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April 13, 2009

Shameless Exhibitionist Republicans To Showcase Their ‘Tea Bags’ On National Television

by Sara K. Smith  

No thank you?Ha ha, gross! We got this email about some teabagging orgy that’s happening at the Treasury Department and at Lafayette Park this Wednesday. “Major Media” may cover this repulsive event, so that Americans from the liberal East Coast to the liberal West Coast may witness the horror of a million Republican teabags bobbling around in public.

{ 44 comments }

Canuckledragger April 13, 2009 at 12:18 pm

I recommend kilts.

hockeymom April 13, 2009 at 12:22 pm

tea bags?
tips?

Sounds awfully porny, to me.

PerhapsSo April 13, 2009 at 12:23 pm

I would totally watch this. I haven’t seen any good teabag action in quite a while.

Hopey dont play that game April 13, 2009 at 12:24 pm

Does this mean I have to shave?

hobospacejunkie April 13, 2009 at 12:24 pm

Is the media covering these clueless fuckbags because they are endlessly amusing or is it that the MSM is controlled by a vast right-wing conspiracy? Because covering the childish antics of 1/3rd (read, insignificant) of adults who don’t think Hopey is kicking ass seems pointless. They are a deluded, dwindling minority who should be ignored for the powerless cranks that they are.

Yeah yeah, conflict is news, etc. But this is manufactured, astroturf conflict. These neanderthals still don’t quite unnerstan that they’s gettin’ a tax cut. Unless they are of that deluded class who thinks $25,000/year makes them middle class.

Fox News Light April 13, 2009 at 12:25 pm

Steep it up your arse teabaggers!

StephanieInCA April 13, 2009 at 12:25 pm

America is thirsty for Republican Teabagging. Remember: Teabag the conservatives before they teabag you.

CaliforniaMike April 13, 2009 at 12:26 pm

I would much rather see Mann Coulter’s teabags than Hannity or Limbaughs. I believe she is the most macho Republican around. Perhaps some hot Coulter-on-Bristol teabagging would be entertaining.

thecaits April 13, 2009 at 12:29 pm

I just threw up in my mouth a little.

Min April 13, 2009 at 12:31 pm

I’m tired of teabagging. When are we going to move on to the spanking portion of the event?

Gorillionaire April 13, 2009 at 12:31 pm

2003: Millions of people across America and around the world stand together to protest the invasion of Iraq. MSM; snoozes.
2009: A couple hundred misguided retards get jacked up on meth and scream “that’s mah muhney, yaw!” MSM; wall to wall coverage!

Crab1 April 13, 2009 at 12:37 pm

Just as Jesus teabagged the Pharisees now it is time for Patriots to teabag America. For DEMOCRACY!!!!!

Adalai'sShoe April 13, 2009 at 12:40 pm

Gorillionaire: My thoughts exactly, 2003 was one of the largest protests in history, across the entire world, where was the MSM on that day?

Cape Clod April 13, 2009 at 12:41 pm

[re=287530]hobospacejunkie[/re]: I don’t mind the MSM covering this as long as it comes with a little context. The context being that these people ARE a deluded, dwindling minority who should be ignored for the powerless cranks that they are.

wonderboom April 13, 2009 at 12:42 pm

around my liberal, gay, socialist household, we just call teabag parties “wednesday” anyway. so, yeah, fine, go for it… right? no big deal, hannity — i’m sure you’ve got more pressing news to make up.

El Pinche April 13, 2009 at 12:44 pm

LAFF IT UP LIBTARDS, BUT OUR MUFFLED VOICES WILL BE HEARD AROUND THE WORLD

proudgrampa April 13, 2009 at 12:46 pm

Thanks, I’ll stick with coffee.

americanscandoanything April 13, 2009 at 12:47 pm

I will be eagerly watching sean hannity live from atlanta!

His special guest..

JOE THE PLUMBER!

Now joe may know absolutely nothing about tax policy, military strategy, or labor relations, but I am certain he has first hand experience being teabagged

shortsshortsshorts April 13, 2009 at 12:50 pm

TAX CUTS FOR THE TOP 1%. FUCK THE POOR. LET’S TAKE OUR COUNTRY BACK.

Monsieur Grumpe April 13, 2009 at 12:54 pm

Mr Lipton must be so proud.

Cicada April 13, 2009 at 12:56 pm

This is the wingnut version of the disorganized Code Pink froo-fraws. I wonder what the freeper substitute for a “Free Mumia” sign is?

So far from the media coverage, it seems they’ve got an anti-tax/anti-immigrant/anti-bailout/pro-contract/ anti-union/libertarian/neocon/pro-militia/anti-Obama message. With a goal of…um…saying something. About how Obama is bad, and taxes are bad, or..something.

And it all has to do with PATRIOTISM!! And teabagging.

Yup, this will turn things around for the conservative movement. Any day now.

qwerty42 April 13, 2009 at 12:56 pm

From Sullivan. So is the teabagging part of the broad guage (“wide stance”, so to speak) approach of the Republicans to many issues? The “M4M” mentioned by Rachel is clearly an indicator of where they are going with this.

Rumproast April 13, 2009 at 12:58 pm

Bob Somerby would like you to stop making fun of teabaggers. Thank you.

freakishlystrong April 13, 2009 at 12:59 pm

So wait, this lunacy is being sponsered and promoted by Fixed News, and the “MSM” are treating it as hard news? Did we just go down the fuckin’ rabbit hole or something?

Scandinavian Fetus April 13, 2009 at 1:02 pm

Republicans keep forgetting that teabagging is the “gateway fetish” to anal sex.

But, you know, most Republicans look up to assholes.

Mild Midwesterner April 13, 2009 at 1:05 pm

This press release says “might.” What can I do to “guarantee” a teabagging?

Zadig April 13, 2009 at 1:08 pm

[re=287579]freakishlystrong[/re]: It’s like, Haysoos Chris, apparently I only THOUGHT they were awful six years ago. Now the real pain comes.

I won’t start screaming about the death of the main stream media, though, because this only looks bad NOW. Just think what sort of hijinks they’ll be getting up to ten years from now.

ProfessorJukes April 13, 2009 at 1:09 pm

[re=287580]Scandinavian Fetus[/re]: I’m sorry, NO. Anal is a given. Teabagging is the gateway fetish to *rimjobs*.

So your second sentence stands.

But really… what’s next? “Felching against socialism”?

Servo April 13, 2009 at 1:10 pm

LAFF IT UP LIBTARDS, BUT OUR MUFFLED VOICES WILL BE HEARD AROUND THE WORLD

The average Repubtard’s “world” is approximately 400 sq. mi. There be demons beyond that.

The Cold Sea April 13, 2009 at 1:13 pm

[re=287536]CaliforniaMike[/re]: Rush can’t find his teabag. It’s buried in fat layers.

Scandinavian Fetus April 13, 2009 at 1:18 pm

[re=287589]Servo[/re]: Muffled voices are a clear sign of group rimjobbing.

Plus, 400 sq. mi. is a pretty generous world view for Repubfucks.

ShamWow April 13, 2009 at 1:26 pm

[re=287582]Mild Midwesterner[/re]: I usually require dinner and a movie, but nowadays I’ll settle for a diet coke and chili cheese Fritos

El Pinche April 13, 2009 at 1:29 pm

Ever since Hannity was chased out of town by frothing Paultards, FoxNews and Newsmax have been trying to gain their viewership (e.g. Glenn Beck, teabagging, increased fearmongering, more PlayDoh commercials) .

ShamWow April 13, 2009 at 1:36 pm

I’m thinking of driving to my hometown of Sacramento to see Cavuto’s teabag. He’s got a big head so I can only imagine the size of his bags….

loquaciousmusic April 13, 2009 at 2:08 pm

When will Robyn Hitchcock write a song about all of this?

Hooray For Anything April 13, 2009 at 2:16 pm

[re=287574]qwerty42[/re]: Somewhere on Sully’s site the point was made that just the sheer fact nobody in the conservative movement realized that the phrase “tea bag” is just basically a punch the line to a thousand jokes made and soon-to-be made shows just how out of touch conservatives really are. It’s a bit like Pilate in “Life of Brian” constantly saying “Bigus Dickus” without realizing what’s so funny about it.

TGY April 13, 2009 at 2:23 pm

Keep t-bags in pants, plz.

CivicHoliday April 13, 2009 at 2:29 pm

Teabags gone wild? Filmed in sunny Miami, comes in a box set, marketed to closeted Republicans.

smartypants April 13, 2009 at 2:36 pm

Lego Jesus says to take your peeps and throw them at the evul teabaggers with their incoherent signage and ugly, ugly clothes.

Servo April 13, 2009 at 2:41 pm

[re=287601]Scandinavian Fetus[/re]:
Estimated by the approximate linear distance that $20 worth of gas will take a pick-up, Truck Nutz factored.

Sideman April 13, 2009 at 2:54 pm

It sure is funny to hear the right talking about teabagging, but it’s also interesting in a way – I was just listening to an episode of The Joan Kenley Show (progressive Bay Area podcast) called The Media: What’s True, What’s Not that addressed how the right-wing corporate media will use catch phrases (like “socialism”) and single-line branding to manipulate the information we hear. After getting in touch with all the ways that’s worked for them, it’s kinda nice to see this entry about a way it clearly is working against them!

Gorillionaire April 13, 2009 at 3:09 pm

[re=287684]loquaciousmusic[/re]: “furry green eye, in a furry green hole,…”

qwerty42 April 13, 2009 at 3:25 pm

[re=287699]Hooray For Anything[/re]: …the sheer fact nobody in the conservative movement realized that the phrase “tea bag” is just basically a punch the line to a thousand jokes made and soon-to-be made shows just how out of touch…
yeah. I saw that. And then NOM (goofy) has this “M4M”. They seem to all talk to themselves and are convinced they are on to something with whatever nonsense they spout. And they just get crazier and more out of it. The way they come up with these names, you’d almost wonder if there aren’t moles operating inside their organizations. a long time ago, some humor publication came up with “conservative” vs “liberal” things (so Willie Nelson was listened to by liberals, Waylon Jennings by conservatives). But this was a humor magazine. Then, a few years later, I saw this stuff repeated by some lower-level Republican functionary – who’d probably had it passed on as the real thing.

doloras April 13, 2009 at 6:13 pm

[re=287699]Hooray For Anything[/re]: He commands a cwack legion! He wanks vewy highly in Wome!

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