THE REVOLUTION STARTS NOW!  3:18 pm April 13, 2009

Teablogging: When Teabagging & Blogging Collide!

by Ken Layne

Two great tastes!What happens when Wonkette commenters just cold go nuts over at GoDaddy or whatever? This! Here is the official Teablogging.net website, for all of your teabag, teabagging, teabagger and teablogging HAWT NEWS. Find out where these losers are meeting up, and just get ready to have the kind of sex perversion you’ve always wanted to have with paultards, becktards, dobbstards, wingnuts and sundry fuckabouts. DO IT NOW. [Teablogging.net]

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{ 46 comments }

Fox News Light April 13, 2009 at 3:24 pm

Steep it up your ass Teabaggers!!!

(yes I am going to type that on every teabag post until it is accepted as mainstream to say)

Custerwolf April 13, 2009 at 3:26 pm

Are they going to show us their TITs?

Cicada April 13, 2009 at 3:28 pm

“Teablogging” sounds like something that happens when teabaggers and water sports enthusiasts get together. Oh, wait, that’s “Teabogging”. My mistake.

ah pook April 13, 2009 at 3:30 pm

Is ACORN behind this?

Kim_Jong_LiL April 13, 2009 at 3:34 pm

Robert Gibbs is speaking great spanish at the briefing.

http://www.whitehouse.gov/live5/

SmutBoffin April 13, 2009 at 3:36 pm

Speaking of pundits who think that the ‘entertainment’ aspect of their program is a good cover for their atrocious political stances, Glenn Beck is going on a comedy tour!

I hope that our Satin-worshiping, muslin president legalizes euthanasia soon, ’cause this kinda thing makes me wanna camp out in front of the new Suicide Booth franchise for the big grand opening.

SayItWithWookies April 13, 2009 at 3:36 pm

[re=287825]ah pook[/re]: Sounds more like a B-PORN project.

ihasasad April 13, 2009 at 3:37 pm

[re=287825]ah pook[/re]: If by ACORN you mean NUTS and if by BEHIND you mean ABOVE or ON TOP OF

Canmon (the Inadequate) April 13, 2009 at 3:39 pm

“Teabag” is the new “TruckNutz”.

Kim_Jong_LiL April 13, 2009 at 3:39 pm

Why are we so concerned about Cuba now?

Have they done anything lately?

Kim_Jong_LiL April 13, 2009 at 3:42 pm

Does Robert Gibbs always flirt with Chuck Todd like this?

SayItWithWookies April 13, 2009 at 3:44 pm

Oh, and way to go StephanieinCA and others. Looking forward to seeing calls for bookburning, tax revolts (by people who don’t understand withholding) and other excitement.

Lionel Hutz Esq. April 13, 2009 at 3:45 pm

I tried teablogging, but it hurts to type with my nuts.

shortsshortsshorts April 13, 2009 at 3:47 pm

I like the “now StephanieinCA has to sleep with me” tag, as that is the reason Kevo-Tron and I are contributing to it. The internet is secksist.

freakishlystrong April 13, 2009 at 3:47 pm

I think this is awesome! I believe this would be considered “Grass roots”, FUX. Way to be StephanieInCA…

Come here a minute April 13, 2009 at 3:57 pm

[re=287819]Custerwolf[/re]: I hear George Brett will be attending the KC Teabag Party!

TGY April 13, 2009 at 3:58 pm

Steph, you crazy person you! You actually took a wild thought and ran with it. Bless ya…

Scandalabra April 13, 2009 at 3:59 pm

Wednesday will be my first Teabagging event. What do I do? Just go up to someone I think is cute and ask if I can put my balls in their mouth?

smartypants April 13, 2009 at 4:06 pm

[re=287884]Scandalabra[/re]: Ask, “would you like some peeps in your tea?”….that’s code for “the power of Lego Jesus COMMANDS YOU!! OUT,DEMON!!” And then they’ll open wide.

Easy as pie.

Custerwolf April 13, 2009 at 4:12 pm

[re=287878]Come here a minute[/re]: Is he still do-able? I think I’ve got a couple of boxes of Kleenex I could stuff into my bra.

StephanieInCA April 13, 2009 at 4:17 pm

wait a second. i just now looked at all the tags on this post. oh noes.

Ken Layne April 13, 2009 at 4:22 pm

[re=287916]StephanieInCA[/re]: hahahahah

LittlePig April 13, 2009 at 4:22 pm

[re=287916]StephanieInCA[/re]: You’re definitely going to have to double up on the perversions.

The Cold Sea April 13, 2009 at 4:24 pm

What would The Founding Fathers Do? Begs an ad on Michelle Shill’s site. Buy a slave. That’s what they’d do with their tax savings.

Kim_Jong_LiL April 13, 2009 at 4:24 pm

testing testing

smartypants April 13, 2009 at 4:26 pm

[re=287936]Kim_Jong_LiL[/re]: Do you need some divine intervention?

StephanieInCA April 13, 2009 at 4:27 pm

[re=287930]Ken Layne[/re]: Ken, you have *no idea* the size of my teabags.

Sunfire April 13, 2009 at 4:32 pm

Hastag for the counter (counter?) revolution on Twitter is #indignitea. Haikus with double-entendres are strongly encouraged.

Inspired by this comment:
http://wonkette.com/407642/teabags-of-doom-inundate-senate/#comment-283726

El Pinche April 13, 2009 at 4:35 pm
Custerwolf April 13, 2009 at 4:43 pm

[re=287930]Ken Layne[/re]: Teas.

Custerwolf April 13, 2009 at 4:49 pm

[re=287950]StephanieInCA[/re]: oolong?

Spiderfrommars April 13, 2009 at 5:12 pm

[re=287950]StephanieInCA[/re]: 200 years from now, auditoriums will be filled with small children waving popsicle stick flags singing patriotic songs recounting the many, many losers you slept with, for the cause. (And probably in other contexts as well if it’s one of those 15 verse anthems like Battle Hymn of the Republic.)

The good news? You have time to compose your “Shoot if you must this old grey head…” Maude Frickee moment. Time and excellent material to work with.

Lascauxcaveman April 13, 2009 at 5:17 pm

[re=287962]El Pinche[/re]: HAHAHAH. Get a job, El P.

[re=287858]Lionel Hutz Esq.[/re]: Don’t give up, Lionel! Master that skill and you can be in the Jim Rose Circus .

Lionel Hutz Esq. April 13, 2009 at 5:24 pm

[re=288026]Lascauxcaveman[/re]: Who says this is a down economy. There is always a place for Freaks. Gooble Gobble!

bamaboy April 13, 2009 at 5:33 pm

[re=287935]The Cold Sea[/re]: My tax savings wouldn’t get much of a slave. Shit, it won’t get much of a pizza.

nogginator April 13, 2009 at 5:38 pm

Long time Wonketteer, first time commenter.

Now that we have this handy site, I believe we should make a real effort to start a new chant for these douchebag tightwads:

“HANG ON TO YOUR COINPURSE!”

Seriously, we could just run rampant with this whole sexual innuendo thing.

smartypants April 13, 2009 at 5:50 pm

David Buckner just passed out on Glenn Beck.

Min April 13, 2009 at 6:37 pm

Find out where these losers are meeting up, and just get ready to have the kind of sex perversion you’ve always wanted to have with paultards, becktards, dobbstards, wingnuts and sundry fuckabouts.

“Are those our only choices?”

havefunordie April 13, 2009 at 6:56 pm

holy shit, TiTs!

Holding Out for a Hero April 13, 2009 at 7:42 pm

My people, my people, how in the hell did I survive before I discovered Wonkette?

bago April 13, 2009 at 9:32 pm

When it came to TiTs or GTFO, teabloggers brought the tits!

shortsshortsshorts April 13, 2009 at 10:12 pm

The GENIUS people of teablogging.net are still writing things late into the evening. Send TIPS dammit.

StephanieInCA April 14, 2009 at 12:37 am

Shorts I love how you say the people of teablogging like it’s not just you, me and my houseboy Pedro. also, not TIPS, TITS. Well, tips, also. Also.

mr. wunnerful April 14, 2009 at 2:09 am

the story of the mudshark, goes as follows.there’s a hotel in seattle called the edgewater inn…….

mr. wunnerful April 14, 2009 at 2:12 am

Christ, I’m late for meds again

mr. wunnerful April 14, 2009 at 2:17 am

Teablogging. Didn’t a certain republican senator get caught teablogging in an airport mens room?

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