What happens when Wonkette commenters just cold go nuts over at GoDaddy or whatever? This! Here is the official Teablogging.net website, for all of your teabag, teabagging, teabagger and teablogging HAWT NEWS. Find out where these losers are meeting up, and just get ready to have the kind of sex perversion you’ve always wanted to have with paultards, becktards, dobbstards, wingnuts and sundry fuckabouts. DO IT NOW. [Teablogging.net]
THE REVOLUTION STARTS NOW! 3:18 pm April 13, 2009
Teablogging: When Teabagging & Blogging Collide!
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Steep it up your ass Teabaggers!!!
(yes I am going to type that on every teabag post until it is accepted as mainstream to say)
Are they going to show us their TITs?
“Teablogging” sounds like something that happens when teabaggers and water sports enthusiasts get together. Oh, wait, that’s “Teabogging”. My mistake.
Is ACORN behind this?
Robert Gibbs is speaking great spanish at the briefing.
http://www.whitehouse.gov/live5/
Speaking of pundits who think that the ‘entertainment’ aspect of their program is a good cover for their atrocious political stances, Glenn Beck is going on a comedy tour!
I hope that our Satin-worshiping, muslin president legalizes euthanasia soon, ’cause this kinda thing makes me wanna camp out in front of the new Suicide Booth franchise for the big grand opening.
[re=287825]ah pook[/re]: Sounds more like a B-PORN project.
[re=287825]ah pook[/re]: If by ACORN you mean NUTS and if by BEHIND you mean ABOVE or ON TOP OF
“Teabag” is the new “TruckNutz”.
Why are we so concerned about Cuba now?
Have they done anything lately?
Does Robert Gibbs always flirt with Chuck Todd like this?
Oh, and way to go StephanieinCA and others. Looking forward to seeing calls for bookburning, tax revolts (by people who don’t understand withholding) and other excitement.
I tried teablogging, but it hurts to type with my nuts.
I like the “now StephanieinCA has to sleep with me” tag, as that is the reason Kevo-Tron and I are contributing to it. The internet is secksist.
I think this is awesome! I believe this would be considered “Grass roots”, FUX. Way to be StephanieInCA…
[re=287819]Custerwolf[/re]: I hear George Brett will be attending the KC Teabag Party!
Steph, you crazy person you! You actually took a wild thought and ran with it. Bless ya…
Wednesday will be my first Teabagging event. What do I do? Just go up to someone I think is cute and ask if I can put my balls in their mouth?
[re=287884]Scandalabra[/re]: Ask, “would you like some peeps in your tea?”….that’s code for “the power of Lego Jesus COMMANDS YOU!! OUT,DEMON!!” And then they’ll open wide.
Easy as pie.
[re=287878]Come here a minute[/re]: Is he still do-able? I think I’ve got a couple of boxes of Kleenex I could stuff into my bra.
wait a second. i just now looked at all the tags on this post. oh noes.
[re=287916]StephanieInCA[/re]: hahahahah
[re=287916]StephanieInCA[/re]: You’re definitely going to have to double up on the perversions.
What would The Founding Fathers Do? Begs an ad on Michelle Shill’s site. Buy a slave. That’s what they’d do with their tax savings.
testing testing
[re=287936]Kim_Jong_LiL[/re]: Do you need some divine intervention?
[re=287930]Ken Layne[/re]: Ken, you have *no idea* the size of my teabags.
Hastag for the counter (counter?) revolution on Twitter is #indignitea. Haikus with double-entendres are strongly encouraged.
Inspired by this comment:
http://wonkette.com/407642/teabags-of-doom-inundate-senate/#comment-283726
WAKEUP TELEPROMPTARDS!
http://teablogging.net/2009/04/13/michelle-malkin-tea-party-smear-watch/#comment-20
[re=287930]Ken Layne[/re]: Teas.
[re=287950]StephanieInCA[/re]: oolong?
[re=287950]StephanieInCA[/re]: 200 years from now, auditoriums will be filled with small children waving popsicle stick flags singing patriotic songs recounting the many, many losers you slept with, for the cause. (And probably in other contexts as well if it’s one of those 15 verse anthems like Battle Hymn of the Republic.)
The good news? You have time to compose your “Shoot if you must this old grey head…” Maude Frickee moment. Time and excellent material to work with.
[re=287962]El Pinche[/re]: HAHAHAH. Get a job, El P.
[re=287858]Lionel Hutz Esq.[/re]: Don’t give up, Lionel! Master that skill and you can be in the Jim Rose Circus .
[re=288026]Lascauxcaveman[/re]: Who says this is a down economy. There is always a place for Freaks. Gooble Gobble!
[re=287935]The Cold Sea[/re]: My tax savings wouldn’t get much of a slave. Shit, it won’t get much of a pizza.
Long time Wonketteer, first time commenter.
Now that we have this handy site, I believe we should make a real effort to start a new chant for these douchebag tightwads:
“HANG ON TO YOUR COINPURSE!”
Seriously, we could just run rampant with this whole sexual innuendo thing.
David Buckner just passed out on Glenn Beck.
Find out where these losers are meeting up, and just get ready to have the kind of sex perversion you’ve always wanted to have with paultards, becktards, dobbstards, wingnuts and sundry fuckabouts.
“Are those our only choices?”
holy shit, TiTs!
My people, my people, how in the hell did I survive before I discovered Wonkette?
When it came to TiTs or GTFO, teabloggers brought the tits!
The GENIUS people of teablogging.net are still writing things late into the evening. Send TIPS dammit.
Shorts I love how you say the people of teablogging like it’s not just you, me and my houseboy Pedro. also, not TIPS, TITS. Well, tips, also. Also.
the story of the mudshark, goes as follows.there’s a hotel in seattle called the edgewater inn…….
Christ, I’m late for meds again
Teablogging. Didn’t a certain republican senator get caught teablogging in an airport mens room?
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