Wonkette
Barack Obama’s chief economic aide Larry Summers famously thinks that women are dumb, very dumb, so dumb at life that he doesn’t need to look in any way attractive to procure them, for mating. Today Summers told the Washington Economics Club (NERD FACTORY) that everything will be better in a few months, once all remaining American Money has been restored to Wall Street financial firms. But he looked so frightening when he was telling them this!
Does I see a HUMAN BAY-BAY to eat?
NOM NOM NOM.
HMMM economy.
What an appalling double standard, Wonkette. Do you ever see highly accomplished female public figures judged on their looks?
I didn’t think so.
Not as fun as laughing at Mark Penn’s hideous, though.
From top to bottom, it looks like he’s straining to pinch a loaf. Then finally, relief!
Vomit
It’s always the ugliest dudes who are the most sexist.
This dude has moobs, and you can’t convince me otherwise.
OT, did our Wonkette editors purposely put “GAYS” and “TEABAGGING” right next to each other.
I applaud Wonkette for its double standard. It’s about time someone pointed out the general trollishness of the men in politics, instead of talking about Michelle Obama’s clothes/hawtness/blackness/etc.
** slow clap **
He looks like the monster in “Weird Science”. We need spurting sound effects.
Only in America can looking like an overcooked potato not be a hindrance to the success of a rich connected white male. Truly this is the land of opportunity.
TimeCubist:
LOL
300k+ per speech and dude’s got a busted set of choppers that would make an Anacostia crackhead feel good about their dental situation. I wanna say fail but it’s almost sorta hood.
Am I right to assume that throwing Larry Summers is now illegal in Oregon?
LOL WAT
A reappearance of the Cheney bulge in the first picture….COINCIDENCE?
Bet he’s got a nice pair of tits though.
He looks like a thumb.
LOL WUT
LOL WUT? indeed, Mr. Thumbs.
Alternatively…
“Does I see a HUMAN BAY-BAY to eat?”
Laughing my ass off. Currently. Thank you for that.
he sure does have a purdy mouth….for a kentucky gun show bathroom extravaganza!!
TimeCubist: Ugh, I really didn’t need that image stuck in my head. Thanks.
He looks like a bloated John Ashcroft.
I can’t wait to get home from work so I can masturbate to the thought of Larry summers screaming in my face.
Among the other bad things he’s been doing in secret is hanging with Republican staffers and stealing the chocomilk - so they spiked it with chocoxlax which explains the relief he expresses in the last frame. He can depend on Depends.
evidence that earth worms and humans can reproduce!
He looks like an orc from Lord of the Rings.
He’s been a pig for years. EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS MAN bugs me.
Oh gods…. he alone counterbalances all the h0t of the rest of the Obama administration.
Gross, like his conflicts of interest. He’s a disgusting, traitorous, fucking, neckface.
America: Your money is being held by a guy named Larry Summers. Real fucking brat, but I’m sure your goons can get it off him. I mean, he’s fifty-five. Flunking social studies. Also.
walkaway: WIN!!! Twenty points to Griffindor!
I thought this was some form of jumble, like on the comics page, where we are supposed to order the seconds in his orgasm.
Once I got to the dry heaves portion of this jumble I was able to finish.