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Thank you to reader “crookedE,” who writes, “I’m sure I’m not the only one who spotted this, but I just had to send it over.” In fact crookedE was the only person who contacted us with this wonderful screencap, which means the rest of you need to quit nodding off while you masturbate to “Fox and Friends” because there is important information going on over at MSNBC.
Sometimes I say “muslin” out loud, so there are many people who count me among the dumbest people they know.
The trucknutz crowd doesn’t really spill to my region.
I didn’t know Fox & Friends was the favorite show of masturbating heroin addicts.
Sorry I missed that. I can either listen to Joe (from another room) or watch Joe (on mute), but I can’t do both at the same time.
I was listening to Joe this a.m. blow his top because Barry ‘has never drawn a paycheck from a profitable company.’
I think Obama can smooth out relations with the muslins. He just has to iron out a few wrinkles first.
Jesus Christ, first the wing nuts get a bunch of people shot in New York, and now they’re showing up on the National Tee Vee?
I love the feel of muslin against my skin.
No blood for cotton! Silk maybe — but cotton’s just out of the question.
Gopherit: If we don’t iron them out there, we’ll have to iron them out here.
Jesus.
I’m still wiping the hangover out of my eyes at that ungodly time of the morning.
I always liked the Silk Countries, myself.
Don’t blame me for my masturbatory habits. Blame Steve Doocy’s soft, supple lips.
Actually, Websters lists “Muslin” as an accepted spelling variation of “Moran.”
Cicada: You are so very wrong. That sounds like a blingee assignment for you.
But what about the tafetta and linen countries?
Nobody ever gives a shit about them.
hobospacejunkie: well, ever since West Wing was cancelled…
I only support improving relations with muslin countries of 300 thread count or higher.
My morning shit conflicts with Joe’s morning shit, so I don’t partake.
Muslin can be made out of hemp, you know.
Considering the ban here in US America, it is likely to be foreign Muslin.
Just the flax, ma’am.
Joe’s viewership is up ever since they started offering Picture in a Picture Spice Channel.
This would explain many of our looming problems.
I can’t make it through Morining Blow, I always have the urge to douche…
hobospacejunkie: Heroin is so passe. We’re all methheads these days.
JadedDIssonance: Who could get a boner during that? It’s sort of like surfing mrsnake and listening to Rushbo.
Gopherit: Cognitive Dissonance (n.): A Google Image Search for “Ann Coulter Naked.”
Etymology:French mousseline, from Italian mussolina, from Arabic mawvil*y of Mosul, from al-Mawvil Mosul, city in northern Iraq where it was formerly made
So the meaning is close enough for MSNBC peacock, which is good enough for a boner.
What is the point of Mika? Seriously? She’s like a dumb cheerleader hanging out by the bleachers hoping to get banged by half the team after practice. And why do they keep allowing her to believe that her father is relevant. It’s a cruel joke.
sati demise: Barney Frank and someone else are supporting legislation to legalize hemp production here. Don’t remember details, but wherever I read this claimed that much of the pot farms the DEA claims to be eradicating in places like federal land are actually wild not-good-for-smoking hemp.
Uncle Glenny: The point being, we could become exporters to the Muslin nations! Ha!
BEE: Hey take that back! I am one of the people hoping to be on the half of the team banging her.
BEE: C’mon, you have to ask?? She’s the T&A (such as it is).
Case in point: there’s this hard-hitting news story…
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/04/06/mika-brzezinskis-fancy-fo_n_183833.html
Are you sheeting me?
Gopherit: Okay. I love homework!
http://blingee.com/blingee/view/87919918
teebob2000: Really? You’d beat it up? Even after Joey S.? Just get in line before Patrick B. I wonder if they make LiveStrong bracelets for vaginas. Hmmm…
am I the only one who can’t see the video? Even Morning Joe has redacted the clip by now!
jasper-f-krone: It’s not a video, just a screen capture.
why the bias against muslin?
Hooray! My masochistic habit of watching Morning Joe during my daily elliptical machine torture finally pays off!
“Brzezinsky” - just saying the word makes my brezhnev as hard as frozen stolly: http://www.hitparadeitalia.it/wimage/breznev-honecker.jpg
Scooped by crookedE! I was going to e-mail our Wonkette about this, but unfortunately my relationship fell apart today, so I had to tend to that. I’ve failed at life, twice.
rev_matt_y: Heroin is so passe. We’re all methheads these days.
Goddammit I am so uncool. I did it backwards. Meth, then heroin. Now clean. Whatevs. I’ll never be cool…*sniff*
The fabric was named after the city where Europeans first encountered it, Mosul, in what is now Iraq, but the fabric actually originated from Dhaka in what is now Bangladesh.
Mornin’ Blow gets partial credit!
BEE: Mika’s father IS relevant, compared to Scarborough.
it took me about ten minutes to figure out what was actually funny about this. i go shoot self now.
I can’t watch that shit anymore either. JS is a dick and Mika is just snotty and snooty.
I’d still hit that though.
hobospacejunkie: Heads up — beers aged in liquor barrels. Summa them are like a boilermaker in a bottle. Buy some now, age them a couple years, and you’ll be ready when they hit big and everybody wants to taste some.
Also, Prozac dissolved in pinot noir. About to hit big in St Paul area.
This could become quite a long … thread.
I’ve been on this site so much lately I had to stare at that screencap for a full minute before realizing what was wrong. Jeez.