DANGEROUS MORONS  3:34 pm April 15, 2009

Teabaggers Try To Kill Nice CNN Lady

by Ken Layne


We saw this about an hour ago and OMFG these people are actual dangerous insane freaks who should be rounded up and buried alive at the landfill. [CNN/YouTube]

 
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chascates April 15, 2009 at 3:38 pm

Wasn’t Lincoln the first President to enact an income tax to help pay for the Civil War?

CaliforniaMike April 15, 2009 at 3:39 pm

Jeez, all the teabaggers are going “full retard” on us.

Real Talk April 15, 2009 at 3:40 pm

It’s amazing how they’ve convinced the Poors that someone is going to take their non-existant money from them. SMH

SuperRounder April 15, 2009 at 3:40 pm

Why would anyone introduce facts into this situation?

P Drizzle April 15, 2009 at 3:40 pm

Santelli for President? I guess these people all built their own homes from mud, twigs and horseshit.

danadevin85 April 15, 2009 at 3:41 pm

she better get out of there before she catches a beat down
but im glad she told it like it was

cal April 15, 2009 at 3:42 pm

Does NASA really have a space treadmill?

youknew April 15, 2009 at 3:42 pm

Angry, frustrated white dudes. What can you say? Nothing more frightening. Welcome to my world.

Serolf Divad April 15, 2009 at 3:43 pm

Lincoln would have sent Sherman to burn down Fox News.

karen April 15, 2009 at 3:43 pm

Nice CNN lady? She’s a heckler, and you know it :P BUT, that’s not to say that i do not agree with her heckling in her quest for truth and meaning among America’s mental rejects.

Colander April 15, 2009 at 3:43 pm

Man, people are so bored. Is there no weed in Chicago?

Custerwolf April 15, 2009 at 3:43 pm

Dude is definitely overtaxed. Calgon take him away.

thejames@thejamesrocket.com April 15, 2009 at 3:43 pm

[re=290385]chascates[/re]: Right in one, Chas.

youknew April 15, 2009 at 3:44 pm

I’d like to see some FOX news coverage, but I’m too afraid to look…oh and I’m at work.

twowheeljunkie April 15, 2009 at 3:44 pm

[re=290385]chascates[/re]: Homerun.

LittlePinky82 April 15, 2009 at 3:44 pm

Even Donald Duck knows it’s patriotic to pay your taxes- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqiBxeVxgl0

Come here a minute April 15, 2009 at 3:44 pm

I hope she got out of there before she asked her next question, which was, “Sir, do you realize you are a fucking moron?”

sezme April 15, 2009 at 3:45 pm

Ma’am, Ma’am, Ma’am! That guy must have been a real joy to teach in grade school.

Woodwards Friend April 15, 2009 at 3:46 pm

Not to defend the teabaggers but if you ask a braying idiot a question don’t act all outraged when his answer happens to be braying idiocy.

Noodle Salad April 15, 2009 at 3:47 pm

Dad needs a pacifier, too.

Nerdalicious April 15, 2009 at 3:47 pm

[re=290395]P Drizzle[/re]:
I went to some wingnut websites to lurk. They are all “Rick Santelli blah blah blah, like Santelli gives them gravitas because he’s a screaming ranting lunatic on Catch Nothing Before It Crashes CNBC. I love how they sway from one loser to another Palin…Limbaugh….Steele….Beck….Santelli. Sad.

TGY April 15, 2009 at 3:47 pm

Man, that woman is a graduate of the Liz Glover School of Daredevil Journalism.

hockeymom April 15, 2009 at 3:48 pm

[re=290410]youknew[/re]: I just watched Shepard Smith (liberal plant) and a guest discuss the need for people to read and watch news that presents information OTHER than what they agree with.
This was in response to the report put out saying right-wing extemist groups might be stepping up recruitment.

The guest, a former FBI type, basically said that if people stopped listening to Rush Limbaugh 24/7, the world would be a better place. And then went on to politely bag on typical FOX viewers, with Shep egging him on.

It was fairly amazing.

Man Without Qualities April 15, 2009 at 3:49 pm

[re=290385]chascates[/re]: Indeed, and nothing says “state intervention” like declaring war on a separatist government.

Accordion-o-rama April 15, 2009 at 3:49 pm

Love Al Gore waving at the camera near the end.

DagNabbit April 15, 2009 at 3:49 pm

WTF. Just smash his babies head in and save this poor child a life of “Is that REALLY your lame ass Dad?”

danadevin85 April 15, 2009 at 3:49 pm

20 years from now his kid is going to look back on this tape and be so embarrased

lampadadog April 15, 2009 at 3:50 pm

You’d think they would welcome the media coverage, so that CNN’s vast audience could see what nice, reasonable, yet unfairly-taxed people they are. Just like everyone in America, right? But no, apparently the thing to do is make the average viewer think you’re one hair away from outright violence, because that makes your message so much more palatable.

Atheist Nun April 15, 2009 at 3:51 pm

“Uh, I’m mad at… uuuuuuuuh…. and I want it to stop… and it’s makin’ me mad… and it’s not right… and it’s unfair… and Lincoln… and taxes… and my kid… and it’s makin’ me really mad… and.. uh… duh… HURR DURR… and… uh… I’m mad… uh… LOOK AT MY SIGN… yeah!”

That about sums it all up, doesn’t it?

youknew April 15, 2009 at 3:51 pm

It’s tyranny when the muslin does it, but liberty when the white dictator does it. They really can’t admit the sickness can they?

CaliforniaMike April 15, 2009 at 3:53 pm

[re=290437]danadevin85[/re]: Nah, by then he’ll have smoked weed, listened to Black Sabbath, offed his parents and joined the Taliban.

youknew April 15, 2009 at 3:53 pm

[re=290429]hockeymom[/re]: the grinch’s heart twinges? you shit me.

Lionel Hutz Esq. April 15, 2009 at 3:54 pm

I have never seen a guy more in need of a teabagging ever.

P Drizzle April 15, 2009 at 3:55 pm

[re=290425]Nerdalicious[/re]: heheh. But I do take umbrage at your slighting of Real America’s first lady. Where is your executive experience, sir?

Mustang April 15, 2009 at 3:55 pm

This guy has a future doing catoon character voices. I have to note –What’s with that “nice lady?” She was pretty aggressive in her anti-teabaggingness. She didn’t seem to be very worried about appearing to be unbiased.

thefrontpage April 15, 2009 at 3:56 pm

Anyone out there protesting today is an asshole, pure and simple.

Congrats to that brave CNN reporter for sticking it to these psycho morons.

And no sane person takes AN INFANT, A BABY, to a street protest–seriously. That is just plain stupid–and child endangerment. It’s just psycho.

What a bunch of flaming, pathetic morons.

DagNabbit April 15, 2009 at 3:56 pm

Call Chris Hanson.
Dude is a baby snatcher.

Paterlanger April 15, 2009 at 3:57 pm

Dear fellow Wonketteers (sic), I would like to delicately broach something that I suspect has occurred to all of you as you follow the adventures of the teabaggers. Is it possible, and I hate to even ask it, but is it possible that all this (sudden) angst over the size of the federal deficit and the accompanying irrational fear of tax increases that have yet to be even proposed is due to…the presidents skin color? Just askin’.

19kevin8 April 15, 2009 at 3:58 pm

After reading all these comments I really wish I coiuld get the youtubes at work. damn thing must be clogged.

wonderboom April 15, 2009 at 3:58 pm

Fuck! He’s right. He’s fucking right.
It’s all there — Lincoln, Freedom, Something, Pause, Blank Stare — How could I have been so blind?

Holy shit! Where am I? Why am I wearing a madrassa? And where did all this arugula come from?

MarSF April 15, 2009 at 3:59 pm

The State of Illinois needs to take that baby away from that insane, angry person.

President Beeblebrox April 15, 2009 at 4:00 pm

Wait, I think I saw the Bluesmobile crash through the Honorable Richard J. Daley Plaza there.

That’s where they have that Picasso thing.

Hooray For Anything April 15, 2009 at 4:01 pm

[re=290461]Mustang[/re]: I like how both the reporter and the CNN anchor could barely contain the fact they think this whole thing is the most idiotic thing they’ve seen in awhile.

The Helvetica Scenario April 15, 2009 at 4:02 pm

[re=290461]Mustang[/re]: Poochie, perhaps?

Decker April 15, 2009 at 4:02 pm

I thought the point of teabagging was gratification. Nobody there seems very happy. Maybe they’re doing it wrong.

Lazy Media April 15, 2009 at 4:02 pm

Bad interview, all the way around. Typical ratings-driven teevee journalism. She could have just let the wingnut finish his stupid point, instead of interrupting him with non sequiturs (he wasn’t talking about taxes, SHE was), and she didn’t have to holler at him, but that’s what makes teevee nooze EXCITING. Mike Judge is a prophet.

Ow, my balls!

DagNabbit April 15, 2009 at 4:04 pm

Where are those nice black Muslim angst-ridden teenage pirates who are distraught over the LAST time we went into a country fucked everything up and left, but now are pissed off, well armed and looking to spill white blood, at when you REALLY need them?

danadevin85 April 15, 2009 at 4:07 pm

[re=290486]Lazy Media[/re]:

yep it’s best not to interrupt
and just let an idiot babble on national television

President Beeblebrox April 15, 2009 at 4:08 pm

Dude sounded a lot like John the Stutterer from Howard Stern, particularly when he kept saying “Ma’am”.

OK, so the Chitown teabag fest looked a lot like the Dee Cee one, except with no rain, viz. about 100 to 200 angry white folks with Gadsden flags and handwritten signs expressing their unbelievable anger at our new Muslin overlord. Win!

The funny thing is that Lincoln, the dude’s hero, was arguably one of the LEAST liberty-friendly Preznits EVAR, since he was a War Preznit and did things like suspend habeas corpus and suppress domestic disturbances with Federal troops (NYC Draft Riots of 1863).

[re=290467]Paterlanger[/re]: Naw. Never, ever would any Republican judge someone based on the color of their skin.

Uncle Al April 15, 2009 at 4:09 pm

[re=290475]wonderboom[/re]: /Hilarious. I kept wondering where he was going with that Lincoln stuff, and never did find out….

Buzz Feedback April 15, 2009 at 4:10 pm

There is no greater oppressed group in the history of humankind than white, Christian males. How the fukk do they find the will to survive?

P.S. Nice dragging the kid to the tard-fest. You’re going to turn him gay before the end of Hopey’s second term.

P Drizzle April 15, 2009 at 4:11 pm

[re=290467]Paterlanger[/re]: Do you dare question the obvious fact that black people can’t manage money? Don’t say Mark “just like Zimbabwe” Sanford didn’t warn you when inflation reaches 5000%.

Lazy Media April 15, 2009 at 4:15 pm

[re=290497]danadevin85[/re]: Well, the point of the story seemed to be, “These people are morons,” but instead what we got was “These people are probably morons, but jeebus, what a bitch this reporter is.” If the story is about babbling idiots (and what ELSE would Tea Party coverage be about), you should let them babble.

Custerwolf April 15, 2009 at 4:18 pm

[re=290486]Lazy Media[/re]: Will Fresca short out my circuit board??

Roger Williams hates your ways April 15, 2009 at 4:23 pm

[re=290486]Lazy Media[/re]: Ummm, why are you under the delusion that this guy actually had a point? It’s TAX DAY and these guys are protesting, so naturally the reporter has the right to ask the moron what the fuck any of his rambling has to do with taxes.

JDHART April 15, 2009 at 4:24 pm

Nice place to take your baby.

It’s a shame that this guy is the only one who ever has had to pay taxes. Lincoln would be really pissed.

Portugal (The Man) April 15, 2009 at 4:28 pm

[re=290517]Lazy Media[/re]:

That’s what YOU got out of it sizzle chest.

Custerwolf April 15, 2009 at 4:29 pm

[re=290507]Buzz Feedback[/re]: That’s not his kid, he operates a daycare.

Min April 15, 2009 at 4:29 pm

I’d harass her, too. She’s an asshole. But he’s an idiot, so I call it a tie.

Custerwolf April 15, 2009 at 4:37 pm

[re=290570]Min[/re]: More of a BOLO, I’d say.

Zadig April 15, 2009 at 4:38 pm

[re=290429]hockeymom[/re]: How Shep hasn’t been outed yet is incomprehensible to me.

Buzz Feedback April 15, 2009 at 4:46 pm

[re=290565]Custerwolf[/re]: This is what I get for watching with the sound off.

randem April 15, 2009 at 4:51 pm

Dear god… that man is close enough to get me when I leave work. AAAAGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!

scarymuppet April 15, 2009 at 4:54 pm

Am I correct that this man is comparing taxes to slavery?

pat robertsons personal trainer April 15, 2009 at 5:05 pm

damn. i’m pretty sure that’s the first time i’ve heard anyone on-air at cnn refer to faux news as “right wing.”

psilage April 15, 2009 at 5:12 pm

Just so so much like the crowd scenes in Idiocracy.

But I’m so happy that she isn’t pouring gas on the fire with false equivalency and polite questioning.

Itsjustme April 15, 2009 at 5:25 pm

[re=290628]randem[/re]: Does his wife know he is using Junior as a prop?

kenskids April 15, 2009 at 5:26 pm

[re=290654]pat robertsons personal trainer[/re]: I was thinking the same thing — often implied, never stated. It may be my poor screen resolution, but she looks a bit like Dana Perino, also. I am cognitively dissonanted.

greensprout April 15, 2009 at 5:33 pm

[re=290517]Lazy Media[/re]: I imagine she’d probably already been out there long enough at that point to be at the end of her sanity leash.

DagNabbit April 15, 2009 at 5:35 pm
zenferret April 15, 2009 at 5:45 pm

[re=290735]DagNabbit[/re]: Um… “Why did Fox edit”… Wasn’t that a CNN broadcast not a Fox broadcast?

Are them Fox dudes editting for CNN now? Wow…

DagNabbit April 15, 2009 at 5:49 pm

[re=290768]zenferret[/re]: That’s what I said. Fucking DailyJew fucks it all up…

dogscantlookup April 15, 2009 at 7:05 pm

[re=290486]Lazy Media[/re]: teabagging has electrolytes! also

DangerousLiberal April 15, 2009 at 7:08 pm

I, I, I, I ….

Was that guy trying to make a point about Lincoln, or about to bust into a rousing version of “Crazy Train”? I’m guessing the latter, because if he knew anything less about Lincoln he’d be declared brain dead, by Bill Frist, also on tee vee.

DangerousLiberal April 15, 2009 at 7:11 pm

[re=290410]youknew[/re]: Fox=NSFW or NSF people with brains.

decora April 15, 2009 at 7:27 pm

whats up with the landfill comment. thats rather illiberal

Trace April 15, 2009 at 9:07 pm

I know longer have the energy to troll the comments on that video.

I just find it interesting that so many conservatives are crying foul about how they’re being called “teabaggers” and how “when you don’t have an intelligent argument, you name-call;” but then dozens of comments on there are calling this woman a bitch and accusing her of being biased.. then calling Fox news fair and balanced.

*Le sigh*

I don’t have the energy.

engulfedinflames April 15, 2009 at 10:27 pm

i hate all these fucking fucks and their children

Manofsteel April 16, 2009 at 1:26 pm

She’s got all the smart points, but her “I’m a JOURNALIST! Look at me be all JOURNALISTY with my microphone and my facts and also my haircut!” it kind of obnoxious. Granted, she’s surrounded by a sea of obnoxious, but still. Getting all IN YO FACE with my SIR DO YOU REALIZE tactics doesn’t make CNN look that great either.

mikeyboypdx April 16, 2009 at 3:32 pm

[re=290405]Colander[/re]: I nearly spit out my orange juice, it was just that funny.

No but seriously, I’m in Portland, and allah knows there’s a shit-ton of high-octane BC Bud, as well as the good shit from Humboldt County, as well as Maui Wowie out here…..and you know what? Our crowd was just as angry, racist, and ignrunt.

On the plus side, I lost 8 pounds after watching all this proto-fascist crap because I couldn’t stop vomiting. Best. Diet. Ever.

bubba April 18, 2009 at 5:01 pm

It is a perfect example of the perspective held not just by CNN but those bringing the stories to the network as well. (like hires like). If the left wing loons would step back (or if they could) they would possibly be able to see why the ratings are OWNED by fox. You, as a journalist, cannot make the news. If you ask a question, you either have to know the answer in advance or be ready to endure whatever answer you get. And do NOT interrupt someone of whom you have solicited an answer. Realize that the common man sees the difference between presenting the facts of a story and driving a story. These fools on the left have succeeded in electing a socialist agenda and its puppet masters. They now have to endure the ramifications of their actions. Winning an election does not make converts of the other side. Nothing these fools have done with the economy is helping to do so. If you don’t feel overtaxed, you are probably part of the problem. The load is being shifted to be carried by too few. The load is becoming too large to begin with. We (especially the non taxpayer) are asking and expecting too much of the government (actual taxpayers). You could confiscate all the wealth held by the the top 5% (paying over half the taxes annually) and it would not solve the problem. Recall that this is precisely one of the primary driving issues for the American revolution against Britain. And if they can take mine, they can take yours. And if I’m not there to hire you, who will? Not just anyone is qualified to run a business SUCCESSFULLY. This is best evidenced in those running this country (into the ground).

jus_wonderin March 16, 2010 at 5:43 pm

[re=290467]Paterlanger[/re]: Honestly, just this morning I was thinking…will they all go away if Obama doesn’t get a second term? I bet we will see hide nor hair of them if the spendtrift Republicans get the WH back. This is more than the myiad of wild reasons each one of them gives for the movement. You might be right.

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