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Liberal ‘IRONIC’ Hipster ACORNS Nearly Brawl With Local Oaf

We saw this tuxedoed pig-man belting his terrifying song about money outside the White House without knowing, say, what the hell was wrong with him. And then other non-tuxedoed protesters started yelling in his ear and telling him to shut up, so we just assumed that it was a microcosm of the considerably important ideological war between the Insanes and the AstroTurfs. But some lady later informed us that these tuxedoed pigs were “probably” secret ACORN agents, who, if you recall, make up Obama’s personal S.S. “hit squad.” They are employing the liberal tactic of Irony to show that the Tea Parties are just a corporate scam. Whatever. But they do have the cops in their back pocket! [YouTube]


3:11 PM on Wed April 15 2009
By Jim Newell
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  1. msmoneypenny says at 3:16 pm, April 15th, 2009

    He’s no Susan Boyle. Loser.

  2. StephanieInCA says at 3:16 pm, April 15th, 2009

    Oh they *wish* they had cops in their “back pocket.” Har har har. God this is getting old.

  3. Serolf Divad says at 3:17 pm, April 15th, 2009

    OMG! There were literally dozens of people there!

  4. But don’t Muslins hate pigs and music and happiness? How can this man be a Muslin? He’s probably an unholy albino Kenyan Grandmaster of ACORN.

  5. Teabag TruckNutz!!!eleventy!

  6. shortsshortsshorts says at 3:17 pm, April 15th, 2009

    The REAL PIGS are those teachers. ALWAYS TEACHING OUR KIDS? I DON’T THINK SO.

  7. Crank Tango says at 3:20 pm, April 15th, 2009

    How long before the “I’m Boring!” Guy gets a show on Fox “News”?

  8. Come here a minute says at 3:23 pm, April 15th, 2009

    The “I’M BORING” guy was great! Which side was he on? Who cares. BORING!

  9. SayItWithWookies says at 3:28 pm, April 15th, 2009

    I was wondering what those Redskins fans did in the off-season.

  10. Mad Farmer Manifest says at 3:29 pm, April 15th, 2009

    Wait, I thought Jim was the pig according to those always rational PUMA ladies? I’m confused. Maybe things would be more clear if someone teabagged me.

  11. MargeSimpsonsBlackFriend says at 3:29 pm, April 15th, 2009

    Oh I saw this guy this weekend in front of the Muslin house. Except then he had 3 other retards singing with him.

  12. Gopherit says at 3:42 pm, April 15th, 2009

    So much for Teabagging day, today is fucking performance art day. I wish I was high. This would be so much better then.

  13. engulfedinflames says at 3:58 pm, April 15th, 2009

    Gopherit: i’m wandering around the house looking for my,what was that i was looking for again…fuckit…..this teabagging thing is a huge disappointment, no violence,no stirring oratory. there isn’t enough reefer on earth to make it phenominal i quit.

  14. Scandalabra says at 4:15 pm, April 15th, 2009

    That has to be the saddest event in the history of civilization.

  15. wallythepug says at 4:26 pm, April 15th, 2009

    I’ll bet he’s a remnant from the “Billionaires for Bush” crowd who used to show up at Kerry events and pretend to be Bush’s money pals, dripping with irony. They couldn’t sing either.

  16. yourwildhorses says at 4:27 pm, April 15th, 2009

    I love the cops-drama at the end.

  17. Mustang says at 4:36 pm, April 15th, 2009

    Come here a minute: That was my first good laugh of the day. Especially when he says “NAH NAH NAH! BORING!” And then he got in trouble with the police. Marvelous!

  18. donner_froh says at 5:53 pm, April 15th, 2009

    The D.C. cop dealing with the BORING guy did it just right. Calming him down with honeyed words while making a point of patting the guy’s arm to show that, since he is a cop, he can touch him, hit him with a nightstick or tase his ass.

  19. wonderboom says at 5:59 pm, April 15th, 2009

    Even pig-men are doing better than the Uhmurrkin Tax Payer!

    Stop spending our children’s money!

    And I Saaaiid: STOP CUTTING DEFENSE SPENDING!!!

    ALSO, MOTHERFUCKERS! ALSO!!!

  20. ladymacbeth says at 12:57 am, April 16th, 2009

    wtf is up with that rain?

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