No really, the RNC’s website doesn’t even ask for your e-mail address or anything to send a terrible tea bag postcard to any of these four Democratic politicians. There are 11,000+ submitted already. Can Wonkette pull off a plurality of the final total, with all funny names and/or Politico writers? Sure, if you’re not all busy with your lack of a job or whatever. It takes like -2 seconds. As for the choice of tea bags, well… how could we not choose the sack of rat shit? [RNC]
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You have to hit send like three times for it to work, but you can in fact send a postard signed “Truck Nutz”
First the Rush billboard, now this. I think the RNC and DNC have officially become 11-year-old girls at rival slumber parties. Next will come prank phone calls and massive orders of pizza sent to each other.
Headlines with “GOP” and “Minor” usually provide more funny or, at least, more penis.
Nancy Pelosi will be hearing from Swingin Dick Cheney puh-ritty soon.
Oh this is truly TEH AWESOME! Finally Joe can has my teabagging and my “Butt Secks”.
They’ll all be getting one from “Total Lackof-Irony”.
What the hell? Those are the only options? I would MUCH rather tea bag Michelle Bachmann or Sarah Palin. Joe Biden? Harry Reid? That’s just DISGUSTING.
I.M.N. Asshole?
If you get one from KeepUpTheGoodWorkTheGOPAreDamnFools, that’s mine.
Will Obama understand this subtle message if its not on a teleprompter?
I signed mine as “Teabag D. Nutz”
ummm…. I’ve never seen a teabag shaped like # 4. Are they really stamping GOP elephants on their white hoods these days?
Oh, those GOPers! Thinking they can use an internet with a world famous WAR BLOG on the loose!
Truck Nutz Forever!
That triangular one on the end looks a little gay.
Wow there are a lot of stories about Teabaggers…more tea for them steep up a place where the W don’t shine.
The second teabag looks dirty. The last teabag looks like a KKK hood. In other words, its the GOP as we’ve always known them.
THE WINGNUTS KNOW ABOUT PGTIPS (Teabag #4)? Oh man, I need to switch back to Yorkshire Gold.
Ben Smith just teabagged Harry Reid.
I sent one as “Jim Newell” so they’ll come after YOU!
so how many of you sent one as Chairman Michael Steele like I did?
Signed mine: Just wastin’ RNC time, ha ha!
I sent mine as “Wally the Teabagging Wingnut”
[re=289001]comradepaulson[/re]: I thought it looked a little like a diaper–maybe ‘David Vitter’ should send some of those out, hmmmm…???
I love this whole festive tea party festoonery. I sent a card to Joe Biden from A. Ignorant Republican. Can I do another one?
Only the RNC would design a form that doesn’t require an email address but has a box to ‘Send me a copy.’
[re=288999]Min[/re]: They haz those in the tearooms
I get a warm and fuzzy when Jim makes my meaningless life feel useful by declaring war.
If I don’t like tea, can I use one of those coffee-singles bags instead? Thanks.
I just sent one to Obama signed by Mr. Kixum Gopass
Fisty J. Felcher just sent a message for freedom!
[re=289014]Mustang[/re]: I assume there isn’t a limit. I sent my second one to Harry Reid as “Whabnotch Bilderbergerson”
LOL. as if I didn’t have enough to distract me from my duties. I made sure to include my return address (glennbeck@foxnews.com) for my teabag from “cokey homoface”. I wish I had his personal address, to make it more, you know, personalized.
That’s Mister Gay Minority-Leader to you Ms. Pelosi!!!!1!
[re=289015]chascates[/re]: Ah, click on the ‘send me a copy’ and email box reveals itself. Clever.
It refused to let me send one to Joe Biden as “Gop Sucks.” However, it would allow me to send one as “Gop Is Gay.” Then it asked me for money.
Return copy to newt.org
The post card count is now over 17,000. I’d love to know how many of those are ours.
One from “Wacked-Out Wingnut” is on its way to the Big Four. Go Repubs! What a spiffy idea!
I hate tea bags. I sent Nancy Pelosi a tea ball.
I’ve gotta run up to work y’all, but if anyone’s looking for some ideas:
Won Phat Ho
Hugh G. Rection
Luna Ticfringe
Hugh Nita Klitgaard
Oh – and Happy Birthday Wonkette!!
(consider your candles blown)
they are just asking for shenanigans LOL
I used their invite function to send a shitload of invites from Teabaggin D. Trucknutz to the following addresses: info@gop.com,eCampaign@GOP.com,webmaster@GOP.com,rush@eibnet.com,webmaster@rushlimbaugh.com,info@sarahpac.co
I sent the triangle tea bag because it looked like a Klan hood which is the new symbol of the Republican Party.
I think there’s a small hair on that second teabag choice.
You irresponsible turds. I’m sending them in for those unfortunates who may support the cause but aren’t able to access the intertubes due to unforseen circumstances:
Bernard Madoff
OJ Simpson
etc….
[re=289014]Mustang[/re]: Yes, you can send multiple times. I just sent one from Karl Rove and another from Rush Limbaugh.
Good idea from Crank Tango on “send me a copy” where “me” is glennbeck@foxnews.com.
We MUST keep doing this, at least to the point where we see whining on RedState about “paid Obots ruining everything.”
[re=289077]bjkeefe[/re]: and if you hit back on your browser, and then send again, you can send it dozens of times. You’re welcome.
Senator Reid just got a message from the dead: Joseph Smith, Jr. And I picked #4 teabag cuz I’m sure in some way that resembles magical undergarments.
Oh, if only there was a hacker to hack into GOP.com and add a graphic TruckNutz picture as option 5… I could die happy.
Damn, that’s so east it’s not even that much fun. I sent one from Bo Obama, Sore Loser, Pasty Old White Guy, and Ranting Moron. And some others, I forget. Oh yeah, Truck Nutz.
Sent from Hugh G. Rection, Amanda B. Reckondwith, and Glenbecks Nuetzac.
They need to fix their tubes. Michael “hip hop” Steela showed up as Michael &Amp;Quot;Hip Hop&Amp;Quot; Steele
The dumb fucks can’t even code wignuttery right.
What about those round bags from Tetley or whoever it was, the one that sit nicely at the bottom of your mug?
And at least a dozen forwarded from Balzac T. Bagger to all the usual GOP suspects.
[re=289061]Gopherit[/re]: Oh yeah. Great suggestion. You can copy and paste those adresses again and again. As their inboxes fill up with their own crap, it will be like a virtual sewer in their offices.
I sent mine from “Repubs R. Fascists”. “Ima Dum Cracker” is my other favorite.
Ivana Humpalot, Lou Sir and David DiaperMan Vitter all did their patriotic duty and sent postcards. And a special thanks to Glenn Beck for letting them use his email addy.
i sent one to biden because srsly, biden? does that guy even do anything?
and i sent the hood-shaped teabag because when i find myself standing in the whole foods tea aisle totally incapable of making a decision about which of the one thousand brands and flavors of tea will most complete me as a person, i can’t help but notice that the 3-D hood ones are the most expensive and granola-asshole-looking of all. point being that i’m surprised that they even offer that kind of teabag as an option! so fake american. so disgustingly coastal!
oh yea and of course i had to send it from monsieur truck nutz. but that’s just in homage to the several hours i spent that one day on the “thank you george w bush” petition trying to come up with new and exciting ways to spell truck nutz…anyone else here a veteran of the battle of the thank you bush petition? let us have a moment of silence.
I sent mine from the hilariously-named Charles Krauthammer.
Those wacky republicans! It’s like they’ve never heard of email spam filtering! You know: The thing that all of those people will do immediately upon receiving more than one retarded teabag email! And then never get any more of them! Because of the filtering!
The facts couldn’t possibly discourage the republizombies from spending all day getting frothed up about ‘flooding’ Harry Reid’s inbox.
Teh Lego Jesus sent a triangle one to Nancy Pelosi. She will understand the Trinity.
“send me a copy”? You mean you can teabag yourself? Dreams do cum true!
I signed mine “GOP are clueless morans. Love, Wonketeer.”
I sent mine to Pelosi, and in honor of Easter I signed mine “Jesus H. Tapdancing Christ.”
I requested that they add my favorite tea – Chai Guevara – to their list of selections.
Excellent, “Larry Craig” has just teabagged Joe Biden.
[re=289105]Lazy Media[/re]: Win, win, and win.
R.N.C. Astroturfers here!
Signed, I. Hopethiscoststhegop Munny
DefenseSpendingDoesn’tCount YayCognativeDissonance was glad to be able to give these dems a piece of her mind.
It’s not working
but then again, what last the republicans did that actually worked….
The web design at that site rivals the suckitude of Slate.com. Attention GOP programmers: Its super that you’ve learned how to Twitter, but you can’t code your HTML in 1337-chat shorthand. Truck Nutz!
Yours in teabagging,
Annie Cocquildoo
Ahoy! The Somali Pirate just sent a teabag to Pelosi. Because, you know, we hijack lots of container ships filled with tea.
The site currently reads that 34K+ “postcards” have been e-mailed. Here’s hoping that was us sending the majority of the worthless things.
Slappy Mi Wanky and Cli Toris.
[re=289015]chascates[/re]: touche!
Scrodal B. Nadley
WE CANT TAKE THE TEAS ANYMORE. WE WILL PERCIVERRE AGAINST THE DEMON OF MAMON. THROW THE BOOKS BROWNS AND TEAS IN THE RIVER!!! OTHER WATER IS OK TO.
I’ve sent several with the name Rebublicans R. Dumb, Pathetic Wingnut, Lame T. Party and GOP Is Imploding. I used the above suggested glennbeck@foxnews.com as my Send Me a Copy address. 36k+!
Henador Tittzoff, Home O. Party, Hugh Jass, Amanda Huginkiss, O RLY, Lol Cat, Cum Guzzler, Lizard People, Cleveland Steamer, John Wayne Gacy, Queef Sisters, Anal Poison, Don Key Punch
I am not from Minnesota but Mr. Reid and Mrs. Pelosi just got a wicked teabagging from Liz R. DePeoples.
Lego Jesus sent these ones:
Sir Peeps Alot
Mypeeple Mypeeple
Peepeep Peabagger
Bo Peeply
Peeple 2. Peeple
jesus peeps
Peep Cheney
Peepin W. Bush
[re=288980]Gallowglass[/re]: I think the prank phone calls and pizza already happened a few years back, and someone got convicted.
OMG it will take any input at all… i’d be amazed if it actually did anything, much less send a postcard (shitfire man ..that costs real money). i feel better however.
golly gee, that was fun
Christ Ona Cracker
Oh, and LJ spread the “Send Me A Copy love” to all the libtards in my hometown who published their contact e-mails in the paper last week for their ballsuck party tomorrow.
I will be sending from non-peeple such as Bago Dicks, Taintit Ashame, and H.R. Fucknsuck.
It just passed 40K. The count is going up over 100/minute. That’ll show Barry!
Like he’ll see them.
[re=289432]Uncle Glenny[/re]: Sounds like somebody’s getting teabagged right nows!!!11!! left finger on send button!!!111!!!
Yeah, the president read all of his e-mail. I saw the picture.
LEAVE PG TIPS PYRAMID BAGS ALOOOOOOOOOONE
Especially seeing as I am out of them right now and that makes me REALLY cranky.
Hey, you guys! Stop TEAsing them! It’s mean and not fair!!!1! Like paying TAXES!!!
Anyone else sign “Ima Pedophile”?
Harry Reid got one from “David, Dancing with Karl Rove, Gregory” and one from “Hang in there, the Rs will stop soon.”
Couldn’t bring myself to send any to Obama or Biden. I like them too much.
[re=289432]Uncle Glenny[/re]: 51,000 now. My last one was from “don’t worry, wonkette has taken over” to Nancy.
I have never laughed so hard in my life as I have reading this post. Sarah Palin – Wolf Killer joined the action as well.
Hint: it won’t accept GOP Sucks, or even G0P Sux0rz, but G0P 5ux0rz is fair game.
Emerson Biggins has a serious concern about taxation people. Stop laughing!
I just sent about five hundred, with the aid of the refresh button.
Mine’s coming from I. Reid Wonkette. You’re welcome.
Ima Mouthbreather and Tom T Trucknutz have expressed their concerns as well
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