• February 14, 2012

Barack Obama’s chief economic aide Larry Summers famously thinks that women are dumb, very dumb, so dumb at life that he doesn’t need to look in any way attractive to procure them, for mating. Today Summers told the Washington Economics Club (NERD FACTORY) that everything will be better in a few months, once all remaining American Money has been restored to Wall Street financial firms. But he looked so frightening when he was telling them this!

Does I see a HUMAN BAY-BAY to eat?

NOM NOM NOM.

HMMM economy.

{ 33 comments }

walkaway April 9, 2009 at 3:23 pm

What an appalling double standard, Wonkette. Do you ever see highly accomplished female public figures judged on their looks?

I didn’t think so.

steve April 9, 2009 at 3:25 pm

Not as fun as laughing at Mark Penn’s hideous, though.

TimeCubist April 9, 2009 at 3:25 pm

From top to bottom, it looks like he’s straining to pinch a loaf. Then finally, relief!

DagNabbit April 9, 2009 at 3:25 pm

Vomit

ignatius_riley April 9, 2009 at 3:26 pm

It’s always the ugliest dudes who are the most sexist.

Schadenfried April 9, 2009 at 3:27 pm

This dude has moobs, and you can’t convince me otherwise.

OT, did our Wonkette editors purposely put “GAYS” and “TEABAGGING” right next to each other.

MargeSimpsonsBlackFriend April 9, 2009 at 3:27 pm

I applaud Wonkette for its double standard. It’s about time someone pointed out the general trollishness of the men in politics, instead of talking about Michelle Obama’s clothes/hawtness/blackness/etc.

** slow clap **

Country Club Jihadi April 9, 2009 at 3:31 pm

He looks like the monster in “Weird Science”. We need spurting sound effects.

SayItWithWookies April 9, 2009 at 3:32 pm

Only in America can looking like an overcooked potato not be a hindrance to the success of a rich connected white male. Truly this is the land of opportunity.

twowheeljunkie April 9, 2009 at 3:32 pm

[re=285444]TimeCubist[/re]:
LOL

The Jackson Five April 9, 2009 at 3:33 pm

300k+ per speech and dude’s got a busted set of choppers that would make an Anacostia crackhead feel good about their dental situation. I wanna say fail but it’s almost sorta hood.

Mild Midwesterner April 9, 2009 at 3:35 pm

Am I right to assume that throwing Larry Summers is now illegal in Oregon?

arclight April 9, 2009 at 3:35 pm

LOL WAT

Come here a minute April 9, 2009 at 3:35 pm

A reappearance of the Cheney bulge in the first picture….COINCIDENCE?

magic titty April 9, 2009 at 3:36 pm

Bet he’s got a nice pair of tits though.

tunamelt April 9, 2009 at 3:36 pm

He looks like a thumb.

tunamelt April 9, 2009 at 3:37 pm

LOL WUT

tunamelt April 9, 2009 at 3:39 pm

LOL WUT? indeed, Mr. Thumbs.

tunamelt April 9, 2009 at 3:41 pm
shortsshortsshorts April 9, 2009 at 3:48 pm

“Does I see a HUMAN BAY-BAY to eat?”

Laughing my ass off. Currently. Thank you for that.

sevenrepeat April 9, 2009 at 3:49 pm

he sure does have a purdy mouth….for a kentucky gun show bathroom extravaganza!!

AllHat April 9, 2009 at 3:57 pm

[re=285444]TimeCubist[/re]: Ugh, I really didn’t need that image stuck in my head. Thanks.

MrAgro April 9, 2009 at 4:01 pm

He looks like a bloated John Ashcroft.

Crab1 April 9, 2009 at 4:31 pm

I can’t wait to get home from work so I can masturbate to the thought of Larry summers screaming in my face.

1ofUS April 9, 2009 at 5:07 pm

Among the other bad things he’s been doing in secret is hanging with Republican staffers and stealing the chocomilk – so they spiked it with chocoxlax which explains the relief he expresses in the last frame. He can depend on Depends.

cranky April 9, 2009 at 5:13 pm

evidence that earth worms and humans can reproduce!

swarm of bees April 9, 2009 at 5:25 pm

He looks like an orc from Lord of the Rings.

tfitz April 9, 2009 at 7:58 pm

He’s been a pig for years. EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS MAN bugs me.

AxmxZ April 9, 2009 at 8:52 pm

Oh gods…. he alone counterbalances all the h0t of the rest of the Obama administration.

bitchincamaro April 9, 2009 at 11:11 pm

Gross, like his conflicts of interest. He’s a disgusting, traitorous, fucking, neckface.

trondant April 9, 2009 at 11:47 pm

America: Your money is being held by a guy named Larry Summers. Real fucking brat, but I’m sure your goons can get it off him. I mean, he’s fifty-five. Flunking social studies. Also.

SteveCharb April 10, 2009 at 9:50 am

[re=285439]walkaway[/re]: WIN!!! Twenty points to Griffindor!

Obamaton April 10, 2009 at 10:04 am

I thought this was some form of jumble, like on the comics page, where we are supposed to order the seconds in his orgasm.

Once I got to the dry heaves portion of this jumble I was able to finish.

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