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Note to the wingnut American Spectator and wacky old Robert Stacy McCain: you have like… massive gay shit… all over your website. [American Spectator via gay Operative Ari]
OH THOSE GAYS
Gays Conquer American Spectator Website
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3:42 PM
on Wed April 8 2009
By
Jim Newell
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The MILITANT GAYS are infiltrating every orifice of the intertubes. Who will stop them?
These people must be stopped. What if young bi-curious men begin to think that it is OK to be conservative?
Did I miss the “Don’t Forget! Tomorrow’s Wednes-Gay!” memo?
Problem with radical Muslims? Sexual repression.
Problem with right-wing loons? Same thing.
Giant Robot: You take that back, you monster!
Is that Carrot-Top without his visor?
Targeted marketing: UR DOIN IT RITE!
I want to lick those pecs, yes I do.
Without my glasses, those dudes in the marriage ad look like Terry Sciavo and Kyle Mclaughlin.
A Gathering Storm indeed…
Irony. It’s not just for breakfast anymore.
William F. Buckley: “Give them an inch, and they’ll take a mile”
American Spectator: “Given them seven inches, and they’ll make ‘em smile”
This is not the idiot McCain who called 911 because of a traffic jam, nor the idiot McCain who keeps forgetting he lost the election (”EARMARKS…WALNUTS…MATLOCK…HEHNGNN?”). No, it’s a completely different fucking idiot McCain.
Don’t go over there. It’s dark and scary and there are monsters.
Can we shrug with Atlas and JohnGalt en masse to Quebec and achieve secession there? or maybe Upper Peninsula Michigan? or can the Republic of Texas be re-instituted? or perhaps territory in northern Mexico can be bought?
Shit, it worked! Put a coupla gays up there and they’re galting and seceding all the fuck over the place! Yay gayz!
Mmmm. Thanks, Jim. 20 minutes ago, I was straight.
Boo!
By the time I showed up it was Asian chicks and a “Jesus is a Lie” DVD add.
Wait a minute…
Horray!
I saw that ad somewhere yesterday, and I truly had to double-check if I was at a porn site, because I definitely was not supposed to be.
It just occurred to me why all those Charles Atlas ads in Boy’s Life magazine always creeped me out.
The Japanese vomit-porn ads don’t show up until 2AM
I am doing my best to invoke their wrath.
It’s a win win. Those ads make them feel inadequate as a man (the majority of wingnuts I’ve met/known aren’t anywhere near that kind of shape) or make them feel funny about their sexuality.
This guy writer with the girly middle name (really, who the fuck cares you even have one?) uses “the radicals” like some idiots use “the blacks”. And since when in “radical” an exclusive adjective of the left, asswipe?
Free samples? It says free samples. I demand the free samples!
Aw, I had my comment scrubbed:
“Thank God we have Conservatives to legislate how we should use our genitals. Liberals may be great at economics, foreign policy, industry, and law, but nothing handles the penis like a Conservative.”
user-of-owls: Every day is Gay Day at teh Wonkette!
Looks more communist than gay!
Tommmcatt: I think you mean nom those pecs
Johnny Zhivago: Colander: So that’s it. Poor Colander stumbled onto the Hottt Red Army Twinkskis site…by accident, of course.
Isn’t The American Spectator’s slogan “We like to watch”?
Hey, that’s two Being There jokes in a row.
That dude can get MY free sample any time! Especially if he has red hair to go with his “Red Energy Patch,” by which I can only assume they mean pubes. I loves me some gingers (Jim!)!
Anyway, I applaud the American Spectator for knowing their audience. They’re totally gay, wide-stanced audience.
PomPom:
And the abs, too. NOM NOM NOM.
Good lord you people are on top of it today! Which is great because I can’t come up with any one-liners right now. But I don’t know when to shut the fuck up, so here I am again!
lol gheys
Apparently all this gay nonsense started when the ladies were given the vote to shut them up, cause their ceaseless whining was distracting us from defeating communism. Also, ‘no to gay marriage’ is an excellent ‘gateway’ issue for drawing in the ethnics, before getting them hooked on war and tax cuts.
grevillea: Interesting way to look at it [re: your last sentence].
Scandinavian Fetus: …and now that you’re not, can I shave my initials in your backhair?
grevillea: That’s right. It’s all Susan B. Anthony’s fault.
The same ad is now on my Wonkette. Meta!
Awesome. This Wonkette article served me up an ad of gaycupid.com, you guyz are amazingly targeted. Excuse me while I Browse Photos Now!
Move over AmericaBlog! Sorry Aravosis, you’re going down!
The gay ad fails without a shirtless and rippling Carrot Top.
Wait, that same ad’s over on the left side of my screen! Has my Wonkette been taken over by the rednecks? Noooooo!
Sussemilch: I’ll be appropriating that one for conversational use, if you don’t mind especially. Because it’s just amazing.
Talk about playing to your core demographic.
I think Robbert Stacy doesn’t need extreme energy from the “red energy patch” as much as he needs some extreme cock from the “red energy patch.”
And even though I am a girl and do not have manly parts, I will be calling my private area “red energy patch” from now on. It sounds so much more positive than “fire crotch.”
I’m pretty sure a “massive gay shit” involves a keg of cheap beer and buttseks.
p.s., the ad is right here on this page.
Is “Red Energy Patch” anything like Pink Belly? Or is it from too much teabagging?
I’ve seen the Red Energy Patch here on Wonkette … where it belongs.
Hm. Last time I saw “red energy” in teh gai context, it came in a small bottle of “room odorizer” with Captain Rush on it.
MENERGY!
I just saw that scary gathering storm ad and realized you guys were right–the Democrats are going to force me to divorce my husband get gay married.
Which is cool with me, because I’m tired of the old guy. Besides, he thinks everyday of old age should be sexy time.
Um, I may be outing myself here in terms of my proclivities, but the male model pictured on the graphic to the right is also a model on the landing page of http://www.ManHunt.net, a gay cruising site.
That’s pretty fucking funny.
TRY ANAL BLAST
ITS LIKE ADDING A HOMO TO A GIRL ON GIRL PORN
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMPa8w6K3CQ
The vapid hottie has been replaced by ads for a documentary saying Jesus never existed.
Comments have died off. Fundie heads exploded trying to decide which ads were worse.
clicking leads to tapping…of feet
Colander: I believe you saw that ad here yesterday. Wonkette had it first! But that’s OK because we love teh gehs here.
This guy gives you energy the same way that cop who got fired did coke. Mmmmmmmm….