Dana Perino Joins Mark Penn's Firm

Former Bush spokesmodels who do not know what the Cuban Missile Crisis was, finding work with reptilian Cheetos-addicted statisticians: it's a Microtrend! Dana Perino recently joined this elite demographic when she was hired on at Mark Penn's PR outfit to "communicate" things for "clients," who include Lucifer and the reanimated corpse of Kenneth Lay. [ Wall Street Journal ]