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Oh Good, Because It Was Getting To Be Weird That Bo Obama Hadn’t Nabbed A Book Deal Yet

  • 48% of Americans and 0% of Lipton executives feel that American taxes are just fine they way they are. [AMERICAblog]
  • There’s a new book in the works called Bo, America’s Commander-in-Leash. Meghan McCain is not at all involved in its publication but will still probably received a high six-figure advance. [The Caucus]
  • An atheist, who has bravely come out as a former infant, has just succeeded in removing his name from the Church of England’s records as having been baptized. [Telegraph via Andrew Sullivan]
  • Guess who is just rolling in money these days? Democratic Governors, who, despite being Democratic Governors, have raised $5.3 million in three months of a non-election year. [CNN Political Ticker]
  • Meet GOProud, which is exactly what you’d think it’d be, except even gayer. And Reaganier. [Top of the Ticket]


3:06 PM on Wed April 15 2009
By Juli Weiner
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  1. magic titty says at 3:14 pm, April 15th, 2009

    How’d you underline that “hadn’t” shit?

  2. Tommy Says Soooo, Jugdish! says at 3:16 pm, April 15th, 2009

    I’m wondering if the Anglican bore will give back all his birthday presents since he didn’t consent to his birthing either.

  3. Internally valid says at 3:21 pm, April 15th, 2009

    The “silent majority” of teabaggers must not talk to pollsters either.

  4. Lionel Hutz Esq. says at 3:24 pm, April 15th, 2009

    Wait, wasn’t Commander-in-Leash the title of Cindy McCain’s S&M handbook?

  5. Atheist Nun says at 3:28 pm, April 15th, 2009

    An atheist… has just succeeded in removing his name from the Church of England’s records as having been baptized.

    GO, BROTHER! RUN! RUN LIKE THE WIND!! lol

  6. glamourdammerung says at 3:30 pm, April 15th, 2009

    Sometimes, I really would like a return to the “compassionate conservatism” of the mid 1930s, if only to see filth like GOProud marched to the ovens.

  7. Mahousu says at 3:36 pm, April 15th, 2009

    magic titty: Perhaps the underline tag? Of course, if it doesn’t work here, this will seem pointless.

    So to get back on topic, let me say right now that I do not want to play Marry, Fuck, Kill with Bo, America’s Commander-in-Leash.

  8. space stout says at 3:50 pm, April 15th, 2009

    Mahousu: Nor do I want to play Marry, Fuck , Kill with the GOProudtards. Though I guess the choice would be easy…

  9. DangerousLiberal says at 5:31 pm, April 15th, 2009

    $5.3 million? Why waste valuable bits even telling us about chump change? Next goobernatorial campaign, $5.3 million is one media buy by one or maybe two governors. To deny ever consorting with hookers and with ACORN, also.

  10. DangerousLiberal says at 5:33 pm, April 15th, 2009

    Also:

    “”With the DGA being owned and operated by the labor unions and Democrats controlling the House, Senate and Presidency, we’d be shocked if they weren’t breaking records,” said RGA spokesman Mike Schrimpf. “Big labor is flooding the DGA with cash in an effort to buy the governor’s race and expand union power.”"

    Damn, I am so bummed that labor unions give money to Dems, and that the Dems, who are a majority in the house, support the Democratic Governors’ Association. That’s totally weird, seeing as how they’re in the same party and everything.

    It’s logic like this that will sweep Palin/Jindal 2012 to victory. Wake up, morans!

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