We're Back From D.C.'s 'Flagship' Tea Party, And... Yeah

Just an unbelievable amount of fail today. Pouring rain and NO tea bags to be seen whatsoever, save for this nice lady's hat, which -- to her credit -- fairly accurately depicts the sexual act of teabagging. We'll have many, many more pictures and videos from our terrifying sojourn to Lafayette Park coming up shortly, as well as important stories about ACORNs in tuxedos and how we inadvertently insulted the shit out of Fox News' Griff Jenkins. What you need to do RIGHT NOW though is read thisWashington Poststory for *crucial* background information about the Root of All Fail.