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It is time. You must see what we have seen. There will be more, and they will be worse. This shitty, muddy, 500-person national protest with NO TEABAGS. Prepare to GO GALT.
Hey lady, Obama is the *other way.* TURN AROUND, and then maybe he’ll consider resigning so that the English Parliament guy on YouTube can take over.
Ha ha sucks to be you! Go play soccer or whatever it is the kids do. (Look at Internet pornography.) Or maybe go to school on this school day.
We saw a group that was about 99% black people, and whoa hey, what a mindfuck! Didn’t they know that it was unsafe for them at the teabagging festival, because of racism? But then it turned out they were just a school group taking the usual walking tour, ha. Still: run!
Shut the FUCK up.
This was the best sign of the day, in the non-ironic sense. Tax slavery does suck!
This lady has offered the beginnings of a delicious beverage! MMM. This could be the next wingnut fad, in which Fox News and Dick Armey would urge protesters to show up in various municipal parks to drink sweet herbal vaginal rinse together.
What the kid on the right is trying to say is that he’s roofied Obama’s tea.
When these kids are in jail for various meth/assault weapons charges, they will remember this day as something of a turning point.
Haw haw u is going to debtor’s prison.
The afternoon climaxed with a mud orgy of umbrella-fucking.
SICK OF TEA PARTY TAX DAY YET? Somehow we are not, yet. More to come!
That photo with the sign reading “I dont want to drink Obama’s tea” is fairly counter-productive to the cause, one would think. But whatever I TOTALLY AGREE!!!!11!
Hannah Montana for president?
That’s right, lady. You are the silent majority no more. Now, you are the MINORITY. Continue being silent, though.
The socialist teleprompter sign forgot to mention Acorn and Muslins.
John Galt would crush you like a bug, buddy, and never look back.
Did Atlas shrug because he couldn’t figure out what the fuck they thought they were really going to accomplish?
Where’s all the GOP celebs? Where’s the big-shot senators & congressthings?
Hey, some people have work today to support your teabagging, cosplaying, pseudo-terrorism. GET A JOB, YOU LAISSEZ FAIRIES!
That teabag lady has scary teeth. I don’t think she’s going to get any takers on her offer.
I feel bad for those kids forced to protest in the rain by their wingnut parents. Those moms look genuinely scary. I honestly has a sad now.
oh wow. today wonkette haz 1000% FTW
I’m going out on a limb here and guess that the fat chick who didn’t pay her taxes is unemployed.
Haw haw u is going to debtor’s prison. I got a good belly laugh out of that one.
I sometimes forget there are two Amurkas; the one where people finish high school and the one where people drop out in 8th grade and forget every single bit of spelling and grammar they learned. These signs are PAINFUL to read. ELLIPSES ARE NOT THE ONLY KIND OF PUNCTUATION YOU CAN USE IN SENTENCES.
PS: Wherefore art the RonPaultrolls today? Are they all still teabagging Nobama? I need some entertainment.
If it’s a silent majority, those of us in the vocal majority will each have to vow to punch TWO people in the face.
I just can’t get over this; do people not remember that there was an election six months ago, and Obama, who won handily, is now doing exactly what he said he would do?
I hate everyone today, but most especially the fucktards in these pictures.
Maybe the “silent majority” should have fucking voted? Cause otherwise I’m pretty sure you’re the big-mouthed shit-for-brains minority.
Visions of these morans are going to haunt me next time I try to get some good tea-baggin’ on. Assholes.
Aaah, clever clever debtor’s prison guy is another one of those “NO MORE TAXES / STOP CUTTING MILITARY FUNDING” people. Makes perfect sense.
I usually put 2-3 lumps of sugar in my douchebag tea.
You won’t drink his tea, but you’ll let him dip his big brown nutsack in your mouth?
Way to be conflicted, kid.
“Stop Cutting Defense”
This shit makes my head hurt so bad. There’s just no way of convincing people that a 4% increase does not, somehow, amount to a “cut.” Or that the Secretary of Defense is not a secret ACORN operative for suggesting we not make one type of fighter jet anymore.
The phrase “silent majority” just makes me break out in hives all over.
I’d like to take that one lady’s pointy American flag umbrella for a spin through that crowd. Instead, I think I’ll make “Tea Party Day” into “Beer Day.”
This makes me SO SAD that I had to work today and couldn’t go to New Haven and see the “Tea Party.”
I made up for it, though, by talking with my students about the Tenth Amendment, because we’re studying the Little Rock Central High desegregation in 1957. At one point, I said, “If there’s a dispute between the federal government and a state’s government, who wins every time?”
“FEDERAL!!!” they yelled enthusiastically.
Ah, youth.
drrty martini: Yeah. One perfectly respectable sex act: ruined forever.
Someday I’m gonna lie to my grandkids and tell them I did the mud slide at Retardstock!
“I am the silent majority no more”
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
95% of these people are not going to have any higher taxes! And 90% couldn’t have made it all the way through Atlas Shrugged.
Mighty white of these people.
I think if the cameras didn’t show up, neither would Fox News … I mean the tea baggers. I mean really? They’re not paying taxes? Have they ever met anyone from the IRS? Good luck with that.
AnnieGetYourFun: Exactly. And… is she wearing a K-Lo sweatshirt?!?
That chick forgot the tax bill but not the cheeze whiz amirite?
That “tea bag the d-bag” person looks like an attractive younger human female type, so I’m a bit perplexed as to what she’s doing at a wingnut protest. However: trim, apparently well dressed, artificially white teeth, hat with corporate logo = lobbyist.
Prez fired the CEO of flaming GM cars on fire. He should become the Truant Officer In Chief & haul all these truant slave children from a Mittens Polygamy sect into debtors prison. And then fire their parents! Go Prez!
Remember when the Repubs were praying for rain during Barry’s Denver convention speech? Hey, wingnuts, God just answered your prayers–he’s just about 8 months late. God must be a librul half-breed muslin.
DC Hates Me: That seems to be the wingnut excuse for NOT being at these idiot festivals. “We’re conservatives! We have jobs!” They have a point there. I’m liberal, unemployed and I’m going to the idiot festival. But going ironically and will be very drunk.
I caught the Tea Party in front of the San Francisco Civic Center. There aren’t any federal offices there that I’m aware of, so I’m not sure why they chose that location specifically. Nancy Pelosi’s office and a brand new federal building are each only a couple blocks away from there protest location. Regardless, when I got there, the police were dispersing them because they didn’t have permits. Really, is it that hard to properly assemble 42 people?
Anyway, I shot pics of several of them and their signs (Randians, Nobamans, Don’t Tread on Me-ers, Anti-Socialists, etc.) and will have them online later today. I’ll post a link once they’re up.
I don’t know if the “Don’t Ruin My Future” sign is aimed at the government or his Mom. I’m leaning toward Mom since she’s got a hood on the kid and is holding an umbrella over him. Junior won’t melt, lady.
“I’m already $36,000 in debt in Monopoly money.” “Can we please go home now so I can watch Spongepants?”. “C’mon can we please go home I’m soaked it’s been raining all day. Waaaaaaaaaaaaaa!”
Here he is, spokestard for the paultard wing of the teatard movement:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6G3fvNhdoc0
Bitch is proud that she didn’t pay her taxes and at the same time worried that defense spending will be cut. Hmm.
Kev-O-Tron: How big is the crowd in Seattle?
Internally valid: I was just going to say that 99% of these people:
1) do not know the origin of the phrase silent majority
2) don’t actually know WTF socialism is (and probably don’t object to government’s paying for lots of nice things like, say, subsidies on crops so they can buy their artery clogging fast food filled with corn syrup and beef)
3) have never even picked up an Ayn Rand book, let alone read Atlas Shrugged
Idiots.
That kid who’s in $36,000 of debt at the age of 8 REALLY needs to curb that drinking problem… or at least have the credit card cancelled.
Kev-O-Tron: AND POSTING YOUR FINDINGS ON THE SITE, I PRESUME???
These folks just look like they are sad there are no more Palin/KKK Rallies to attend. Let them have their “fun”. However, I do find the brainwashed children offensive.
Can the “I forgot to pay my taxes” picture be used as evidence against her in court?
regularguy: yeah, she ruined it by birthing him.
Why, oh why, can’t the “Silent Majority” SHUT THE F— UP???
I had a reply but I don’t remember it because my teleprompter is broken.
The last big demonstration I attended, greeting the Republitard conventioneers in NYC in 2004, there was the *nicest* young man with a suit, Brylcreemed hair, and large-framed Gucci glasses who was ambling through the scruffily dressed protesters taking long meaningful looks at everyone. He was no more conspicuous than any other ill-camouflaged Federal operative would be.
In the center of the large Gucci logo on the side of his glasses frames was, of course, the pinhole camera whose leads trailed down the croakies running from the earpiece to the concealed recorder in his suit.
How considerate that this generation of Republitards has shown up and willingly offered themselves to have their portraits taken. The first challenge we would have is identifying the idiots, and like the idiots they are, they’ve solved that one for us. Also.
I don’t understand how these people have children. There must be people out there who out drink me and make worse decisions when drinking. Gah! Stupid america.
Surely it is a law now that anyone other than Neil Peart who takes Ayn Rand seriously should be locked up for their own safety?
But I am glad to see all the people using their kids to make a political point. Although, it must boarder on child abuse to make your child carry a sign saying that he won’t drink Obama’s tea. Poor kid won’t get laid forever because of that picture.
BadKitty: “Silent Majority” is the biggest heap of unmitigated bullshit since “Saddam Hussein has weapons of mass destruction.” It is completely wrong on every level.
Yay! for Cold, Wet Rain.
Yay! for Pneumonia!
Lemming Caution: You forgot to mention that the “Stop Cutting Defense” lady is also the “Forgot to Pay My Taxes” lady! Where do the defense munnies come from? BRAIN HURTS!
To my eternal shame and self-disgust, I have read “Atlas Shrugged” and the one redeeming characteristic of John Galt, ironically the one which these fuckheads seem most unwilling to embrace, is that he went the fuck away.
I’m not going because the ones in LA are all apparently in really stupid places like the valley or south bay or glendale. Can’t they protest at City Hall like everyone else?
Dave J.: She’s a he. Look at its neck; bigger around than the columns at the Parthenon.
More funny tea party photographs from Buzzfeed
http://www.buzzfeed.com/akdobbins/scenes-from-a-tea-party
Amazing. The RightWingNutTards can’t even muster a decently attended protest. They’re fast becoming a shrinking cult whose only purpose is to enrich Limbaugh and Beck and Hannity.
Is it dead yet? Then kill it!
Texan Bulldoggette: God answers all prayers, but he’s REALLY bad at his job.
Min: word. they have no idea what anything actually means. Also, JOHN GALT LIVES IN A FANTASY WORLD THAT NEVER EXISTED AND NEVER WILL. These are the same people who think there were dinosaurs on Noah’s ark.
The ‘O’ in “silent majority” is clearly a zero. Good to see the protesters are taking cues from movie theater signs.
I heard them bleating outside my window today on the Auburn campus. They were on a campus paid for by tax dollars and many of them received salaries, military benefits, or other income from tax dollars. Morans.
Atlanta’s rightwingnuts are way more organized (numerous, too), and Fox is pulling out the stops for it. Hannity’s going to broadcast from 7 to 10 at the state Capitol, which is the same MARTA stop that white suburbanites take to go the Braves’ games, so should be a pretty big turnout. Although, Wednesday night, WTF? All the Babdists and other fundagelicals are supposed to be in church. My guess is they’ll get a couple thousand Hannity and Boortz fans. Cobb and Gwinnett counties are the epicenter of smug, suburban know-nothingism east of the Mississippi.
Dave J.:
Good call. I was wondering the same thing.
“What the fuck is that attractive (?) female doing here?”
There’s a crazy, totally crazee, kinda hotchick with a scarf in the first picture, oh, she would be major trouble, and the one with the “Tea Bag the D Bag” is looking ready to go, too. I told you there are always some fucktarded hot chicks, and they all have that allure of teh crazeee. Just watch out for the stage 4 clingers.
Reed: Yes. Oh, Yes.
http://www.facebook.com/ext/share.php?sid=74751877163&h=X-1NM&u=qugii
yourwildhorses: Yeah, that blows my mind. The most generous way to reconcile that, I suppose, is that some people are so deeply, deeply dumb that they have no idea how something like a checking account works. Put $ in, take $ out, etc. Maybe they should all be sent back to middle school, all Billy Madison-like, before they are allowed to have opinions.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I64Ed5iLu4M
So, can I suggest for the non-rained out follow parade for the teabagging today, might I suggest the American Tax March?
That way we get teabagging followed up with ATM.
Why do they give me five “Q’s” but only two “U’s”?
So, Fux News creates news by promoting and attending and running this shit on thier “news” station all day, faux news about a ginned up “protest” by Grass Rootiness folks. Really, how the fuck stupid do they think the rest of us, (the Majority as it were), think we are? We need to contact the FCC, Fox is NOT a news channel. I hate the right wing also.
What the fuck is this about? They’re protesting the tax rates set by the Bush Administration on the money they earned during the Bush Administration, and it’s somehow magically all Obama’s fault?
Also, none of those people are in the top tax bracket. Nor will they ever be, unless they win the fucking lottery. You don’t see Warren Buffett out there, now do you?
Doglessliberal: To be somewhat fair, most non-idiots have also steered well clear of Ayn Rand; indeed, this is a sign of brains and good sense.
I kinda like that one. And what about the intrest by the time he’s old enugh to pay it.
HA!
ManchuCandidate: Just remember, guys, Michelle Bachman is attractive too. Pretty /= sane.
“I’m only 8 and already $36,000 in debt”
I kinda like that one. And what about the intrest by the time he’s old enugh to pay it.
HA!
D’oh
Dave J.: The logo on her hat is the Washington and Lee University Trident. That’s my skoool!
Are you sure these aren’t the Lizard People?
Absolutely priceless. She looks feral. Mommies little Randian:
http://www.shortsshortsshorts.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/campics-026.jpg
Don’t worry about those kids missing school. I guarantee you every last one of them is home schooled by their charming and intelligent parents. Feel better?
Min: Yes. Have any of these people ever read the damn book. A handful of heroic industrial demi-gods led by some sort of Edison/Zeus character who is so clever he comes up with whatever deus ex machina science fiction technology is necessary to further the movement (and Rand’s lumbering plot) in the end get everything they want including, communally, the hot railroad heiress and yet the little people who worship the demi-gods and suffer the consequences of their moral “strike” just end up getting run over by a train. The people who are enamored of Rand and her “philosophy” are really no deeper than the shallow teens who live for the next “Twighlight” book. Last weeks New Yorker had a great Talk of the Town piece about a local meeting of “Objectivists” who seem to spend their entire time together masturbating to their shared “brushes with Ayn” stories.
BadKitty:
True.
I dated a couple “Hot but crazy” types. Not good for my sanity.
I was reminded of something a wiser more experienced with women friend once told me.
“(If she’s) Fucked in the head, (you’re) better off dead.”
ManchuCandidate:
My money’s on “cover girl for closeted GOP Congressoid.” Or Senatroid.
On the other hand, what’s with the white & even teeth? She may be a double agent, or the apostate adult child of librul parents (the other kind of parents sent all their orthodontia money to Pat Robertson and Grover Norquist back in the long-ago).
Jesus Hussein Christ.
Ron Paul, in his fucktarded contribution on the day, has suggested that the gov’t issue letters of marque to independent pirate hunters, as a market-based solution to the whole Somalia thing.
DubyanelLiberal: Now it makes sense. A superprivileged relative of mine went there—quite fratty and conservative, if I remember, or that could have just been him. And pearly-whitey in the picture.
I’m glad their precious “God” decided to literally rain on their parade.
chascates: Yeah, Atlas Shrugged is one of the most boring and drawn out books in the annals of English language fiction. I’d rather read the complete works of George Eliot than reread that thing. However, I doubt these folks are reading anything weightier than the TV Guide or Soap Opera Digest. Speaking of weighty, I wonder where they think the money that Medicaid is paying for their fucking diabetes is coming from?
SmutBoffin: Well, he is a strict adherent of the gold standard, so it stands to reason that he embraces other batshit anachronisms. Next stop: Trade Guilds and the Divine Right of Kings!
Why is Daryl Hannah running for preznet?
gradgrind: “what’s with the white & even teeth?”
She’s the sole heiress to the Chicklets™ fortune.
I’ve got Cavuto on TV. They panned across the crowd and he claimed it was a diverse crowd. Hunh, looked pretty much white male to me. The other point he kept trying to pound in is that this is a trans-party thing - not republican not democrat, just people sick of govt. wastefulness. You’d have to be wildly deluded to buy this shit.
SmutBoffin: Never mind that Letters of Marque are government issued licenses, deputizing private citizens to act on behalf of the government against enemies of the state, which is actually the opposite of a market-based solution. Next he’ll suggest debtors prisons and indentured servitude as a solution to defaulted mortgages.
Breaking nooze - over 900 Revolutionary Way re-enactors turned up in Albany today, including the Home School Fife & Drum Corps.
I wish I were kidding about the latter.
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: just Go Galt already! Good lord, we don’t need you dumbfucks and your contributions of stupidity and greed anyway. Quit shit-talking and go!
thatonegirlsays: Why, whatever do you mean?…
Gallowglass: In his medical practice, his patients probably walk away with prescriptions for leeches to treat their ‘bilious humors’.
I’m not making this up. DC teabaggers were shut down by the Secret Service for throwing tea on the White House lawn. A robotic arm had to open the tea to make sure it wasn’t evil. Was this robotic arm from the teleprompter dude running the White House? I smell a robotic teleprompter sharpie sign on the way!
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/04/15/million-tea-bag-protest-i_n_187243.html
diverse means there’s irish AND german
Prommie: BadKitty: Anyone who’s been to a sci fi or comic book convention knows all about the One Hot Chick in a Sea of Douchebag Guys syndrome.
I wish the new puppy would potty train on these wacks. They wouldn’t even know the difference if he p****d on them with all that crappy weather!
Americans are a supersitious, cowardly lot, so my teabag must be able to strike terror into their hearts.
Dave J.: BINGO! - but she’s probably a ReThug staffer also…
regularguy: but the meth he’s holding for his mom might get wet…
Yes, yes go fucking Galt already. Everyone’s an objectivist until they realize how unexceptional they are. In Rand’s world, they would be so much chaff.
slappypaddy: That was my guess.
Hannity had a caller from Florida (Naples) named Eunice. DOUBTFUL! Most of the Eunices can’t afford to live in Naples.
Gopherit: I didn’t steal her future, I bought it. If she can meet my price, she can buy it back. But she should buy herself a decent pair of shoes first.
Anyone at the Seattle teabagger rally? My apartment is on that block and I just want to make sure these wingtards from Sammamish don’t burn my building down.
8 year old is going to be taking GED classes if he/she doesn’t get his ass to school.
Where are the testicles?
I thought there’d be testicles.
President Beeblebrox:
Triumph the Insult Dog at a Star Wars Premeire. To normal girl: “You must have a veritable pick of the litter here”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugk37TvIR8E
President Beeblebrox: Melissa Huckaby just broke the mold on crazy, kids. I’m guessing this whole catastrophe’s bout to go grand mal.
loquaciousmusic: god and little baby jeebus bless you. maybe a future generation won’t be as dumb as rick perry re: the bill of rights.
Today, we are all John Galt.
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That pretty lady in the first photo looks like a Muslin. How is that possible?
Gallowglass: Well, he IS the original Paultard!
Did she forget to pay taxes or forget that she doesn’t have a job?
I know I come late to this retarded spectacle, but after just a few minutes perusing the photographic evidence, I have a humble request for the editors. Please, won’t you stop? You’re just giving these pathetic bitterz the negative attention they crave, and assisting their reighteously indignant delusions that with a 10th grade education, they too will be a captain of industry whose taxes will be raised by a mulatto Muslim with a gay dog.
Uniquely American orthodoxy that someday you’ll be rich + wingnut belief that their voices “haven’t been heard” when they were heard for 8 long years + heaping helping of stupid = just sad, actually. I
pondscum: Same woman who thinks a 4% increase in military spending is a “defense cut.”
Excuse me, if you would all kindly form a line and step up to dip your teabag in a nice cup of Koolaid. Now now, no pushing and shoving — everyone will get a dixicup!
pat robertsons personal trainer: I don’t think Rick Perry has any clue as to just how fucking stupid he really is.
Now that Easter’s over, it looks like Mary Magdelene had some free time to burn up in that first photo. She tried to get a crowd chant of “Render unto Ceaser” going, but no one joined in.
If you really want to see some “stupid” on display, go read the Q&A transcript on the Teabaggery with Giant Asshat Grover Norquist over at WaPo.
I attended the teabagging party in Fairhope, AL. It was eerily similar to a Disney Cruise. I hate to tell ya’ll, but there were only a few benign spending signs, and about 1000 American Flags…lots of music, a tribute to every branch of the military, and a warning that there would be no party-bashing. It was a dixie love fest. I asked an elderly couple if they brought their guns, and they laughed and told me “you might be a spy”. I told them, “my cover is blown”. I took pictures, but the only teabaggers in the crowd were an elderly couple, about 100 years old, who had a couple of teabags hanging from their hats.
PomPom: Brings to mind the quote I heard from Mark Shields from someone at a gov’t meeting, wondering, “Why do the taxpayers have to pay for this stuff- why can’t the government pay for it?” Morans indeed.
DeepFriedTwinkies: Nice try but given the location, I don’t believe you.
MarSF: It is pretty unbelievable, I know. Mostly elderly. I submitted a photo for proof.
President Beeblebrox: One year, I *was* that One Hot Chick. Such fun.
Just so you know, I came home really dejected and disappointed. I left after an hour. It could get more interesting as the evening wears on, who knows.
IceCreamEmpress: I was with you on this point for a while now, but then I remembered all the “conversations” I’ve had with either Paultards or Palintards recently and realized that none of this is supposed to make any sense at all anyway. It’s theatre of the absurd, and as the audience, I’m going to sit back and enjoy it.
um, who is the hot piece in the brown trenchcoat in the first photo?
That one kid wants to give “Government Power” blue balls. NOT COOL.
The “Tea Bag, D-Bag” lady has a lovely smile.
saucemaster: A headscarf wearing Muslin?
You know what’s absolutely just precious? The fact that none of these dumb fucks realize that Ayn Rand ABSOLUTELY LOATHED these “monstrous, disgusting” people! HAHAHAHAHA! Also, Conservatives! NOBODY bothered to check it out! Bwahahahahah!
http://www.aynrand.org/site/PageServer?pagename=education_campus_libertarians
http://aynrandlexicon.com/lexicon/conservatives.html
Deepthroat: Wouldn’t the productive members of society be off inventing something instead of standing in the fucking rain holding up signs referencing a 1200 page unreadable manifesto by some bitch who believed selfishness was the key to success?
why is Lipton waiting so long to unveil its new slogan?!
Lipton: protest tea of choice for unorganized populist movements.
kettles a’whistlin, ad guys.
nestor: yes, that too. also, not really.
well, more accurately, “…faux-populist movements incited by wealthy, white radio hosts unhappy their taxes could go up and encouraging their frothy, Cro-magnum listeners to protest on their behalves.”
that probably won’t fit on the box, though.
Deepthroat: Jeez, that bitch hated everybody, didn’t she?
nestor: “some bitch who believed selfishness was the key to success.”
It’s not?
I never read Atlas Shrugged but I did play most of Bioshock it did not seam like a place I’d want to be, except the shooting bees out of my hand, and the killing of children. also such as
DeepFriedTwinkies: First…you are brave. Teabaggers in ALABAMA?! I live in DC and I avoided them there.
And I point this out over and over. The military is a biggest socialist organization in the US. They all get paid the same for each pay and grade, they get subsidized stores where the prices are kept low, free healthcare while active duty, and subsidized programs for your children and spouses.
I speak from experience being a military dep for 40 years. But tell one of these teabaggers that, and they will go apeshit on you. But there they go, honoring them a their Teabagging, down with socialists, muslins, and left wing fascists rallies.
Don’t cry for the 8 year old. He’ll be able to work it off in the re-education camps like the rest of us….
saucemaster: A nun, I think.
Good news, everyone– The Governor of Texas is threatening to secede from the Union!
And ain’t this precious, according to HuffPo, one of the Teabagers at the Austin rally said she “took the day off of home-schooling her three children and brought them to the rally to teach them about civic duty. Knowlton, a critic of the Social Security system and the United Nations, said she felt camaraderie at the demonstration.”
I’m not sure whether this makes me want to laugh or cry
Warning to teabaggers: Don’t get duped by Arugula-eating citizen journalists pretending to be one of us!
http://democralypsenow.blogspot.com/2009/04/disgruntled-conservatives-use-poor.html
My sign — SHOW US YOUR TEATS — drew many honks of support at the local protest.
Hooray For Anything: They tried it once before. Went rather badly for them, as I recall. In fact, they were conquered by force and undisguisedly ruled as a subject province for several years afterward, accompanied by the abrogation of any treaties existing prior to their defeat. I guess the US is harder to beat in a war than Mexico. Huh, who knew?
Warren Terror: yeah, pretty much.
TeddyS: TOTES WIN
Hurray for Anything: And prettyboy is an idiot–he doesn’t even realize that the Texas constitution says we can divide into five states, NOT that we can secede.
Seriously, since when is it ok for a governor to be talking secession? That’s bullshit. But he’s just pitching his little baby fit before he sucks on the federal teat just like he knew he would anyway.
Weenie-ass twatwaffle. That’s Perry.
wow, 500? was that 500 nation-wide? Are you sure you weren’t counting press?