EWWWWWWWWWW Oregon state legislators are filthy! All they talk about is blood and poop and semen. They wrote a bill about this stuff because they are gross. (Also, to protect Women.) Basically it says that before you give the nice lady a Cleveland Steamer, make sure she consents.

Here is the summary (their bold):

Modifies crime of sexual abuse in second degree to include intentionally propelling dangerous substance at another person for purpose of arousing or gratifying sexual desire.

Dangerous substance… like acid, or poison, or Power-ade?

(3) As used in this section, “dangerous substance” means blood, urine, semen or feces.

Such prudes in Oregon.

H.B. 2478 [Oregon House]
House passed bill too gross to talk about [Oregonian]

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