Your Wonkette Teabagging Photo Tour, Part I

It is time. You must see what we have seen. There will be more, and they will be worse. This shitty, muddy, 500-person national protest with NO TEABAGS. Prepare to GO GALT.

Hey lady, Obama is the *other way.* TURN AROUND, and then maybe he'll consider resigning so that the English Parliament guy on YouTube can take over.

Ha ha sucks to be you! Go play soccer or whatever it is the kids do. (Look at Internet pornography.) Or maybe go to school on this school day.

We saw a group that was about 99% black people, and whoa hey, what a mindfuck! Didn't they know that it was unsafe for them at the teabagging festival, because of racism? But then it turned out they were just a school group taking the usual walking tour, ha. Still: run!

Shut the FUCK up.

This was the best sign of the day, in the non-ironic sense. Tax slavery does suck!

This lady has offered the beginnings of a delicious beverage! MMM. This could be the next wingnut fad, in which Fox News and Dick Armey would urge protesters to show up in various municipal parks to drink sweet herbal vaginal rinse together.

What the kid on the right is trying to say is that he's roofied Obama's tea.

When these kids are in jail for various meth/assault weapons charges, they will remember this day as something of a turning point.

Haw haw u is going to debtor's prison.

The afternoon climaxed with a mud orgy of umbrella-fucking.

SICK OF TEA PARTY TAX DAY YET? Somehow we are not, yet. More to come!