C-SPAN Is Financing Terror Cell Training Camp For Tiny Pirates
A guy was caught selling guns from a potato chip stand in a market. It was as easy as catching a gun salesman at a potato chip stand, said police. [ Washington Examiner ]
Several area Starbucks-brand coffee shops are closing. And what's going to replace them? Probably more dumb Starbu—hrrm. [ DCist ]
You're probably improperly caring for your Zamboni, which you own "for irony," but how would you even know if not for this $90 class? [ Washington Post ]
Hey check yr Slurpee debris from yesterday's trip to a SE grocery: one of you locals is walking around with a $144 million Powerball ticket. [ WTOP ]
The C-SPAN offices have a replica of that ship that was overtaken by Somali pirates the other day, a ship that was in no way notable before it was hijacked. C-SPAN is impossibly weird. [ Fishbowl DC ]