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The “much hyped” television show Blonde Charity Mafia, which will be like The Hills but about rich Georgetown socialites on Late Night Shots, will air this summer on the CW network. This needs to be liveblogged every week as part of Wonkette Summer Sweeps. Specifically we need to get Editor Ken in one of his “moods” and have him liveblog it. [WP/Reliable Source]
THIS IS THE MOMENT WE’VE BEEN WAITING FOR FOREVER. YOUR LIVES WILL SOON BE REDEFINED. ALL OF YOUR SORROWS WILL CEASE. TUNE IN. TUNE. IN.
LNS has a Mafia now? But I thought they weren’t into the ethnics.
Is one of these ladies the widow of Strom Thurmond?
Liveblogging? I don’t think that’s what most of the guys will actually be doing.
Oh yeah. Have Editor Ken spend the day driving around the Inland Empire, checking out foreclosures, then come back to the ole rancho, a bottle of wild turkey, a .357 mag and live blog Blonde Charity Mafia. That should be very interesting.
I thought that only 75% of the world’s population of women were blond. Just another thing about which I have been proven wrong.
Finally. The world will see the effects of bi-weekly roofie dosing.
I’m not watching unless there’s a dark-haired Republican minx with glasses who tries unsuccessfully to explain abstinance to her many randy children. From her porch in Beltsville.
ooooohhh….yyyyeeeeeaaaaaaa
Hot wire Editor Ken with Wild Turkey.
Wait- is that not 4 pictures of the same woman? (Note to self: lay off early evening Chardonnay)
I’d hit 3 out of 4. The other one can wear the maid outfit and pick up the used condoms.
this is silly. that one blond chick is wayyy prettier than that other one.
ARe the Osbournes involved?
From left to right:
F, kill, marry, F
Wait. Charity strippers? I don’t think so.
We have to do something about this Hasselbeck syndrome epidemic.
irisheyesagain: i was going to write the same fucking thing, and i haven’t had a drop yet. jeebus.
i’m getting angry. i’d like to put together a group angry feeders, who will storm their homes and feed them cookies until their collar bones disappear.
marry, fck, kill, kill
The CW? Dozens of people will be repulsed by their antics!
Sara K. & Liz Glover are prettier, classier, and are much more intelligent.
D.C ladies?
So, they have jobs?
Hand and blow ain’t counting as jobs, yet.
is it going to be called: Friends (of Elliot Spitzer)
Probably a very interesting television program, but why post photos of the officers of Auburn’s chapter of ADPi?
cranky: So, basically you want to turn them all into Meghan McCain?
Out here in LA, none of them are even hittable.
I saw a pair of shortshorts for sale on mission street today.
Are we sure these aren’t all various pictures of the same woman?
Don’t most DC women look a lot angrier than that?
Fap?
ManchuCandidate: Worthy.
Alabama Parrot: wooooo….you’re in trouble now…..
At first glance, these ‘ladies’ look like the legal annalist from that O’Reily program.
polar_bear: fsck, grep, awk, tar
CaliforniaMike: they are too weak to fight! their arms are tired from blowing dry and alternately curling and ironing their hair for 6 hours a day in order to hide the surgery scars that keep their smiles in places.
This will only work if Michelle Bachmann shows up to bust them out of whatever pc re-education camp that’s brain-washed them into thinking “charity” is a good thing. And then they all wrestle.
Brendan M.: i was more interested in breaking them down. they would cry and say marvelously stupid and self-pitying things once they’d gained 3 pounds, let alone 30. but sure, mnm-like would be an improvement for my eyes, too. win-win.
Blonde Cherry Mafia? I think I downloaded some porn called that.
bago: Wait a minute, your in SF? E-MAIL me through ShortsandPants, for Jesus.
When I saw those pictures I thought it was for a show called Bimbette Cloning Mishaps. Hey, anyone know the number for CW?
I can’t wait for the very special episode when one of these stepford wife clowns loses her ass-virginity.
Anyone know the third one’s name? I can swear I went to school with her…
What is the name of the sick sad charities? Not Peta or the Acorns I hope. Comando F4 maybe?
Does it have anything to do with dark haired women drinking and peeing while having their photo taken? I really can’t blame people for wanting to watch that or to contribute their spare change to buy a table for 10. I just reread House of Mirth and really can’t wait to see which one overdoses in a crummy boarding house. Is Crazyeyes Bachmann coming on to add some color to the beigeness and help with a kill? I’m kind of too excited.
The Helvetica Scenario: Ya she fucked all the jocks. There were like TONS of rumors and stuff going around how she tried to make her own “Two Girls, One Cup” video. I think it’s “Jenna Bush,” not sure though.
CaliforniaMike: Well said, Mike. Well said. And true, too.
Although, in fairness, the second one from the left looks like the type who might “Throw her best girlfriend into the mix” one night, If-You-Know-What-I-Mean-And-I-Think-You-Do . . . .
I’d do’em.
“Skanktard Cotillion” will be awesome. I hate them already! Can’t wait.
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I just want to know which commenters will be gay marrying our editors? Where are you registered so we can send you gifts?
I sense an undertone of bitterness. But it could be the Military Vodka. Also.
Wonkette isn’t going to leave us with these… um… bimbos as the last post of the evening, are you? Maybe some beefcake?
102415: I recognize my unrealistic delusions so didn’t bother to register.
Wait - I thought we defeated the evil republicans and re-conquered DC? I thought I could go back now?
yes, yes, yes, yes
I know. Going out on a limb…
this is going to be terrible. i can’t wait.
The only way any of those women are even potentially LA doable would be in numbers greater than one, with them doing teh girl on girl stuff first.
Hahahaha. Just when it looked like D.C. couldn’t set the bar any lower—BAM! D.C. hits us with this.
CaliforniaMike: Damnit, Mike. I like the way you think. There’s an Executive Vice Presidency in your future, young man. At least . . . .
Girl Math: Two “7s” doing each other (and you) = 27.
:::Snort:::
They’re going to need a bigger cup.
1= ugga
2= no ugga
3= ugga bugga
4= ugga bugga bugga
This is all part of Obama’s socialist plot to run everyone’s life. After viewers see the indulgent, materialistic, superficial lives of the people who sponsor charities, charity as an institution will die in the US — requiring Big Government to step in and take over for the rich ladies who currently attend bachelor auctions and charity balls. Soon we’re immersed in a culture of dependence, unable to scrape together a progressive garden cocktail party without assistance from the neighborhood social commissar. Is this the America we want to live in, people?!
You can call me crazy, but I just — (wipes tear from eye) — I just love my country.
102415: Why not PETA? At least they get nekkid.
CaliforniaMike: Also, all of them want to make me stab myself in the soul.
CaliforniaMike: Hot damn. Thank you for at least taking me to a positive mental image place. That shirtless Kim Il-Jong picture earlier made my ‘lil atlas have a sad …
I can’t wait for the episode where Levi Johnston comes to visit and grow up a little.
chascates: None of them are Phillipino maids held in indenture, so think again.
kona farmer: Point well taken.
And for this we are in Iraq.
Most influential? I, for one, am glad they opted for style over substance. Otherwise, it’d be, left to right: Madeline Albright, Helen Thomas, Mary Matalin and Ann Coulter.
I don’t know why I am posting this. I am sorry.
Oh, this should surpass the culmination of class.
jagorev: WIN ! That is the bestest of games.
Just arrived DC Stop Three month stay Stop 4 Whorediamond tv shows that annoy Stop
“The Real Housewives of Montgomery County”
The pictures, from left to right: Yes, Yes, No, Yes.
“Rich Georgetown Socialites”, also known as “insufferable 20-somethings giving away daddy’s money”.
Tommy Says Soooo: Just to check my scoring
1) no 2) yes 3) yes 4) hell yes….
cranky: Better yet- “Tuesday Night Take Down”
This show looks like performance art. Welcome to the new Vagina Monologues.
Now with 50% more vagina and 25% less brains.
The four girls in the pictures are hot, but this will be one of the absolute worst piece of shit television shows since the last piece of shit television show debuted last week. Gawd almighty, who on earth needs literal crap like this? Television suits have lost their mind. All of them involved with this excrement should be fired, effective immediately. Everyone involved with this stinking pile of manure needs to be sentenced to spend six months on a remote South Pacific island with no electricity and no computers with Ann Coulter, Michelle Malkin, Mark Foley, Don Sherwood and Ted Stevens.
Come to think of it–THAT would be a good television show.
I do not believe that these ladies are real blondes. Do the drapes match the carpet? I need proof–preferably photographic.
Someone said “no” to any one of these girls? Come on. I’ll give only one thing on this entire mess: The four girls are hot, and here it’s yes, yes, yes and definately yes.
And “The Real Housewives of Montgomery County” is hilarious!
Candidates 1, 2 and 4, please report to my office for a “reading” ASAP.
Yawn. More pasty urban nail polish bimbos with a greed complex.
How about the Real Housewives of Boulder, or Seattle, or San Fransisco?
Then we’d see hawt.
Fashion poodles are boring.
Mild Midwesterner: Jinx. Buy me a coke.
I can’t wait for “The Real Ugly Wives of Appalachia” (originally called “The Bucktooth Bitches of Calhoun County”)
On the chin, on the back, on the belly, bareback
Gah, I’ll just wait for the twenty second clips on “The Soup”.
gurukalehuru: Keep that up, and I’m going to bring out my “Muslim Divorce Kit.”
This explains the fireball on the Potomac a few weeks ago.
1)No
2)Ha ha ha ha — clorox accident?
3)Yes
4)Yes
Oh, please. Y’all are a lying bunch of Michele Bachmann hate-fuckers. 1-4 are all acceptable.
I’d like to see 4 REAL DC ladies slap the blonde dye out of their hairs.
meh, i think i’d only go girl-on-girl with #4