Just making sure everyone is following this particular Twitter webpage. It’s IMPORTANT. [Twitter]
DOG WARS
April 13, 2009
Telepromptards Attack White House Dog
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“11 minutes ago from TweetDeck”. TweetDeck? I am so glad I stay away from Twitter.
I can’t figure any of this Twitter shit out.
And again I point out that the first four letter of Twitter are “twit”.
God help me, but I actually checked…”branstr” is, of course, a pastor.
JESUS: Don’t make me come back down there branstr!
[re=287604]BillyClubb[/re]: Are you sure that isn’t supposed to be “TweetDick”?
I know this is kind of belaboring an obvious point, but I REALLY do not get how a bunch of people who defended George Fucking Bush for 8 years can now bash a guy because he uses a teleprompter for his speeches. Is there something I’m not getting? I’m so confused.
If they get a cat named Luke, they will win over the good ol’ boys just doin’ no harm vote, and the Republicans will be left with their ghoulish, pedophiliac old, rich white boys club.
An absolutely brilliant choice of names.
Is this a real BoFirstDog twitter account?
[re=287614]FMA[/re]: Or it could be “SweetDick”… oh hell, what’s the matter with me…
[re=287619]Dave J.[/re]: Republican logic. It’s an oxymoron, not unlike military intelligence, athletic scholarship, and peacekeeper missile.
…there’s no way to respond to this except “god DAMN America.”
…he should have named the dog “Mussolini Hussein Vick”, being that he is a socialist, mooslim and negro.
Bo knows politics. His twitter page is more popular than Glenn Beck’s.
http://twitter.com/glennbeck
Does the dog have a massive set of ACORNS??!???
Dear God in Heaven, is that Ann Coulter on the sidebar ad?
[re=287619]Dave J.[/re]: Quite simple really, they’re Republicans.
Reading about branstr’s (a Christian and more importantly an asshole) daily bowel movements makes me glad that I don’t have a twitter account.
[re=287639]Terry[/re]: Yes, that is the veritable melt-down Barbie, herself. God knows how Ken pulls these people in.
[re=287637]DC Hates Me[/re]: I see a lot of “Bo knows…” in our future.
[re=287638]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: To do the responsible thing, they ought to, er, clip his acorns.
[re=287641]El Pinche[/re]: Hey, Christianity and bowel movements have a long history. I recall that just recently they discovered the latrine where Martin Luther came up with the 99 theses (I swear I’m not making that up). And my guess is that Saul of Tarsus’ road to Damascus experience was probably more a traumatic experience brought on by several weeks of riding on a horse than some sort of visitation. But that’s just based on the presumption that everything that idiot said was a pompous bombastic ego-inflating lie.
[re=287642]TGY[/re]:
Wonkette’s sense of irony knows no bounds.
[re=287635]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: Brilliant!
[re=287609]Min[/re]:
we can only hope that at some point they’ll become afflicted with the Dreaded Shrinks.
We can send long-range rockets to intercept the course of distant planets, and yet we can’t build a time machine to kill the grandparents of the douche who invented Twitter?
[re=287619]Dave J.[/re]:
That’s because you’re overthinking it. You have to come to terms with a simple fact – these people are truly, madly, deeply insane.
There’s nothing there besides rage, projections, unfettered imagination, and rigid ideology. Don’t forget that these are the same people for who are stone certain that the Clinton are secret murderers.
The reason it took the usurper’s family so long to get a puppy is that the Muslin Shah of Iran had his Mullahs install a secret listening/mind control device in Bo.
[re=287651]SayItWithWookies[/re]: hahaha!
Can someone please tweet this (or whatever you do on twitter) to toiletboy branstr:
http://www.gallup.com/poll/117415/Americans-Confident-Obama-Economy.aspx
71% and yet still no birth certificate, WHERES MY LIPTON!!1
[re=287652]Yaybuls[/re]: Don’t you love it! LMAO.
[re=287619]Dave J.[/re]: Exactly. Should I have been reminding these folks at every turn that their guy choked on a pretzel? Or that whole “fool me once/can’t get fooled again” nonsense? Or that Darth Cheney is both evil AND a liar?
Can anyone, I mean anyone, point me to some non-PR or other marketing placement article that sings the praises of this stupid Twitter. It all looks like a hype job for a $1b valuation to me when some right-wing media mogul gets suckered into buying it. (not that I care how he wastes his money)
[re=287639]Terry[/re]: OMG!
Bo Obama…
Boob ama.
B’Obama (or is it BO’bama?).
Has a nice ring to to it.
[re=287703]El Pinche[/re]: Found it! See, I wasn’t kidding:
Brother Martin, a stout man, was sitting on the toilet in the Wittenberg Monastery, wearing the black robe of the Augustinian Order, when he was suddenly struck with the fundamental concept of his reformist body of thought.
http://www.spiegel.de/international/germany/0,1518,586847,00.html
[re=287830]choinski[/re]:
Bama, bama, bo-bama
Banana-rama-fo-fama,
Fee, fi, fo, fama,
O-Bama!
Or something like that.
[re=287869]SayItWithWookies[/re]: my God, ur Right!!
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