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Look! GOP.com Provides Opportunity For Minor Hijinks!

by Jim Newell  2:44 pm April 14, 2009

No really, the RNC’s website doesn’t even ask for your e-mail address or anything to send a terrible tea bag postcard to any of these four Democratic politicians. There are 11,000+ submitted already. Can Wonkette pull off a plurality of the final total, with all funny names and/or Politico writers? Sure, if you’re not all busy with your lack of a job or whatever. It takes like -2 seconds. As for the choice of tea bags, well… how could we not choose the sack of rat shit? [RNC]

{ 99 comments }

tunamelt April 14, 2009 at 2:50 pm

You have to hit send like three times for it to work, but you can in fact send a postard signed “Truck Nutz”

Gallowglass April 14, 2009 at 2:51 pm

First the Rush billboard, now this. I think the RNC and DNC have officially become 11-year-old girls at rival slumber parties. Next will come prank phone calls and massive orders of pizza sent to each other.

smashtheduck April 14, 2009 at 2:51 pm

Headlines with “GOP” and “Minor” usually provide more funny or, at least, more penis.

magic titty April 14, 2009 at 2:53 pm

Nancy Pelosi will be hearing from Swingin Dick Cheney puh-ritty soon.

smashtheduck April 14, 2009 at 2:54 pm

Oh this is truly TEH AWESOME! Finally Joe can has my teabagging and my “Butt Secks”.

Bostoprov April 14, 2009 at 2:55 pm

They’ll all be getting one from “Total Lackof-Irony”.

shortsshortsshorts April 14, 2009 at 2:55 pm

What the hell? Those are the only options? I would MUCH rather tea bag Michelle Bachmann or Sarah Palin. Joe Biden? Harry Reid? That’s just DISGUSTING.

Giant Robot April 14, 2009 at 2:55 pm

I.M.N. Asshole?

SayItWithWookies April 14, 2009 at 2:55 pm

If you get one from KeepUpTheGoodWorkTheGOPAreDamnFools, that’s mine.

51dimes April 14, 2009 at 2:55 pm

Will Obama understand this subtle message if its not on a teleprompter?

Scrodd April 14, 2009 at 2:55 pm

I signed mine as “Teabag D. Nutz”

rachelv April 14, 2009 at 2:55 pm

ummm…. I’ve never seen a teabag shaped like # 4. Are they really stamping GOP elephants on their white hoods these days?

The Unfairman April 14, 2009 at 2:55 pm

Oh, those GOPers! Thinking they can use an internet with a world famous WAR BLOG on the loose!

tunamelt April 14, 2009 at 2:56 pm

Truck Nutz Forever!

Min April 14, 2009 at 2:56 pm

That triangular one on the end looks a little gay.

Fox News Light April 14, 2009 at 2:57 pm

Wow there are a lot of stories about Teabaggers…more tea for them steep up a place where the W don’t shine.

comradepaulson April 14, 2009 at 2:57 pm

The second teabag looks dirty. The last teabag looks like a KKK hood. In other words, its the GOP as we’ve always known them.

thatonegirlsays April 14, 2009 at 2:57 pm

THE WINGNUTS KNOW ABOUT PGTIPS (Teabag #4)? Oh man, I need to switch back to Yorkshire Gold.

gulcer April 14, 2009 at 2:58 pm

Ben Smith just teabagged Harry Reid.

vitira April 14, 2009 at 2:59 pm

I sent one as “Jim Newell” so they’ll come after YOU!

Roll Fish April 14, 2009 at 2:59 pm

so how many of you sent one as Chairman Michael Steele like I did?

V572625694 April 14, 2009 at 2:59 pm

Signed mine: Just wastin’ RNC time, ha ha!

phineas_bounderby April 14, 2009 at 3:01 pm

I sent mine as “Wally the Teabagging Wingnut”

Texan Bulldoggette April 14, 2009 at 3:02 pm

[re=289001]comradepaulson[/re]: I thought it looked a little like a diaper–maybe ‘David Vitter’ should send some of those out, hmmmm…???

Mustang April 14, 2009 at 3:03 pm

I love this whole festive tea party festoonery. I sent a card to Joe Biden from A. Ignorant Republican. Can I do another one?

chascates April 14, 2009 at 3:03 pm

Only the RNC would design a form that doesn’t require an email address but has a box to ‘Send me a copy.’

animalmagnetism April 14, 2009 at 3:03 pm

[re=288999]Min[/re]: They haz those in the tearooms

smashtheduck April 14, 2009 at 3:06 pm

I get a warm and fuzzy when Jim makes my meaningless life feel useful by declaring war.

19kevin8 April 14, 2009 at 3:07 pm

If I don’t like tea, can I use one of those coffee-singles bags instead? Thanks.

Hooray For Anything April 14, 2009 at 3:07 pm

I just sent one to Obama signed by Mr. Kixum Gopass

Hopey dont play that game April 14, 2009 at 3:08 pm

Fisty J. Felcher just sent a message for freedom!

phineas_bounderby April 14, 2009 at 3:10 pm

[re=289014]Mustang[/re]: I assume there isn’t a limit. I sent my second one to Harry Reid as “Whabnotch Bilderbergerson”

Crank Tango April 14, 2009 at 3:10 pm

LOL. as if I didn’t have enough to distract me from my duties. I made sure to include my return address (glennbeck@foxnews.com) for my teabag from “cokey homoface”. I wish I had his personal address, to make it more, you know, personalized.

peorgietirebiter April 14, 2009 at 3:12 pm

That’s Mister Gay Minority-Leader to you Ms. Pelosi!!!!1!

chascates April 14, 2009 at 3:13 pm

[re=289015]chascates[/re]: Ah, click on the ‘send me a copy’ and email box reveals itself. Clever.

shanemacgowan April 14, 2009 at 3:14 pm

It refused to let me send one to Joe Biden as “Gop Sucks.” However, it would allow me to send one as “Gop Is Gay.” Then it asked me for money.

TeddyS April 14, 2009 at 3:16 pm

Return copy to newt.org

smashtheduck April 14, 2009 at 3:16 pm

The post card count is now over 17,000. I’d love to know how many of those are ours.

slappypaddy April 14, 2009 at 3:20 pm

One from “Wacked-Out Wingnut” is on its way to the Big Four. Go Repubs! What a spiffy idea!

bitchincamaro April 14, 2009 at 3:20 pm

I hate tea bags. I sent Nancy Pelosi a tea ball.

Custerwolf April 14, 2009 at 3:20 pm

I’ve gotta run up to work y’all, but if anyone’s looking for some ideas:

Won Phat Ho
Hugh G. Rection
Luna Ticfringe
Hugh Nita Klitgaard

Oh – and Happy Birthday Wonkette!!
(consider your candles blown)

danadevin85 April 14, 2009 at 3:21 pm

they are just asking for shenanigans LOL

Gopherit April 14, 2009 at 3:22 pm

I used their invite function to send a shitload of invites from Teabaggin D. Trucknutz to the following addresses: info@gop.com,eCampaign@GOP.com,webmaster@GOP.com,rush@eibnet.com,webmaster@rushlimbaugh.com,info@sarahpac.co

Woodwards Friend April 14, 2009 at 3:23 pm

I sent the triangle tea bag because it looked like a Klan hood which is the new symbol of the Republican Party.

TGY April 14, 2009 at 3:26 pm

I think there’s a small hair on that second teabag choice.

Blender April 14, 2009 at 3:27 pm

You irresponsible turds. I’m sending them in for those unfortunates who may support the cause but aren’t able to access the intertubes due to unforseen circumstances:

Bernard Madoff
OJ Simpson
etc….

bjkeefe April 14, 2009 at 3:27 pm

[re=289014]Mustang[/re]: Yes, you can send multiple times. I just sent one from Karl Rove and another from Rush Limbaugh.

Good idea from Crank Tango on “send me a copy” where “me” is glennbeck@foxnews.com.

We MUST keep doing this, at least to the point where we see whining on RedState about “paid Obots ruining everything.”

Gopherit April 14, 2009 at 3:32 pm

[re=289077]bjkeefe[/re]: and if you hit back on your browser, and then send again, you can send it dozens of times. You’re welcome.

space stout April 14, 2009 at 3:32 pm

Senator Reid just got a message from the dead: Joseph Smith, Jr. And I picked #4 teabag cuz I’m sure in some way that resembles magical undergarments.

Beer4Prez April 14, 2009 at 3:40 pm

Oh, if only there was a hacker to hack into GOP.com and add a graphic TruckNutz picture as option 5… I could die happy.

daisy chain April 14, 2009 at 3:41 pm

Damn, that’s so east it’s not even that much fun. I sent one from Bo Obama, Sore Loser, Pasty Old White Guy, and Ranting Moron. And some others, I forget. Oh yeah, Truck Nutz.

Lazy Media April 14, 2009 at 3:42 pm

Sent from Hugh G. Rection, Amanda B. Reckondwith, and Glenbecks Nuetzac.

nestor April 14, 2009 at 3:44 pm

They need to fix their tubes. Michael “hip hop” Steela showed up as Michael &Amp;Quot;Hip Hop&Amp;Quot; Steele

The dumb fucks can’t even code wignuttery right.

Guppy06 April 14, 2009 at 3:45 pm

What about those round bags from Tetley or whoever it was, the one that sit nicely at the bottom of your mug?

Lazy Media April 14, 2009 at 3:46 pm

And at least a dozen forwarded from Balzac T. Bagger to all the usual GOP suspects.

Mad Farmer Manifest April 14, 2009 at 3:47 pm

[re=289061]Gopherit[/re]: Oh yeah. Great suggestion. You can copy and paste those adresses again and again. As their inboxes fill up with their own crap, it will be like a virtual sewer in their offices.

I sent mine from “Repubs R. Fascists”. “Ima Dum Cracker” is my other favorite.

RabidHamster April 14, 2009 at 3:51 pm

Ivana Humpalot, Lou Sir and David DiaperMan Vitter all did their patriotic duty and sent postcards. And a special thanks to Glenn Beck for letting them use his email addy.

finland April 14, 2009 at 3:56 pm

i sent one to biden because srsly, biden? does that guy even do anything?

and i sent the hood-shaped teabag because when i find myself standing in the whole foods tea aisle totally incapable of making a decision about which of the one thousand brands and flavors of tea will most complete me as a person, i can’t help but notice that the 3-D hood ones are the most expensive and granola-asshole-looking of all. point being that i’m surprised that they even offer that kind of teabag as an option! so fake american. so disgustingly coastal!

oh yea and of course i had to send it from monsieur truck nutz. but that’s just in homage to the several hours i spent that one day on the “thank you george w bush” petition trying to come up with new and exciting ways to spell truck nutz…anyone else here a veteran of the battle of the thank you bush petition? let us have a moment of silence.

davitydave April 14, 2009 at 3:57 pm

I sent mine from the hilariously-named Charles Krauthammer.

Atheist Nun April 14, 2009 at 3:59 pm

Those wacky republicans! It’s like they’ve never heard of email spam filtering! You know: The thing that all of those people will do immediately upon receiving more than one retarded teabag email! And then never get any more of them! Because of the filtering!

The facts couldn’t possibly discourage the republizombies from spending all day getting frothed up about ‘flooding’ Harry Reid’s inbox.

smartypants April 14, 2009 at 4:01 pm

Teh Lego Jesus sent a triangle one to Nancy Pelosi. She will understand the Trinity.

rmontcal April 14, 2009 at 4:03 pm

“send me a copy”? You mean you can teabag yourself? Dreams do cum true!

rev_matt_y April 14, 2009 at 4:13 pm

I signed mine “GOP are clueless morans. Love, Wonketeer.”

wallythepug April 14, 2009 at 4:19 pm

I sent mine to Pelosi, and in honor of Easter I signed mine “Jesus H. Tapdancing Christ.”

Custerwolf April 14, 2009 at 4:21 pm

I requested that they add my favorite tea – Chai Guevara – to their list of selections.

Dave J. April 14, 2009 at 4:25 pm

Excellent, “Larry Craig” has just teabagged Joe Biden.

Styrofoam Boots April 14, 2009 at 4:36 pm

[re=289105]Lazy Media[/re]: Win, win, and win.

Traveler April 14, 2009 at 4:57 pm

R.N.C. Astroturfers here!

Biden Time April 14, 2009 at 5:12 pm

Signed, I. Hopethiscoststhegop Munny

PomPom April 14, 2009 at 5:17 pm

DefenseSpendingDoesn’tCount YayCognativeDissonance was glad to be able to give these dems a piece of her mind.

coffeeyesplease April 14, 2009 at 5:28 pm

It’s not working :(

but then again, what last the republicans did that actually worked….

Sharif DelMonte April 14, 2009 at 5:35 pm

The web design at that site rivals the suckitude of Slate.com. Attention GOP programmers: Its super that you’ve learned how to Twitter, but you can’t code your HTML in 1337-chat shorthand. Truck Nutz!

auntanna April 14, 2009 at 5:50 pm

Yours in teabagging,

Annie Cocquildoo

Somali Pirate April 14, 2009 at 5:51 pm

Ahoy! The Somali Pirate just sent a teabag to Pelosi. Because, you know, we hijack lots of container ships filled with tea.

davitydave April 14, 2009 at 5:52 pm

The site currently reads that 34K+ “postcards” have been e-mailed. Here’s hoping that was us sending the majority of the worthless things.

DeepFriedTwinkies April 14, 2009 at 6:02 pm

Slappy Mi Wanky and Cli Toris.

Snerdley April 14, 2009 at 6:03 pm

[re=289015]chascates[/re]: touche!

jaba the slut April 14, 2009 at 6:08 pm

Scrodal B. Nadley

WE CANT TAKE THE TEAS ANYMORE. WE WILL PERCIVERRE AGAINST THE DEMON OF MAMON. THROW THE BOOKS BROWNS AND TEAS IN THE RIVER!!! OTHER WATER IS OK TO.

Jenzee April 14, 2009 at 6:09 pm

I’ve sent several with the name Rebublicans R. Dumb, Pathetic Wingnut, Lame T. Party and GOP Is Imploding. I used the above suggested glennbeck@foxnews.com as my Send Me a Copy address. 36k+!

hobospacejunkie April 14, 2009 at 6:28 pm

Henador Tittzoff, Home O. Party, Hugh Jass, Amanda Huginkiss, O RLY, Lol Cat, Cum Guzzler, Lizard People, Cleveland Steamer, John Wayne Gacy, Queef Sisters, Anal Poison, Don Key Punch

Double Scorpion April 14, 2009 at 6:44 pm

I am not from Minnesota but Mr. Reid and Mrs. Pelosi just got a wicked teabagging from Liz R. DePeoples.

smartypants April 14, 2009 at 6:48 pm

Lego Jesus sent these ones:

Sir Peeps Alot
Mypeeple Mypeeple
Peepeep Peabagger
Bo Peeply
Peeple 2. Peeple
jesus peeps
Peep Cheney
Peepin W. Bush

Uncle Glenny April 14, 2009 at 6:49 pm

[re=288980]Gallowglass[/re]: I think the prank phone calls and pizza already happened a few years back, and someone got convicted.

moldilox April 14, 2009 at 6:50 pm

OMG it will take any input at all… i’d be amazed if it actually did anything, much less send a postcard (shitfire man ..that costs real money). i feel better however.

voidifaltered April 14, 2009 at 6:53 pm

golly gee, that was fun

Christ Ona Cracker

smartypants April 14, 2009 at 6:55 pm

Oh, and LJ spread the “Send Me A Copy love” to all the libtards in my hometown who published their contact e-mails in the paper last week for their ballsuck party tomorrow.

I will be sending from non-peeple such as Bago Dicks, Taintit Ashame, and H.R. Fucknsuck.

Uncle Glenny April 14, 2009 at 6:57 pm

It just passed 40K. The count is going up over 100/minute. That’ll show Barry!

Like he’ll see them.

smartypants April 14, 2009 at 7:19 pm

[re=289432]Uncle Glenny[/re]: Sounds like somebody’s getting teabagged right nows!!!11!! left finger on send button!!!111!!!

Yeah, the president read all of his e-mail. I saw the picture.

Litlebritdifrnt April 14, 2009 at 7:28 pm

LEAVE PG TIPS PYRAMID BAGS ALOOOOOOOOOONE

Especially seeing as I am out of them right now and that makes me REALLY cranky.

davitydave April 14, 2009 at 7:33 pm

Hey, you guys! Stop TEAsing them! It’s mean and not fair!!!1! Like paying TAXES!!!

wallythepug April 14, 2009 at 8:35 pm

Anyone else sign “Ima Pedophile”?

Will work for shoes April 14, 2009 at 8:37 pm

Harry Reid got one from “David, Dancing with Karl Rove, Gregory” and one from “Hang in there, the Rs will stop soon.”

Couldn’t bring myself to send any to Obama or Biden. I like them too much.

Will work for shoes April 14, 2009 at 8:40 pm

[re=289432]Uncle Glenny[/re]: 51,000 now. My last one was from “don’t worry, wonkette has taken over” to Nancy.

Holding Out for a Hero April 15, 2009 at 12:13 am

I have never laughed so hard in my life as I have reading this post. Sarah Palin – Wolf Killer joined the action as well.

anythinggold April 15, 2009 at 12:16 am

Hint: it won’t accept GOP Sucks, or even G0P Sux0rz, but G0P 5ux0rz is fair game.

meyotch April 15, 2009 at 2:00 am

Emerson Biggins has a serious concern about taxation people. Stop laughing!

Herunar April 15, 2009 at 5:45 am

I just sent about five hundred, with the aid of the refresh button.

zippy123 April 15, 2009 at 9:28 am

Mine’s coming from I. Reid Wonkette. You’re welcome.

DeathOfIrony April 15, 2009 at 10:07 am

Ima Mouthbreather and Tom T Trucknutz have expressed their concerns as well

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