing this with the Second Amendment, the right to bear arms. [smacks self in head]
Tonight? Hell, that bear’s gettin’ a little action right now.
Please tell me that flag does not read “Don’t tread on me”
http://www.facebook.com/home.php?ref=home#/event.php?eid=80561199832&ref=ts
go and click not attending…Do it for South Carolina!
Is there really a store that sells all the shit the retards are carrying today?
Has anyone seen anything but poor white people at these parties?
Anything but poor white trash? I mean these people make my avatar look normal.
I didn’t know MA had that many Ayn Rand Fetishists. They must’ve blimped in from NH.
ChernobylSoup: Yes, China. The irony.
Fuck me. The Denver rally had 5,00 people. I am ashamed of my city.
So this is what it’s come to. The formerly polite immigrant, Paddington Bear, has now gone rouge. Tranquilizer gun please.
That bear has a HUGE third leg.
They lynched a Cabbage Patch Kid. Also.
Has anyone heard Piyush’s take on this? After all, his country produces most of the world’s black tea. Maybe he’s chai-bagging at this very moment?
Yiffpiling teabaggery, sure why not?
My favoritest sign of the day
ChernobylSoup: Yes, and they made out like bandits. Dow’s up over 100 points today. We gotta get those teabaggers out there buying more useless crap, so we can all prosper and go back to falling asleep in front of our tellys.
HopeyDope: So how many teabags did all those pudgy white frat guys taste today?
HopeyDope: NEWELL??? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo!!!1
I am trying to remember the EXACT moment that furries and Paultards became one in Christ…
I think it was last year’s Paultard EXTRAVAGANZA.
WACO posts from JAKE on ShortsandPants begin in 30 MINUTES or something like that. Probably not though.
DagNabbit: I’ve seen hundreds of photos of these things so far… EVERYONE IS WHITE AT THESE THINGS. RUN.
What began as a teabagging has now turned into a furry fisting. These people have no shame.
http://starbucks.mirror.waffleimages.com/files/63/638b05cd933fbddd9330d179bdc08d724727a785.png DONT REPRESENT ME, BRO
DagNabbit: Some of them even WORRY ABOUT THE IMPENDING WHITE SLAVERY, which has already happened, obviously:
http://www.shortsshortsshorts.com/?p=1960
I think that one’s my favorite so far.
Please! No more of these teabagging freaks. My brain is throbbing. Now I know what Halloween in West Hollywood looks like to Phyllis Schlafly.
Wow… the white slavery one is really good.
What I wouldn’t give to be able to ride on some of these people’s trains of thought. I imagine it’d be like riding The Matterhorn while on some good meth.
DEY TUK OUR TEEBAGS!!!!
ChernobylSoup: It’s called “Wal-Mart.”
DagNabbit: I saw a bunch of rich white people. I only saw one poor person, and he was a disabled vet. The only person of color there was the woman who sang the National Anthem.
lol
2:16
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEgto0srP3k
DeepFriedTwinkies: Did she sing the National Anthem regularly or did she “SOCIALIST” it all up like “THEY” usually do?
Ha, ha! My elderly father was just at a Teabagging in Sarasota FL and saw a person protesting for “bovine rights.”
Oh, and an American Flag thong man-kini. Love FL.
Hey Kids,
Garrett Quinn here
There were tons of these little bears floating around at the rally. I scooped one up for myself.
RON PAUL AS A BEAR!
It’s so cute how the poor do the bidding of the rich. Just like God intended. I think it’s in the Bible, anyway.
I just passed a group of the teabagging paultards on my way to (and from) the park for my daily run. Didn’t have my camera and I’m too lazy to go back but it was hilarious. The protesters looked like I would expect them too - and honestly, how do ANY of them, as fat and unintelligent as they look, get to experience any teabagging action? It boggles the mind.
But I love the tea and teabag posters they were holding, and the one protesting the “destruction” of the constitution…. only 8 years too late….
IceCreamEmpress: If my ears could speak, they would say “Thank you, IceCreamEmpress. You have enriched us both.”
Up here in New Hampshire:
The entire elderly population gathered at the state house and burned their medicare cards while chanting “Better Dead Than Red” and then Judd Gregg and Governor Lynch held a joint press conference to say they would eat s**t before they accept any stimulus money in the granite state.
Ha ha, actually some people beeped their horns at some people holding signs.
That, and one of the biggest protests in my area (sadly… there was more than one teabagging party here) was on the college campus where the students who don’t pay taxes protested having to pay taxes. I am now ashamed of my town AND my alma mater.
And, of course, because how could it be otherwise there is an ad for Japanese Green Tea on the left-side of the screen. I’m guessing it’s not appropriate for these folks, though.
Hey Teabaggers, keep your liptons off my oolong!
Furries are humans who don their fursuit, role-play as their ‘fursona’, and, I dunno, hump each other’s fuzzy, polyester-clad legs.
Plushies are paraphiliacs who just molest stuffed toys, like in the photo.
STOP MAKING ME THINK ABOUT THIS.
Everybody!
It’s a tard world, after all
It’s a tard world, after all
It’s a tard world, after all
It’s a tard tard world
Join me kids!
It’s a tard world, after all
It’s a tard world, after all
It’s a tard world, after all
It’s a tard tard world
Christ!! Would you look at the schlong on that bear?
I’m a big black guy, so I don’t get to say this often, but-
Nice gigantic penis you have there, Paddington.
There are about a baker’s dozen of teabaggers in Pioneer Courthouse Square in Portland, OR. And that’s it. No furries. There might be some in Salem (the capital) but mainly the turnout is awful. We even have good weather today (for a change). Protest fail.
WE SHOULD FEAR THEIR MIGHTY NUMBERS.
Don’t these people know that bears are Godless killing machines?
Are furries the wingnut version of the left wing’s paper mache puppets? Cause I gotta go with the furries on this one.
Itsjustme: No. It reads DONT TREAD ON ME. No apostrophe. God hadn’t invented them yet in 1775.
I saw a douchester pouring fucking Arizona Ice Tea into his local harbor, thereby killing the fish and proving himself a douche for all the world to see.
shortsshortsshorts:
Shorts,
Are the pictures on your site meant to induce vertigo, because I’m getting dizzy! I need to go lay down.
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