A MODEST AFTERNOON WARRING JAUNT  2:42 pm April 9, 2009

Tax Day Tea Party Website Has Open Comments *COUGH* *COUGH*

by Jim Newell

Surely you are aware that the Teabaggers are holding their biggest tea party EVAR on Tax Day to protest how they, uh, got tax cuts in the stimulus package. Here is their promo video and their website, which has open comments. They are very sensitive about politics… and we are a WAR BLOG… so… MUSH, MUSH! [Tax Day Tea Party]

 

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{ 165 comments }

Roger3815 April 9, 2009 at 2:46 pm

These “teabaggers” are insane!

heroinmule April 9, 2009 at 2:47 pm

Tagged with truck nutz.

SayItWithWookies April 9, 2009 at 2:48 pm

Bummer — I’ll check it out after work, at which point there’ll probably be nothing left but a heap of smoldering wreckage and a lot of obscene comments in all caps. But you guys have fun.

greatgooglymoogly April 9, 2009 at 2:49 pm

“Speak now … [dramatic pause] … or FOREVER hold your peace.”

Because Congress really, really, reallyreallyreally, wants to hear from you. And you can make a difference! Oh yes you can! Oh yes you can, you widdle cutie! Is you a good widdle cutie?

NoWireHangers April 9, 2009 at 2:50 pm

Damn, only 2 comments on Wonkette, and I visit the Tax Day Tea Party site and it seems like it’s already crashed. It’s hard to beat Gopherit and Shorts to the punch, but I tried.

Alabama Parrot April 9, 2009 at 2:51 pm

Teh local Unitarians are already prepping to monkey-wrench ‘em here in Auburn. I’d appreciate any pithy ideas for signs.

arclight April 9, 2009 at 2:51 pm

Hopefully they have better senses of humor than they do at The Fox Nation.

Zadig April 9, 2009 at 2:51 pm

Oh, now it’s on. Seriously, open comments? It’s like their challenging us. I will not disappoint them.

Guppy06 April 9, 2009 at 2:52 pm

Well, whaddaya know, it really is open.

Noonan April 9, 2009 at 2:52 pm

TruckNutz initiated. Aaaaaaaaaaaand launched.

Lascauxcaveman April 9, 2009 at 2:53 pm

Meh. Those comments are already loaded with LOOOOOONG wingnut rants fundamentally misunderstanding our system of govt.

Our delicious snark (should we grace them with it) would never be found by anybody, since there’s too much boring crap already posted there to wade through.

Come here a minute April 9, 2009 at 2:55 pm

Oh no, looks like Wonkette is going to FAIL another website.

Guppy06 April 9, 2009 at 2:56 pm

[re=285371]Noonan[/re]: It’s like hitting a TruckNut with another TruckNut.

OK, I should really go be productive or something.

greatgooglymoogly April 9, 2009 at 2:57 pm

[re=285360]SayItWithWookies[/re]: Don’t even bother. It’s just a bunch of serious-minded, earnestly intended Ron Paul leftovers. Here: Imagine whatever you think is the most fingernails-on-the-chalkboard screechy nagging rant, double it, pour a fifth of gin in it, spin it around and set it on fire, and then you’re getting close.

Lazy Media April 9, 2009 at 2:57 pm

My favorite recurring post over there comes from the geniuses who propose “just not paying taxes” on April 15. Like any of them are going to pay anything on April 15, other than the interest on their tax return loan.

chascates April 9, 2009 at 2:58 pm

It says:
You are posting comments too quickly. Slow down.

WTF does that mean? My crazy rant isn’t any different from the others on there!!

freakishlystrong April 9, 2009 at 2:58 pm

Silent Minority???! These fuckwits have been screaming at the top of their lungs since before Barry was even inaugurated.

Colander April 9, 2009 at 2:59 pm

[re=285373]Lascauxcaveman[/re]: Yeah, they are being super-serious and sharing their true feelings over there. It’s kinda gross–I don’t know what kind of sociopath I should pretend to be.

BillyClubb April 9, 2009 at 2:59 pm

Truth be told, I’m pretty sensitive to teabagging as well.

TheNavOne April 9, 2009 at 3:01 pm

I showed up to the wrong tea party in my area.
It just so happens I like to put Lemon in my tea.

ChernobylSoup April 9, 2009 at 3:03 pm

“You are posting comments too quickly. Slow down.”

Wonkette wins.

Gopherit April 9, 2009 at 3:04 pm

[re=285373]Lascauxcaveman[/re]: Oh, you would be surprised.
[re=285363]NoWireHangers[/re]: Yup. Locked and loaded.

Dumpster Muffin April 9, 2009 at 3:04 pm

wow i have never done that before, it was really liberating. i feel so alive.

except now it told me i am commenting too fast.

no more nutz :o

freakishlystrong April 9, 2009 at 3:04 pm

[re=285378]greatgooglymoogly[/re]: Just don’t propel that shit without consent, (in Oregon)…

Zadig April 9, 2009 at 3:05 pm

Under 200 comments, all of them completely earnest. Terrifyingly earnest. I’m with [re=285373]Lascauxcaveman[/re], they really won’t hear anything we have to say over there, even if they hadn’t noticed that my url was http://explosionedafire.ytmnd.com and stopped my post.

Uncle Al April 9, 2009 at 3:07 pm

What a weird video. Unpleasant, angry-sounding music that sounds like your nephew composed it on a $49 Casio. Unfocused message. These people are not ready for prime time.

SnarkNotFark April 9, 2009 at 3:08 pm

AC/DC? What kind of message does that send? You know they still use the old lingo over there, of course. Here are the lyrics for funsies (Why do they have such a problem with picking music):
I was caught
In the middle of a railroad track (Thunder)
I looked ’round,
And I knew there was no turning back (Thunder)
My mind raced
And I thought what could I do? (Thunder)
And I knew
There was no help, no help from you (Thunder)
Sound of the drums
Beatin’ in my heart
The thunder of guns!
Tore me apart
You’ve been – thunderstruck!
Rode down the highway
Broke the limit, we hit the ton
Went through to Texas, yeah Texas
And we had some fun
We met some girls,
Some dancers who gave a good time
Broke all the rules, played all the fools
Yeah, yeah, they, they, they blew our minds
And I was shakin’ at the knees
Could I come again please.
Yeah the ladies were too kind
You’ve been – thunderstruck, thunderstruck
Yeah yeah yeah, thunderstruck
Yeah
Oh, thunderstruck, yeah
Now we’re shaking at the knees
Could I come again please.

I can only assume Brian Johnson has teabagged multiple groupies, so I guess it works.

Squiggyfm April 9, 2009 at 3:08 pm

Open comments? How monumentally stupid of them. I do like their idea of “How about we just not pay our taxes. They’re bound to notice then!”

I hereby endorse this movement of felony tax evasion.

queeraselvis v 2.0 April 9, 2009 at 3:09 pm

[re=285360]SayItWithWookies[/re]: It’s already going down in flames, even as we speak. I doubt they’re even be any smoldering wreckage left after this carnage. Just a lot of ash wafting in the breeze.

El Pinche April 9, 2009 at 3:10 pm

Texas secessionists are showing up to the one in Burleson, Texas. There’s a rumor that the klan will show up, too.

Terry April 9, 2009 at 3:10 pm

Which one of you was Emily Littella (Yay, SNL)?

Styrofoam Boots April 9, 2009 at 3:11 pm

It all made sense until AC/DC hit. Congratulation, fuckholes, on 10 seconds of sanity.

facehead April 9, 2009 at 3:12 pm

On it.

Quacker April 9, 2009 at 3:12 pm

Just went there, scrolled a random amount, copied first sentence of comment. Got this: ” I too beleive that the taxes were too high under the republicans as well as the Demecrats.”

I quake in fear of our new Teabag Overlords. Not.

chascates April 9, 2009 at 3:13 pm

OH NOES:

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Guru Meditation:

XID: 904540342

Crapola April 9, 2009 at 3:14 pm

The Truck Nutz rEVOLution that Dr. Paul fought so hard for is finally coming to fruition. I am so proud. *tear*

Buzz Feedback April 9, 2009 at 3:15 pm

When are these people going to learn w/the open comments?

DagNabbit April 9, 2009 at 3:17 pm

Most fun all week!

God these people are fucking horrible.

deutsch April 9, 2009 at 3:20 pm

I tried to do my part to distinguish myself in their comments, but when I clicked Submit I got an error message saying “You’re posting comments too fast. Slow Down.”

Buzz Feedback April 9, 2009 at 3:23 pm

[re=285428]deutsch[/re]: Just wait a couple of minutes. You can add more. Praise be to G-d.

Cape Clod April 9, 2009 at 3:23 pm

OK, who is posting as ‘Dongbreath’ over there? Because you are priceless.

arclight April 9, 2009 at 3:23 pm

Yeah, uh, I must be doin it wrong because my first and only comment was considered posting too quickly.

chascates April 9, 2009 at 3:24 pm

[re=285428]deutsch[/re]: It’s either a cookie or some IP hanger or something. Try opening another browser window, if it retained your name & email delete them, reload, and try again.

Gopherit April 9, 2009 at 3:25 pm

haha! I found the secret! The comment blocker keys on your user name. alter it slightly, and you can post as fast as you want.

Noodle Salad April 9, 2009 at 3:25 pm

AStormIsComing – you are my new hero.

snideinplainsight April 9, 2009 at 3:25 pm

So, just as a point of reference – is Wonkette also “open comments”?

DagNabbit April 9, 2009 at 3:26 pm

[re=285436]Cape Clod[/re]: Are you PattyDumpling? It old that skank… I will fuck you up bitch.

snideinplainsight April 9, 2009 at 3:27 pm

See, I could post something about trucknutz right here. If I really wanted to. Microtrend.

Cape Clod April 9, 2009 at 3:27 pm

All the latest comments incorporate TRUCKNUTZ into the conversation.

Congratulations, you merry pranksters.

TurdBlossom April 9, 2009 at 3:28 pm

I love you peoples.

tunamelt April 9, 2009 at 3:33 pm

This is what shorts was born for. You guys should just pick a random new blog each day for him to terrorize.

Cape Clod April 9, 2009 at 3:37 pm

[re=285451]DagNabbit[/re]: No, I used the same handle I have here.

[re=285465]tunamelt[/re]: I second that. This is like running with a bunch of virtual vandels.

twowheeljunkie April 9, 2009 at 3:40 pm

You people are awesome.

freakishlystrong April 9, 2009 at 3:40 pm

Oh shit, awesome, I’m outta work in 5 and will join my compatriots bombarding teabaggers with TRUKNUTZ!!1

JadedDIssonance April 9, 2009 at 3:41 pm

[re=285445]Noodle Salad[/re]: aww jeez. I’m touched.

Growing up in a wingnut family has its advantages sometimes. The therapy is expensive tho.

Terry April 9, 2009 at 3:41 pm

[re=285465]tunamelt[/re]:

How about a Second Life guy who dresses as a giant upright bull and seems a wee bit arrogant?

http://tinyurl.com/cp4d4v

Lazy Media April 9, 2009 at 3:42 pm

[re=285405]Terry[/re]: That would be moi.

shanemacgowan April 9, 2009 at 3:47 pm

[re=285454]Cape Clod[/re]: I left my e-mail address as “trucknutz@trucknutz.com” (Angry in Salem).

Terry April 9, 2009 at 3:47 pm

[re=285494]Lazy Media[/re]:

Nice kilt, dude!

Noodle Salad April 9, 2009 at 3:49 pm

[re=285484]JadedDIssonance[/re]: but the resulting snark abilities are priceless!

LittlePig April 9, 2009 at 3:51 pm

Good gracious God. That site has reaped the vengeance of TruckNutz, and how. Bravo!

snideinplainsight April 9, 2009 at 3:51 pm
snideinplainsight April 9, 2009 at 3:55 pm

Drat1! Sorry, that one is moderated.

Aardvark Gumbo April 9, 2009 at 3:55 pm

[re=285522]snideinplainsight[/re]: Sadly,

NOTE: This list is moderated. Your submissions will not appear until they have been approved. This could be a matter of minutes or hours, depending upon how busy I am. Sorry, but this is necessary to prevent our friends on the left from sabotaging the list. I also reserve the right to tweak slogans for spelling, punctuation, etc. and to reject near duplicates.

Dr. RosenRosen April 9, 2009 at 3:55 pm

Site appears to be down. Great success.

Capitol Hillbilly April 9, 2009 at 3:56 pm

Jim Newell, that was just too damn easy. I hope you’re not billing Mr. Layne for that. In fact you should pay HIM.

irisheyesagain April 9, 2009 at 3:57 pm

I love you guys. sniff*

BadKitty April 9, 2009 at 3:58 pm

Sniff…. I love you guys*. Seriously. You complete me.

*In Minnesotan, “you guys” is not gender specific so that would apply to you gals, too.

JesseJB April 9, 2009 at 3:59 pm

Its down. but I didnt type this out for nothing:

Only Joe the Plumber can save us now. When he gets horny on the podium, I get hard. Hard up to fight my own governmint! REVOLUTION!!! TEA!!! JOE TEH PLUMBERS QUIVERING NECK MUSCLESZZ!!!

Gopherit April 9, 2009 at 3:59 pm

[re=285525]Aardvark Gumbo[/re]: alll that means is you have to tailor your snark to the paultards liking. At some point they might figure it out.

freakishlystrong April 9, 2009 at 4:04 pm

[re=285522]snideinplainsight[/re]: Jebus it’s like a Repository of Republican talking points..

Carrie_Okie April 9, 2009 at 4:04 pm

“You are posting comments too quickly. Slow down.”

Someone else must also be in the system as trücknütz. :((

phineas_bounderby April 9, 2009 at 4:08 pm

My problem in reading through many of the comments is that unless the post mentioned trucknutz or teabagging as a sexual practice I couldn’t tell the satirical Wonkette posts from the genuine wackaloon posts. Some of these folks are far beyond the reaches of parody.

phineas_bounderby April 9, 2009 at 4:12 pm

And raise your digital hand if you came up with this one (if no one speaks up I’ll happily believe some Freeper wrote it in a fit of prosaic ecstasy):

“Don’t FAIL your country — I will be their with Tea Bags because Taxation without Representation is TRANNY.”

DeLand DeLakes April 9, 2009 at 4:13 pm

I was just there, and all the comments towards the top are unintentionally stupid, i.e. by teabaggers. Harder, better, faster, stronger, people!

ForTheTurnstiles April 9, 2009 at 4:14 pm

Fuck me I can’t get this thing to post on the Teabag site. From “Molly Ringworm”:

This is the most important thing to happen to America since PUMA. That spells Party Unity My Ass. Get it? It’s where the first letters of a phrase spell a word. And that word is PUMA. That is the kind of intellectual power America needs today.

I say us PUMAS need to get on board with the Teabagging. This is a practice that will bring us peace and meaningful transformation.

I say that Teabagging will help us send a message of real emotional power to those who recognize only the cold hard facts of reality. We call them Muggles. You call them Congress.

I say that PUMAS need to find the Next Ron Paul in order to lead us out of this dark age and into the new age of womyn running everything. This is why we need Teabagging. Because of the bags of tea.

That way my husband will attend to spiritual matters instead of watching the NASCAR while I want to watch my stories on TV and oppressing me like this for no reason at all.

In cases like this I usually recommend you just eat the placenta. Because blood returns to the earth in a spiritual sense and you cycle needs to be timed to the moon’s cycles. This is why Victor always wins on Days of Our Lives. He deprives the womyn of the placentas.

Teabag the PUMAs!

Come here a minute April 9, 2009 at 4:14 pm

[re=285563]phineas_bounderby[/re]: Check the byline.

Looks like they are onto us — WARBLOGgers regroup!

ForTheTurnstiles April 9, 2009 at 4:14 pm

[re=285563]phineas_bounderby[/re]: The shit is genius.

DagNabbit April 9, 2009 at 4:16 pm

My stint as DongBreath is over. They have removed my funnies.

qwerty42 April 9, 2009 at 4:16 pm

[re=285557]phineas_bounderby[/re]: it is hard to be sure because a number can produce these rants effortlessly. However, I was reading the comments, thinking “goofs”, when there comes the first: “TRUCK NUTZ!!!”. Cripes, they overwhelmed everything. you guys!!! (sobs)

bricks April 9, 2009 at 4:17 pm

well… that was cathartic

thx guise :)

The Helvetica Scenario April 9, 2009 at 4:17 pm

I think they’re starting to remove comments. Jimmy James keeps getting censored.

DagNabbit April 9, 2009 at 4:20 pm

So they remove all of my horrible, over the line comments and leave this one…

THIS IS PREZIDENT NIGNOG’S FAULT!!!!!
We wasn’t in no recession whens King George was in charge!
Wez was happier then…

What trash. Let’s have a fucking TrashBagParty and just show up at their houses with a bunch of Hefty bags… white ones.

gjdodger April 9, 2009 at 4:20 pm

[re=285405]Terry[/re]: Guilty.

Atheist Nun April 9, 2009 at 4:22 pm

YES! I’m in! I’m in!
Keep trying compatriots, if Lady_Kenneth_Layne_III_Dutchess_Of_Trucknutzshire can get a comment through, there’s hope for us all!

sagaderisa April 9, 2009 at 4:22 pm

Oh come on guys, their name makes a lot of sense. From what I understand, teabagging is a very effective way to stimulate…a package…

Godot April 9, 2009 at 4:23 pm

[re=285362]greatgooglymoogly[/re]: So……. is somebody getting married?

I don’t get it.

DeathOfIrony April 9, 2009 at 4:27 pm

[re=285582]DagNabbit[/re]: That was poetry dude, I’ve been silently rolling around in my cubicle with delight at that one.

Canuckledragger April 9, 2009 at 4:28 pm

Since they’re removing our comments, I say we not only stay at it, but redouble our efforts all through the night. Make ‘em EARN their right to free speech, the same way anyone anti-Bush has had to do for 8 years. Let’s give ‘em the longest sleepless night they’ve ever had.

Once more into the breach!

justlen April 9, 2009 at 4:28 pm

This is just too much fun.

Atheist Nun April 9, 2009 at 4:28 pm

[re=285589]Atheist Nun[/re]: Ooof. Spoke too soon, they have deleted my screed. My Screed, I say!

I say… I think it is quite likely that I have happened upon the wrong internet web page. I was searching for reviews of various fine English teas. I do so enjoy a nice piping hot cup of Earl Gray, the bergamot can be so heady! Quite!

Nevertheless, now that I have found you good Ladies and Gentlemen here discussing various ways to defraud your federal government, I shall, for the very wicked thrill that it sends to my nether-regions, engage in a topical conversation with you, if you shall allow me the privilege.

I dare say that it is very curious to the gentlefolk of other countries that so many of you Americanites would blame one of your politicians for the grave mistakes of his predecessor, but we have all come to a good-hearted consensus that it is most likely due to your inherent racism rather than any sort of logical conclusion derived from a steady and sober study of the facts. Why else would the wretchedly poor defend the obscenely wealthy? What other explanation could possibly supply an answer for why you would agree upon such delusional hallucinations on a mass scale about television equipment? It is clear to the outside world that either you simply hate black people, or you have convinced yourselves that your insipid and weak political party of losers can be launched back into the forefront by petty bickering, childish name calling and warped, erroneous groupthink dictated by a select group of floundering, confused and hate-filled overlords who call for the actual physical death of their adversaries rather than offer a comprehensive plan of their own. Quite!

I must say, you have wholeheartedly thrown yourselves into what we call in my country a Mass-Delusional Retard Clusterf*ck. Cheerio! Pip! Pip! -Lady_Kenneth_Layne_III_Dutchess_Of_Trucknutzshire

snideinplainsight April 9, 2009 at 4:30 pm

It’s really not fair, I was just starting to get rolling;

What physical damage do taxes cause? In addition to the disease causing potential of taxes they also can be quite destructive. Taxes’ front teeth continue to grow throughout their lifetimes. The tax must continually gnaw on objects to wear down these teeth so they do not grow too long. This gnawing activity can cause damage to electrical lines, burglar alarms and to the base of doors and entrance ways. Taxes will also seek out soft nesting materials and will gnaw at items stored in basements, sheds and garages. These items include patio furniture cushions, pool covers, stored clothing and bedding.

justlen April 9, 2009 at 4:32 pm

I can’t believe they deleted a post from Sarah Palin. How Unamerican.

DagNabbit April 9, 2009 at 4:32 pm

[re=285602]Atheist Nun[/re]: Let’s fuck.

JadedDIssonance April 9, 2009 at 4:34 pm

[re=285604]snideinplainsight[/re]: Love It!

I’m starting to copy and paste my screedlets so they don’t get wiped out again. :(

The Feds know that A STORM IS COMING! They are quaking in their boots, siccing the liberal lap-dog media matters group on us and fox news for collaborating. I think the SEIU is behind these new tax laws and their reach of power is strong. You can tell from the employee free choice act that would allow them to unionize a conflict-cleanup-crew-detail if they wanted to. I can’t wait till Chicago’s Tea party! I’m also glad we decided not to let that traitor Michael Steele come and speak. He’s the worst RINO I’ve ever heard of.
By AStormIsc0ming

Kev-O-Tron April 9, 2009 at 4:37 pm

I think we broke it. It took me a good ten tries to get a comment up.

Atheist Nun April 9, 2009 at 4:37 pm

[re=285609]DagNabbit[/re]: Rawr! Hubba hubba!

chascates April 9, 2009 at 4:38 pm

Those simple shits won’t let mine on now:

From: Jon R. Tea

“WOW! I don’t know how everyone found out my birthday is April 15th but I’m just overwhelmed! I thought when I got out of prison last November after that child molestation deal that was the greatest day of my life.
But your throwing me a birthday party is now the ultimate!

I’ll be at the halfway house, of course.

I’m just, just blown away!”

Kev-O-Tron April 9, 2009 at 4:38 pm

Ha! They deleted my shit pronto! The moderator must be very confused right now.

DagNabbit April 9, 2009 at 4:38 pm

AINT KNOW PERPLE LIPPED KNEGRA IS A MY PERSIDERNT!

spacewolf April 9, 2009 at 4:39 pm

All of my posts have been deleted :( This is TRANNY!

justlen April 9, 2009 at 4:40 pm

I’m playing the race angle:

Sarah Palin: “Now that I know what teabagging is I’d totally let Obama do it to me. That hunk of dark meat makes me wetter than a slip ‘n slide.”

justlen April 9, 2009 at 4:41 pm

They just enabled moderation, the cowards.

DeLand DeLakes April 9, 2009 at 4:42 pm

Here’s mine, before it goes the way of the dodo:
SWING YOUR TEABAGS HIGH, MY BROTHERS!!!! DO NOT STOP UNTIL THE RESIDUE OF YOUR TEABAGGING GLISTENS ON THE CHIN OF EVERY ELECTED OFFICIAL IN THE USA!!!! ESPECIALLY HERR DOKTOR PAUL!!!! HE’S INTO THAT!!!!

For some reason, they wouldn’t accept the comment until I selected a username that had neither “ass” nor “fairy” in it.

Atheist Nun April 9, 2009 at 4:42 pm

Your comment is awaiting moderation.
Wow. How long did it take those dumbfucks to figure out the “moderate comments” feature? 6 hours?
THEY WILL SAVE US ALL WITH THEIR TEAPARTIES, THEY ARE ON TOP OF THINGS!

Madeline April 9, 2009 at 4:43 pm

[re=285522]snideinplainsight[/re]: I suggested “I {heart} teabaggers”, but I’m guessing that won’t get by the moderators.

Also, there are comment sections for each individual state. We should not ignore those.

Someone should calculate how much their teabagging parties are going to cost the taxpayers (processing permits for each location, increased police presence,etc).

Gopherit April 9, 2009 at 4:43 pm

Ha! They’ve finally started moderating comments. They must not have made it to the Wordpress for dummies book about IP banning.

The Helvetica Scenario April 9, 2009 at 4:44 pm

The Youtube still seems to be allowing for comments, though.

Dumpster Muffin April 9, 2009 at 4:45 pm

[re=285625]spacewolf[/re]: i died laughing over TRANNY. just died. i want to go on an afternoon war jaunt every afternoon.

DagNabbit April 9, 2009 at 4:48 pm

Best Day EVER!

Take that bitches!

justlen April 9, 2009 at 4:48 pm

I tried this one:

“Damned socialist librals! We’ll show them who the real Merikins are with our teabagging!
I’m bringing my AMERICAN MADE leather chaps for the teabagging.”

Canuckledragger April 9, 2009 at 4:52 pm

Shit, comments are now being moderated. Goodbye Ken Uckledragger, Shiftless Negress, MadHatless, Mary P. Rankster and all my other altered-states egos.

Canuckledragger April 9, 2009 at 4:55 pm

My best Zen contribution lasted all of a minute:

To realize a
Real America, a nation
Under God
Calls for unorthodox measures
Keeping true to the Constitution
Not the changing winds of a
Utopianism
That is offered by President
Zulu

Kev-O-Tron April 9, 2009 at 4:56 pm

[re=285634]The Helvetica Scenario[/re]: [re=285632]Gopherit[/re]: There are some hilarious Facebook groups set up for this thing. I’m exploring the Seattle page now. I had no idea we had so many mouth breathers in this town. They must be scared to leave the Ruth’s Chris Steakhouse because I have never met any of them.

phineas_bounderby April 9, 2009 at 4:56 pm

Some of our posts survived, although I think I’m going to do some Esker Melchior styled all caps rants later (and not enter my Wingnuts in the Wild website in the web page field, which probably made my post easy pickin’s for the admin).

phineas_bounderby April 9, 2009 at 4:59 pm

I can only hope that in the moderator’s search and destroy mission a number of genuine wingnut teabagger posts got caught in the net along with our epistles.

Gopherit April 9, 2009 at 4:59 pm

[re=285656]Kev-O-Tron[/re]: Here’s the main one. I think I’ll start a whole new thread on the joys of fresh teabagging
http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=55223597239

justlen April 9, 2009 at 5:01 pm

[re=285656]Kev-O-Tron[/re]: Oh crap, another Seattle person.

Cape Clod April 9, 2009 at 5:01 pm

[re=285651]Canuckledragger[/re]: I just tried it too.

The
Revolution
Uses
Knowledge.
No
Unconstitutional
Taxes,
Zero

DagNabbit April 9, 2009 at 5:02 pm

And my final post:

Moderator: Eat my TruckNutz, bitch.

shortsshortsshorts April 9, 2009 at 5:04 pm

Jesus Christ they are moderating the HELL out of that place now.

Gopherit April 9, 2009 at 5:05 pm

Yeah, I called him a fascist, and told him ron paul wept that he had become what he despised.

Gopherit April 9, 2009 at 5:13 pm

We need help redecorating their discussion board on Facebook:http://www.facebook.com/board.php?uid=55223597239

Keram2 April 9, 2009 at 5:15 pm

You all make me proud.

JesseJB April 9, 2009 at 5:20 pm

[re=285656]Kev-O-Tron[/re]: Funny. I was just at that RC last night for happy hour ($4 martinis!). Great place to see how the other more retarded half lives.

Dog Trombone April 9, 2009 at 5:27 pm

I simply ADORE it when Sir Newell calls us to war!

when the blast of war blows in our ears,
Then imitate the action of the tiger;
Stiffen the sinews, summon up the blood,
Disguise fair nature with hard-favour’d rage

S.Luggo April 9, 2009 at 5:35 pm

Buy your Celestial Seanonings and mark your calendars, libtards:
http://www.worldnetdaily.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=94297
Washington, D.C. – Wednesday, April 15, from 10 a.m. to 2 p.m., Lafayette Park

Washington, D.C. – Wednesday, April 15, at 12 p.m., White House, 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue

DeathOfIrony April 9, 2009 at 5:38 pm

I’z trying Wonkettes…

This is WAR people!!!!!! We lost the election by large margins, and clearly the majority of the public is brainwashed by the MidStreamDriveByMedia (read MSNBC and Wonkette). Therefore, the obvious course is to get together in small dismal groups of mouth-breathers and take the country back for the marginalized irrelevant minority.

It’s especially important to try and usurp a populist revolt that started the American Revolution, and wrap ourselves in Old Glory, as if a peaceful transition to the lawfully elected president, and the turnover of a sizeable majority of congress actually meant that congress could actually legislate, and the executive could…well…execute. It makes no sense, especially to someone who can READ THE CONSTITUTION!!!!! Our forefathers intended that the marginal minority of the party that looses the election actually holds executive and legislative powers…the sad minority (DAMAMIT MSNBC…except for Margaret Brennan) who calls themselves WE THE PEOPLE are the legitimate airs of democracy, otherwise we’re living in a SOCIALIST FASCIEST MUSLIN TRANNY!!!!

Ron Paul was right, these T r u c k N u t z are nice! TelePromPterZ!!!!!ACORN!!!!11111TeLEPromPTerz.

Dumpster Muffin April 9, 2009 at 5:41 pm

i don’t want the party to be over. [refresh.]

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chascates April 9, 2009 at 6:06 pm

If you search that site for Truck or Nutz you get nothing. But if you search for communist, communism, socialist, socialism you’ll get hits.
And you know they’d love to have truck nutz on them trucks.

smashtheduck April 9, 2009 at 6:11 pm

Wow, you kidz haz been busy. Too late to get in before the moderator woke up but whoever posted the Dirty Sanchez discussion group is my new hero.

doxastic April 9, 2009 at 6:26 pm

I’M AT UR TEEPARTIEZ, BRINGIN MAH ACORNZ

smashtheduck April 9, 2009 at 6:55 pm

Awww no one else is playing with their facebook page? Damn ADHD.

Alabama Parrot April 9, 2009 at 6:58 pm

Curiously, my little ironic observation was not deleted.

“I’m proposing having all us tea-baggers refuse government checks during the month of April, just tear them up and send them back to the government. THAT will show them!”

Accordion-o-rama April 9, 2009 at 7:07 pm

May I suggest a new approach to get by the moderator:

Till dawn we work, our country
ravaged by enemies washed
upon our shores. Perhaps we
can find it within ourselves to
kindle a new Americanism.

No time has there been such an
urgent need for action. To the walls,
to the walls! We must repulse the
Zulus!

AnglRdr April 9, 2009 at 7:27 pm

Those people are fucking retards. Honestly.

The next person who says income taxes are unconstitutional is going to get whacked with my copy of the Constitution, handily turned to the 16th Amendment.

AnglRdr April 9, 2009 at 7:35 pm

Oh, and my post there, since it won’t make it through moderation, I will share with you here:

Have any of you actually read the Constitution? The 16th Amendment, specifically, which gives the Congress the authority to lay and collect income taxes.

Also, for those who speak of original intent, there is a reason why the founders wrote into the document the means to change it as needed. They weren’t prescient; they knew they were merely men and not gods, therefore, not omniscient. Times change, and, as they do, our Constitution must, as well.

So, by all means, have your protests, but, if you do, at least know what you’re talking about, lest you are dismissed as reactionary nutjobs.

TyroneSlothrop April 9, 2009 at 8:00 pm

Did they get permission to use that AC/DC song? My guess is no. So now the wing(truck)nutz like piracy too? On top of trying to by like the Taliban and what nots????? Someone check on this pronto. We may be able to bring the bastards down! Goddamned teabaggers!!!!!!!!! BTW, don’t they know that libtards love to snort coke off of hookers and abort fetuses while having gay sex and listening to Thunderstruck?

Capitol Hillbilly April 9, 2009 at 8:18 pm

moderating comments = communism.
the teabaggers hate freedom
here’s my poor little censored ditty:

There’s a Revolution brewing,
a teabag I am chewing.
The President is black,
Somebody suck my nutsack!

smashtheduck April 9, 2009 at 8:22 pm

I can’t believe this survived the purge: will there be mooslims at the party they drink a lot of tea

gferris5 April 9, 2009 at 8:30 pm

Hey, I joined Wonkette just so I could show what I put on their “website”:

You know, I can’t wait to see the looks on these liberals as we teabag our way across the country! They can have my middle class tax cut and their supposed new oversight. I like my market free, so that the great cars like GM and Chrysler can continue to dominate stupid Honda without the government greenies acting like all, “wahwah polar bears and crap!”! I liked our government better when I thought they might be wiretapping and we had a secret assassination squad, I felt safe and didn’t need to teabag these fools! If the people can’t figure out the answer to this crisis lies in our own Savior, then this problem doesn’t deserve to be solved! I will always TEABAG!

Mostly, just wanted to use teabag as a verb to see if it could stick. It also includes wingnut safewords like “Savior” and “greenies” and “Stupid Honda”

Dreamer April 9, 2009 at 8:46 pm

eww. i looked at the website of these texans and lots of pictures of them ‘protesting’ obama. bunch of trailer freaks. i have to say, there’s nothing i find more disturbing than a right-wing ‘protest.’ and have you ever noticed how they always use their spawns? there are always trailer kids AND babies holding signs up too (usually looking bewildered – or on a fruit loops high – or both).

Bruno April 9, 2009 at 9:05 pm

[re=285909]gferris5[/re]: Well done. We have to go subtle now that they are moderating.

I just posted some crap about what are good american tea brands to buy because we don’t want $ going to the hated British taxers

Bruno April 9, 2009 at 9:08 pm

[re=285886]TyroneSlothrop[/re]: They were also using AC/DCs Thunderstruck at McCain campaign rallies & the RNC. And dancing to the music of the devil

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cN1TCdoB238

Bruno April 9, 2009 at 9:11 pm

[re=285381]chascates[/re]: “You are posting comments too quickly. Slow down.”

Real Paultards only type one fingered on the keyboard. Don’t ask where the other hand is

wilmydickfit April 9, 2009 at 9:55 pm

I think we should all wax our balls on April 14th so the republicants do not get a nut hair stuck in their teeth. Happy Tea Bagging!

phineas_bounderby April 9, 2009 at 10:10 pm

Well, at the risk of these comments being monitored if the Teabaggers are that resourceful, here’s the submission of my friend MELON ESKIOR (wish him luck in getting past the moderators):

THERE ARE MANYS WASTE PROGRAM THAT BIG GOVERMENT USES MY RICHES FOR. I SAY WE TEABAG ALL THESE PEOPLE THAT TAKE MY MONEY SO I CANT HAVE TEH DREAM OF PINA COLATA ON MY YACHT WITH DARL MCBRIDE.

WE THE PEOPLE HAVE WORK FOR THAT MONEYS AND TAX SO MUCH IS NONCONSTITUTIAL. I WILL BE AT DEMONSTRATION TO DEMAND THAT BARNEY FRANK FESS UP TO FANNY MAE WASTING MY HARDWORKING MONEYS.

MELON COME TO THIS COUNTRY WITH ONLY THIRTY CENTS AND CHAPSTICK. NOW RUN NATIONAL CHAIN OF MATTRESS RECONDITION FACTORY. USA! USA! LEGALLY NOT ILLEGALLLY. FORMER SOVIET REPUBLIC OF KAZAKHSTAN. GOVERNMENT TAKE OUR WORK THERE AND ALL WE GET IS FUZZY HAT AND DANCE. COME TO AMERICA TO MAKE DREAM AND NOW DREAM THRETEND.

TEABAG ALL THOSE!!!!!!

Noonan April 9, 2009 at 10:27 pm

T ea parties across this land!
R eveal the liars and the thieves.
U surpers must be held accountable
C all your Congressman
K ids are gonna have to pay these debts!

N o means NO!
U ntil the money is sent back!
T ea parties are the
Z eitgest of our times!

SayItWithWookies April 9, 2009 at 10:39 pm

They certainly know how to save a dime — they’ve gotta have the cheapest ISP around. I’ve been trying to refresh the Virginia page for about fifteen minutes now, and nothing.

1ofUS April 9, 2009 at 10:51 pm

again the last ebb
the dead shingle
the turning then the steps
toward the lighted town

Just when I thought I was out
They pulled me back in

OffTheRecord April 9, 2009 at 11:23 pm

Aw you guys. You had a war when I was actually busy at work. This sucks. Can we have another war tomorrow? Please?

ladymacbeth April 9, 2009 at 11:36 pm

[re=285717]Dog Trombone[/re]: god damn it now i have to catch up with you MFs having a Day of War while i had a day from hell.

let slip the dogs of war…

gferris5 April 9, 2009 at 11:43 pm

Hey, this guy has the ticket, let’s Tow the line! Tow it! Put it in the junkyard!
“FINALLY, someone is speaking for the MAJORITY, wee who work hard and pay our taxes. WELL YOU KNOW WHAT? maybe President(?) Obamination will notice if WE STOP TOWING THE LINE!!!!!”

gferris5 April 9, 2009 at 11:46 pm

[re=285950]phineas_bounderby[/re]: Brilliant!

gferris5 April 9, 2009 at 11:47 pm

[re=285929]Bruno[/re]: no luck getting past the moderators. Somebody turned on the irony detectors; ironically.

Dumpster Muffin April 10, 2009 at 12:51 am

[re=285906]smashtheduck[/re]: I am so fucking honored and humble and grateful that my little remark survived the great tea party comment purge of 2009.

i dedicate this award to my brothers, the noble freepers.

SPlaTz April 10, 2009 at 1:04 am

Um, so these people are upset about paying taxes….but aren’t advocating anything other than Grrrrrrr….
Ok….Uh, yeah….um…didn’t the majority of these people just get a tax break….um, how many of these Einsteins have health insurance…uh, public roads, schools, SS and Medicare….uh…..those take taxes…..
So whats the point????
You don’t like your rep, vote them out. You like a rep, vote them in…..ummmm, I must be a total douche noodle but I just don’t get it.
Guess the fact that when Dems win, it requires anarchy…..and they call US crazy activists….oh well.

Spiderfrommars April 10, 2009 at 1:17 am

[re=285983]gferris5[/re]: [re=285996]Dumpster Muffin[/re]: Actually, that’s me but I can’t outfunny the revolutionaries. Dumpster Muffin wins!

Lionel Hutz Esq. April 10, 2009 at 2:10 am

While I sort of understand why they might have deleted a cogent post from me (But, really, until “President” Obama promises not to tax Truck Nutz, can any of us be free?)

Still, that doesn’t explain why they erased comments that they first allowed up by Bill O’ at oreilley@foxnews.com or Glen at beck@foxnews.com. I guess they just don’t care much about freedom there. Ron Paul must be crying over his copy of the Constitution now.

Lionel Hutz Esq. April 10, 2009 at 2:30 am

Strange, there were over 320 posts this afternoon, now they are down to 180. And, while they took away all of our passionate post, but they still let this go up today:

A pitiful fool has found his way into the oval office, and his leftist Marxist Socialist radical cronies are systematically eating away at the fiber of this country. And because he has a built-in escape device (namely the ability to peg anyone that disagrees with his lunatic policies as a “racist”), our right to Freedom of Speech is being systematically challenged by an uncivil attempt to “shame” us into silence.

or this:

he Feds know that A STORM IS COMING! They are quaking in their boots, siccing the liberal lap-dog media matters group on us and fox news for collaborating. I think the SEIU is behind these new tax laws and their reach of power is strong. You can tell from the employee free choice act that would allow them to unionize a conflict-cleanup-crew-detail if they wanted to. I can’t wait till Chicago’s Tea party! I’m also glad we decided not to let that traitor Michael Steele come and speak. He’s the worst RINO I’ve ever heard of.

or this:

’m amazed at what utter sheep the Obots continue to prove themselves to be. I always wondered how people could be so weak minded as to follow Jim Jones to the grave. The Obots are no different and I’m sure would follow Obama to whatever destination he chose to lead them. I see Obot comments on every blog i read and they are amazingly ill-informed and are always seething with anger.
I cannot wait unitl April 15th. I know the Tea Parties are designed to be non-partisian because both major parties are guilty of abusing the people who make this country work. However, with that said, never in our history have we had the poison that currently head the 3 chambers of our elected government. I will attend and obvserve the Tea Party as a peaceful non-partisian particpant but my figurative finger will be pointing specifically at the 3 heads of our government who are going to be responsible for sinking this country into more debt many thought humanly possible.

or this:

We are a rudderless nation – without legitimate government.
We have a usurper who was not born in this country who has assumed power, who followed another usurper who was illegally placed into power by a fiver-person brown-shirt group of the Supreme Court. It is time the people of this nation rise up and throw out these liars, frauds and criminals – not just out of office – but out of the entire nation.
With apologies to Mr. Payne, *THESE* are the days that try mens’ souls.
God help our nation.

Sheesh, what does it take to get deleted over there other than to say Truk Nutz Rulez!

MarSF April 10, 2009 at 11:54 am

[re=285847]Alabama Parrot[/re]: I saw that! I’ll have to go check if my comment is still there. I complained about being out of “vanilla chai”. Maybe they are too stupid to understand….

nygal April 10, 2009 at 4:47 pm

I don’t understand why this didn’t make it through the moderator…

“Teabaggin can’t wait! Woo Hoo! Should I bring my truck nutz or will real ones be provided,”

Just askin..

Spiderfrommars April 10, 2009 at 9:04 pm

[re=286016]Lionel Hutz Esq.[/re]: I’ve been doing some research into what it takes to get deleted over there. First lesson: There’s no freakin’ way to get any sort of “Lord on our side or not, my fellow teabaggers, maybe we shouldn’t say we are the majority after Obamanation and Acorn pulled the wool over the voters eyes last November” up there, no matter what crazy shit one types around it.

Sure I have a life, why do you ask?

sleepingquail April 11, 2009 at 7:41 am

On this surface the tea party phenomenon is about taxes. I think that in actuality it is about the precurser to an armed revolution and in fact the original got all the final players together. Watch the rhetoric escalate. This is pure mental obfuscation and will not result in tax changes as the first did but armed insurrection.

bakeneko April 11, 2009 at 4:20 pm

I used a Markov text synthesizer to scramble chunks out of one of the earlier posts, but it’s still awaiting moderation.

Probably “santorum@frothy.net” isn’t going to make the cut, let alone “Cleve Landsteemer”.

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