Share this postBachmann Keeps Guard Dog To Scare Socialists, Muslims Awaywww.wonkette.comCopy linkFacebookEmailNoteOtherBachmann Keeps Guard Dog To Scare Socialists, Muslims AwayJim NewellApr 14, 2009Share this postBachmann Keeps Guard Dog To Scare Socialists, Muslims Awaywww.wonkette.comCopy linkFacebookEmailNoteOtherShare$20 and a Wonkette Tee Shirt to whoever steals Michele Bachmann's dog. Just like that.Want to just donate once?