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A Children’s Treasury Of Gross Larry Summers Photos

Barack Obama’s chief economic aide Larry Summers famously thinks that women are dumb, very dumb, so dumb at life that he doesn’t need to look in any way attractive to procure them, for mating. Today Summers told the Washington Economics Club (NERD FACTORY) that everything will be better in a few months, once all remaining American Money has been restored to Wall Street financial firms. But he looked so frightening when he was telling them this!

Does I see a HUMAN BAY-BAY to eat?

NOM NOM NOM.

HMMM economy.


3:19 PM on Thu April 9 2009
By Jim Newell
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  1. walkaway says at 3:23 pm, April 9th, 2009

    What an appalling double standard, Wonkette. Do you ever see highly accomplished female public figures judged on their looks?

    I didn’t think so.

  2. Not as fun as laughing at Mark Penn’s hideous, though.

  3. TimeCubist says at 3:25 pm, April 9th, 2009

    From top to bottom, it looks like he’s straining to pinch a loaf. Then finally, relief!

  4. DagNabbit says at 3:25 pm, April 9th, 2009

    Vomit

  5. ignatius_riley says at 3:26 pm, April 9th, 2009

    It’s always the ugliest dudes who are the most sexist.

  6. Schadenfried says at 3:27 pm, April 9th, 2009

    This dude has moobs, and you can’t convince me otherwise.

    OT, did our Wonkette editors purposely put “GAYS” and “TEABAGGING” right next to each other.

  7. MargeSimpsonsBlackFriend says at 3:27 pm, April 9th, 2009

    I applaud Wonkette for its double standard. It’s about time someone pointed out the general trollishness of the men in politics, instead of talking about Michelle Obama’s clothes/hawtness/blackness/etc.

    ** slow clap **

  8. Country Club Jihadi says at 3:31 pm, April 9th, 2009

    He looks like the monster in “Weird Science”. We need spurting sound effects.

  9. SayItWithWookies says at 3:32 pm, April 9th, 2009

    Only in America can looking like an overcooked potato not be a hindrance to the success of a rich connected white male. Truly this is the land of opportunity.

  10. twowheeljunkie says at 3:32 pm, April 9th, 2009
  11. The Jackson Five says at 3:33 pm, April 9th, 2009

    300k+ per speech and dude’s got a busted set of choppers that would make an Anacostia crackhead feel good about their dental situation. I wanna say fail but it’s almost sorta hood.

  12. Mild Midwesterner says at 3:35 pm, April 9th, 2009

    Am I right to assume that throwing Larry Summers is now illegal in Oregon?

  13. arclight says at 3:35 pm, April 9th, 2009

    LOL WAT

  14. Come here a minute says at 3:35 pm, April 9th, 2009

    A reappearance of the Cheney bulge in the first picture….COINCIDENCE?

  15. magic titty says at 3:36 pm, April 9th, 2009

    Bet he’s got a nice pair of tits though.

  16. tunamelt says at 3:36 pm, April 9th, 2009

    He looks like a thumb.

  17. tunamelt says at 3:37 pm, April 9th, 2009

    LOL WUT

  18. tunamelt says at 3:39 pm, April 9th, 2009

    LOL WUT? indeed, Mr. Thumbs.

  19. tunamelt says at 3:41 pm, April 9th, 2009
  20. shortsshortsshorts says at 3:48 pm, April 9th, 2009

    “Does I see a HUMAN BAY-BAY to eat?”

    Laughing my ass off. Currently. Thank you for that.

  21. sevenrepeat says at 3:49 pm, April 9th, 2009

    he sure does have a purdy mouth….for a kentucky gun show bathroom extravaganza!!

  22. AllHat says at 3:57 pm, April 9th, 2009

    TimeCubist: Ugh, I really didn’t need that image stuck in my head. Thanks.

  23. MrAgro says at 4:01 pm, April 9th, 2009

    He looks like a bloated John Ashcroft.

  24. I can’t wait to get home from work so I can masturbate to the thought of Larry summers screaming in my face.

  25. Among the other bad things he’s been doing in secret is hanging with Republican staffers and stealing the chocomilk - so they spiked it with chocoxlax which explains the relief he expresses in the last frame. He can depend on Depends.

  26. cranky says at 5:13 pm, April 9th, 2009

    evidence that earth worms and humans can reproduce!

  27. swarm of bees says at 5:25 pm, April 9th, 2009

    He looks like an orc from Lord of the Rings.

  28. He’s been a pig for years. EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS MAN bugs me.

  29. Oh gods…. he alone counterbalances all the h0t of the rest of the Obama administration.

  30. bitchincamaro says at 11:11 pm, April 9th, 2009

    Gross, like his conflicts of interest. He’s a disgusting, traitorous, fucking, neckface.

  31. trondant says at 11:47 pm, April 9th, 2009

    America: Your money is being held by a guy named Larry Summers. Real fucking brat, but I’m sure your goons can get it off him. I mean, he’s fifty-five. Flunking social studies. Also.

  32. SteveCharb says at 9:50 am, April 10th, 2009

    walkaway: WIN!!! Twenty points to Griffindor!

  33. Obamaton says at 10:04 am, April 10th, 2009

    I thought this was some form of jumble, like on the comics page, where we are supposed to order the seconds in his orgasm.

    Once I got to the dry heaves portion of this jumble I was able to finish.

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