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Look, it’s the mangy half-breed street cur Ted Kennedy dropped on the Obamas’ doorstep the other night. He has been wormed. The Obama family showed him to the press yesterday to prove that they haven’t eated him, yet. [MSNBC]
9:24 AM
on Wed April 15 2009
By
Sara K. Smith
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I’d fuck it.
So when is Rush Limbaugh going to make a joke comparing the Obama children to the dog?
Marry.
Let me see:
1. Iraq imploding.
2. Afghanistan ” “.
3. Economy ” “.
4. Constitutional rights ” “.
And America’s attention is taken up by the President’s dog.
Ah, well.
No empire lasts forever.
It was fun while it lasted.
(Boy, am I glad I don’t have kids. I can just sit back and enjoy the Appocalypse.)
Crab1: doggystyle, I’m assuming?
Sooooo cute! Bo is the new Butterstick.
Dewormed. As a veterinary pathobiologist told me, “The worms are doing the worming all by themselves.”
Neilist: My kids are glad you don’t have kids.
Have fun at your little “Appocalypse”.
Barry is so fucking white.
Nice camera work with the shot of Michelle’s ass. Quality journalism there…
You guys are such assholes. In the Yoo Kay we’re looking forward to five/ten years of Etonians in penis hats and women’s underwear, on horses, *hunting and killing* cute widdle doggies. And poors.
InsidiousTuna: Bo is so fucking white.
Why, he’s like a little Rory Calhoun!
FaunceyGardner: Go back to your “Dog Update.”
The people who run the world appreciate your lack of attention, and “sense of irony.”
(Amazing how the Snarkettes of the Weimar Republic stopped Hitler, isn’t it? That arch smugness REALLY gets things done, doesn’t it?)
roasted on a spit, he could be washed down with tea, with a side of hobo beans, all cooked over a fire made from burning derivatives — making the most out of our great merkun resources.
Heard Rush Limbaugh just say the Southern Poverty Law Center’s claim there is a huge danger in a rise in radical right wing groups, because of the Bu$hco. economy, is just an attack on conservatives and his good little dittoheads. Rush whined, “The guvment is always attacking conservatives as the enemy!” The journalist responded to his schlock with, “No one said conservatives, Rush.” Rush proves again his “conservative” listeners are actually “Anti-American Skin Head Right Wing Fascists” claiming to be “patriotic American conservatives.” Seig Heil, Rush, Seig Heil! Now go pop another Oxycontin!
Bo can’t bark without his precious teleprompter.
Did the nets send out the trainees to shoot the video? Asphalt, shoes, closeups without anything discernable….
Impressed how Young Bo didn’t freak at all the loony attention. Nothing like an intro to all these tall humans with a slavering mob of journos a few yards away.
it’s always funny how the ones who are having a melt down because of the dog coverage waste their precious time commenting on it LOL
pondscum:
pondscum: Right?
That camera man likes 1st lady butts and he cannot lie.
He zoomed way on up in there and stayed for awhile.
…oh c’mon Barry, all the other black people are going to laugh at you if you show with that at a pitbull fight!
Neilist: Come on, man! Some of us fighting on the front lines want to laugh every now and then. Lighten up. I’m a gay activist, and gay sailor living in Oklahoma. You don’t think I need a break from the fire bombings by catching a joke at Wonkette’s every now and then? Jeesh! I wanna so “Poop Hats” today!
“I wanna so ‘Poop Hats’ today!” so = see Jeesh! Hate typos.
magic titty: Oh, thats good! “Bo can’t bark without his precious teleprompter!” bwahahahahha
Does anyone have the number to “Call Rape!” I just got tea bagged, and he smudged my mascara while he was at it! I look like I have two BLACK EYES! Just kidding… Just got done feeding the horses and cattle at the ranch here in Oklahoma! Yee Haw. Can’t wait to see the Fox News viewers parading around the court house later today… Should be great entertainment. I hope they have barbeque.
Has he been de-balled yet? I’d hate for him to miss out on all the teabagging action that’s going on today.
What? No pooping on the lawn or biting reporters? Damn, change has come to the WH pet.
BTW, here’s hoping that they don’t make any doggy Xmas short films this year.
Can we keep the adorable shit to a minimum? I come here for snark, not adorable kids, cute puppies, and happily committed married couples frolicking on rolling green grass underneath the cherry blossoms!
Also: Breaking news? Really MSNBC? I weep for the state of our media. 4th estate my ass!
Serolf Divad: That’s Imus, “That’s one nappy headed dawg.”
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_United_States_presidential_pets
Hoover had alligators, making him the coolest president ever
freppish: Teddy Roosevelt had a badger and a one-legged rooster.
GaySailor:
your right
everyone needs a aaaawwww thats so adorable moment
At 3:45 reporter says Bo can’t swim and the Obamas are going to have to teach him. Helloooo… It’s a freaking Portuguese WATER dog!!! Teddy may have given them a retarded dog, also.
Frances Coolidge is still the winner. She had all manner of critters, including a raccoon she pardoned from being eaten at Thanksgiving (no lie). http://www.calvin-coolidge.org/html/coolidge_pets.html
Coolidge used to lock up one of her cats to make it yowl. What an asshole that guy was.
freppish: No mention of Nixon’s dog, Checkers. Are these just the pets they had while IN the WH? Some of those lists are Llllooonnnngggg….
MargeSimpsonsBlackFriend: I come here for snark, not adorable kids, cute puppies, and happily committed married couples
Just for you, we’ll bring Cheney back to shoot them all in the face.
FaunceyGardner: Neilist’s kids are glad they don’t exist either.
Jesus Christ. The guy has already worked harder in three months than GWB in 8 years amd he can’t get his daughters a fucking puppy?
Neilist: Fuck off, you dim-witted child.
If there was any doubt that Bo is gayer than a rainbow of Skittles, the poof on his tail removes all doubt. And what are they feeding him? He looks twice as big as yesterday’s photo.
First of all, how many cups of coffee did that annoying anchor have? What an annoying anchor, no matter who it is. Just annoying. And irritating.
Second, yes, the Obamas are an attractive family. But what the hell is “a picture-perfect American family?” Really, we’ll ask again: What the hell is a “picture-perfect American family?”
And people wonder why people make fun of cable TV news shows. Really, they all should go back to journalism school for a couple of months, then come back and act like real journalists.
…that probably chose him over other, more qualified dogs!
It’s nice that his color scheme matches Barry’s down to the red collar matching the tie.
danadevin85: I smelt that irony from all the way over here.
FaunceyGardner: Did you feel that sting, Nelliest? Ouch. And so early in the day.
Neilist: Neils darling, pray tell - who are these “people who run the world” of which you speak? We need to sit down and have a talk. Really.
gjdodger: Thank you for the correction. The tapeworms were encysting.
I watched that video twice, with a stupid, simpy smile on my face. I <3 the Obama Family.
i ate dog in China. it was pretty good.
GaySailor: “gay sailor” & “Oklahoma” are pretty much two things I never expected to see in the same sentence. Umm…good luck in redneck-ville, bubba. Make sure Toby Keith doesn’t mistake you for a cow.
Serolf Divad: I’m sure there’s a Ted Kennedy/water dog/Mary Jo Kopechne joke in there somewhere. Rush is working on that one. The “dog in the White House” franchise belongs to Newt.
ja: Too ugly to get any pussy, eh?
Re: the tomatoes comment: I hopes waterDAWGs don’t have a yen for waterMELONS or them Obamas aint gonna have them nuthin’ ta eat, etc.
Why is this dog not named Amabo? Or at least Bobo Obama?
I just wonder what they’ve budgeted for Bo’s hair relaxer.
Yeah, I went there.
John Tyler had an italian greyhound named Le Beau… So Bo is actually Beau Deux.
Texan Bulldoggette: Ain’t no other kind of sailors come from Oklahoma…
A Bo Puppy costs $10,000.
GaySailor: InsidiousTuna: Half-white!
InsidiousTuna: Bush had a British lap-dog and a Latino parrot.
nader paul kucinich gravel: That’s not true! They cost about $2000. I have one. (unless you were making a joke that I missed?!)