Offered without comment: “What’s even more creepy is that the other person in the picture is his sister. And, as if lifted from the pages of Deliverance, she has his name tattooed on her back. Think about that one for a minute …. Soon Levi will sell his tell all book, delightfully ignoring awkward questions about his relationship with his sister while relishing in the awkward details of his relationship with Sarah Palin.” [RedState]
WASILLA HILLBILLIES
April 7, 2009
Wingnut Blog Suggests Levi Johnston Also Fucking His Sister
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I’ve got his name embroidered on my back pocket.
Like RedState should be insulting their inbred demographic. Who else really reads that shit?
And how else were Levi’s parents going to teach him to spell his name if they didn’t put it on his sister’s tramp stamp?
SARAH PALIN SET ASIDE A ROOM FOR HER DAUGHTER AND HER BOYFRIEND TO FUCK IN.
Read that again, Red state. Then read it one more time. Then suck on it, because your girl Sarah Palin is done.
i have his initials monogrammed on a towel set in my bathroom.
“Soon Levi will sell his tell all book, delightfully ignoring awkward questions about his relationship with his sister while relishing in the awkward details of his relationship with Sarah Palin.”
Are sure that’s from Red State? It sounds a little to coherent, self-aware, and funny. It also lacks ALL CAPS and misspellled werds. No jew/muslin bating either.
I ask again, are you sure that’s from Red State?
I think we’re all missing the important thing here: RedState says that the left was correct. Now pardon me, but I’m off to the nearest fallout shelter.
“And, as if lifted from the pages of Deliverance, she has his name tattooed on her back.”
Well, actually her wrist. But close enough, right?
If you write for RedState, fucking your own sister is one of those things that’s within the realm of possibility. Not that they’d admit wanting it, but they can actually think about it. After all, it’s not like anyone outside their immediate family is going to let them get within touching distance.
Also, Ken, it is JohnSTON. As a member of the Johnson clan, I have to demand accuracy in reporting, lest we be grouped with these idiot hicks.
He has a cousin named Burger Kin.
I think the exact quote of the tattoo is, “keep your johnson in you levis, levi”
You just know this country is going to hell when two siblings can’t fuck each other without getting negative attention from the Conservative MSM. For shame.
[re=282938]Dave J.[/re]: It was consistently misspelled in the RedState article. If only Erick Erickson’s sister had had Levi’s name tattooed on her back, maybe he would’ve spelled it correctly.
Dear lord, yet another Red State wishful-thinking poster. Why do they always want to fuck their sisters? Because they remind them of their mothers. Inbred, snaggle-toothed, morbidly obese and drunk.
She may be a GILF to us, but she’s a plain ol’ MILF to Levi.
[re=282941]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: Well, they aren’t same sex, shorts. Can you really blame the neo-cons? It’s not right!
Ohai Erich, funny you should mention this, since I hear he’s fucking Monica Goodling too.
I don’t know much else, except that he’s a gymnast, and it’s the best sex she’s ever had.
[re=282951]Gopherit[/re]: Come on gopher. Everybody knows it’s okay for a Republican man to fuck a girl if they’re related. For space Christ’s sake, get your facts together.
Those RedState commenters crack me up. They’re “gonna tear Levi down” because that will somehow be a huge blow to the “liberal media” and the “Dims”. WTF?
I’m proud of bein’ a stinkin’ Librul, really, these people are up their armpits in teh crazy…
The comments on Red State are scary. One guy had the nerve to point out that
A. Palin has too much baggage at this point and B. the picture of Levi, his sister and their weapons did not make them look like responsible gun owners.
You would have thought the guy had posted something about being for gay marriage in socialist Vermont. Not a real big tent, over there.
Dear Red Statists,
Could you please clarify for me exactly how we should characterize rural, consertative, church-going, family oriented gun owners?
Should we call them ‘sister-fuckers’ or ‘real Americans’?
Levi is, of course, an anagram of both vile and evil, but I’m sure you’d all thought of that.
[re=282957]Madeline[/re]: Well you saw the devastation to the left’s agenda that resulted when these fine folks turned on their closet lights and cat fountains, didn’t you?
Am I correct in assuming that the sister-f*cking is still illegal in Vermont?
[re=282928]Serolf Divad[/re]: “SARAH PALIN SET ASIDE A ROOM FOR HER DAUGHTER AND HER BOYFRIEND TO FUCK IN.”
Snowbilly’s probably one of those moms who also buys booze & lets their teens drink at home, so they can party with them & sleep with their daughter’s boyfriends. (Has anyone done a DNA test on Trip/Trig–whatever the fuck Palin’s kids name is?)
And he will be greeted as a hero by the left because boosting him hurts Sarah Palin. And principles be damned when it comes to savaging the Governor of Alaska and her family. –Redstate
Sweetheart, those are my principles.
[re=282945]SayItWithWookies[/re]: Sorry, but viz. your other post reference to duct tape, here’s a ditty from my grad school days:
All around the mulberry bush,
the monkey chased the weasel,
the monkey forgot the electrical tape,
Pop goes the weasel!
that’s not miss[re=282928]Serolf Divad[/re]: that’s not missle defense we can believe in.
Banjos?
Redstate makes a killing for its patented ALL-CAPS to lower case converter.
After the public tragedy of Bristol’s out of wedlock pregnancy all Americans share a small scar. Today we are all Mercedes Johnston.
[re=282967]Texan Bulldoggette[/re]:
Levi: Oh God. Oh, let me out.
Mrs. Palin: Don’t be nervous.
Levi: Get away from that door.
Mrs. Palin: I want to say something first.
Levi: Jesus Christ.
Mrs. Palin: Levi, I want you to know that I’m available to you, and if you won’t sleep with me this time…
Levi: Oh, my Christ.
Mrs. Palin: If you won’t sleep with me this time I want you to know that you can call me up anytime you want and we’ll make some kind of arrangement.
Levin: Oh…
Mrs. Palin: Do you understand what I…
Levi: Let me out.
Mrs. Palin: Levi,, do you understand what I just said?
Levi: Yes! Yes. Let me out!
Mrs. Palin: I find you very attractive.
[re=282930]HomoPolitico[/re]: Erick is a pretty good writer. His subject matter is another thing altogether …..
[re=282938]Dave J.[/re]: I know I know! I pasted it in from RedState, which bizarrely spelled his name wrong. Corrected.
[re=282939]magic titty[/re]: HA!
You know, I finally watched about 30 seconds of Levi’s interview with TyTy, and I felt sorry for him. I thought, gee this kid is a dumb, poor thing. Poor kid. It’s like he just stumbled into the national news when all he wanted was some hot teen sex. It’s what teens do. Now he’s wearing a blue vest on Tyra’s couch. And what will his life ever amount to either? He’s not Joe the Plumber. I felt bad for the kid. Maybe I’m getting soft in my old age. Who knows, maybe he can still make something of himself. It’s never too late for ITT Technical Institute. They have those in Alaska, right?
Say what you will about Levi’s sister but she didn’t get pregnant from fucking Levi.
Someone pointed out that they probably have one of those “us against the world” relationships you find in family’s where your mom is a total drug dealer.
[re=282975]Tommmcatt[/re]: That is beyond terrible, to contemplate.
Looks like the Snow Governor bought Bill and Hillary’s old “smear machine” on E-bay.
[re=282984]Woodwards Friend[/re]: haha! Exactly right. No conservatard she.
[re=282975]Tommmcatt[/re]: Looks like I’m doubling-down on the Ativan tonight. Thanks a lot.
[re=282994]McDuff[/re]: Seriously, this is such an ex-girlfriend-who-hates-you kind of rumor.
[re=282966]Mild Midwesterner[/re]: No. There must always be trade-offs.
[re=282975]Tommmcatt[/re]: Awesome.
[re=282958]freakishlystrong[/re]: is THAT what that smell is!?
Alaska is the new Kentucky.
BTW, what incest? http://www.hollywoodcelebgossips.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/levi-johnston-bristol-palin-underage-mercedes-johnston-party-myspace-picture.jpg
[re=282975]Tommmcatt[/re]:
And here’s to you, Governor Palin,
Red State loves you more than you will know.
You betchya, please Governor Palin.
The wingnuts will toss star bursts your way,
Hey, hey, hey
We’d like to know a little bit about you and Levi
We’d like to ask if you wanted Levi for yourself.
Look around you all you see are sympathetic eyes,
We’ll shoot wolves from helos until you feel at home.
And here’s to you, Governor Palin,
Red State loves you more than you will know.
You betchya, please, Governor Palin.
The wingnuts will toss star bursts your way,
Hey, hey, hey
David Duke has Erick Erickson’s name tattooed on his perineum.
GITTES: Katherine?… Katherine who?
EVELYN: she’s my daughter.
he slaps her
GITTES:I said the truth!
EVELYN: she’s my sister –
Gittes slaps her again.
EVELYN: she’s my daughter.
Gittes slaps her again.
EVELYN: my sister.
He hits her again.
EVELYN: My daughter, my sister –
He belts her finally, knocking her into a cheap Chinese
vase which shatters and she collapses on the sofa,
sobbing.
GITTES: I said I want the truth.
EVELYN: (almost screaming it) She’s my sister and my daughter!
[re=282984]Woodwards Friend[/re]: that because the Johnston family house-rule regarding ejaculates is “on me, not in me”… but outsiders like
SarahBristol Palin are fair game for redneck splooge!The wingnut implosion continues, heading several hundred miles below the earth’s surface. Nothin’ like red state sister doinking.
People in glass houses, Redstate….also.
[re=282975]Tommmcatt[/re]: Levi: Mrs. Palin, I think you’re trying to seduce me.
Am I the only one who foresees a hunting “accident” in Levi’s future?
Does Levi make Sis squeal like a pig?
[re=283077]threeb[/re]: of course not, silly!
“Hey look – Levi got an invite to the Palin’s next ‘Full Moon costume party’… and it came with a real cool-looking wolf costume!”
[re=283077]threeb[/re]: Maybe Levi will stumble on Hale Boggs’ Cessna, and that’s a Cessna to nowhere.
[re=283077]threeb[/re]: Given Levi’s apprenticeship, the accident will involve an AC socket, a pool of water, and an inserted screw driver. Levi, adieu.
[re=283038]Bearbloke[/re]: Thank you for that information.
“The Left”? Is that like “The Edge” or “Rihanna”? When will these people start using their last names?!
Isn’t it a riot how they’re spinning Levi (and, apparently, any of the other wreckage associated with Sarah Palin) to be a dastardly plot of “the Left”? ppfftt. Like we couldn’t do better than that with the material they keep giving us.
The guy’s banging his sister, also? That’s fucking gross, also.
[re=283228]Kev-O-Tron[/re]: No it’s not, Heathen! It’s God-ordained, Biblically-sanctioned incestuous HETERO-sex, you Accursed Sodomite, you!
I am so impressed with these people who are raising the bar for white trash. Useta anybody could be trash. Now you gotta work at it.
[re=283028]ManchuCandidate[/re]:
DING DING DING DING! I knew I could count on you….
Time for Levi to share those pictures Bristol sexmessaged him
[re=283359]americanscandoanything[/re]: you mean the pix from after the had the alleged baby, and her Vag looked like a moldy catcher’s mitt? Pass!
[re=283023]S.Luggo[/re]: I thought siblingfucking was normal only in West Virginia, but maybe I’m confusing it with cousinfucking.
Amidst all the rumors during the campaign about who Trig’s mother was, did anyone bother to ask who his father was? If Levi is the father of both Trig and Tripp, then what is the relationship between Trig and Tripp? Can one’s half brother simultaneously be one’s nephew?
Easter dinner at the governor’s mansion, with the whole family invited in the spirit of Christian forgiveness, will begin with a prayer and end either with dessert or gunfire. The seating chart will be critical.
Most unknowingly ironic blog post ever!
I have his initials shaved into my back hair.
[re=282963]gurukalehuru[/re]: “Levi is, of course, an anagram of both vile and evil, but I’m sure you’d all thought of that.”
Really, you give this boy WAY too much credit to fret over his anagram. His name has more to do with singular vs. plural proper nouns. Example:
Q: Ms. Sherry, do you wear Levi’s?
A: No, just one pair at a time.
Q: Ms. Sherry, was daughter named after a car?
A: No, I thought it would be cool to name her Mermaid Sadie Hawkin because, you know, Cher is pretty awesome and totally picked up that Almond Brother guy. And Hawken is a kind of ancient rifle used by Indians and shit, so I combined it into ‘Mercede’ and dropped the ‘s’ so people wouldn’t confuse her with a Jew-killin’ Nazi sedan.
[re=282963]gurukalehuru[/re]: That would explain my jeans.
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