Socialists Infiltrate Halls Of Congress, Says Alabama Nut

We all know that an overwhelming majority of Americans now proudly call themselves socialists, so it should come as no surprise that one might find a few of these newly popular socialists in the House of Representatives. According to Representative Spencer Bachus of Alabama, 17 faithful socialists already serve in the House! He didn't name names, but we can assume one's rhymes with "Fancy Schmelosi." [ The Birmingham News ]