PIX OR GTFO  2:57 pm April 10, 2009

NOM Wingnuts Launch ’2M4M’ Initiative

by Jim Newell

The very scary National Organization for Marriage folks have launched this new initiative, “2 Million For Marriage,” about trolling for hot anal sex on Craigslist. This group is still not considered a parody, for the record. [NOM via TPM]

 

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shortsshortsshorts April 10, 2009 at 3:00 pm

2 M4M seeking 3rd.
must be discreet. e-mail craig@ussenate.us.

Rosie Scenario April 10, 2009 at 3:00 pm

2M4M sounds like personals ad.

Noonan April 10, 2009 at 3:01 pm

Dude, it’s Good Friday. Can we not talk about nom nom nom nom when I’m fasting.

Fish sticks for dinner!
/Not a gay fish.

comradepaulson April 10, 2009 at 3:02 pm

I am interested in this organization’s ideas and would like to sign up for its newsletter.

Mild Midwesterner April 10, 2009 at 3:03 pm

Do I have to go through a Pre Cana class to join?

qwerty42 April 10, 2009 at 3:04 pm

NOT considered a parody??? But that video — no, the auditions. Comedy gold!!

Scarab April 10, 2009 at 3:06 pm

Go for it. I’d estimate that about 2 million of the 300 million people in America support their viewpoints.

ohiolobbyist April 10, 2009 at 3:07 pm

nom nom nom nom nom

Holy Cow!! April 10, 2009 at 3:07 pm

Why can’t Maggie just die? She is a right wing whore who hates America and freedom.

mattym April 10, 2009 at 3:08 pm

NOM NOM NOM ON YOUR DICK!!!

RIGHT?!!?!?

Toonces April 10, 2009 at 3:09 pm

Funny, my boyfriend and I were looking around that section of Craigslist…

AfghanVet April 10, 2009 at 3:10 pm

They simply cannot help but produce comedy gold for all. And we all thought irony was gone with Bush.

Scarab April 10, 2009 at 3:13 pm

Please join NOB and help stop these people from redefining the word bigot.

Roll Fish April 10, 2009 at 3:13 pm

2M4M must be into teabagging

The Cold Sea April 10, 2009 at 3:14 pm

2M4M. Into dirty sanchez and cleveland steamer. Must be sane, safe and drug free.

magic titty April 10, 2009 at 3:15 pm

That is ambitious. I haven’t fucked the entire nationwide population of men since 10th grade.

bitchincamaro April 10, 2009 at 3:18 pm

[re=286510]qwerty42[/re]: Too late. They put the glom on your NOM.

Toonces April 10, 2009 at 3:18 pm

Ok, so between teabagging for taxes and M4M for gay marriage, I think the only logical next step must be “Tossing your Salad against illegal immigration”. On account of all the lettuce picking and what not.

drrty martini April 10, 2009 at 3:18 pm

NOM ain’t too aware of Internet traditions.

The Cold Sea April 10, 2009 at 3:19 pm

Instead of Twitter for social networking, they should use Bitter.

Thanks, I’m here all day.

comradepaulson April 10, 2009 at 3:20 pm

[re=286515]Scarab[/re]: They’re asking us to fuck 2 million people? Okay, but I think I may need some supplies for that. Tell me, does NOM provide the lube?

Toonces April 10, 2009 at 3:21 pm

Ok, I’m a dumbass, it has been pointed out my last comment was in the freakin’ article. I thought my friend made a funny. Carry on.

The Cold Sea April 10, 2009 at 3:23 pm

[re=286549]comradepaulson[/re]: G*d provides the lube.

comradepaulson April 10, 2009 at 3:24 pm

[re=286544]Toonces[/re]: YOU STOLE MY IDEA! See previous thread on the teabagtwats. I can’t wait for tossed salad against illegal immigration. Oh, I can’t wait! The other obvious choice would, of course, be Dirty Sanchez’s against illegal immigration.

Mac W Cheese April 10, 2009 at 3:30 pm

2M4M Must love teabagging!

Advocatus_Diaboli April 10, 2009 at 3:32 pm

Nom nom nom. That is the sound of a gay elephant getting teabagged by his partner Iowan husband.

NoWireHangers April 10, 2009 at 3:34 pm

2M4M?

2 Men 4 Marriage?

Crank Tango April 10, 2009 at 3:35 pm

Maybe they will “pack” some canuck illegals onto an antique boat in Ohio for the “Cleveland Steamer All Over Canada’s Ass Protest” Fox will organize next?

Bruno April 10, 2009 at 3:36 pm

I always thought a capital ‘M’ implied Roman numerals where M = 1,000

queeraselvis v 2.0 April 10, 2009 at 3:39 pm

Here’s something about Mary:

She has testified as an expert witness on marriage before the U.S. Senate and in various state legislatures.

First, I wasn’t aware that there was such a thing as an “expert witness on marriage.” Second, how many seconds until Mary’s husband gets caught in a Westchester park bathroom with his pants around his ankles and trying to seduce a cop?

AxmxZ April 10, 2009 at 3:39 pm

[re=286544]Toonces[/re]: The next big thing will be GOP-sponsored events in protest of the deficit: “Don’t let Obama snowball you!” parties.

snideinplainsight April 10, 2009 at 3:41 pm

Yes, but what of the famous Buffalo Wishbone? Is that OK2M4M?

One Yield Regular April 10, 2009 at 3:42 pm

If this isn’t a joke, I’m still having a difficult time with this group’s appropriation of gay-world rangelanda – “rainbow coalition,” the 2M4M/MSM thing, that co-joined rings logo – not to mention that at least half the actors in that ad were clearly walking down Queen Wilhelmina’s Tulip Path.

Accordion-o-rama April 10, 2009 at 3:43 pm

[re=286503]Noonan[/re]: Fish are not gay. However, they are often transsexual:

http://www.nytimes.com/1984/12/04/science/sex-change-in-fish-found-common.html?sec=health

Kev-O-Tron April 10, 2009 at 3:45 pm

So I get a little wound up over this subject but I find these Nommers to be curious folk. I’m trying to figure out the driving philosophy behind the Nommer movement and it seems to be gay = icky. That’s just surprisingly base and laughably fear-based. I expect a little more nuance from the bitters.

lampadadog April 10, 2009 at 3:46 pm

“Yeah there’s a storm on the loose, gay folks now can wed.
They’re no longer silent, all freedoms are dead.
Cannot decode – my whole life spins into a frenzy.

Help I’m steppin’ into the Twilight Zone
Vermont’s a madhouse, Christians being stoned
Two million for marriage, jump into your cars
You know where to go, now that Iowa’s gone too far!”

daisy chain April 10, 2009 at 3:51 pm

[re=286544]Toonces[/re]: Finally, salad tossing party! We will toss the salads of every congress person until they come together on immigration reform!

2m4m April 10, 2009 at 3:53 pm

I should point out that the brilliant folk over at NOM failed to register 2M4M.org, the obvious domain for their campaign (and where people who hear about it naturally go).

They don’t own it.

I do.

So I’ve recruited some friends and we’re putting up our own site there.

lobo2009 April 10, 2009 at 3:57 pm

Can someone explain to me the, ” I’m a doctor and I can’t express my religion” coomment? What does this have to do with keeping marriage a hetero-only club?

snideinplainsight April 10, 2009 at 3:59 pm

NOM.org = nation of men, imagine my surprise.

“We are not a gay organization, though some of our members may be gay. We are not feminized, politically correct men, though our members exhibit varying degrees of civilization.”

Fun with acronyms!

BadKitty April 10, 2009 at 4:00 pm

[re=286503]Noonan[/re]: Kanye? Is that you?

BadKitty April 10, 2009 at 4:06 pm

[re=286645]lobo2009[/re]: The only thing I can think of that some fertility doctors refuse to treat lesbians. That’s all I got.

SayItWithWookies April 10, 2009 at 4:07 pm

[re=286636]2m4m[/re]: So it’s true — you do recruit!

middlegirl April 10, 2009 at 4:10 pm

The NOM remix that is destined to go viral. Highlights include a spirited, “It’s Raining Men” rendition with the obligatory but tasteful teabagging scene. Enjoy!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5HQ2fOUYws

Dave J. April 10, 2009 at 4:11 pm

Here’s a photo of Maggie, fwiw. The more you know.

PomPom April 10, 2009 at 4:17 pm

[re=286636]2m4m[/re]: I am in awe.

Canuck13652 April 10, 2009 at 4:26 pm

[re=286636]2m4m[/re]: I could gay marry you. That is fantastic.

lobo2009 April 10, 2009 at 4:28 pm

can we set them on fire Glen Beck style?

queeraselvis v 2.0 April 10, 2009 at 4:39 pm

[re=286673]Dave J.[/re]: Like I said earlier, husband getting arrested for solicitation in 3…2…

IceCreamEmpress April 10, 2009 at 4:41 pm

Here’s a photo of Maggie, fwiw. The more you know.

Was she voted “Girl Most Likely to Have a Gay Husband She Met in Show Choir” in college?

MarSF April 10, 2009 at 4:50 pm

[re=286673]Dave J.[/re]: Arghh. She is K-Lo’s “better looking” twin. I think these ladies are just upset that ANYONE is having sex because it is obvious that they are not.

MarSF April 10, 2009 at 4:53 pm

[re=286645]lobo2009[/re]: I took it to mean that Maggie wanted a shout-out in there to all the pro-lifers who are now somehow “forced” to educate patients about family planning options.

cranky April 10, 2009 at 5:01 pm

oh i thought you were being clever with the 2m4m, but they are just stupid.

two meows for me?
two men for me?
too many for me!
too manly for me!
too messy for me!
too measly for me!

MarSF April 10, 2009 at 5:18 pm

The NOM blog has (moderated) comments! Maybe you can troll over there for some hot W4W, M4M Top/Bottom action.

smashtheduck April 10, 2009 at 5:19 pm

http://2m4m.org/
Wingnutz aren’t so good at this whole interwebz thing. Someone was able to register the .org before they did. He’s still building it but it’s already teh awesome.

qaf April 10, 2009 at 5:20 pm

[re=286544]Toonces[/re]: Win.

Lionel Hutz Esq. April 10, 2009 at 5:32 pm

[re=286587]NoWireHangers[/re]: I thought it was two men looking for four men to tie then up, slap them, and make them renounce their heterosexuality. But yours makes more sense.

[re=286636]2m4m[/re]: You sir, are a true American.

grevillea April 10, 2009 at 5:39 pm

Coming soon: our great new video “2 girls 1 cup”, about two sassy roommates having fun learning to bake, while saving themselves for marriage.

smashtheduck April 10, 2009 at 5:42 pm

[re=286636]2m4m[/re]: You’re my hero.

Bruno April 10, 2009 at 6:24 pm

[re=286636]2m4m[/re]: Please keep us posted of developments over the weekend. We are ready to spread the good word to the enemy sites where we are embedded

AxmxZ April 10, 2009 at 6:44 pm

[re=286636]2m4m[/re]: *glows with joy and pride*

keepinitrealyo April 10, 2009 at 8:53 pm

Tom Lerher, the political satirist, said he quit comedy in the late sixties when real politics rendered satire unnecessary. Dam NOMMERS, trying to kill comedy!

Custerwolf April 10, 2009 at 10:02 pm

On a more tragic note, Kayne’s new life of gay fishedness has sadly been cut short. Sources claim the goddamned pussy was just too much for him.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PGJsKTTSaA

Custerwolf April 10, 2009 at 10:04 pm

[re=286752]cranky[/re]: too much for me?

davesnothere April 10, 2009 at 10:24 pm

[re=286549]comradepaulson[/re]: No, that’s available separately, from NOM’s sister organization, the National Organization for Indiscriminate Anonymous Unprotected Buttsex.

President Beeblebrox April 10, 2009 at 11:38 pm

Once again: epic wingnut fail is epic!

And the wingers need to get up to speed with Craigslist M4M lingo.

Brendan M. April 11, 2009 at 12:43 am

[re=286636]2m4m[/re]: And you did TighRoslin.com?!?! Frak, you’re awesome.

grag April 11, 2009 at 4:32 am

M4M
The Gay M4M is a 100% free adult dating site. You can post, read and answer any personal ad for free.
Click on the linkGay M4M

hobospacejunkie April 11, 2009 at 4:37 am

[re=286879]Custerwolf[/re]: ZOMG that is so funny. Thanks for sharing!

Frumious Canbrasnatch April 11, 2009 at 6:42 am

2m4m: congratulations, you have won teh internetz for today.

TJBeck April 11, 2009 at 7:52 am

[re=286919]grag[/re]: Did you just spam this thread? Everyone knows the best place to go is http://www.2mfm.org

the problem child April 11, 2009 at 9:53 am

I just know somehow that “Santorum” is going to be involved…

oldguy April 11, 2009 at 12:39 pm

They could get Rev. Moon to perform the 2M ceremonies. Or is it 1M marriages, with 2M men? Or 2M marriages with 4M men. Come on up to Vermont.

mr. wunnerful April 11, 2009 at 3:05 pm

[re=286636]2m4m[/re]: WIN! please start soliciting hardcore gay-porn advertisers. astroglide adspace would be priceless

Custerwolf April 11, 2009 at 3:06 pm

So where are all the ’2GLBT2Quit?’ people?

Custerwolf April 11, 2009 at 4:08 pm

[re=286987]Custerwolf[/re]: Get that sneaky superfluous question mark outta there.

Hunger Tallest Palin April 11, 2009 at 4:23 pm

Dear fReichtards,
Yes, we’re picking up on all your increasingly desperate hints. No, we’re not going to meet you in the mens room near gate 12 at MSP. Quit calling us.

Bruno April 12, 2009 at 9:36 am

[re=286636]2m4m[/re]: Great job with the site so far! In answering your question on how to reach Rachel Maddow, I suggest keep posting here. It seems Maddow & Stuart’s writers get a fair number of ideas from Wonkette, just give them 24-36 hours to catch up…

Bruno April 12, 2009 at 9:38 am

[re=286636]2m4m[/re]: Luv the top 10 reasons why Gayz should not get married!

http://www.2m4m.org/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=90&Itemid=109

NebraskashireGentry April 12, 2009 at 7:37 pm

they must not know the “!” is the gayest method of punctuation.

2m4m April 15, 2009 at 12:14 am

Thanks for the kind words, everyone. Monday was incredible with the media coverage we got, and today I got a lot of requests for interviews later this week, so it looks like we’ll be able to keep the site in the cycle.

That was the whole goal, of course – once we realized NOM failed to get the domain we wanted to make sure that we put good content on it and kept the wind out of NOM’s sails. More searches for “2M4M” are going to 2m4m.org than any other site, and almost no results linking to NOM, themselves.

Oops :-)

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